A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt. ============================
A Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also?
Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
Full Version: Kool Jokes
Only 4 1st one ...
hahaha 2nd mast hai
teeno hi lash hain yaar 
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