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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"
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SmiLe_PoiNt
i think wo last one ap hoo Buch gay nae tu mari pooori koooshish thi lol3.gif lol1.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Where U Can Find Me @ Mar 22 2007, 02:17 PM) [snapback]2260099[/snapback]
i think wo last one ap hoo Buch gay nae tu mari pooori koooshish thi lol3.gif lol1.gif

lol3.gif bilkul sahi samjay ap you1.gif wo last wala mai hi tha or sab say pehlay jise chalank lagayi wo ap thay you1.gif
SmiLe_PoiNt
shuker hy 2nd nahin kaha warna Chalta kessy lol3.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Where U Can Find Me @ Mar 22 2007, 02:30 PM) [snapback]2260114[/snapback]
shuker hy 2nd nahin kaha warna Chalta kessy lol3.gif

heheh to ap ab typing kaisay karain gay bcoz ap kay bazon to gaye kaam say nana.gif
SmiLe_PoiNt
Science kab kaam ayegi, Wood ky YAN Steel ky YAN Lohey ky, dekha assa be hota hy threaten.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Where U Can Find Me @ Mar 22 2007, 03:15 PM) [snapback]2260183[/snapback]
Science kab kaam ayegi, Wood ky YAN Steel ky YAN Lohey ky, dekha assa be hota hy threaten.gif

acha na ap to serious hi ho gaye 1-embaressed_smile.gif yeh danda tao peechain karain afrd.gif
SmiLe_PoiNt
are nae main Serious nahin hoa or na hota hon,Main tu abe es se aap ko Dishma Dishma 1-history.gif ......?
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Where U Can Find Me @ Mar 22 2007, 04:44 PM) [snapback]2260292[/snapback]
are nae main Serious nahin hoa or na hota hon,Main tu abe es se aap ko Dishma Dishma 1-history.gif ......?

yani kay apne muje har hal mai marna hai 1-embaressed_smile.gif
SmiLe_PoiNt
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Mar 22 2007, 04:52 PM) [snapback]2260300[/snapback]
yani kay apne muje har hal mai marna hai 1-embaressed_smile.gif


Challo ager aap kehte ho tu main chor deta hon warna main nain Usman ko chorna nahin tha StayAway.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Where U Can Find Me @ Mar 22 2007, 05:53 PM) [snapback]2260354[/snapback]
Challo ager aap kehte ho tu main chor deta hon warna main nain Usman ko chorna nahin tha StayAway.gif

heheh boht bohat shukria janab apne Usman ko maof ker diya adb.gif
aaminah
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Roshni786
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tenha_saima
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Pearlcapricorn

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