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SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 11 2007, 11:11 AM

The Queen visits a mental hospital and goes to the first ward. The first patient she sees is sitting up and with his left hand he seems to be grabbing something from the air.

She asks What are you doing? The patient replies I am taking the stars from the sky!

She then proceeds over to the second patient and he seems to be inserting something into the air. She asks What are you doing love?

The second patient replies I am putting the stars back in the sky!

Finally she reaches the third patient and he is sitting up pretending he is a rally driver and is making high speed noises.

She asks him What the hell are you up to?
The patient replies I am trying to get away from these two nutters they are Stupid Mentals!

SmiLe_PoiNt

Jan 11 2007, 11:16 AM

A bus driver and a priest died at the same time and went before God. God turned to the driver, praised him and sent him to Heaven. Then God said the priest to go to Hell.

The priest was shocked and went on his knees and said "I have always been thinking of you, praising you, and preaching about you, and you send me to Hell" The God went furious and said "When you preached everyone slept, and when the driver drove the bus everyone prayed"

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 11 2007, 11:41 AM

Good stuff

but apse guzarish ki jati hai kay HC Jokess & Riddles section kay Rules kay mutabiq aik din mai ap sirf 1 jokes share kar sakte hain iss bat ka khayal rekhye ga Next time agar aik din mai aik say zaida jokes post kiye gaye to zayed jokes delete kar diye jayen gay...

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