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Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jan 12 2008, 12:13 AM) [snapback]2664378[/snapback]
hmm..............sharartein tou bohat ki hein ............bachpun say lekar ab tak karta hua aaraha hun........ab bhi koi moka milay tou shararat karnay say nahi chookta..........


good good

lagay raho

hum tumhare saath hain 0-headbang.gif




















1-baatcheet.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:13 AM) [snapback]2664380[/snapback]
goody goood lol1.gif lol1.gif
karnama kutch serious nahi ho gya tha aakhir main lol1.gif lol1.gif


crying_anim.gif
aesa wesa

yaar 2 months ke rest ka sun ke meri halat aur ziada kharab hogai thi paseena.gif

aur phir gallery main beth ke neechay cricket kheltay huye apni team ko dekhna

ro ro ke maine bura haal karlia tha crying_anim.gif

jabhi to 1 month main hi chupke se chala gaya football khelne chaa.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(Silent Scream @ Jan 12 2008, 12:22 AM) [snapback]2664386[/snapback]
hum jab cricket kheeltay thay gali main tou ager kisi k ghar main ball chali jayee aur wo naa dai tou hum raat main un k ghar par pathar maartay thay.. aur yahi hota tha k next day se wo log khud hi ball laa kar dai daitay thay... yippie.gif

jab hum sab dost school main partay thay.. ab koi ye naa kah dai k bohat galat baat hay


sc.gif

yaar aesay scene bohat buray hotay thay

jab koi bowl wapas nahin karta tha angry.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Jan 12 2008, 12:29 AM) [snapback]2664397[/snapback]
iss topic ka title change ker ke Irrational methane ki sharartain na ker dein smack.gif



yeh bhi sahi hai lol3.gif

main poray saal main itna nahin hansa jitni IM ki sharartain sun ke hansa lol1.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(*Kainaat* @ Jan 12 2008, 12:31 AM) [snapback]2664402[/snapback]
yadashat chali gaye bass ab tu...

electric shock se bhi nahi aye gee 1-embaressed_smile.gif


nahin ab to saray tareekay ismtemal karke hi pata chalayga ke kese aayegi

threaten.gif

ache bachon ki tarha sharartain batadi jain 1-bachondunia.gif
Perplexed Soul
aik martaba main Murree gaya tha
to wahan aik shop se maine sab se khaufnaak kisim ka mask lia tha

jab karachi wapas aaya to flat ke compound main raat main kuch dost
cricket khel rahe thay
aur main wall ki side pe jakar khara hogaya boundry ke paas
ke abhi six ya four hoga to koi bowl lene aayega

itne main mujhe awaz aai hai unhon ne match khatam kardia
sab ghar janay lagay 0-sosad.gif main 15 mins se garmi main mask pehan ke intezar main tha

itne main kisi ne ghussay main bowl boundry ki taraf phaink di
aur aik dost ki aanay ki ahat mehsoos hui

woh jese hi is taraf aaya
main bhaga uski taraf HAAAAAAA karta hua devilf.gif

woh dekh ke dar ke bhaga

maine uski shirt pakar li
usne mujhse churwaya
aur itne main main zameen pe gir gaya
uske haath main BAT bhi tha,jo ke mujhe us waqt saaf saaf nazar aaya tha
aur usne mere back pe aik tikaaa ke mara meri shakal HUFFFFFFFFFF 0-sosad.gif

unbayaanable dard koi pochay mat
* SOZ *
QUOTE(Pr!nCesS-0f-S3lf @ Jan 11 2008, 01:33 AM) [snapback]2663269[/snapback]
main nay kabhi sharartain nai ki... aati he nai thin 1-embaressed_smile.gif


bilkul meri tarha 0-baby.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 12 2008, 01:25 AM) [snapback]2664435[/snapback]
bilkul meri tarha 0-baby.gif


yeh sab nahin chalega yahan thapar.gif
* SOZ *
lol3.gif OMG

IM bohot hee shararti ho lol3.gif

aur Nomi... tumhara to pata hee hai... E9.gif

M really njoyin' all dis... gud.gif
Airy_Princess
Mene Aik dafa hamesha ki tarhan woh meka last tym nahi tha 1-embaressed_smile.gif when I was in coolage to poury group main meri n meki aik friend ki duty hoti thi sab k lye fast food lany ki hum sab cafe main baithy n hamesha ki tarhan I askd haan g kisko kya chaheye aur meki dost boli yaar me k lye burger lana I was lyk ok FDON.gif jab burger taiyar kar k unho ne meko dia tou pass hi main dhai baron main dalny wali red chilliez pari huien thien ... mene apni dost ki tarf dekha[ju me k sath ayi hui thi] canteen wali baji ko hum ne kaha k baji aik burger aur plz 1-embaressed_smile.gif woh side par huien tou main ne 3 spoons mirchon k apni friend k burger main daal dye ... aur khud ko normal kar k hum wapis cafe main chaly gaye ... wahan apni friend ko woh spicy burger dia gig.gif usko adat thi tez full tym tez khany ki main jaan boujh kar pani le jana bhool gyi [gig.gif] 2 byts le kar usne meki dousri friend se kaha yar kya tery main mirchien tez hain woh boli nahi ... woh ju meky saath gyi thi aur main aik damm damn serious ho gye aur boly kyun kya hua tum humari friendship par shack kar rahi ho 1-embaressed_smile.gif she was lyk nahi yar par burger main mirchien tez hain n we were lyk nahi hain yar ju usne burger khoula tauba [E9.gif] n as I have told I became innocent n said arey yar really meko tou pata b nahi kya hua hai woh kehti i knw yar u aesa nahi kar sakti n I was lyk bilkul b nahi main kya aesi lagti hon she said nahi ... I said jao na phir canteen wali baji k pass aur woh sach main chali gyi woh unko boli n woh usko baad main jab woh pani p kar wapis ayi tou we were lyk tissue le lay yar mirchien pata nahi kisne zyada daal dien hongien na ... then woh frend ju me k saath gai thi usne bata dia k woh meka kaam tha ... uss k bad se woh khudhi jaati thi har shopping karny E9.gif
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:17 AM) [snapback]2664382[/snapback]
hehehe i know bachay to bas apni koi cheez nahi daytay..haath tak nahi laganay daytay....i don't lyk such kindof kids E9.gif

par i lyk kyunki unko tang karny ka buht maza ata hai you1.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 12 2008, 02:07 AM) [snapback]2664445[/snapback]
lol3.gif OMG

IM bohot hee shararti ho lol3.gif

aur Nomi... tumhara to pata hee hai... E9.gif

M really njoyin' all dis... gud.gif


kia pata hai mera? 1-baatcheet.gif

sirf yeh sab nahin chalega

shabash koi acha sa waqya sunao 1-bachondunia.gif
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 11 2008, 11:53 PM) [snapback]2664362[/snapback]
lol3.gif lol3.gif
by the way app mujhay esi hi lagti hain..shararti shararti si lol1.gif
@ current lol1.gif

kya karti yaar tang kar maaraa tha uss ne E9.gif
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 01:20 AM) [snapback]2664431[/snapback]
aik martaba main Murree gaya tha
to wahan aik shop se maine sab se khaufnaak kisim ka mask lia tha

jab karachi wapas aaya to flat ke compound main raat main kuch dost
cricket khel rahe thay
aur main wall ki side pe jakar khara hogaya boundry ke paas
ke abhi six ya four hoga to koi bowl lene aayega

itne main mujhe awaz aai hai unhon ne match khatam kardia
sab ghar janay lagay 0-sosad.gif main 15 mins se garmi main mask pehan ke intezar main tha

itne main kisi ne ghussay main bowl boundry ki taraf phaink di
aur aik dost ki aanay ki ahat mehsoos hui

woh jese hi is taraf aaya
main bhaga uski taraf HAAAAAAA karta hua devilf.gif

woh dekh ke dar ke bhaga

maine uski shirt pakar li
usne mujhse churwaya
aur itne main main zameen pe gir gaya
uske haath main BAT bhi tha,jo ke mujhe us waqt saaf saaf nazar aaya tha
aur usne mere back pe aik tikaaa ke mara meri shakal HUFFFFFFFFFF 0-sosad.gif

unbayaanable dard koi pochay mat

u ko hamesha sab se parti hi rehti hain E9.gif
IrrAtionaL MethanE
abi kch latest yaad aayi hain .. jo jo yaad aati jaye gi wo wo likhta jao ga .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif .. so plz don't get bore ..


I was in some gift shop aur us k 2 floor thay .. i was on upper floor finding something .. waha jo counter pr larka hota tha wo nahi tha aur wo neechay counter pr gya hoa tha .. mai kch psand kr raha tha .. k ooper 2 larkia aayin aur wo b kch psnd krnay lagi .. k achanak un mai say aik larki meray paas aayi aur us k haath mai aik MUG tha .. ab wo meray paas aayi aur ye baatain hoi.

She: ye kitnay main hai?
me: (i looked at her then cup - then smiled and said like a professional shopkeeper) g aap ko ktinay mai chahiye?
she: dekhain mai is k 100rs say zyada nahi doun gi ..
me: 0-22_yikes.gif kya ... sirf 100 rs
she: yes .. aur ye theek hai .. bs .. is say zyada nahi ..
me: (i smiled and bray hi MILAWATI andaz main) acha jee .. jaisi aap ki khushi .. meri taraf say aap 50 rs ka lay jaye ..
she: hain sachi .. thank you .. me 50 ka lay rahi ho ..
me: haan theek hai ..

she turned aur apni saheli ko khushi khushi btanay lagi that she bargained the cup for 50 rs .. cup lay kr wo neechay utar kr counter pr janay lagi .. to i said .. "ma'am 50 rs .. " she said wo to counter pr doun g .. i said "counter walou ki apni price hai .. me ko nahi pta us ka .. meray to 50 dain" .. she .. "kya matlab" .. i said "i am not shop keeper here" .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif n now she was angry.gif



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same situation aik dooosri shop pr hoi .. me gift shop pr aya tha dostou k sath aur wo cheezain psnd kr rahay thay (shaye kisi ki b'day thi aur hum nay gift dena tha) .. me kafi thaka hoa tha to me ja kr stool pr baith gya .. kch larkia aayi aur jewlry psnd krnay lagi jo unfortunately/fortunately stool k paasa hi thi .. me un ko jewelery psnd krtay dekh raha tha aur ye cheez unhou nay notice ki .. jb unhou nay psnd kr li to aik larki merray paas aa kar kahti hai .. ye 3 earings kitnay main hai .. (i don't know why GALS think me as shopkeeper 1-embaressed_smile.gif) .. I said (muskratay hoye) .. "aap k liye FREE hain" .. she sachi kya .. i said .. haan jee .. FREE hai .. abi conversation itni hi hoi thi k shopkeeper khud aagya aur me ka pol khol diya .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:00 AM) [snapback]2664482[/snapback]
abi kch latest yaad aayi hain .. jo jo yaad aati jaye gi wo wo likhta jao ga .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif .. so plz don't get bore ..
I was in some gift shop aur us k 2 floor thay .. i was on upper floor finding something .. waha jo counter pr larka hota tha wo nahi tha aur wo neechay counter pr gya hoa tha .. mai kch psand kr raha tha .. k ooper 2 larkia aayin aur wo b kch psnd krnay lagi .. k achanak un mai say aik larki meray paas aayi aur us k haath mai aik MUG tha .. ab wo meray paas aayi aur ye baatain hoi.

She: ye kitnay main hai?
me: (i looked at her then cup - then smiled and said like a professional shopkeeper) g aap ko ktinay mai chahiye?
she: dekhain mai is k 100rs say zyada nahi doun gi ..
me: 0-22_yikes.gif kya ... sirf 100 rs
she: yes .. aur ye theek hai .. bs .. is say zyada nahi ..
me: (i smiled and bray hi MILAWATI andaz main) acha jee .. jaisi aap ki khushi .. meri taraf say aap 50 rs ka lay jaye ..
she: hain sachi .. thank you .. me 50 ka lay rahi ho ..
me: haan theek hai ..

she turned aur apni saheli ko khushi khushi btanay lagi that she bargained the cup for 50 rs .. cup lay kr wo neechay utar kr counter pr janay lagi .. to i said .. "ma'am 50 rs .. " she said wo to counter pr doun g .. i said "counter walou ki apni price hai .. me ko nahi pta us ka .. meray to 50 dain" .. she .. "kya matlab" .. i said "i am not shop keeper here" .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif n now she was angry.gif
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same situation aik dooosri shop pr hoi .. me gift shop pr aya tha dostou k sath aur wo cheezain psnd kr rahay thay (shaye kisi ki b'day thi aur hum nay gift dena tha) .. me kafi thaka hoa tha to me ja kr stool pr baith gya .. kch larkia aayi aur jewlry psnd krnay lagi jo unfortunately/fortunately stool k paasa hi thi .. me un ko jewelery psnd krtay dekh raha tha aur ye cheez unhou nay notice ki .. jb unhou nay psnd kr li to aik larki merray paas aa kar kahti hai .. ye 3 earings kitnay main hai .. (i don't know why GALS think me as shopkeeper 1-embaressed_smile.gif) .. I said (muskratay hoye) .. "aap k liye FREE hain" .. she sachi kya .. i said .. haan jee .. FREE hai .. abi conversation itni hi hoi thi k shopkeeper khud aagya aur me ka pol khol diya .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif


U tharkii ju lagtey hou lol3.gif
IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(DarK AnGeL @ Jan 11 2008, 11:41 PM) [snapback]2664331[/snapback]
ufff I-M u r n u were so much shararti.. hehehe..
main to masoom si bachi rahi hun.. sharartien bilkul bhi nai kien...

na jee .. hum to shareeef say bachay hain .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif ..
IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 03:04 AM) [snapback]2664484[/snapback]
U tharkii ju lagtey hou lol3.gif

eehe .. DUKANDAAR THARKI hotay hai kya .. 0-22_yikes.gif
IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 11 2008, 11:27 PM) [snapback]2664322[/snapback]
funn topic clapping3.gif
mujhay yaad hay...me bohat masoom aur bhooli-bhaali si hoti thi or hoon bhi 1-afsana.gif
k me ki frnds jo k mujh say kutch bari or sharati bhi theen angry.gif ...my mum& dad weren't at home locked.gif ...or unhoon nay kaha k ghar say bahir nahi jana or frnds k saath ghar main khailna hay 0-sosad.gif ....(sab say buri baat lagti thi) 0-sosad.gif
ghar main boring laga number1.gif ...so un main say aik nay kaha k kyun na phone par nmbrs dial kr kk baat kartay hain loogoon say.... hurra.gif me nay kaha go for it 1-afsana.gif ..sounds fun frndz.gif ...or me nmbr dial karoon ghalat...or kutch dial ho jayian or hum nay itna tang kia k bas....hass hass k bura haal...or mostly baray uncles type say baat ki...
phir woh ghar chali gayiaN...or shaam ko parents jab wapis aye to aik ahem ahem zaroori call dadi k liye wait kar rahi thi...or sara ghussa mujh pr nikla...frnds ko bhi buliya gya or un k parents nay bhi kafi izaat-afzai ki..hamari......aik thapar bhi para tha...(cuz hum nay kafi baray loogon matlab defence-officers & base-commanders ko tang kia tha tomb.gif tomb.gif or kafi to dadi k doost bhi thay lol3.gif )

us k baad say mujhay phone say sakht nafrat ho gai hay offs.gif

icon_peace.gif
IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 11 2008, 11:48 PM) [snapback]2664351[/snapback]
oh lord lol3.gif
itnaay naughty....i can't imagine...(it might b the fact tht i don't know much bt boys/habbits/sharartain etc etc)

naughty kaha g .. SHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:28 AM) [snapback]2664504[/snapback]
eehe .. DUKANDAAR THARKI hotay hai kya .. 0-22_yikes.gif


tou aur kya E9.gif
Airy_Princess
I.M u ki sab se achi sharart woh samadbond waali hai woh karny main buht maza aata hai E9.gif
IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 11 2008, 11:50 PM) [snapback]2664356[/snapback]
me ko samjh nahi aya...k U k frnd nay kia kya app k saath graduated.gif

jee bs itna samjhai k dost nay aik aisi sharart ki jis say me gir gya aur us say meri back mai aik IRON ROD ghuss gya .. jis say me injure ho gya tha .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif
VrSoLdIeRs
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 11 2008, 02:47 PM) [snapback]2663815[/snapback]
ager woh letter change ho jata

aur original ajata to maza dobala ho jata E21.gif

phir bhaagnay wala main hota lol3.gif
VrSoLdIeRs
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:23 AM) [snapback]2664388[/snapback]
heard of this school number1.gif
lol3.gif lol3.gif
@ ur writing "jino" lol1.gif
agr na bata'tay to shaid kutch "aur" hi hota....ap k area main matlab jin aa gaye hain yahan lol1.gif lol1.gif


yup kafi acha hai... ab to pindi dekhay howay bhi itnaa arsa ho gaya :(

meri handwriting buhat kharab hai na 1-embaressed_smile.gif jino wali hi hai... 1-embaressed_smile.gif

VrSoLdIeRs
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:13 AM) [snapback]2664447[/snapback]
Mene Aik dafa hamesha ki tarhan woh meka last tym nahi tha 1-embaressed_smile.gif when I was in coolage to poury group main meri n meki aik friend ki duty hoti thi sab k lye fast food lany ki hum sab cafe main baithy n hamesha ki tarhan I askd haan g kisko kya chaheye aur meki dost boli yaar me k lye burger lana I was lyk ok FDON.gif jab burger taiyar kar k unho ne meko dia tou pass hi main dhai baron main dalny wali red chilliez pari huien thien ... mene apni dost ki tarf dekha[ju me k sath ayi hui thi] canteen wali baji ko hum ne kaha k baji aik burger aur plz 1-embaressed_smile.gif woh side par huien tou main ne 3 spoons mirchon k apni friend k burger main daal dye ... aur khud ko normal kar k hum wapis cafe main chaly gaye ... wahan apni friend ko woh spicy burger dia gig.gif usko adat thi tez full tym tez khany ki main jaan boujh kar pani le jana bhool gyi [gig.gif] 2 byts le kar usne meki dousri friend se kaha yar kya tery main mirchien tez hain woh boli nahi ... woh ju meky saath gyi thi aur main aik damm damn serious ho gye aur boly kyun kya hua tum humari friendship par shack kar rahi ho 1-embaressed_smile.gif she was lyk nahi yar par burger main mirchien tez hain n we were lyk nahi hain yar ju usne burger khoula tauba [E9.gif] n as I have told I became innocent n said arey yar really meko tou pata b nahi kya hua hai woh kehti i knw yar u aesa nahi kar sakti n I was lyk bilkul b nahi main kya aesi lagti hon she said nahi ... I said jao na phir canteen wali baji k pass aur woh sach main chali gyi woh unko boli n woh usko baad main jab woh pani p kar wapis ayi tou we were lyk tissue le lay yar mirchien pata nahi kisne zyada daal dien hongien na ... then woh frend ju me k saath gai thi usne bata dia k woh meka kaam tha ... uss k bad se woh khudhi jaati thi har shopping karny E9.gif



yaad aya... humara aik friend tha... class kay baad saray "panchait" lagtay thay cafe main woh bhi hota.. woh kaheen bahar jata to sub uski chai main coke, sprite, samosay ka piece, ketchup jo bhi hota har cheez dal daitay... magar woh jawab pi jata tha icon_peace.gif yeh meri sharat nahi thi kyun keh main kehta tha keh nahi yaar koi to ho jo uski side lay... usko hameesha pata hota tha magar phir bhi kabhi kuch nahi kaha us nay... infact kabhi kabhi aa kar kehta tha keh aaj chai main ketchup kum hai lol3.gif

woh wahid banda tha jo bagair kisi bet lagaye... bharay howay pizza hut main pitcher say munh laga kar pi sakta tha icon_peace.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:13 AM) [snapback]2664447[/snapback]
Mene Aik dafa hamesha ki tarhan woh meka last tym nahi tha 1-embaressed_smile.gif when I was in coolage to poury group main meri n meki aik friend ki duty hoti thi sab k lye fast food lany ki hum sab cafe main baithy n hamesha ki tarhan I askd haan g kisko kya chaheye aur meki dost boli yaar me k lye burger lana I was lyk ok FDON.gif jab burger taiyar kar k unho ne meko dia tou pass hi main dhai baron main dalny wali red chilliez pari huien thien ... mene apni dost ki tarf dekha[ju me k sath ayi hui thi] canteen wali baji ko hum ne kaha k baji aik burger aur plz 1-embaressed_smile.gif woh side par huien tou main ne 3 spoons mirchon k apni friend k burger main daal dye ... aur khud ko normal kar k hum wapis cafe main chaly gaye ... wahan apni friend ko woh spicy burger dia gig.gif usko adat thi tez full tym tez khany ki main jaan boujh kar pani le jana bhool gyi [gig.gif] 2 byts le kar usne meki dousri friend se kaha yar kya tery main mirchien tez hain woh boli nahi ... woh ju meky saath gyi thi aur main aik damm damn serious ho gye aur boly kyun kya hua tum humari friendship par shack kar rahi ho 1-embaressed_smile.gif she was lyk nahi yar par burger main mirchien tez hain n we were lyk nahi hain yar ju usne burger khoula tauba [E9.gif] n as I have told I became innocent n said arey yar really meko tou pata b nahi kya hua hai woh kehti i knw yar u aesa nahi kar sakti n I was lyk bilkul b nahi main kya aesi lagti hon she said nahi ... I said jao na phir canteen wali baji k pass aur woh sach main chali gyi woh unko boli n woh usko baad main jab woh pani p kar wapis ayi tou we were lyk tissue le lay yar mirchien pata nahi kisne zyada daal dien hongien na ... then woh frend ju me k saath gai thi usne bata dia k woh meka kaam tha ... uss k bad se woh khudhi jaati thi har shopping karny E9.gif


bechari

1-afsana.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:33 AM) [snapback]2664455[/snapback]
u ko hamesha sab se parti hi rehti hain E9.gif


haan jab bhi shararat ki to ulti pari hai mujhe thumbsdown_anim.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:00 AM) [snapback]2664482[/snapback]
abi kch latest yaad aayi hain .. jo jo yaad aati jaye gi wo wo likhta jao ga .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif .. so plz don't get bore ..
I was in some gift shop aur us k 2 floor thay .. i was on upper floor finding something .. waha jo counter pr larka hota tha wo nahi tha aur wo neechay counter pr gya hoa tha .. mai kch psand kr raha tha .. k ooper 2 larkia aayin aur wo b kch psnd krnay lagi .. k achanak un mai say aik larki meray paas aayi aur us k haath mai aik MUG tha .. ab wo meray paas aayi aur ye baatain hoi.

imslow.gif


She: ye kitnay main hai?
me: (i looked at her then cup - then smiled and said like a professional shopkeeper) g aap ko ktinay mai chahiye? E21.gif
she: dekhain mai is k 100rs say zyada nahi doun gi ..
me: 0-22_yikes.gif kya ... sirf 100 rs
she: yes .. aur ye theek hai .. bs .. is say zyada nahi ..
me: (i smiled and bray hi MILAWATI andaz main) acha jee .. jaisi aap ki khushi .. meri taraf say aap 50 rs ka lay jaye ..
she: hain sachi .. thank you .. me 50 ka lay rahi ho ..
me: haan theek hai ..

she turned aur apni saheli ko khushi khushi btanay lagi that she bargained the cup for 50 rs .. cup lay kr wo neechay utar kr counter pr janay lagi .. to i said .. "ma'am 50 rs .. " she said wo to counter pr doun g .. i said "counter walou ki apni price hai .. me ko nahi pta us ka .. meray to 50 dain" .. she .. "kya matlab" .. i said "i am not shop keeper here" .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif n now she was angry.gif


lol1.gif zabardast lol3.gif
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same situation aik dooosri shop pr hoi .. me gift shop pr aya tha dostou k sath aur wo cheezain psnd kr rahay thay (shaye kisi ki b'day thi aur hum nay gift dena tha) .. me kafi thaka hoa tha to me ja kr stool pr baith gya .. kch larkia aayi aur jewlry psnd krnay lagi jo unfortunately/fortunately stool k paasa hi thi .. me un ko jewelery psnd krtay dekh raha tha aur ye cheez unhou nay notice ki .. jb unhou nay psnd kr li to aik larki merray paas aa kar kahti hai .. ye 3 earings kitnay main hai .. (i don't know why GALS think me as shopkeeper 1-embaressed_smile.gif) .. I said (muskratay hoye) .. "aap k liye FREE hain" .. she sachi kya .. i said .. haan jee .. FREE hai .. abi conversation itni hi hoi thi k shopkeeper khud aagya aur me ka pol khol diya .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif


yaar kamal kardia lol3.gif shopkeeper itni jaldi kion aagaya lol1.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:33 AM) [snapback]2664508[/snapback]
naughty kaha g .. SHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF


icon_peace.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Jan 12 2008, 07:20 AM) [snapback]2664536[/snapback]
phir bhaagnay wala main hota lol3.gif


poster_oops.gif

Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Jan 12 2008, 07:41 AM) [snapback]2664538[/snapback]
yaad aya... humara aik friend tha... class kay baad saray "panchait" lagtay thay cafe main woh bhi hota.. woh kaheen bahar jata to sub uski chai main coke, sprite, samosay ka piece, ketchup jo bhi hota har cheez dal daitay... magar woh jawab pi jata tha icon_peace.gif yeh meri sharat nahi thi kyun keh main kehta tha keh nahi yaar koi to ho jo uski side lay... usko hameesha pata hota tha magar phir bhi kabhi kuch nahi kaha us nay... infact kabhi kabhi aa kar kehta tha keh aaj chai main ketchup kum hai lol3.gif

woh wahid banda tha jo bagair kisi bet lagaye... bharay howay pizza hut main pitcher say munh laga kar pi sakta tha icon_peace.gif


yeh dost ki kahani mujhe kion apni si lagi poster_oops.gif

chah gaye ho imslow.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 12:35 AM) [snapback]2664406[/snapback]
E9.gif
yeh kahan kahan phone mila dia tum logon ne paseena.gif

thapparh wala scene bhi mazay ka hoga lol1.gif



E9.gif
thapar....bara zoor ka para tha 0-sosad.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 12:37 AM) [snapback]2664410[/snapback]
aik sec main apna maunh seedha karlon paseena.gif

hans hans ke shakal hi badal gai lol1.gif



jaldi seedha karo kahin permanent na ho jaye lol1.gif lol1.gif
ufffff sab kitnay shararti hain yahaN E9.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 12:39 AM) [snapback]2664414[/snapback]
tum bhi try karna 1-embaressed_smile.gif

maine suna hai speed double ho jati hai

cars ki to aur bhi ziada lol1.gif

cheerleader.gif app k experiment you1.gif say main nay kutch to seekha hay parh kar(Daant lol1.gif )......yeh mashwara to apni sharat share karnay say pehlay dena tha na krakrani.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 12:43 AM) [snapback]2664418[/snapback]
crying_anim.gif
aesa wesa

yaar 2 months ke rest ka sun ke meri halat aur ziada kharab hogai thi paseena.gif

aur phir gallery main beth ke neechay cricket kheltay huye apni team ko dekhna

ro ro ke maine bura haal karlia tha crying_anim.gif

jabhi to 1 month main hi chupke se chala gaya football khelne chaa.gif


you1.gif
itna bara ho kar phir bhi rona you1.gif
i know boys have wild craze bt cricket stalk.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:25 AM) [snapback]2664452[/snapback]
par i lyk kyunki unko tang karny ka buht maza ata hai you1.gif



tang karnay main maza to aata hay but phir ronay lag jatay hain paseena.gif or chup karana paseena.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:32 AM) [snapback]2664454[/snapback]
kya karti yaar tang kar maaraa tha uss ne E9.gif


E9.gif phir app nay bhi jawab main tang kia i mean current mara lol1.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:33 AM) [snapback]2664508[/snapback]
naughty kaha g .. SHAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF



millions sharartain or shareeeeeef you1.gif you1.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 12 2008, 01:20 AM) [snapback]2664431[/snapback]
aik martaba main Murree gaya tha
to wahan aik shop se maine sab se khaufnaak kisim ka mask lia tha

jab karachi wapas aaya to flat ke compound main raat main kuch dost
cricket khel rahe thay
aur main wall ki side pe jakar khara hogaya boundry ke paas
ke abhi six ya four hoga to koi bowl lene aayega

itne main mujhe awaz aai hai unhon ne match khatam kardia
sab ghar janay lagay 0-sosad.gif main 15 mins se garmi main mask pehan ke intezar main tha

itne main kisi ne ghussay main bowl boundry ki taraf phaink di
aur aik dost ki aanay ki ahat mehsoos hui

woh jese hi is taraf aaya
main bhaga uski taraf HAAAAAAA karta hua devilf.gif

woh dekh ke dar ke bhaga

maine uski shirt pakar li
usne mujhse churwaya
aur itne main main zameen pe gir gaya
uske haath main BAT bhi tha,jo ke mujhe us waqt saaf saaf nazar aaya tha
aur usne mere back pe aik tikaaa ke mara meri shakal HUFFFFFFFFFF 0-sosad.gif

unbayaanable dard koi pochay mat


lol3.gif lol3.gif
mask say dranay ki bajaye lenay k deynay par gaye you1.gif
aaminah
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:13 AM) [snapback]2664447[/snapback]
Mene Aik dafa hamesha ki tarhan woh meka last tym nahi tha 1-embaressed_smile.gif when I was in coolage to poury group main meri n meki aik friend ki duty hoti thi sab k lye fast food lany ki hum sab cafe main baithy n hamesha ki tarhan I askd haan g kisko kya chaheye aur meki dost boli yaar me k lye burger lana I was lyk ok FDON.gif jab burger taiyar kar k unho ne meko dia tou pass hi main dhai baron main dalny wali red chilliez pari huien thien ... mene apni dost ki tarf dekha[ju me k sath ayi hui thi] canteen wali baji ko hum ne kaha k baji aik burger aur plz 1-embaressed_smile.gif woh side par huien tou main ne 3 spoons mirchon k apni friend k burger main daal dye ... aur khud ko normal kar k hum wapis cafe main chaly gaye ... wahan apni friend ko woh spicy burger dia gig.gif usko adat thi tez full tym tez khany ki main jaan boujh kar pani le jana bhool gyi [ gig.gif ] 2 byts le kar usne meki dousri friend se kaha yar kya tery main mirchien tez hain woh boli nahi ... woh ju meky saath gyi thi aur main aik damm damn serious ho gye aur boly kyun kya hua tum humari friendship par shack kar rahi ho 1-embaressed_smile.gif she was lyk nahi yar par burger main mirchien tez hain n we were lyk nahi hain yar ju usne burger khoula tauba [ E9.gif ] n as I have told I became innocent n said arey yar really meko tou pata b nahi kya hua hai woh kehti i knw yar u aesa nahi kar sakti n I was lyk bilkul b nahi main kya aesi lagti hon she said nahi ... I said jao na phir canteen wali baji k pass aur woh sach main chali gyi woh unko boli n woh usko baad main jab woh pani p kar wapis ayi tou we were lyk tissue le lay yar mirchien pata nahi kisne zyada daal dien hongien na ... then woh frend ju me k saath gai thi usne bata dia k woh meka kaam tha ... uss k bad se woh khudhi jaati thi har shopping karny E9.gif



hahahaha AP ......lol1.gif woh masoom ban'nay wali baat lol1.gif
* SOZ *
Sharartein kya hoti hain,Nomi Bhai 0-baby.gif
Kanch k1 gur1a
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 12 2008, 03:21 AM) [snapback]2664500[/snapback]
na jee .. hum to shareeef say bachay hain .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif ..

0-22_yikes.gif inni shararton k bad bhi u say shareef 0-22_yikes.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 12 2008, 02:13 AM) [snapback]2664447[/snapback]
Mene Aik dafa hamesha ki tarhan woh meka last tym nahi tha 1-embaressed_smile.gif when I was in coolage to poury group main meri n meki aik friend ki duty hoti thi sab k lye fast food lany ki hum sab cafe main baithy n hamesha ki tarhan I askd haan g kisko kya chaheye aur meki dost boli yaar me k lye burger lana I was lyk ok FDON.gif jab burger taiyar kar k unho ne meko dia tou pass hi main dhai baron main dalny wali red chilliez pari huien thien ... mene apni dost ki tarf dekha[ju me k sath ayi hui thi] canteen wali baji ko hum ne kaha k baji aik burger aur plz 1-embaressed_smile.gif woh side par huien tou main ne 3 spoons mirchon k apni friend k burger main daal dye ... aur khud ko normal kar k hum wapis cafe main chaly gaye ... wahan apni friend ko woh spicy burger dia gig.gif usko adat thi tez full tym tez khany ki main jaan boujh kar pani le jana bhool gyi [gig.gif] 2 byts le kar usne meki dousri friend se kaha yar kya tery main mirchien tez hain woh boli nahi ... woh ju meky saath gyi thi aur main aik damm damn serious ho gye aur boly kyun kya hua tum humari friendship par shack kar rahi ho 1-embaressed_smile.gif she was lyk nahi yar par burger main mirchien tez hain n we were lyk nahi hain yar ju usne burger khoula tauba [E9.gif] n as I have told I became innocent n said arey yar really meko tou pata b nahi kya hua hai woh kehti i knw yar u aesa nahi kar sakti n I was lyk bilkul b nahi main kya aesi lagti hon she said nahi ... I said jao na phir canteen wali baji k pass aur woh sach main chali gyi woh unko boli n woh usko baad main jab woh pani p kar wapis ayi tou we were lyk tissue le lay yar mirchien pata nahi kisne zyada daal dien hongien na ... then woh frend ju me k saath gai thi usne bata dia k woh meka kaam tha ... uss k bad se woh khudhi jaati thi har shopping karny E9.gif

AP tum to bohat shaitaan niklein E9.gif E9.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Jan 12 2008, 07:20 AM) [snapback]2664536[/snapback]
phir bhaagnay wala main hota lol3.gif


lol1.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:31 PM) [snapback]2664945[/snapback]
E9.gif
thapar....bara zoor ka para tha 0-sosad.gif


1-bachondunia.gif

hota hai hota hai

tumhian daurh lagani nahin aati kia? 1-think.gif


aesay bhagtay hain :1-baatcheet

dekha ?

ai bar phir se dekho 1-baatcheet.gif aesay krakrani.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:34 PM) [snapback]2664955[/snapback]
jaldi seedha karo kahin permanent na ho jaye lol1.gif lol1.gif
ufffff sab kitnay shararti hain yahaN E9.gif


pehle batana tha lol1.gif

main to nahin hoon sachi 1-embaressed_smile.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:37 PM) [snapback]2664961[/snapback]
cheerleader.gif app k experiment you1.gif say main nay kutch to seekha hay parh kar(Daant lol1.gif )......yeh mashwara to apni sharat share karnay say pehlay dena tha na krakrani.gif


ho sakta hai maine sugar kuch kam milai ho isliye experiment sahi na raha ho poster_oops.gif

ab ki baar tum karke dekho na 0-17_wink.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:38 PM) [snapback]2664968[/snapback]
you1.gif
itna bara ho kar phir bhi rona you1.gif
i know boys have wild craze bt cricket stalk.gif



haan to ronay ke lye chota hona zaroori hai kia? krakrani.gif

jab wall mere ooper giri thi main jab bhi nahin roya tha

magar jab ghar 2 maah qaid ba mushaqqat kaati to rona aagaya

to meri aankhon main be saakhta aansu rawan huye crying_anim.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 12 2008, 12:45 PM) [snapback]2664978[/snapback]
lol3.gif lol3.gif
mask say dranay ki bajaye lenay k deynay par gaye you1.gif


main konsa baaz aagaya tha phir

woh to shruuat thi mask ke saath lol1.gif
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