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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho you1.gif
seemaf
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pressure cooker aur karahi ki conversation bhi sun li u ne you1.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 11:01 AM) [snapback]2544898[/snapback]
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pressure cooker aur karahi ki conversation bhi sun li u ne you1.gif

dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain icon_peace.gif
Kanch k1 gur1a
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seemaf
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 10:54 AM) [snapback]2544950[/snapback]
dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain icon_peace.gif

Haan haan pata hai nana.gif

kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho krakrani.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 02:07 PM) [snapback]2545364[/snapback]
Haan haan pata hai nana.gif

kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho krakrani.gif

kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha nana.gif
seemaf
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 01:10 PM) [snapback]2545376[/snapback]
kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha nana.gif

tum ko thori dekh ke bajayi theen you1.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker lol3.gif
seemaf
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 01:19 PM) [snapback]2545418[/snapback]
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker lol3.gif

look.gif Achhaaaa

Foran se cooker ki naqal shruu kardi E9.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
nahi purani audat hai balke cooker meri kar reha hai icon_peace.gif
sahera
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Manoos Ajnabi
hahahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha
aaminah
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hass hass k bura haal lol3.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 05:46 AM) [snapback]2544876[/snapback]
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho you1.gif

Uffffffffffffffffff


Hansa hansa k maar daala


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Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 06:54 AM) [snapback]2544950[/snapback]
dillagi ki conversaction hum door door tak sun letay hain icon_peace.gif

Hmmmm.....

Ap Se To Bach K Rehna Paray Ga KS
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(seemaf @ Oct 25 2007, 09:07 AM) [snapback]2545364[/snapback]
Haan haan pata hai nana.gif

kisi ko to chor do ... kyun zalim samaj ban rahey ho krakrani.gif

Aise Zalim Samaaj Ko Koyi Zalim Samaj Warid Ki Soorat MeiN Takra Jata Hai Seema Jee

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Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:10 AM) [snapback]2545376[/snapback]
kaise chor don awen hi chor don seetiyan kyun baja reha tha nana.gif

Aap Ko Parosan Ki MurghiyaN Dekh Kar Koyi Yaad Aey Aur Pressure Cooker Par Aisi Pabandi K SeeTiyaN Bhi Na Bajaaey.....
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:19 AM) [snapback]2545418[/snapback]
main to baja reha tha na krahi ko dekh ker lol3.gif

To Kiya Pressure Cooker Ko Raqeeb Samjh Liyaa...






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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 26 2007, 02:22 AM) [snapback]2547296[/snapback]
Aise Zalim Samaaj Ko Koyi Zalim Samaj Warid Ki Soorat MeiN Takra Jata Hai Seema Jee

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isi liye Ufone bhi lay lia hai icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 26 2007, 02:24 AM) [snapback]2547299[/snapback]
Aap Ko Parosan Ki MurghiyaN Dekh Kar Koyi Yaad Aey Aur Pressure Cooker Par Aisi Pabandi K SeeTiyaN Bhi Na Bajaaey.....

un ki yaad to bagair murgiyan dekhe bhi aa jati ahi poster_oops.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 26 2007, 03:35 AM) [snapback]2547598[/snapback]
isi liye Ufone bhi lay lia hai icon_peace.gif

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Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 26 2007, 03:40 AM) [snapback]2547604[/snapback]
un ki yaad to bagair murgiyan dekhe bhi aa jati ahi poster_oops.gif

MurghiyoN Ka Tazkara Zaroori KioN
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 25 2007, 09:46 AM) [snapback]2544876[/snapback]
Pressure cooker ne krahi se poocha k tum itni kali kyun ho?
Koi cream kyun nahi use karti?
Krahi boli main jitni bhi kali sahi seetiyan to tum phir bhi martay ho you1.gif



O My GOD Had Ho Gayi Waisey lol3.gif

Waisey Kai Yeh Tum Dono Hi To Nahein "Kamli And U" poster_oops.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 04:12 AM) [snapback]2549618[/snapback]
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....



Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit wub.gif

To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa krakrani.gif
CoOl LeO
O jee tussi chhaaa gaye

Too funny
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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 05:12 AM) [snapback]2549618[/snapback]
KS ............. Subah Mere Liay Fair & Lovely Letay Aaiay Gaa..... Yeh Silent Ocean Ne Mujhay Krahi Bana Diyaa.....

koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga lol3.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 05:19 AM) [snapback]2549620[/snapback]

Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit wub.gif

To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa krakrani.gif

api apne kamli ko krahi bola threaten.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 12:19 AM) [snapback]2549620[/snapback]

Haaye ALLAH Inni Maasoom Shikayit wub.gif

To Kiya Hua Krahi MEin CHICKEN KRAHI Bohat Achi Banti Hai Naa krakrani.gif

masoos shikaayet ki itni bari sazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 03:26 AM) [snapback]2549728[/snapback]
koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga lol3.gif

woh to aap kabotaron ko dekh kar bhi bajaatay hain breakface1.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 03:27 AM) [snapback]2549730[/snapback]
api apne kamli ko krahi bola threaten.gif

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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 12:51 PM) [snapback]2550208[/snapback]
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awwww Juphi.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 08:18 AM) [snapback]2550254[/snapback]
awwww Juphi.gif

water.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
poster_oops.gif
Eyes2good
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Ghazal khushboo
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Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 07:26 AM) [snapback]2549728[/snapback]
koi bat nahi ap kali hon ya gori seetiyan to main phir bhi bajata rahon ga lol3.gif

1-kahani.gif
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 07:27 AM) [snapback]2549730[/snapback]
api apne kamli ko krahi bola threaten.gif



Nahein To Woh To Woh To Naa Bas Aise Hi 1-embaressed_smile.gif

DANDA To Nichey Rakh Dein, Aakhir KHARBUZA Rang Pakar Laaya Naa Seemaf Bhi Aksar Mujhey Aisey DANDE Dikhaati Raheti Hai poster_oops.gif
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 11:48 AM) [snapback]2550201[/snapback]
masoos shikaayet ki itni bari sazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Kiyun Kiya Abhi Tak KRAHI Se KURKU KURKU Ki Aawaaz Aa Rahi Hai :ohmy:
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 11:51 AM) [snapback]2550208[/snapback]
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Puraane HARBEY Woh Bhi BIWIYUN Waale 0-17_wink.gif
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Oct 27 2007, 12:18 PM) [snapback]2550254[/snapback]
awwww Juphi.gif



AAJ Ka DIN KAISA GUZRE GA ?

Yeh HAMDARDIYA'N Uss Waqt RUKHSAT Ho Jayin Gi Jab Tumhari JAIB Yeh KHALI Kar De Gi krakrani.gif Phir HAMDARDI Ka Saara NAASHA Jo Hai Na Woh HIRAN Ho Jaaye Ga 1-afsana.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:46 PM) [snapback]2550745[/snapback]

Nahein To Woh To Woh To Naa Bas Aise Hi 1-embaressed_smile.gif

DANDA To Nichey Rakh Dein, Aakhir KHARBUZA Rang Pakar Laaya Naa Seemaf Bhi Aksar Mujhey Aisey DANDE Dikhaati Raheti Hai poster_oops.gif

Uss K Bavajood Abhi Tak Koyi Asar Hi Nahi
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:48 PM) [snapback]2550751[/snapback]

Kiyun Kiya Abhi Tak KRAHI Se KURKU KURKU Ki Aawaaz Aa Rahi Hai :ohmy:

Abhi Tak.... Kiya Matlab................

Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:49 PM) [snapback]2550753[/snapback]

Puraane HARBEY Woh Bhi BIWIYUN Waale 0-17_wink.gif

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Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:52 PM) [snapback]2550759[/snapback]
Uss K Bavajood Abhi Tak Koyi Asar Hi Nahi



Baaz Baaton Ka ASAR NAhein Hota Naa krakrani.gif
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:53 PM) [snapback]2550762[/snapback]
Abhi Tak.... Kiya Matlab................



Seedhi Si Baat Hai Jab CHICKEN Pak Raha Ho To Pakne Ki Aawaaz To Aati Hai Naa... Aap Ne Kaha Itni Bari Sazaaaaaaaaaa To Iss Liye Poocha Ke Abhi Tak CHICKEN Pak Raha Hai Kiya poster_oops.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:51 PM) [snapback]2550756[/snapback]

AAJ Ka DIN KAISA GUZRE GA ?

Yeh HAMDARDIYA'N Uss Waqt RUKHSAT Ho Jayin Gi Jab Tumhari JAIB Yeh KHALI Kar De Gi krakrani.gif Phir HAMDARDI Ka Saara NAASHA Jo Hai Na Woh HIRAN Ho Jaaye Ga 1-afsana.gif

Kaisi BaateN Kar Rahi Hain Aap...........

Waise Bhi Gol GappoN Par Kharcha Hi Kitna Aata Hai Jo Un Ki Jaib Khaali Ho Jaaey
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:54 PM) [snapback]2550764[/snapback]
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Ki Ho Gaya Hunn krakrani.gif
Silent_Ocean
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 27 2007, 07:57 PM) [snapback]2550771[/snapback]
Kaisi BaateN Kar Rahi Hain Aap...........

Waise Bhi Gol GappoN Par Kharcha Hi Kitna Aata Hai Jo Un Ki Jaib Khaali Ho Jaaey



Woh Iss Liye KHARCHA Hoga Ke Me Bhi Shaamil Hogi Saheli Ke Taur Per GOL GAPEIN Khaane Ke Liye poster_oops.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Silent_Ocean @ Oct 27 2007, 03:55 PM) [snapback]2550765[/snapback]

Baaz Baaton Ka ASAR NAhein Hota Naa krakrani.gif

Chiknay GhaRay.........krakrani.gif
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