Once upon a time three ants were very cloce and best friends
living under a tree and,
One day an elephant came and stand near by.
One ant said,"Let's go and kill that elephant".
Did you know,
What the second ant said(fortunately she was urdu-speaking)
"Rehnay do,Ham AIK hain
or
wo
AKAYLA".

THIS IS REALLY A JOKE 4 SURE:
Aik choor makan main dakhil hua.tajori par likha tha"press button on right".
Choor nay aisa hi kia to siren baj utha aur choor pakra gya.
Adalat main judge nay poocha,"tum apni safai main kutch kehna pasand karo gay"?
Choor nay afsurda lehjay main kaha"main iss say ziada kutch nai kehna chahta k yeh dunia
bari dhokay ba'az hay"

HERE'S ANOTHER 1:
Nazakat bhatti nya nya syed corporation ka afsar e al'la bana tha.us ki duty thee k akhbaroon main
beejoan(seeds) aur corporation k hawalay say jitni khabrain ayain sab ko file ki soorat main
managing director ko paish karay.pehlay din jo file paish ki gai us ki pehli khabar thee.
"russia Afghanistan main nafrat k beej bonay ki koshish kar raha hay"

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