
Joke ... 1
[b]School
• Dad: Do you like to go to school? • Boy: I like to go to school and come back from school, but I hate the bit in the middle.[/b]
joke.. 2
• Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? • child: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
joke... 3
• Teacher: I'm now going to tell you about the elephant, but if you don't pay attention and look at me, you won't know what it looks like.
joke... 4
Naughty Child
• A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. • At last one man could stand it no longer. • "Hey kid," he shouted. • "Why don't you go outside and play?"