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Aaj hum apko Hulchul ka ek mukhtasar sa taaruf karwatay hain……Ye internet par bouhat say logon ka wahid thikana hai….ye na sirf logon ko internet par phaili bouhat c buraiyun se door rakhta hai balkeh unko apni aaghosh mein le kar unki taleem o tarbiyyat ka fareeza bhi sir-anjaam deta hai…….
Yahan ki aab o hawa bouhat kharab hai, yahi wajah hai k jisko ek dafa iski hawa lug jaye uska phir iss forum se peecha nahin chhoot-ta aur hulchul uski adat bun jaata hai…..
Yahan aapko har rung, har nasal, har tabqay aur har jasaamat k loag nazar aain gay…….Yahan k loag bouhat hi pur-khaloos aur muhabbat karne walay hain …….khaas taur par sinf e naazuk k maamlay mein. Yahan k aksar male members, female members ko apni cousin samajhtay hain aur unki har khidmat baja laanay ko tayyaar rehtay hain…….Kuch members, kuch female members ko apni behan b samajhtay hain, wesay Abu Adnan ka qaul hai k jab tak kisi larki mein koi kami na ho koi doosra larka ussay behan nahin kehta…..Female Gossip, HC ki sub se pur-ronak jaga hai, click kartay hi fiza mein rung daar aanchal lehranay lagtay hain aur dil se Allama Iqbal k iss misray ki daad denay ko ji chahta hai k “Wajood e zann se hai tasveer e kainaat mein rung” aur posts parhtay huay ek sarshaari ki c kaifiyat taari rehti hai…..
Kuch members aisay b hain jo sirf ilm k hasool k liye forum pe atay hain, ye wo loag hain k jinkay wajood se kainaat e ilm mein ronaq hai, inka wajood HC mein aisay hai jesay jism mein rooh……. Kuch members aisay hain jo login huay bagher hi as a guest member HC ki meethi kasak se lutf andoaz hotay rehtay hain aur yahi wo loag hain jinki wajah se HC ki haazri zara mauqool nazar aati hai…..Kuch members aisay bhi hain k jinki “ghair nisaabi sargarmiyaan” dekh kar gumaan hota hai k shaaid wo forum par rishtay ki talash mein aaye hain, inki tarjeehaat mein larki ki khoobsurti pehle number par hoti hai jabke mere khayal se shadi k liye larki ki khoobsurti koi maani nahin rakhti kyunke sub jaantay hain k shadi k baad kuch hi arsay mein tamaam larkiyaan aik jesi hi ho jati hain……

Daylight
Chaltay chaltay apko HC k kuch khaas members se bhi milwata chalon,

MJB

Inka shumaar logon ki uss kisam mein hota hai jo bed-room aur office-room mein sirf itna farq samjhtay hain k bed-room infiradi araam-gah hai aur office ijtamayi araam-gah. Ye wo sahib hai k jinko sirf dekh kar hi doosray logon ko neend anay lagti hai. Allah ne neend ki naimat inko iss faraghi se ata ki hai k kisi kisam ka shor o ghul bhi inko neend se baidaar na kar sakay. Shaaid inko dekh kar hi Meer Taqi Meer ye keh gaye hain k “Sarhaanay MJB k aahista bolo, Abhi tuk rotay rotay so gaya hai”. HC Administration ko zaati taur par aisay moderators bouhat hi pasand hain kyunke na to wo apnay admins k liye koi masla paida kartay hain aur na hi aam members k liye……kabhi kabhi ye khumaar alood nazron se forum par bhi chakkar laga letay hain aur jamaaiyaan letay huay ek aadh post karne ki zehmat bhi gawara kar letay hain…..Wesay inkay sara din soye rehne ki ek wajah ye bhi ho sakti hai k ye saari raat parhtay rehtay hain……….kisi k pyar bharay sms.

Abu Adnan

Inkay mutaabik inkay abaa o ajdaad ne jang e azadi 1857 mein mujaahideen ki kamaan sambhali thi, inki ye baat samajh mein aye na aye lekin jang e azadi ki nakami ki wajah zaroor samajh mein aa jati hai…..Ibtadai taleem apni hamsayi se haasil ki. College pouhanchtay hi khandaan waalon k hath se nikal gaye…… Tanhayi mein ibadat kartay hain wesay inki company dekh kar yakeen ho jata hai k inki tanhayi bhi ibadat hi hai…..Females ki itni zyada izzat kartay hain k mashkook se lagnay lagtay hain…….. Love marriage ki kafi koshish ki magar pae dar pae nakaamiyun k baad bil akhir arrange marriage kar li aur Allah lok bun gaye lehaza ab forum par bouhat achhi achhi posts kartay hain……doosron ko naseehat karna inka pasandeeda mashghala hai….. Buray ki baat sun letay hain magar buri baat nahin suntay…..buri baat sun-na chahein to khud bolnay lagtay hain…..Inn k iss qadar dost hain k inko ye nahin pata k kon kon inkay dost hain……doston ko sir aankhon pe bithatay hain issi liye sub inhein khud se neecha samajhtay hain…..Museebat k waqt doston ki madad ko yun pouhanchtay hain k jesay issi maukay ki talash mein thay………Bouhat saleeqa mand hain, shaaid inko dekh kar hi kisi shayar ne kaha tha k “inn se milliye baray saleeqay k loag hain, qatal bhi karein baray ehtaram se”.
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Forever Green

Khush qismati se ye hamari forum fellow hain, ye alag baat hai k hamaray ilava koi inhein apnay forum mein rakhne ko tayaar nahin…….Husn e tamaam ki daaway-daar na sahi magar husn e qalaam ki shehryar zaroor hain, lekin ye itni baatein khud nahin karti jitni inkay baaray mein ki jaati hain……Doosray members se zanana waar muqabla karti hain aur mardana waar raah e faraar ikhtayaar karti hain…….Kisi se koi kaam ho to itni meethi meethi baatein karein gi k saamne walay ko zaya-beetas ho jaaye aur haqeeqat mein aisi k inkay paida hotay hi inkay ghar mein larayi shuru ho gai jo tab tak jaari rahi jab tak ye bari ho kar khud ye kaam karne k qaabil na ho gai……Bachpan khel kood mein guzra, jis mein khel kum aur kood zyada thi jo k sehat se zaahir hai……kehti hain k muhabbat aur jang mein sub kuch jaaiz hota hai lehaza jab ye muhabbat kar rahi hoti hain to saamne walay ko jang darpesh hoti hai……ye ibarat, wo isharat, ye tabassum, wo takallum inki khoobi hi to hai, yahi wajah hai k jis post mein jaati hain aadha Hc kisi na kisi bahanay wahin aa pouhanchta hai……. kher maarhi changi jesi bhi hain , hain to sahi.


Daylight

Aap ka zikar karna goya suraj ko charagh dikhanay k mutradif hai. Baat kar rahay hon to kisi ka lehaz nahin kartay aur lehaz kar rahay hon to kisi se baat nahin kartay……iss liye agar aap se baat na karein to samajh lein k aap ka lehaz kar rahay hain. Aap ek sawal poochein to jawaban 10 sawaal aap se pooch lein gay……..Har post mein kisi na kisi taraf se apni taang zaroor araain gay…..Wesay aap sahib e kirdaar hain yani jhoot bolein gay to uss par qaaim bhi rahein gay aur iss aitmaad se jhoot bolain gay k uss aitmaad se naik loag such nahin boltay hon gay…..
Members aksar inn se kanni katraatay hain aur dauran e behas inn se nazrein churatay rehtay hain k kahin koi sawal hi na pooch lein….Ye wo sahib hain jinko sub se zyada daant dapat sun-na parti hai…….inki kismet mein sirf members ki ghoornay waali nazrein hi likhi hain………har roaz kahin na kahin se koi na koi nukta nikaal kar le aain gay aur doosron ka maghaz khana shuru kar dein gay……..
Lehaza, agar aap kisi wazeh aur seedhay saadhay mislay ko uljhana chahein to bila-takalluf inn se istafada karein, apko kabhi na-umeed nahin karein gay.
Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 08:38 AM) *
Aaj hum apko Hulchul ka ek mukhtasar sa taaruf karwatay hain……Ye internet par bouhat say logon ka wahid thikana hai….ye na sirf logon ko internet par phaili bouhat c buraiyun se door rakhta hai balkeh unko apni aaghosh mein le kar unki taleem o tarbiyyat ka fareeza bhi sir-anjaam deta hai…….
Yahan ki aab o hawa bouhat kharab hai, yahi wajah hai k jisko ek dafa iski hawa lug jaye uska phir iss forum se peecha nahin chhoot-ta aur hulchul uski adat bun jaata hai…..
Yahan aapko har rung, har nasal, har tabqay aur har jasaamat k loag nazar aain gay…….Yahan k loag bouhat hi pur-khaloos aur muhabbat karne walay hain …….khaas taur par sinf e naazuk k maamlay mein. Yahan k aksar male members, female members ko apni cousin samajhtay hain aur unki har khidmat baja laanay ko tayyaar rehtay hain…….Kuch members, kuch female members ko apni behan b samajhtay hain, wesay Abu Adnan ka qaul hai k jab tak kisi larki mein koi kami na ho koi doosra larka ussay behan nahin kehta…..Female Gossip, HC ki sub se pur-ronak jaga hai, click kartay hi fiza mein rung daar aanchal lehranay lagtay hain aur dil se Allama Iqbal k iss misray ki daad denay ko ji chahta hai k “Wajood e zann se hai tasveer e kainaat mein rung” aur posts parhtay huay ek sarshaari ki c kaifiyat taari rehti hai…..
Kuch members aisay b hain jo sirf ilm k hasool k liye forum pe atay hain, ye wo loag hain k jinkay wajood se kainaat e ilm mein ronaq hai, inka wajood HC mein aisay hai jesay jism mein rooh……. Kuch members aisay hain jo login huay bagher hi as a guest member HC ki meethi kasak se lutf andoaz hotay rehtay hain aur yahi wo loag hain jinki wajah se HC ki haazri zara mauqool nazar aati hai…..Kuch members aisay bhi hain k jinki “ghair nisaabi sargarmiyaan” dekh kar gumaan hota hai k shaaid wo forum par rishtay ki talash mein aaye hain, inki tarjeehaat mein larki ki khoobsurti pehle number par hoti hai jabke mere khayal se shadi k liye larki ki khoobsurti koi maani nahin rakhti kyunke sub jaantay hain k shadi k baad kuch hi arsay mein tamaam larkiyaan aik jesi hi ho jati hain……


Hahhahaa
Bhat Zabardast Janab Kya likha hai
Parh kar kafi maza aya
Lagta hai app nay Abu Adnan ke Offer Qabool kar lee hai aur Tanz-o-Mazah ko ronak bakhshi ... really nice 0-25_coolguy.gif
Keep it up rose.gif

Silent-Viewer
Chaltay chaltay apko HC k kuch khaas members se bhi milwata chalon,

MJB

Inka shumaar logon ki uss kisam mein hota hai jo bed-room aur office-room mein sirf itna farq samjhtay hain k bed-room infiradi araam-gah hai aur office ijtamayi araam-gah. Ye wo sahib hai k jinko sirf dekh kar hi doosray logon ko neend anay lagti hai. Allah ne neend ki naimat inko iss faraghi se ata ki hai k kisi kisam ka shor o ghul bhi inko neend se baidaar na kar sakay. Shaaid inko dekh kar hi Meer Taqi Meer ye keh gaye hain k “Sarhaanay MJB k aahista bolo, Abhi tuk rotay rotay so gaya hai”. HC Administration ko zaati taur par aisay moderators bouhat hi pasand hain kyunke na to wo apnay admins k liye koi masla paida kartay hain aur na hi aam members k liye……kabhi kabhi ye khumaar alood nazron se forum par bhi chakkar laga letay hain aur jamaaiyaan letay huay ek aadh post karne ki zehmat bhi gawara kar letay hain…..Wesay inkay sara din soye rehne ki ek wajah ye bhi ho sakti hai k ye saari raat parhtay rehtay hain……….kisi k pyar bharay sms.


E9.gif hehehehehe yah bhee mazay ka likha hai 0-25_coolguy.gif
wiasay is umer men bhee pyar bharay sms atay hain poster_oops.gif

Abu Adnan

Inkay mutaabik inkay abaa o ajdaad ne jang e azadi 1857 mein mujaahideen ki kamaan sambhali thi, inki ye baat samajh mein aye na aye lekin jang e azadi ki nakami ki wajah zaroor samajh mein aa jati hai…..Ibtadai taleem apni hamsayi se haasil ki. College pouhanchtay hi khandaan waalon k hath se nikal gaye…… Tanhayi mein ibadat kartay hain wesay inki company dekh kar yakeen ho jata hai k inki tanhayi bhi ibadat hi hai…..Females ki itni zyada izzat kartay hain k mashkook se lagnay lagtay hain…….. Love marriage ki kafi koshish ki magar pae dar pae nakaamiyun k baad bil akhir arrange marriage kar li aur Allah lok bun gaye lehaza ab forum par bouhat achhi achhi posts kartay hain……doosron ko naseehat karna inka pasandeeda mashghala hai….. Buray ki baat sun letay hain magar buri baat nahin suntay…..buri baat sun-na chahein to khud bolnay lagtay hain…..Inn k iss qadar dost hain k inko ye nahin pata k kon kon inkay dost hain……doston ko sir aankhon pe bithatay hain issi liye sub inhein khud se neecha samajhtay hain…..Museebat k waqt doston ki madad ko yun pouhanchtay hain k jesay issi maukay ki talash mein thay………Bouhat saleeqa mand hain, shaaid inko dekh kar hi kisi shayar ne kaha tha k “inn se milliye baray saleeqay k loag hain, qatal bhi karein baray ehtaram se”.



hehehehehe E9.gif
ya bhee acha raha... Waqyee Adnan bro kuch aisay he lagtay haiN E9.gif


Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 08:44 AM) *
Aap ka zikar karna goya suraj ko charagh dikhanay k mutradif hai. Baat kar rahay hon to kisi ka lehaz nahin kartay aur lehaz kar rahay hon to kisi se baat nahin kartay……iss liye agar aap se baat na karein to samajh lein k aap ka lehaz kar rahay hain. Aap ek sawal poochein to jawaban 10 sawaal aap se pooch lein gay……..Har post mein kisi na kisi taraf se apni taang zaroor araain gay…..Wesay aap sahib e kirdaar hain yani jhoot bolein gay to uss par qaaim bhi rahein gay aur iss aitmaad se jhoot bolain gay k uss aitmaad se naik loag such nahin boltay hon gay…..
Members aksar inn se kanni katraatay hain aur dauran e behas inn se nazrein churatay rehtay hain k kahin koi sawal hi na pooch lein….Ye wo sahib hain jinko sub se zyada daant dapat sun-na parti hai…….inki kismet mein sirf members ki ghoornay waali nazrein hi likhi hain………har roaz kahin na kahin se koi na koi nukta nikaal kar le aain gay aur doosron ka maghaz khana shuru kar dein gay……..
Lehaza, agar aap kisi wazeh aur seedhay saadhay mislay ko uljhana chahein to bila-takalluf inn se istafada karein, apko kabhi na-umeed nahin karein gay.



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yah wala sub say acha likha hai E9.gif
hahahhahaha
Bhat maza aya parh kar
Hope baqi Mods kay baray men bhee jald he parhnay ka moqa mile ga rose.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 09:41 AM) *
Chaltay chaltay apko HC k kuch khaas members se bhi milwata chalon,

MJB

Inka shumaar logon ki uss kisam mein hota hai jo bed-room aur office-room mein sirf itna farq samjhtay hain k bed-room infiradi araam-gah hai aur office ijtamayi araam-gah. Ye wo sahib hai k jinko sirf dekh kar hi doosray logon ko neend anay lagti hai. Allah ne neend ki naimat inko iss faraghi se ata ki hai k kisi kisam ka shor o ghul bhi inko neend se baidaar na kar sakay. Shaaid inko dekh kar hi Meer Taqi Meer ye keh gaye hain k “Sarhaanay MJB k aahista bolo, Abhi tuk rotay rotay so gaya hai”. HC Administration ko zaati taur par aisay moderators bouhat hi pasand hain kyunke na to wo apnay admins k liye koi masla paida kartay hain aur na hi aam members k liye……kabhi kabhi ye khumaar alood nazron se forum par bhi chakkar laga letay hain aur jamaaiyaan letay huay ek aadh post karne ki zehmat bhi gawara kar letay hain…..Wesay inkay sara din soye rehne ki ek wajah ye bhi ho sakti hai k ye saari raat parhtay rehtay hain……….kisi k pyar bharay sms.

Abu Adnan

Inkay mutaabik inkay abaa o ajdaad ne jang e azadi 1857 mein mujaahideen ki kamaan sambhali thi, inki ye baat samajh mein aye na aye lekin jang e azadi ki nakami ki wajah zaroor samajh mein aa jati hai…..Ibtadai taleem apni hamsayi se haasil ki. College pouhanchtay hi khandaan waalon k hath se nikal gaye…… Tanhayi mein ibadat kartay hain wesay inki company dekh kar yakeen ho jata hai k inki tanhayi bhi ibadat hi hai…..Females ki itni zyada izzat kartay hain k mashkook se lagnay lagtay hain…….. Love marriage ki kafi koshish ki magar pae dar pae nakaamiyun k baad bil akhir arrange marriage kar li aur Allah lok bun gaye lehaza ab forum par bouhat achhi achhi posts kartay hain……doosron ko naseehat karna inka pasandeeda mashghala hai….. [color="#FF0000"]Buray ki baat sun letay hain magar buri baat nahin suntay…..buri baat sun-na chahein to khud bolnay lagtay hain…..Inn k iss qadar dost hain k inko ye nahin pata k kon kon inkay dost hain……doston ko sir aankhon pe bithatay hain issi liye sub inhein khud se neecha samajhtay hain…..Museebat k waqt doston ki madad ko yun pouhanchtay hain k jesay issi maukay ki talash mein thay………Bouhat saleeqa mand hain, shaaid inko dekh kar hi kisi shayar ne kaha tha k “inn se milliye baray saleeqay k loag hain, qatal bhi karein baray ehtaram se”.[/color]


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wow bahoot khooooooooooooob.

mujhay zati taur par to yeh silsila bahoot pasand aayaa. (HC admin ka pata naheeN E21.gif ) mera to khayaal hai k aap apnay qalam ki kaaT say aisay hi tanz o mazah shagoofouN k zariyeh HC ki bahoot 'khidmat' karsaktay haiN. (bah shartekay k jin par likha jaye, woh hissay mazaah bhi rakhtay houN aur 'suger-coated' tanqeed paRh kar barham honay ki bajaye, apna jaizah lenay par majboor hojayaiN. weldone daylight bhai 0-25_coolguy.gif keep it up .... tawaqtekay HC admin 'interfere' nah karna shooroo karday..... baqi members per bhi apni 2 Tok roy issi tarah pesh kartay rahaiN... yeh aik khoobsoorat silsila hoga aur insha Allah sab ko pasand aayega.
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 09:44 AM) *
Aap ka zikar karna goya suraj ko charagh dikhanay k mutradif hai. Baat kar rahay hon to kisi ka lehaz nahin kartay aur lehaz kar rahay hon to kisi se baat nahin kartay……iss liye agar aap se baat na karein to samajh lein k aap ka lehaz kar rahay hain. Aap ek sawal poochein to jawaban 10 sawaal aap se pooch lein gay……..Har post mein kisi na kisi taraf se apni taang zaroor araain gay…..Wesay aap sahib e kirdaar hain yani jhoot bolein gay to uss par qaaim bhi rahein gay aur iss aitmaad se jhoot bolain gay k uss aitmaad se naik loag such nahin boltay hon gay…..
Members aksar inn se kanni katraatay hain aur dauran e behas inn se nazrein churatay rehtay hain k kahin koi sawal hi na pooch lein….Ye wo sahib hain jinko sub se zyada daant dapat sun-na parti hai…….inki kismet mein sirf members ki ghoornay waali nazrein hi likhi hain………har roaz kahin na kahin se koi na koi nukta nikaal kar le aain gay aur doosron ka maghaz khana shuru kar dein gay……..
Lehaza, agar aap kisi wazeh aur seedhay saadhay mislay ko uljhana chahein to bila-takalluf inn se istafada karein, apko kabhi na-umeed nahin karein gay.



wow superrrrrrrrr ... kia mirror k saamnay baiTh kar likha hai?

aiinah 'khud' ko dikhaya to 'khud' hi ko 'baRa' maan gayee......
krakrani.gif
Daylight
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Hahhahaa
Bhat Zabardast Janab Kya likha hai
Parh kar kafi maza aya
Lagta hai app nay Abu Adnan ke Offer Qabool kar lee hai aur Tanz-o-Mazah ko ronak bakhshi ... really nice 0-25_coolguy.gif
Keep it up rose.gif


Abu adnan to aksar offers kartay rehtay hain, bus kabhi qabool karne ki himmat nahin ho saki :d
Daylight
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E9.gif hehehehehe yah bhee mazay ka likha hai 0-25_coolguy.gif
wiasay is umer men bhee pyar bharay sms atay hain


Aap ne samajh kya rakha hai janab, iss umar mein kya matlab ? abhi to Mjb jawan jahan hain :p

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yah wala sub say acha likha hai E9.gif
hahahhahaha
Bhat maza aya parh kar


:d :d thanx
Daylight
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 10:26 AM) *
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wow bahoot khooooooooooooob.

mujhay zati taur par to yeh silsila bahoot pasand aayaa. (HC admin ka pata naheeN E21.gif ) mera to khayaal hai k aap apnay qalam ki kaaT say aisay hi tanz o mazah shagoofouN k zariyeh HC ki bahoot 'khidmat' karsaktay haiN. (bah shartekay k jin par likha jaye, woh hissay mazaah bhi rakhtay houN aur 'suger-coated' tanqeed paRh kar barham honay ki bajaye, apna jaizah lenay par majboor hojayaiN. weldone daylight bhai 0-25_coolguy.gif keep it up .... tawaqtekay HC admin 'interfere' nah karna shooroo karday..... baqi members per bhi apni 2 Tok roy issi tarah pesh kartay rahaiN... yeh aik khoobsoorat silsila hoga aur insha Allah sab ko pasand aayega.


Thanx smile.gif
Wese muje umeed hai k itni hiss e mizah to sub hi rakhtay hon gay jitni yahan pesh ki gai aur admin ko bhi iss par koi aitraaz nahin ho ga smile.gif Daylight ka taaruf bhi issi liye karvaya k baqiyun mein se koi bura maan-ne ki himmat na karay :d
Daylight
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 10:39 AM) *

wow superrrrrrrrr ... kia mirror k saamnay baiTh kar likha hai?

aiinah 'khud' ko dikhaya to 'khud' hi ko 'baRa' maan gayee......
krakrani.gif


hahahaha, nahin meine abu adnan ko daylight ki nazar se aur daylight ko abu adnan ki nazar se dekha :d
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 10:41 AM) *
Chaltay chaltay apko HC k kuch khaas members se bhi milwata chalon,

MJB

Inka shumaar logon ki uss kisam mein hota hai jo bed-room aur office-room mein sirf itna farq samjhtay hain k bed-room infiradi araam-gah hai aur office ijtamayi araam-gah. Ye wo sahib hai k jinko sirf dekh kar hi doosray logon ko neend anay lagti hai. Allah ne neend ki naimat inko iss faraghi se ata ki hai k kisi kisam ka shor o ghul bhi inko neend se baidaar na kar sakay. Shaaid inko dekh kar hi Meer Taqi Meer ye keh gaye hain k “Sarhaanay MJB k aahista bolo, Abhi tuk rotay rotay so gaya hai”. HC Administration ko zaati taur par aisay moderators bouhat hi pasand hain kyunke na to wo apnay admins k liye koi masla paida kartay hain aur na hi aam members k liye……kabhi kabhi ye khumaar alood nazron se forum par bhi chakkar laga letay hain aur jamaaiyaan letay huay ek aadh post karne ki zehmat bhi gawara kar letay hain…..Wesay inkay sara din soye rehne ki ek wajah ye bhi ho sakti hai k ye saari raat parhtay rehtay hain……….kisi k pyar bharay sms.

Abu Adnan

Inkay mutaabik inkay abaa o ajdaad ne jang e azadi 1857 mein mujaahideen ki kamaan sambhali thi, inki ye baat samajh mein aye na aye lekin jang e azadi ki nakami ki wajah zaroor samajh mein aa jati hai…..Ibtadai taleem apni hamsayi se haasil ki. College pouhanchtay hi khandaan waalon k hath se nikal gaye…… Tanhayi mein ibadat kartay hain wesay inki company dekh kar yakeen ho jata hai k inki tanhayi bhi ibadat hi hai…..Females ki itni zyada izzat kartay hain k mashkook se lagnay lagtay hain…….. Love marriage ki kafi koshish ki magar pae dar pae nakaamiyun k baad bil akhir arrange marriage kar li aur Allah lok bun gaye lehaza ab forum par bouhat achhi achhi posts kartay hain……doosron ko naseehat karna inka pasandeeda mashghala hai….. Buray ki baat sun letay hain magar buri baat nahin suntay…..buri baat sun-na chahein to khud bolnay lagtay hain…..Inn k iss qadar dost hain k inko ye nahin pata k kon kon inkay dost hain……doston ko sir aankhon pe bithatay hain issi liye sub inhein khud se neecha samajhtay hain…..Museebat k waqt doston ki madad ko yun pouhanchtay hain k jesay issi maukay ki talash mein thay………Bouhat saleeqa mand hain, shaaid inko dekh kar hi kisi shayar ne kaha tha k “inn se milliye baray saleeqay k loag hain, qatal bhi karein baray ehtaram se”.



Hahahahah...Miyaan aap tu cha cho gaye.... E9.gif

Buhat maza aaya parhney main .... yeh indrooni batein jo aap ney batayein MHB, YOUSUF BHAI & DAYLIGHT ki buhat pasand aayein...khush rahein.... E9.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 12:30 PM) *
hahahaha, nahin meine abu adnan ko daylight ki nazar se aur daylight ko abu adnan ki nazar se dekha :d




Inna sach.....pori post ka nichor yeh Mazah raha lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif
Khalish
laazim hai dil ke saath rahe paasbaan.e.aql
lekin kabhi kabhi usse tanha bhi chooR dey


Excellent post rose.gif lutf aa gaya. Allah hum sab ko nazr.e.bad se mehfooz rakhe (Aameen).

Khush RahaiN rose.gif rose.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 11:30 AM) *
hahahaha, nahin meine abu adnan ko daylight ki nazar se aur daylight ko abu adnan ki nazar se dekha :d


dat's a unique idea 0-25_coolguy.gif

har 2 ka bharaam issi tarah khol sakta thaaaaaaaa.

pasand aayaaa
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Khalish @ Aug 27 2007, 11:43 AM) *
laazim hai dil ke saath rahe paasbaan.e.aql
lekin kabhi kabhi usse tanha bhi chooR dey


Excellent post rose.gif lutf aa gaya. Allah hum sab ko nazr.e.bad se mehfooz rakhe (Aameen).

Khush RahaiN rose.gif rose.gif



daylight bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ... go ahead plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

aur bhi paray haiN raahouN maiN E21.gif
*Kainaat*
QUOTE
wesay Abu Adnan ka qaul hai k jab tak kisi larki mein koi kami na ho koi doosra larka ussay behan nahin kehta…..


Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif

QUOTE

Female Gossip, HC ki sub se pur-ronak jaga hai, click kartay hi fiza mein rung daar aanchal lehranay lagtay hain aur dil se Allama Iqbal k iss misray ki daad denay ko ji chahta hai k “Wajood e zann se hai tasveer e kainaat mein rung” aur posts parhtay huay ek sarshaari ki c kaifiyat taari rehti hai…..


wasiey.. tu iss compliment per hamain aapko "Thanks" kehna chahyee krakrani.gif

......Lekin mujhe aapki tabiyat theek nahi lag rahee bored2.gif

*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 04:41 AM) *
Chaltay chaltay apko HC k kuch khaas members se bhi milwata chalon,

MJB

Inka shumaar logon ki uss kisam mein hota hai jo bed-room aur office-room mein sirf itna farq samjhtay hain k bed-room infiradi araam-gah hai aur office ijtamayi araam-gah. Ye wo sahib hai k jinko sirf dekh kar hi doosray logon ko neend anay lagti hai. Allah ne neend ki naimat inko iss faraghi se ata ki hai k kisi kisam ka shor o ghul bhi inko neend se baidaar na kar sakay. Shaaid inko dekh kar hi Meer Taqi Meer ye keh gaye hain k “Sarhaanay MJB k aahista bolo, Abhi tuk rotay rotay so gaya hai”. HC Administration ko zaati taur par aisay moderators bouhat hi pasand hain kyunke na to wo apnay admins k liye koi masla paida kartay hain aur na hi aam members k liye……kabhi kabhi ye khumaar alood nazron se forum par bhi chakkar laga letay hain aur jamaaiyaan letay huay ek aadh post karne ki zehmat bhi gawara kar letay hain…..Wesay inkay sara din soye rehne ki ek wajah ye bhi ho sakti hai k ye saari raat parhtay rehtay hain……….kisi k pyar bharay sms.
li
Abu Adnan

Inkay mutaabik inkay abaa o ajdaad ne jang e azadi 1857 mein mujaahideen ki kamaan sambhali thi, inki ye baat samajh mein aye na aye lekin jang e azadi ki nakami ki wajah zaroor samajh mein aa jati hai…..Ibtadai taleem apni hamsayi se haasil ki. College pouhanchtay hi khandaan waalon k hath se nikal gaye…… Tanhayi mein ibadat kartay hain wesay inki company dekh kar yakeen ho jata hai k inki tanhayi bhi ibadat hi hai…..Females ki itni zyada izzat kartay hain k mashkook se lagnay lagtay hain…….. Love marriage ki kafi koshish ki magar pae dar pae nakaamiyun k baad bil akhir arrange marriage kar li aur Allah lok bun gaye lehaza ab forum par bouhat achhi achhi posts kartay hain……doosron ko naseehat karna inka pasandeeda mashghala hai….. Buray ki baat sun letay hain magar buri baat nahin suntay…..buri baat sun-na chahein to khud bolnay lagtay hain…..Inn k iss qadar dost hain k inko ye nahin pata k kon kon inkay dost hain……doston ko sir aankhon pe bithatay hain issi liye sub inhein khud se neecha samajhtay hain…..Museebat k waqt doston ki madad ko yun pouhanchtay hain k jesay issi maukay ki talash mein thay………Bouhat saleeqa mand hain, shaaid inko dekh kar hi kisi shayar ne kaha tha k “inn se milliye baray saleeqay k loag hain, qatal bhi karein baray ehtaram se”.



wow wow.... bohat acha bohat mazze ka likha

Mujhe bhi chahyee aisa 1-embaressed_smile.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 02:07 PM) *
QUOTE
wesay Abu Adnan ka qaul hai k jab tak kisi larki mein koi kami na ho koi doosra larka ussay behan nahin kehta…..



Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif




laa haul wala quwwat illah billah ....

agar above fiqra 1-movies.gif daylight 1-history.gif nay mujh say mansoob kia hai (jo mujhay nazar nahee aayaa) to yaqeenan yeh aik 'shaan.daar inteqaami fiqrah' hi naheeN balkay bohtaan bhi hai. maiN nay aisa kabhi nahee kaha, nah hi aisa kahnay ka kabhi soch sakta houN.... tanz o mazaah maiN aap kissi fard ko to target kar saktay haiN, lekin oski taraf say kissi fard /group ko target banaye jaanay ka farzi ahwaal likhna, yaqeenan aik naa.monaasib baat hai.......... lekin daylight k liyeh naheeN k koi bhi naa.monaasib baat onkay darbaar maiN pahonch kar monasib hojati hai. E9.gif E9.gif

thanx kainaat 4 pointing out dat sentence, jo maiN nay kabhi naheeN kaha
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 02:13 PM) *


wow wow.... bohat acha bohat mazze ka likha

Mujhe bhi chahyee aisa 1-embaressed_smile.gif


yaani
aa bail (DL) seeng maar.... E21.gif
per
sanuurdu.gif
Forever Green
lol3.gif lol3.gif Simply Zabardast lol3.gif lol3.gif

Mujhe Khud bhi nahi pata tha ke mein aesi hoon lol3.gif


Really ............. Finally am agreed to u on Sumthin E21.gif

Lolzz Shayad kissi ne mere bare mein Likhe huwe Essay ki is liye tareef nahi ki ke shayad woh sab samajh rahe ho ke kahin mein naraaz na ho jao .... Per as DL said ke Itni His-e-Mizah to hay Sab mein ....Aur mujh mein bhi devil.gif

Aagain ...nice writin .....
0-headbang.gif
Forever Green
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 01:49 AM) *
yaani
aa bail (DL) seeng maar.... E21.gif
per
sanuurdu.gif





you1.gif
Daylight
QUOTE(~Wasi~ @ Aug 27 2007, 11:31 AM) *
Hahahahah...Miyaan aap tu cha cho gaye.... E9.gif

Buhat maza aaya parhney main .... yeh indrooni batein jo aap ney batayein MHB, YOUSUF BHAI & DAYLIGHT ki buhat pasand aayein...khush rahein.... E9.gif


Thanx alot wasi bhai smile.gif
Daylight
QUOTE(Khalish @ Aug 27 2007, 11:43 AM) *
laazim hai dil ke saath rahe paasbaan.e.aql
lekin kabhi kabhi usse tanha bhi chooR dey


Excellent post rose.gif lutf aa gaya. Allah hum sab ko nazr.e.bad se mehfooz rakhe (Aameen).

Khush RahaiN rose.gif rose.gif


Bilkul janab, Allah hum sub ko nazr e bud se bachaye aur hulchul mein sub aisay hi hulchul machatay rahein......... smile.gif
Daylight
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 11:53 AM) *
daylight bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ... go ahead plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

aur bhi paray haiN raahouN maiN E21.gif


Oooooops kal se main HC ki summer vacations par ja raha hon :d jab kabhi wapsi hui forum mein to phir inshAllah.
Daylight
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 02:07 PM) *

Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif



wasiey.. tu iss compliment per hamain aapko "Thanks" kehna chahyee krakrani.gif

......Lekin mujhe aapki tabiyat theek nahi lag rahee bored2.gif



:d itni zor se becharay usuf bhai ko kyun awaz de rahi hain :p

Aap thanx keh dein, tabiyyat theek nahin to apkay thanx se theek ho jaye gi :d
Daylight
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 02:13 PM) *


wow wow.... bohat acha bohat mazze ka likha

Mujhe bhi chahyee aisa 1-embaressed_smile.gif


Thanx alot for liking..........

Apko bhi chaahiye aisa ??.........hmmmmmmmm dekh lein kahin pachhtana na paray :d

Daylight
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 02:47 PM) *

Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif

laa haul wala quwwat illah billah ....

agar above fiqra 1-movies.gif daylight 1-history.gif nay mujh say mansoob kia hai (jo mujhay nazar nahee aayaa) to yaqeenan yeh aik 'shaan.daar inteqaami fiqrah' hi naheeN balkay bohtaan bhi hai. maiN nay aisa kabhi nahee kaha, nah hi aisa kahnay ka kabhi soch sakta houN.... tanz o mazaah maiN aap kissi fard ko to target kar saktay haiN, lekin oski taraf say kissi fard /group ko target banaye jaanay ka farzi ahwaal likhna, yaqeenan aik naa.monaasib baat hai.......... lekin daylight k liyeh naheeN k koi bhi naa.monaasib baat onkay darbaar maiN pahonch kar monasib hojati hai. E9.gif E9.gif

thanx kainaat 4 pointing out dat sentence, jo maiN nay kabhi naheeN kaha


:d meine kaha na, meine Abu Adnan ko Daylight ki nazar se dekha hai :p eusa_dance.gif
Daylight
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 02:49 PM) *
yaani
aa bail (DL) seeng maar.... E21.gif
per
sanuurdu.gif


breakface1.gif breakface1.gif
Daylight
QUOTE(Forever Green @ Aug 27 2007, 06:48 PM) *
lol3.gif lol3.gif Simply Zabardast lol3.gif lol3.gif

Mujhe Khud bhi nahi pata tha ke mein aesi hoon lol3.gif
Really ............. Finally am agreed to u on Sumthin E21.gif

Lolzz Shayad kissi ne mere bare mein Likhe huwe Essay ki is liye tareef nahi ki ke shayad woh sab samajh rahe ho ke kahin mein naraaz na ho jao .... Per as DL said ke Itni His-e-Mizah to hay Sab mein ....Aur mujh mein bhi devil.gif

Aagain ...nice writin .....
0-headbang.gif

haha thanx for ur comments......
*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 09:47 AM) *

Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif

laa haul wala quwwat illah billah ....

agar above fiqra 1-movies.gif daylight 1-history.gif nay mujh say mansoob kia hai (jo mujhay nazar nahee aayaa) to yaqeenan yeh aik 'shaan.daar inteqaami fiqrah' hi naheeN balkay bohtaan bhi hai. maiN nay aisa kabhi nahee kaha, nah hi aisa kahnay ka kabhi soch sakta houN.... tanz o mazaah maiN aap kissi fard ko to target kar saktay haiN, lekin oski taraf say kissi fard /group ko target banaye jaanay ka farzi ahwaal likhna, yaqeenan aik naa.monaasib baat hai.......... lekin daylight k liyeh naheeN k koi bhi naa.monaasib baat onkay darbaar maiN pahonch kar monasib hojati hai. E9.gif E9.gif

thanx kainaat 4 pointing out dat sentence, jo maiN nay kabhi naheeN kaha



ye aap ne waqee hi note nahi kiya tha.. ya abhi mujh se darr ke aise bool rahay hain

usuf bhai.. sach sach bataiN aap ne aise kaha ya Nahi 1-history.gif

*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 09:49 AM) *
yaani
aa bail (DL) seeng maar.... E21.gif
per
sanuurdu.gif

QUOTE(Forever Green @ Aug 27 2007, 01:49 PM) *
you1.gif




kyun kiya hua.. aap Loog aise kyun keh rahy haiN blink.gif



*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 02:34 PM) *
:d itni zor se becharay usuf bhai ko kyun awaz de rahi hain :p

Aap thanx keh dein, tabiyyat theek nahin to apkay thanx se theek ho jaye gi :d




abhi tu main usuf bhai ke sab behnoo ko jama ker ke yahan laane wali hoon..unki kahee uss baat per protest kerne ke liye 1-history.gif


Mera tu khyal hai aapki tabiyat saaf kerne pare ge krakrani.gif
*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 03:06 PM) *
Thanx alot for liking..........

Apko bhi chaahiye aisa ??.........hmmmmmmmm dekh lein kahin pachhtana na paray :d




Jee mujhe chahyee..mujhe chahyee.... nahi pachtaaoN ge 1-embaressed_smile.gif


Daylight
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 09:31 PM) *


ye aap ne waqee hi note nahi kiya tha.. ya abhi mujh se darr ke aise bool rahay hain

usuf bhai.. sach sach bataiN aap ne aise kaha ya Nahi 1-history.gif



Aap se dar k ?? aap kafi darauni hain kya?? :d
Aap ab gunpoint par poochein gi to becharay ususf bhai kesay iqrar karein :p, wese baat wo kafi gehri keh gaye hain smile.gif

Daylight
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 09:36 PM) *


abhi tu main usuf bhai ke sab behnoo ko jama ker ke yahan laane wali hoon..unki kahee uss baat per protest kerne ke liye 1-history.gif


Mera tu khyal hai aapki tabiyat saaf kerne pare ge krakrani.gif


Chalein ususf bhai tayaari pakar lein, khawateen ki fauj aa rahi hai bandooqein thaamay :d


wese bhi hamari safayi wali chhuti pe hai, aap hi tabiyat ki safayi kar jaain :d

Abu Adnan
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 09:31 PM) *


ye aap ne waqee hi note nahi kiya tha.. ya abhi mujh se darr ke aise bool rahay hain

usuf bhai.. sach sach bataiN aap ne aise kaha ya Nahi 1-history.gif



such bolouNga, such k sewa kuch naheeN bolouNga. eusa_naughty.gif
DL bhai nay aaj tak kabhi such bola hai jo .... abhi tak aisa kaha to naheeN ... lekin agar aap n DL bhai dounouN ka israar hai to kahnay par ghaur kia jasakta hai....
krakrani.gif

E9.gif E9.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Forever Green @ Aug 27 2007, 06:48 PM) *
lol3.gif lol3.gif Simply Zabardast lol3.gif lol3.gif

Mujhe Khud bhi nahi pata tha ke mein aesi hoon lol3.gif
Really ............. Finally am agreed to u on Sumthin E21.gif

Lolzz Shayad kissi ne mere bare mein Likhe huwe Essay ki is liye tareef nahi ki ke shayad woh sab samajh rahe ho ke kahin mein naraaz na ho jao .... Per as DL said ke Itni His-e-Mizah to hay Sab mein ....Aur mujh mein bhi devil.gif

Aagain ...nice writin .....
0-headbang.gif


asal maiN 'pahla haq' aap k thaa naa ....

k pahla path.thar aap maaraiN DL par. E21.gif

phir path.tharouN ki etni baarish ho gi k woh khud bah khud sang....... cut.gif

lekin woh to summer k baad summer vacation par drive.gif 0-moped.gif


1-jokes.gif 1-jokes.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 28 2007, 01:43 AM) *
Chalein ususf bhai tayaari pakar lein, khawateen ki fauj aa rahi hai bandooqein thaamay :d
wese bhi hamari safayi wali chhuti pe hai, aap hi tabiyat ki safayi kar jaain :d


tayyari maiN nay kia pakaRni hai ... khawateen ki fauj 0-22_yikes.gif ... agar kabhi bani to ... onki apni tayyari (make up shake up) maiN etna waqt lug jayega k attack ka waqt hi guzar jayegaa.... Sshh.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 03:47 PM) *

Usuf Bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 1-history.gif

laa haul wala quwwat illah billah ....

agar above fiqra 1-movies.gif daylight 1-history.gif nay mujh say mansoob kia hai (jo mujhay nazar nahee aayaa) to yaqeenan yeh aik 'shaan.daar inteqaami fiqrah' hi naheeN balkay bohtaan bhi hai. maiN nay aisa kabhi nahee kaha, nah hi aisa kahnay ka kabhi soch sakta houN.... tanz o mazaah maiN aap kissi fard ko to target kar saktay haiN, lekin oski taraf say kissi fard /group ko target banaye jaanay ka farzi ahwaal likhna, yaqeenan aik naa.monaasib baat hai.......... lekin daylight k liyeh naheeN k koi bhi naa.monaasib baat onkay darbaar maiN pahonch kar monasib hojati hai. E9.gif E9.gif

thanx kainaat 4 pointing out dat sentence, jo maiN nay kabhi naheeN kaha


lol3.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 27 2007, 03:49 PM) *
yaani
aa bail (DL) seeng maar.... E21.gif
per
sanuurdu.gif



Yaar Bailon ney suna tu naraz na hu jayein Adnan bhai.... poster_oops.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 27 2007, 08:29 PM) *
Thanx alot wasi bhai smile.gif


Welcome jee..smile.gif
gp.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 10:32 PM) *


kyun kiya hua.. aap Loog aise kyun keh rahy haiN blink.gif




Isliye K Bailon k qabeeley main Narazgi ki Lehar door gayi hey ..... Adnan bhi ki baat per.... E9.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Aug 27 2007, 10:38 PM) *


Jee mujhe chahyee..mujhe chahyee.... nahi pachtaaoN ge 1-embaressed_smile.gif





Ab bandi Khud Dobna cahti hey tu kon bachaye... 1-think.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Daylight @ Aug 28 2007, 02:39 AM) *
Aap se dar k ?? aap kafi darauni hain kya?? :d
Aap ab gunpoint par poochein gi to becharay ususf bhai kesay iqrar karein :p, wese baat wo kafi gehri keh gaye hain smile.gif



Jee buhat Gehri thi..... 1-think.gif Lahool parhi thi unho ney .... poster_oops.gif

Ab Day light kinazar se tu na deekhein ..... warna is simple si baat main bhi...kahin.... biglol.gif
Abu Adnan
QUOTE(~Wasi~ @ Aug 28 2007, 10:19 AM) *
Jee buhat Gehri thi..... 1-think.gif Lahool parhi thi unho ney .... poster_oops.gif

Ab Day light kinazar se tu na deekhein ..... warna is simple si baat main bhi...kahin.... biglol.gif



sonaa hai k DL bhai vacation par jaa rahay haiN..... E21.gif
~Wasi~
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 28 2007, 11:32 AM) *
sonaa hai k DL bhai vacation par jaa rahay haiN..... E21.gif



Ab koi aur naya shoosha na chor dijiyeh ga ...warrna phir Cancel kareani pareingi ...Chuttiyan..unko... poster_oops.gif
*Kainaat*
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Aug 28 2007, 02:37 AM) *
such bolouNga, such k sewa kuch naheeN bolouNga. eusa_naughty.gif
DL bhai nay aaj tak kabhi such bola hai jo .... abhi tak aisa kaha to naheeN ... lekin agar aap n DL bhai dounouN ka israar hai to kahnay par ghaur kia jasakta hai....
krakrani.gif

E9.gif E9.gif



look.gif

theek hai

---Nahi nahi ye zulam nahi kerna banned.gif agar pehle kabhi ghalti se bhool chook se ya khawaab meen ye keh hi diya tha krakrani.gif..tu ab doobara nahi kehna.. hamare achay bhai
*Kainaat*
QUOTE(~Wasi~ @ Aug 28 2007, 05:16 AM) *
Isliye K Bailon k qabeeley main Narazgi ki Lehar door gayi hey ..... Adnan bhi ki baat per.... E9.gif


beghair sar pair ke baat 1-help.gif

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