salam dosto

kaise hein sab..
hope everyone will be fine
main ek dum thek as ussual

toh jee ek news leke me hazir hon sab ke leye
keya samjhe



abhi bhi nahe samjhe




chalo main samjhaa deti hon nah




i knew saare hi dufferish hein yahaan



toh samjheinge bhi kaise
anyways news yeh hai k our kudiye[Desi Rani] and me ki partner
laut rahi hai
Oh balle balle Oye shawaa shawaa

On 5th Dec
toh sabko oske welcome ke leye tayaar hojao

Phool,gajre ,Specially chocolates or buht kuch sab jamaa karna shuru kardo
zordar party honi chahiye me ke partner ke aane ki khushi mein

and kisi ne koi hoshyari dikhayi to ahho

chalo shabash shoro hojao sab abhi se

hmm............

ab to Allah bachaye ... Male Members ko

Han Han, humri tarf say advance mien welcome

tum toh bus shuruu hi hojaya karoh

Believe me iss mai maira koi qasoor nahi haa'n

Bohat Khushi ki baat hay, Ham un kay istaqbaal kay liye Palkain bichaye baithay hain.


Ji Hamain To Allah Mian Hi Bacha lain gay

Bus Allah he Bachchay to theek hai..
Warna hamara bachnay ka koi mood nahi hai

aap ka koi mood nahi hai bachnay kaa

hmm OK ... ab to chorain gay bhi nahi aap ko

arry wese he pakar lain , firing ki zarorat nahi hai

Main risk nahi lena chah rahi naa is liye

kahin aap bhag hi na jao

oooooooooooooo mayray Allah mian ye donooo museebatain phir sy keun aa rahi hain

ya Allah bacha hum ko in museebatoon sy .ya Allah rahim ker jab ye donooooo nahi theen

hulchul per bohat skoon sy atay thay ab tu

amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ye kush khabreeeeeeeeeeee hai ye tu dukh kahbriiiiiiii hai

oopz...baji kuri phir wapis a arahi hain...
ab tu woh buri ho gayi hai ...yahan kia kaam lolz...........

ALLAH khairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Nahin ji hum bhagne walon main se nahi hain

isse keya matlab hai u ka

kudiye ko welcome

hor mere welcome ka keya huwa

me ko welcome karnah kaise bhool gayi u

chajaaa milegii

jarooor chajaaa milegi

han han sab mein hamara hi kasoor hotaa nah


Sirf palkein

nah nah nah

apka buht kharchaa hone wala hai

hamare lautne ki khushi mein party hogiii jee

fikr not yeh bhaagna chahe bhi nahi bhaag sakte

cuz ab main agayi hon nah

cage ka intezaam pehle se hi kar rakha hai mainne

matlab ab kiya samjhaoun...u ko parhna nahi ataaa????????
sorry main samjhanay ki fees laiti houn

inni laalchi kab hogayi kudiye

nah nah nah main paise nahi dongi

Kasoor ko chooro
tell me where is kudiya

haan u toh bach ke hi rehna

oh shub shub bolo chilghose

yeh toh buht gr8 news thehri nah


woh toh jab oski entry hogi patah chal jayega

main lalchi nahi houn
u say ziada nahi houn
paisay dainay parhay tu...............llalchi lolz

na na na main paisay loun gi lolz

Acha...yani phir kuch na kuch hona hai Lekin pehele yeh to batao Lahori bacha kahan hai ? Jis ko ham sab tang karti thin Anyway i will wait Desi raani to pehele se hi meri gang mein shamil hai Pooch lena us se

Cake ko tum cage kaheti ho Pine Apple ka cake suna tha Shayad Cage Cake bhi hota hoga

han u sooper dooper lalchi ho

me fuzuul mein paise dun

chal hatt


me ko keya patah woh kahan hai

last time he was in jail yehi koi 7,8 saal ki sazaa huwi thi aajayega jab rihaa hoga toh

me cage ko cage hi kehti hon

kabhi toh khane ki baat nah keya karoh moti

haayela u ko keya huwa kudiye

tumhey kyoun bataoun

rehne do me apne detectives se patah lagwa longi

To pata rakhna tha naa
Acha Jail mein hai phir chado ji is gal nu
Acha phir bigaarti raho khaanun ke naam Engrez bechare jo urdu seekh rahe hein tumhari dictionary se faidah utha to lein magar apni language zaroor bigaar dein ge

Aawww mein ne kab kab khaane ki baatein ki hein Aur Moti hone ka kis ne bataya Waise tum na bari wo ho

main kyon rakhti

woh merah boss lagta hai keya

haan me ko bhi yehi lagta hai tumhe samjhate samjhate sari english bhool jaongi main

mujhse bhala keya chupa reh sakta jee