Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
Full Version: Kitchen Joke
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
pressure cooker aur karahi ki conversation bhi sun li u ne
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 11:01 AM) [snapback]2544898[/snapback]
pressure cooker aur karahi ki conversation bhi sun li u ne
dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 10:54 AM) [snapback]2544950[/snapback]
dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain
Haan haan pata hai
kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 02:07 PM) [snapback]2545364[/snapback]
Haan haan pata hai
kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho
kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho
kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 01:10 PM) [snapback]2545376[/snapback]
kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha
tum ko thori dekh ke bajayi theen
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 01:19 PM) [snapback]2545418[/snapback]
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker
AchhaaaaForan se cooker ki naqal shruu kardi
nahi purani audat hai balke cooker meri kar reha hai
hahahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha
hass hass k bura haal
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 05:46 AM) [snapback]2544876[/snapback]
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
Uffffffffffffffffff
Hansa hansa k maar daala
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 06:54 AM) [snapback]2544950[/snapback]
dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain
Hmmmm.....
Ap Se To Bach K Rehna Paray Ga KS
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 09:07 AM) [snapback]2545364[/snapback]
Haan haan pata hai
kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho
kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho
Aise Zalim Samaaj Ko Koyi Zalim Samaj Warid Ki Soorat MeiN Takra Jata Hai Seema Jee
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]2545376[/snapback]
kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha
Aap Ko Parosan Ki MurghiyaN Dekh Kar Koyi Yaad Aey Aur Pressure Cooker Par Aisi Pabandi K SeeTiyaN Bhi Na Bajaaey.....
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:19 AM) [snapback]2545418[/snapback]
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker
To Kiya Pressure Cooker Ko Raqeeb Samjh Liyaa...
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 26 2007, 02:22 AM) [snapback]2547296[/snapback]
Aise Zalim Samaaj Ko Koyi Zalim Samaj Warid Ki Soorat MeiN Takra Jata Hai Seema Jee
isi liye Ufone bhi lay lia hai
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 26 2007, 02:24 AM) [snapback]2547299[/snapback]
Aap Ko Parosan Ki MurghiyaN Dekh Kar Koyi Yaad Aey Aur Pressure Cooker Par Aisi Pabandi K SeeTiyaN Bhi Na Bajaaey.....
un ki yaad to bagair murgiyan dekhe bhi aa jati ahi
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 26 2007, 03:35 AM) [snapback]2547598[/snapback]
isi liye Ufone bhi lay lia hai
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 26 2007, 03:40 AM) [snapback]2547604[/snapback]
un ki yaad to bagair murgiyan dekhe bhi aa jati ahi
MurghiyoN Ka Tazkara Zaroori KioN
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:46 AM) [snapback]2544876[/snapback]
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho
O My GOD Had Ho Gayi Waisey
Waisey Kai Yeh Tum Dono Hi To Nahein "Kamli And U"
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 04:12 AM) [snapback]2549618[/snapback]
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....
Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit
To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa
O jee tussi chhaaa gaye
Too funny
Too funny
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 05:12 AM) [snapback]2549618[/snapback]
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....
koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 05:19 AM) [snapback]2549620[/snapback]
Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit
To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa
api apne kamli ko krahi bola
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 12:19 AM) [snapback]2549620[/snapback]
Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit
To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa
masoos shikaayet ki itni bari sazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 03:26 AM) [snapback]2549728[/snapback]
koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga
woh to aap kabotaron ko dekh kar bhi bajaatay hain
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 03:27 AM) [snapback]2549730[/snapback]
api apne kamli ko krahi bola
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 12:51 PM) [snapback]2550208[/snapback]
awwww
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 08:18 AM) [snapback]2550254[/snapback]
awwww
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 07:26 AM) [snapback]2549728[/snapback]
koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 07:27 AM) [snapback]2549730[/snapback]
api apne kamli ko krahi bola
Nahein To Woh To Woh To Naa Bas Aise Hi
DANDA To Nichey Rakh Dein, Aakhir KHARBUZA Rang Pakar Laaya Naa Seemaf Bhi Aksar Mujhey Aisey DANDE Dikhaati Raheti Hai
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 11:48 AM) [snapback]2550201[/snapback]
masoos shikaayet ki itni bari sazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kiyun Kiya Abhi Tak KRAHI Se KURKU KURKU Ki Aawaaz Aa Rahi Hai :ohmy:
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 11:51 AM) [snapback]2550208[/snapback]
Puraane HARBEY Woh Bhi BIWIYUN Waale
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]2550254[/snapback]
awwww
AAJ Ka DIN KAISA GUZRE GA ?
Yeh HAMDARDIYA'N Uss Waqt RUKHSAT Ho Jayin Gi Jab Tumhari JAIB Yeh KHALI Kar De Gi
Phir HAMDARDI Ka Saara NAASHA Jo Hai Na Woh HIRAN Ho Jaaye Ga 
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:46 PM) [snapback]2550745[/snapback]
Nahein To Woh To Woh To Naa Bas Aise Hi
DANDA To Nichey Rakh Dein, Aakhir KHARBUZA Rang Pakar Laaya Naa Seemaf Bhi Aksar Mujhey Aisey DANDE Dikhaati Raheti Hai
Uss K Bavajood Abhi Tak Koyi Asar Hi Nahi
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:48 PM) [snapback]2550751[/snapback]
Kiyun Kiya Abhi Tak KRAHI Se KURKU KURKU Ki Aawaaz Aa Rahi Hai :ohmy:
Abhi Tak.... Kiya Matlab................
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:49 PM) [snapback]2550753[/snapback]
Puraane HARBEY Woh Bhi BIWIYUN Waale
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:52 PM) [snapback]2550759[/snapback]
Uss K Bavajood Abhi Tak Koyi Asar Hi Nahi
Baaz Baaton Ka ASAR NAhein Hota Naa
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:53 PM) [snapback]2550762[/snapback]
Abhi Tak.... Kiya Matlab................
Seedhi Si Baat Hai Jab CHICKEN Pak Raha Ho To Pakne Ki Aawaaz To Aati Hai Naa... Aap Ne Kaha Itni Bari Sazaaaaaaaaaa To Iss Liye Poocha Ke Abhi Tak CHICKEN Pak Raha Hai Kiya
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:51 PM) [snapback]2550756[/snapback]
AAJ Ka DIN KAISA GUZRE GA ?
Yeh HAMDARDIYA'N Uss Waqt RUKHSAT Ho Jayin Gi Jab Tumhari JAIB Yeh KHALI Kar De Gi
Phir HAMDARDI Ka Saara NAASHA Jo Hai Na Woh HIRAN Ho Jaaye Ga Kaisi BaateN Kar Rahi Hain Aap...........
Waise Bhi Gol GappoN Par Kharcha Hi Kitna Aata Hai Jo Un Ki Jaib Khaali Ho Jaaey
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:54 PM) [snapback]2550764[/snapback]
Ki Ho Gaya Hunn
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:57 PM) [snapback]2550771[/snapback]
Kaisi BaateN Kar Rahi Hain Aap...........
Waise Bhi Gol GappoN Par Kharcha Hi Kitna Aata Hai Jo Un Ki Jaib Khaali Ho Jaaey
Waise Bhi Gol GappoN Par Kharcha Hi Kitna Aata Hai Jo Un Ki Jaib Khaali Ho Jaaey
Woh Iss Liye KHARCHA Hoga Ke Me Bhi Shaamil Hogi Saheli Ke Taur Per GOL GAPEIN Khaane Ke Liye
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:55 PM) [snapback]2550765[/snapback]
Baaz Baaton Ka ASAR NAhein Hota Naa
Chiknay GhaRay.........
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