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jee to baat hai yeh ke sab ko yahan apni ki hui sharartain share karni hain

bachpan se jawani tak aur jo boorhay khuaateen-o-hazraat hain woh bhi share kar sakte hain

kuch bhi nahin kaha jayega unhain

koi aesi shararat jo karke maza aaya ho aur nuksan na hua ho

ya koi aesi bari shararat jis se nuksaan hua ho koi bara

sab share karain

aur kitni maar pari woh bhi bata sakte hain

ager na batana chahain to PM karke mujhe bata dain

meri tu ab yadashat hi khatum ho gee hai

pehle main hi share kar leta hon aik choti si shararat,wese bohat sari hain aik aik karke

jab main kafi chota tha
tab maine kisi se suna ke bike k petrol tank main

sugar daal dene se taiz chalti hai

aur maine papa ki bike ka tank khola bari hi mushkil se

aur kuch tea spoons daal diye

aur next day kicks laga laga ke thak gaye papa bike start na hui

phir pora engine khula aur bike phir sahi hui

aakhir kaar tang aakar woh bike bechna pari papa ko


aur is harkat pe meri maar to na pari magar daant to aesi wesi

yeh sab nahin chalayga yahan

shabash zehan per zor diya jaye

warna yaadasht lanay ka tareeka aik mujhe bhi maloom hai

Ek din jab hum chotey teh tou me n my older 2 sisters masjid jate teh bht maza aata ta hum sab frends ek hi claas mein tou ek din baji jo hamri teacher ti usneh kaha k aap upar jao aur pens aur paper lehkar aoa na q ki hum fun lesson krahei teh so me my frends n my 2 sis uper jharahei teh HERO ki tara k yh yh hum nhi darte tou meine darwaza khola aur andar gaye sab mere peeche peeche arahei teh so ek larke ki awaz ai so humne kaha yeh awaz kaha s arahi he ina kafi tens mein teh k ptanhi kaun hei aur idhar kis tara ai ...so newyz us rm mein ek aur door b ta aur waha s awaz arahi ti so hum sab neh kaha chalo ek darwaze ko dhaka deh ga aur phir hum sab neechein bhagenghe so mein age ti so ofcourse mje krna para so i did aur wahan ek larka ta sohraha ta hum sab ko ini sharam aur hasi ai k hum sab jhangliyon ki tara neechein bhag gaye aur bht hasrahei teh so baji neh kaha k jao phir na aur cheezein chaiye so hum sab gaye uper lkin usseh pta chal gaya ta k hum aiyenghe so usne darwaze ki handle ko pakra hua ta zor s so usne achanak chor diya aur hum sab andar ger gaye teh itni embarassing scene ti aur bht funni b sab neechein gaye teh tou baji neh bht mara " tum jhangliyon ko shrm nhi aati batameez ab woh ustaji ko batayeghe sharm nhi aati" so n so n so so baji neh sab ko line mein khara kar k mara bht hasi arahi ti n it was 2 good n 2 funi

door kholtay hi sab giray
mujhe to us maar pe hansi arahi hai

Ek din pakistan mein me n my older sis Maaria bahir gaye teh apne chacha aur chachi k sat mein srf 4 saal ki ti n my sis 5 saal ki ti tou chacha neh kaha k "Sairah beita ammi ko pata hei k tu arahi hei mere nal" so meine jawab diya " k haan haan chacha abi bata kar mein ai ah chalo chalo" so hum bahir gaye teh doctor k pas q ki couzin bimar ta so ammi ghar par bht pareshan ti sab pareshan teh k Maaria Sairah kahan hei na ptanhi na ghar par hei na gally mein hei kaha chale gaye hei so kch der baad hum wapis agaye teh tou hum gardi s bahir nikle aur uper chale gaye teh so seeriyon par khare huweh teh ek k bad ek na 2nd portion tak so me n maaria bht embarssd teh k arey sab yahan q hei aur aise q deikh rahei teh so meri ammi neh kaha k " kahan gaye teh tum dono na bataya b nhi tum dono neh" so mein roneh lagi k "shorri ammi galti huwi" so meine apne sis ko b dhaka diya k "k tu q hasrahi hei tu b roh" so woh b rone lagi so hum dono neh drama kiya k suchi mein rohrahei teh lkin shukar hei k ammi neh dhanta nhi warna....ptanhi kya hota

zyada dard hua jab baji neh mara

cusion ki shadi thi tu mehndi main aksur hota hai ke choti choti sharartain ki jati hian...hamain bhi aik soji or jab mehndi leker larki wale aye tu..humne kuch sonf banaye inka moh mitha karwane ko or isko Ishagbol ki bosi mila di sukur karain jamal gota nahi mila diya irada yehe tha leken bus apne ghar ke wash room per taras agaya phir bosi se yeh hota hia ke moh main jaker wo phooul jati hia ..jab wo humne sub ko chamch bhur bhur khilaye tu sub ke moh main phoul gaye ab jab wo bolna chahain or bol na paye tu larki ki bhabhi hamare peche par gaye... hum agey agey wo hamare peche peche akhir kaar hum ami ke peche chupey or end main hum ne jhag wala spray hota hai wo bhi kardiya in per..aj bhi hum hanstey hain ke wo hamare peche kaise bhag rahe thi

yeh larki kitni dramay baaz hai

bhosi shukar shukar
jamal ghota
warna khud ko hi washroom dekhna parta
un logon ko to chala hi jana tha

bhoosi bhi maun main jakar aesay chupak jati hai

bhagnay wala scene bhi mazay ka hoga
thora thora nazar araha hai

or hamain aj pora nazar araha hia wo scene

or kuch yaad aya tu likhai gia

mujhe bhi shaadi se related kuch sharartain yaad arahi hain ab

Thnku... ...

shaadi ki baat...hmmm...sharat yaad agaye jab mere chacha ka beita ki shaad ti mere dosre chacha ki beti k sat tou humne khoob enjoy kiya dhood pilaye rasam ti tou hum sab jitne b larkiyan teh chacha k family mein takreeban 11 hum sab neh dhula ko bht tang kiya bar ar dhood usk moo k pas lehkar wapis keench rahei teh usseh bht gussa araha ta so meine pakar li glaas aur kaha hum sab ko apna apna paisa chaiye warna na dulhan ghar jayegi tmhre saat aur nahin dhood milegha so soucho kya chaiye.... so humne bht tang kiya becharein ko aur bechara end mein har gaya hum sab ko paise dehkar meine dhood pilaya usseh aur usk baad sab neh dance kiya aur bht enjoy aur jab hum unk ghar gaye teh tou wahan b bht tang kiya usseh bht pareshan ta k kya horaha hei pehli shaadi ti chacha k ghar mein so isliye bht enjoy kiya aur bht tang dhule ko b nice day 2 remeber

pesa to aesay maang rahi thin jese aaghwa bara-e-taawan walay mangtay hain
pese chahiye

mere ooper koi aesi baat aai to doodh to main wese hi nahin peeta
aur pese dooodh pina woh bhi pese deke impossible

acha na jee aise thodi mangrahi ti
tmhe thodi pilarahi ti meine tou apne couzin ko pilarahi ti

phir kese maaang rahi thin?


shukar hai

main to kahonga pese lelo khuda ke liye per is doodh ko door rakho

acha.. bachein ki tara manghrahi ti bachi jo hn teek hei koi baat nahi dhood ki jaga kch aur rkh denghe.......pepsi

loo sab masoom bachay yahin agaaye hain

aaik hum hi


pepsi ka dil nahin kar raha

hmm..ek tum hi ho bhude
acha phir batao kya dil kraha hei..?

Coffee chalaygi

coffee sat mein akhbar b chale ga?

aik dard naak shararat meri

jab main 14 ka tha to flat ke compound main cricket khel raha tha doston ke sath
feilding kar raha tha aur mere paas aik waterpump laga hua tha jiske 4 taraf deewar thin
4 feet oonchi.aur un main se aik hilti thi halki si,woh zameen main fix nahin thi

to mere zehan main aik masti soojhi
maine usko pakar ke halke se hilaya woh hili
mujhe maza aaya phir maine aik aur bar pakar ke hilaya
woh aur hili phir maza aaya
phir maine thora zor se hilaya,hehehe aur maza aaya
aur zor se hilaya woh girne lagi meri taraf

mere zehan main aaya ke ager yeh gir gai to mujhe union walon ko pese bharne parengay
maine foran usko block karna shruu kardia
aur full jaan lagadi ke yeh girne na paye
woh itni bhari aur main nanha sa
aur aakhir kaar mere dono knees uske neechay dab gaye aur woh sabut mere ooper
meri cheekhain nikal gain,jo feilding kar rahe thay 8 ya 10 larke aagaye.mil ke sab ne uthai
magar sab se nahin uthi phir choott gai aur zor se giri mere ooper
phir uthai to mujhe pakar ke peechay se ghaseet ke nikala sab ne

right wali taang to lag raha tha gai kaam se
phir ghar walay hospital leke bhagay
wahan unhon ne kaha ke operation karna hoga yahan se cut lagayga wahan se lagayga
aur yeh blood nikala jayega ander se

maine kaha ammi yeh kia keh rahe hain? mera bas nahin chal raha tha ke uth ke
bhaag jata magar taaang

khair phir exercise se sahi hogaya,operation ke bagher.2 months bed rest kaha
main gallery main beth ke neechay cricket kheltay sab ko dekh ke rota rehta tha

magar mujhe chain kahan aana tha,1 month ke bad hi main chupke se neechay chala gaya
aur football khel ke aaya

yeh hai meri choti si kahani

yeh sab krne ki zararot kya ti

petrol mein sugar...........

oye Nomi tum say isi aqal-mandi ki ummeed ki ja sakti hai...

Good topic

poori kahani mein sab say mazay ka qissa ye hai...

Main sharartien buht karti hon par I look Innocent so bachpan se main bach jati hon aur koi manta hi nahi k yeh kaam mera hai xcept my mom unko maloom ho jata hai k kaam meka hai


Main choti thi almost 8 years ki tab we were in lah aur main mehmaan ban kar Rwp ayi thi ... I was playing wd my czn [wo me se chota tha 4 years] main ju setting karti apny toys ki woh kharab karta jata ... main ne baji ban k usski buht manah kia par woh tha k manta hi nahi tha ... phir meko aik shararat soujhi ... main ne kaha suno ABC aao hum fridge main se check karty hain k kya khany ko hai phir hum khana pakein ge theek woh mery saath agya jab uska haath fridge par tha wahan jahan fridge pora band ho jata hai mene ne fridge ka door band kar dia aur uski fingers door main agayein n he cried Bhaaaaaaaaan Bhaaaaaaaaan sab agye aur pocha mese Baby kya hua hai? I said patah nahi isko current laga hai shayad mamoo woh rota reh gya n usko khud b nahi maloom hua k woh current kis ne mara tha

meko tu yeh kahin se shararat nahi lagti hai

yeh mazey ki thi

A.P badlay baaz kisi ko to baksh diya hota...

Aray wah! tum to current bhi maarti ho....

Main ne nahi kaha tha mesy panga ley

takay wahan aik new wall ban sakay

bacha tha yaar jab

mashoom sha

Main aksar walk karty karty apni street k kids ko buht tang karti hon aik dafa aik bachi khel rahi thi usska toy gate se thora bahir agya main ne utha lia ... phir usko denay lagi usne haath barhaya mene phir wapis le lia aise phir buht khaincha taani hui phir akhir main iss se pehly k uski maa aati usko de dia wapis

yeh waqai main mazay ka tha

per jab wall mere ooper pari hui thi na to jo halat thi

meri cheekhain sun ke

flat ki sab auntian larkian gallery se jhaank rahi thin

aur mazay ki baat woh deewaar kahin se zara si bhi nahin toooti

sabit ki sabit zameen pe aesay rakhti thi jese halwai ki dukaan main pairha

main nay kabhi sharartain nai ki... aati he nai thin

bechara

main samajh sakta hon uska dard
kahan ho mere bhai?
main hoon tumhare sath

phir kia lagti hai

kion kia tumne petrol main se sugar alag kar ke khai jo mazay ki lagi

tumhien to main ne current nahi mara ya k tum b khatey rahy ho

choot ki dastan

acha tou yeh thi uss qissay ki agey xtension

Ek din pakistan mein jab mein apne chacha k ghar par ti so me n my couzinz sab wahan teh tou mein tv ko on krahi ti aur mje current laga n muje bht dard hua so jab mera dosra couzin aya rm mein tou meine kaha "arey asad tv ko on kar hum sab ko deikhna hei plzz" so usneh kaha " teek hei Sairah abi lagata hn" so mje bht hasi rahi ti q ki mein janti ti k mera maqsad kya ta tv deikhna nhi balke usseh current laga tou muje maza ai so woh gaye tv ko on karne aur usseh current laga mein hum sab has rahei teh aur usseh bht gussa aya mein bht dar gaye k oh no abb kya hoga lkin bechare neh maaf kiya aur kch nhi kaha lkin uske chera ko jab sab neh deikha tu deikhne k like ta

ek din hum sab gaye teh mcdonalds airport wali jo karachi mein hei..aur hum sab khana kha kar bahir ayein beitne ki jaga mein so mein ti aur meri 3 sis meri 4 couzins aur 2 larke jo mere chacha k beite teh aur meri mamu ammi aur chacha dosre side par teh bachon ko saat tou mcdonads k bahir ek seat hei jis par ek clown ka statue hei aur bench par hei so hum sab wahan gaye teh beitne kliye aur sab humhei deikhrahei teh hum sab bht shor krahei teh gane gharahei teh aur wahan so bade bade log teh like ogo k ammi abu so sab deikh rahei teh aur shyd souchrahei teh k yeh kaise jhangli log hei hum tou enjoy krahei teh aur bht shor b krahei teh lkin yeh nhi pta ta k apne app ko embarass krahei te aur bar bar us staute par jump krahei teh tou end mein meri ammi neh shor kiya k kya krahi ho tou hum ek dosre k peeche bhag rahei teh paglon ki tara it was so funi

ok.........so....aik Eid per hum sab couzins (4 girls n 1 guy)"rajj" ke bore ho rahe the ...so humne sab barron se kaha ke humain ziada door nahin to Joyland he lay jayin (we were little then...i was abt 13 n the rest were older than me...lakin phir bhi akele jane ki ijazat nahin thi)....barron ka mood to bann gaya lakin program bante bante reh gaya.......

shaam takk achay khasay bore hone ke baad humain aik idea aya.......jo ke Jinaah bhag main ja ker gol gappe urrane ke tha... ....and we decided to cum bakk real fast....Jinaah bhaag humare gher se itna door bhi nahin tha......abt 15 min if u go by car......aur phir gher main humne kaha ke hum nehar ke paas gol gappe khane ja rahe hain......but we acctualy went to Jinah bhaag....by RICKSHAW and ate gol gappe aur thoray se jhole bhi le liye (more things to add but im jus gona skip)....so.......meri life ka zaberdast adventure tha....lol.....lakin kahani abhi baqi hai.....

Ghar aye to everybody was worried......halanke itni daar bhi nahin hoi thi.....lakin phir bhi daant per gai cuz andhera ho chuka tha.....today, only my mum knowz abt this cuz i usually share everything wit her so yea.....ajj bhi wenever we takk abt it we laugh so much n think ke ager baqi sab ko pata chal jata to kya hasher hota!!!!!!

hmm... main nay kabhi itni sharatain nahi keen... shareef sa bacha tha

pindi main hum log rehtay thay... saray bachay shaam ko cricket khailtay thay na so aik ghar tha woh khaali para howa tha... ghaas wagayra bhi barh gaya tha uska.. aksar shot lag kay ball wahan jata tha.. khair ji aik din mujhay soojhi main nay college say (fauji foundation college 6th class say start hota hai) wapis atay howay main nay aik letter likha keh main aik jin hoon aur jo bhi yahan aya usay kha jaon ga etc etc aur janay kahan say red ink lay kar us par drops bhi gira diye keh blood lagay... aur us letter ko khoob press bhi kiya... aur meri writing to pehlay hi "jino" wali hai.. bolay to setting complete thi aur us ghar main aik tree kay saath laga diya (i think us main pehlay say aik keel tha)

khair ji cricket start howi ab main chahta tha keh koi aur dekhay... magar jo bhi jata us letter ki taraf dekhta hi nahi tha... khair meri fielding aa gaye us jagah... ball gaye to main gaya aur zoor say bola "aray yeh kiya" ab bhi saray nahi aye main nay sub ko bulaya idhar aao aur dekho... woh aye.. ab jo letter parha to aik ki to usi waqt jaan nikli aur ghar ki taraf bhaaga... main nay usko bari mushkil say rok kar samjhaya keh yaar main nay hi likha tha... warna woh apnay parents ko bata deta to meri baisti honi thi