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SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 5 2007, 04:36 PM

There are three men strolling through the desert and they find a magic lamp.

They pick it up and rub it, a genie pops out. The genie says, "I'll grant you all each 1 wish."

The Englishman steps up and says, "I want some ice to cool my body."

The black man says, "I want some water to drink," and the Paki says, "I want a car door." The genie says,

"Why do you want a car door?" And the Paki says, "Whenever it gets hot I can open the window."

SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 5 2007, 04:51 PM

Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al chuckles and says You know I could throw a $10000 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says Well I could throw ten $1000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says Of course then I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.

Chelsea rolls her eyes looks at all of them and says I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.

SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 5 2007, 04:59 PM

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY".
One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY." "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a TRAGEDY.

" I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we
would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton. "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a TRAGEDY?"

Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a TRAGEDY." "Wonderful!"
Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"

SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 5 2007, 05:03 PM

it is little Bit Diffifult But if anyone Understand thn it is vry FUNNY

When NASA first started sending up astronauts they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity upside down underwater on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300° C.

The Russians use a pencil.

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 6 2007, 08:14 AM

keep sharing more funny stuff

Regards

Lonely

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 6 2007, 08:14 AM

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 6 2007, 08:17 AM

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 6 2007, 08:18 AM

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