HulChul.NET > Sharartain

Kashif

Jan 14 2008, 09:32 PM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 14 2008, 09:29 PM) [snapback]2668579[/snapback]

main haath nahin aata kisi ke

per mere haath kanoon se bhi lambay hain

issi liyay to un uncle say bhi bach gayay

waisay hath kanoN say lambay hi hotay hain

Perplexed Soul

Jan 14 2008, 09:35 PM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 14 2008, 09:32 PM) [snapback]2668590[/snapback]

issi liyay to un uncle say bhi bach gayay

waisay hath kanoN say lambay hi hotay hain

haan magar kabhi kabhi bachnay ke moqay kam bhi milay hain

us hi tin ko kick laganay se hi related aik qissa aur hai

abhi share karta hon

Peacemaker

Jan 14 2008, 10:32 PM

sharartain ooo na baba im cute and calm afterall im Peacemaker

*Kainaat*

Jan 14 2008, 10:43 PM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 14 2008, 03:59 PM) [snapback]2668508[/snapback]

no one else has noticed that ..

why you .. ??

dekh loo phir meri nazar kitni teiz hai

(i think its good for my future

)

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:46 AM

QUOTE(Peacemaker @ Jan 14 2008, 10:32 PM) [snapback]2668675[/snapback]

sharartain ooo na baba im cute and calm afterall im Peacemaker

Boring *

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:47 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 14 2008, 05:40 PM) [snapback]2668187[/snapback]

nahn uske Salt walay dost ne badla lia tha us se

peechay ke pages parho samajh aajayega sab

jo bhi tha,tha to bechara larka na

haan sahi,larkian itni aaam si shararat hi sooch sakti hain.kuch naya karne ki justuju
nahin hoti

jab use karte hain to tum log ghabra ke bhaag jati ho

Nomi tou sab se kyun karvata hai apni

Sensitive

Jan 15 2008, 03:48 AM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 15 2008, 03:46 AM) [snapback]2669142[/snapback]

Boring *

omg im sure kch tou kiya hoga naughty naughty ap chupa q rahei ho

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:49 AM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 14 2008, 09:01 PM) [snapback]2668515[/snapback]

tauba hay yaar

aisay practical jokes mujhay pasand nahin

kashif samajh gyi main k yeh sab u k saath hu chuka hai buht baar arey koi aaise hi tou nahi khilaaf jata itni achi baton k

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:50 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 15 2008, 03:48 AM) [snapback]2669145[/snapback]

omg im sure kch tou kiya hoga naughty naughty ap chupa q rahei ho

darling kisy quote kia hai main ne to peacemakker ko boring kaha tha

meri sharartien tou lambi list hai

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:52 AM

QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 14 2008, 03:09 AM) [snapback]2667218[/snapback]

A.P Insaani noodles ki theek say recipe batao

sab kuch aisay hee karna hai ya kisi ko choolhay par bhi charhana hai

nahi sis sab ko midatey huye jana hai

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:54 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 14 2008, 06:30 AM) [snapback]2667286[/snapback]

shayad usko Gulpaash kehte hain

kuch Paash karke aata hai

patah nahi kya aata hai main ne tou sab ko pash pash kar dia

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:55 AM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 14 2008, 09:59 AM) [snapback]2667400[/snapback]

haha

AP tum nay sab par soya sauce gira di

nahi woh ittar hi tha bus thanda kar dia tha pehly hi

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:56 AM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 14 2008, 10:01 AM) [snapback]2667407[/snapback]

yeh larki khatarnak hay

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:57 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 14 2008, 08:58 PM) [snapback]2668505[/snapback]

hum kch dost kahi baithay hoye thay kisi dost k ghar .. to pta chala k flaan dost aa raha hai .. i was having CAN of 7-UP .. n i was damn sure k wo atay hi sab say pehlay me say ye cheenai ga peenay k liye .. so I drank the drink and filled the can with CAROSINE OIL (mitti ka tail) .. aur can lay kr baith gya .. i filled just a lil can so that he may have the complete SIP .. he came and as expected atay hi me say can liya aur penay lga .. (can mai 2-3 sip hi thay jo us nay aik hi dfa p liye) peenay k baad kahta hai .. "yaar ye 2 NUMBER nahi thi .. " ....

I said nahi yaar .. "blkul aik number carosine oil tha .. "

..

ufo kitna incomplete kaam kia na

lighter jala k check karna tha uss k pass k kuch andar gya bhi tha k nahi

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 03:58 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 14 2008, 09:04 PM) [snapback]2668523[/snapback]

@ A.P's SHARARTAIN ..

Fanks*

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 04:04 AM

acha abb na again main yeh karna nahi chahti thi par ho gya

Hua yeh k kisi ne me se shararat karny ki sochi ... [harkat dekho mese] acha Main apni behan k sath wapis arahi thi aur hum batien karny main gum thy main argue kar rahi thi aik baat ko le ... aik damm aik 13 saal ka bacha morr par se apni cycle laya aur hum par girane laga main sach main girny lagi par main ne apna balance sahi rakha pehly i think k usko really prob hai aur usko aram se kaha bhai kya kar rahy ho ... wesy jhot nahi bolongi aaram se nahi kaha tha main ne kaha tha Andhay ho kya ??? woh hasne lagava musalsal ... mein ne dil main kaha chall abb agyi teri bari bach abb tu ... Main ne uski cycle ko zorr ka dhaka dia aur uski cycle gira kar kaha .."jab girta hai tou aesa hota hai ... aainda kisi par cycle girany se pehlay me ko yaad kar lena" uss waqt uski ju shakl bani tauba

aik uncle arahy thy woh bhi meri iss harkat par hans paray aur main itni serious thi uss tym aur ussne tou kabhie umeed bhi nahi ki hogi k uski cycle giray gi phir jab girri tou patah laga ... aainda meko yaad zaroor rakhyga

Airy_Princess

Jan 15 2008, 04:06 AM

* meko heater par chotey hotey pen saikna buht pasand tha

* sab ko thandey haath lagany specially jab koi razai main ho meki hobby hai

Thirsty Sea

Jan 15 2008, 02:09 PM

i was so shareef bachi, shoroh say he, han or kia

na khabi kisi ko tang kia na koee larayee warayee ke, na koe aisee wasiee shararat

Mein kini achi ho na

Masoom_Pari

Jan 15 2008, 04:02 PM

QUOTE(Thirsty Sea @ Jan 15 2008, 02:09 PM) [snapback]2669768[/snapback]

i was so shareef bachi, shoroh say he, han or kia

na khabi kisi ko tang kia na koee larayee warayee ke, na koe aisee wasiee shararat
Mein kini achi ho na

bilkul Meri terah

meri behnaaaaaaaaaaa

IrrAtionaL MethanE

Jan 15 2008, 05:54 PM

T.S ki sharart parh kr me ko apni aik aur sharart yaad aayi hai .. actiing like someone else is one of my fav shararat *ALWAYS* ..

university k papers mai hum dostou ka aik rule hota tha .. wo ye k hum na shave karwatay thay na baal katwatay thay ..

.. i mean full time PARHAKO show off krtay thay .. so unhi papers k dino ki baat hai .. hum raat ko khanay k baaad anarkali chaye peenay gaye .. meray dost nay CHADAR li hoi thi aur me trouser aur t-shirt mai tha (with other fellows as well) .. dikhnay mai hum full timee PAINDU lag rahay thay jaisay fist time lahroe aye ho ..

waha corner pr aik bnday nay CD's ka stall lgaya hoa tha jaha CD's sale kr raha tha aur tV pr nargis k songs chal rahay thay .. mai aur mera dost udhr gya .. aur meray dost nay full *PAINDU ACCENT* main bola

dost: bhayya ye kya hoye aye (in accent) ..
shopkeeper: bhai is ko CD kahtay ahin ..
dost: bhaya CD kya hoaye ha?
me: (is say pehlay shopkeeper bolta me bol paray) .. aray pagal ye jo bandi teray ko dikh rahi hai na dabbay main (pointing at monitor on which nargis song was being played) .. is ko is DISAK (disc) mai bnd kiya hoye hai (me acting like paindo mager thora suljha hoa)
dost: aray nai baba .. tu mazaq karay hai ..
me: aray ni yar .. ye dabba hai na .. is mai jab ye disak dalti hai to ye bandi disak mai say nikal kr dabbay mai ja baith'ti hai ..

(we continued such talks ) aur hamari baatain kareeb suna aik larka sun raha tha .. jb shayed us ki bardasht khatm ho gai about our PATHETIC knowledge of CD's n songs .. to wo aya aur us nay CD's aur COMPUTER k baray mai btaya .. me n mera dost bari detail say baat suntay rahay .. aur jab baat khatm hoi to me nay kaha ..

Oh, that was so much informative .. thanks boy .. chal yaar chaltay hain .. kal computer k paper ki tyari b krni hai ..

Kashif

Jan 15 2008, 08:57 PM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 15 2008, 03:49 AM) [snapback]2669146[/snapback]

kashif samajh gyi main k yeh sab u k saath hu chuka hai buht baar arey koi aaise hi tou nahi khilaaf jata itni achi baton k

meray sath to nahin huwa

laikiN mujhay waisay hi nahin pasand aisi "achi" baatein

Kashif

Jan 15 2008, 08:58 PM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 15 2008, 03:55 AM) [snapback]2669150[/snapback]

nahi woh ittar hi tha bus thanda kar dia tha pehly hi

tha to sauce ki bottle wala

Kashif

Jan 15 2008, 09:08 PM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 15 2008, 03:56 AM) [snapback]2669151[/snapback]

ab ziada shaitan ban kar bhi na dikhao

Kashif

Jan 15 2008, 09:08 PM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Jan 15 2008, 04:06 AM) [snapback]2669156[/snapback]

* meko heater par chotey hotey pen saikna buht pasand tha

* sab ko thandey haath lagany specially jab koi razai main ho meki hobby hai

haan thanday hath to main bhi lagata hooN

Kashif

Jan 15 2008, 09:09 PM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Jan 15 2008, 05:54 PM) [snapback]2670208[/snapback]

T.S ki sharart parh kr me ko apni aik aur sharart yaad aayi hai .. actiing like someone else is one of my fav shararat *ALWAYS* ..

university k papers mai hum dostou ka aik rule hota tha .. wo ye k hum na shave karwatay thay na baal katwatay thay ..

.. i mean full time PARHAKO show off krtay thay .. so unhi papers k dino ki baat hai .. hum raat ko khanay k baaad anarkali chaye peenay gaye .. meray dost nay CHADAR li hoi thi aur me trouser aur t-shirt mai tha (with other fellows as well) .. dikhnay mai hum full timee PAINDU lag rahay thay jaisay fist time lahroe aye ho ..

waha corner pr aik bnday nay CD's ka stall lgaya hoa tha jaha CD's sale kr raha tha aur tV pr nargis k songs chal rahay thay .. mai aur mera dost udhr gya .. aur meray dost nay full *PAINDU ACCENT* main bola

dost: bhayya ye kya hoye aye (in accent) ..
shopkeeper: bhai is ko CD kahtay ahin ..
dost: bhaya CD kya hoaye ha?
me: (is say pehlay shopkeeper bolta me bol paray) .. aray pagal ye jo bandi teray ko dikh rahi hai na dabbay main (pointing at monitor on which nargis song was being played) .. is ko is DISAK (disc) mai bnd kiya hoye hai (me acting like paindo mager thora suljha hoa)
dost: aray nai baba .. tu mazaq karay hai ..
me: aray ni yar .. ye dabba hai na .. is mai jab ye disak dalti hai to ye bandi disak mai say nikal kr dabbay mai ja baith'ti hai ..

(we continued such talks ) aur hamari baatain kareeb suna aik larka sun raha tha .. jb shayed us ki bardasht khatm ho gai about our PATHETIC knowledge of CD's n songs .. to wo aya aur us nay CD's aur COMPUTER k baray mai btaya .. me n mera dost bari detail say baat suntay rahay .. aur jab baat khatm hoi to me nay kaha ..

Oh, that was so much informative .. thanks boy .. chal yaar chaltay hain .. kal computer k paper ki tyari b krni hai ..

haha
haan aisay bey-zarar kaam kar lainay chahiyein kabhi kabhi

main aur mera dost bhi aik medical hall par gayay aur wahan say kuch medicines lein ........wahan bill computer par bana kar detay thay aur 2,3 logoN kay baa'd humara number tha ...jab tak humara number nahin aaya ...merra dost har cheez ko hawanaqoN ki tarah dekh kar counter waloN say poochta rha .....like.....yeh kiya hay bhai ?.....ab humara bill compooter say niklay ga? etc.........jab bill lainay lagay to kuch problem huwa us larkay ko to mera dost aik dam bola ...yaar ctrl+p kar do na

* SOZ *

Jan 16 2008, 04:16 AM

kis kis par hanso

Uncertainty

Jan 16 2008, 01:14 PM

haan .. sab ki sab FIT hain ... amazing

Perplexed Soul

Jan 16 2008, 01:48 PM

QUOTE(Uncertainty @ Jan 16 2008, 01:14 PM) [snapback]2671292[/snapback]

haan .. sab ki sab FIT hain ... amazing

sirf hansne ki nahin ho rahi

shabash koi mazay ki baat share karo

Uncertainty

Jan 16 2008, 01:59 PM

main sharartain nahi kerti :$

Perplexed Soul

Jan 16 2008, 02:02 PM

QUOTE(Uncertainty @ Jan 16 2008, 01:59 PM) [snapback]2671340[/snapback]

main sharartain nahi kerti :$

yeh ho hi nahin sakta

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jan 16 2008, 02:30 PM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 11 2008, 02:15 AM) [snapback]2663212[/snapback]

aik dard naak shararat meri

jab main 14 ka tha to flat ke compound main cricket khel raha tha doston ke sath
feilding kar raha tha aur mere paas aik waterpump laga hua tha jiske 4 taraf deewar thin
4 feet oonchi.aur un main se aik hilti thi halki si,woh zameen main fix nahin thi

to mere zehan main aik masti soojhi
maine usko pakar ke halke se hilaya woh hili
mujhe maza aaya

phir maine aik aur bar pakar ke hilaya
woh aur hili phir maza aaya
phir maine thora zor se hilaya,hehehe aur maza aaya
aur zor se hilaya woh girne lagi meri taraf

mere zehan main aaya ke ager yeh gir gai to mujhe union walon ko pese bharne parengay
maine foran usko block karna shruu kardia
aur full jaan lagadi ke yeh girne na paye
woh itni bhari aur main nanha sa
aur aakhir kaar mere dono knees uske neechay dab gaye aur woh sabut mere ooper
meri cheekhain nikal gain,jo feilding kar rahe thay 8 ya 10 larke aagaye.mil ke sab ne uthai
magar sab se nahin uthi phir choott gai aur zor se giri mere ooper
phir uthai to mujhe pakar ke peechay se ghaseet ke nikala sab ne

right wali taang to lag raha tha gai kaam se
phir ghar walay hospital leke bhagay
wahan unhon ne kaha ke operation karna hoga yahan se cut lagayga wahan se lagayga
aur yeh blood nikala jayega ander se

maine kaha ammi yeh kia keh rahe hain?

mera bas nahin chal raha tha ke uth ke
bhaag jata magar taaang

khair phir exercise se sahi hogaya,operation ke bagher.2 months bed rest kaha
main gallery main beth ke neechay cricket kheltay sab ko dekh ke rota rehta tha

magar mujhe chain kahan aana tha,1 month ke bad hi main chupke se neechay chala gaya
aur football khel ke aaya

yeh hai meri choti si kahani

wah mere bhai

Perplexed Soul

Jan 16 2008, 02:34 PM

QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 16 2008, 02:30 PM) [snapback]2671384[/snapback]

wah mere bhai

Kashif

Jan 16 2008, 07:46 PM

QUOTE(Uncertainty @ Jan 16 2008, 01:59 PM) [snapback]2671340[/snapback]

main sharartain nahi kerti :$

jhooti

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 12:42 AM

aik shararat ki koshish share karta hon

kuch arse pehle main train main safar kar raha tha to babar walay compartment main
aik sahab ki 2 choti choti si bohat hi cute si mashAllah se betian thin,

woh unke leke bahar bethay thay seats pe

aik bachi 3 ya 4 saal ki thi,
woh window se bohat hi serious hoke bahar ka nazara kar rahi thi

mujhe masti soojhi
main uske kareeb gaya aur usko cheeks pakar ke aik ( Guchi Guchi Gu) kia
usne mujhe ghussay se dekh ke kaha. NAIN TARHO

hehehe itne mazay se kaha usne
phir mujhse raha nahin gaya,2 mind bad main phir se uske kareeb gaya
aur gaal pakar ke GUCHI GUCHI GU.. woh ghussay se dekh ke boli

MUKKA MALDONDI

phir mujhse nahin raha gaya 2 min baad main phir se kareeb gaya
aur uska cheek pakra hi tha GUCHI hi kaha tha ke mere right walay cheek pe
aik DHAZAM karke mukka mara usne

kehne lagi
SAMAJ NAI AATI?

uske parents usay dant bhi rahe thay aur hans bhi rahe thay

Sensitive

Jan 17 2008, 01:54 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 17 2008, 12:42 AM) [snapback]2672633[/snapback]

aik shararat ki koshish share karta hon

kuch arse pehle main train main safar kar raha tha to babar walay compartment main
aik sahab ki 2 choti choti si bohat hi cute si mashAllah se betian thin,

woh unke leke bahar bethay thay seats pe

aik bachi 3 ya 4 saal ki thi,
woh window se bohat hi serious hoke bahar ka nazara kar rahi thi

mujhe masti soojhi
main uske kareeb gaya aur usko cheeks pakar ke aik ( Guchi Guchi Gu) kia
usne mujhe ghussay se dekh ke kaha. NAIN TARHO

hehehe itne mazay se kaha usne
phir mujhse raha nahin gaya,2 mind bad main phir se uske kareeb gaya
aur gaal pakar ke GUCHI GUCHI GU.. woh ghussay se dekh ke boli

MUKKA MALDONDI

phir mujhse nahin raha gaya 2 min baad main phir se kareeb gaya
aur uska cheek pakra hi tha GUCHI hi kaha tha ke mere right walay cheek pe
aik DHAZAM karke mukka mara usne

kehne lagi
SAMAJ NAI AATI?

uske parents usay dant bhi rahe thay aur hans bhi rahe thay

so sweet

Sensitive

Jan 17 2008, 02:03 AM

Hum sab couzinz chaat par teh kch log A B C D khel rahei teh Kch songs sunrahei teh aur baqi sab apis mein baatein krahe teh so mein apne couzin k sat A B C D khelrahi ti aur meri couzin maaria chaat par walk krahi ti aur hands free s songs sunrahi ti...so kch der baad woh chair k pas gaye beitne kliye aur mein b us waqt uth gaye ti walk krne so utne s pehle Haroon (my couzin) neh kaha "jao chair ko apni taraf keencho so maaria gir jayegi" so mein gaye aur jab Maaria beitne wali ti meine chair ko apni tara keench li aur woh floor par gir gaye aur gusseh s peeche deikha mein speed mein beit gaye jaldi jaldi ta k usseh pata na chale k meine kiya
So mere peche Junaid ta aur Maaria ki itni nhi banti is k sat so Maaria k haat mein glaas ta usne gusseh s penhk di Junaid par aur kaha "Junaid batameez tmhe sharam nhi aati" yeh woh so usne shor kiya k " oyeee meine kch nhi kiya " so dosre couzin neh usseh cntrl kiya aur mein haroon k sat beiti huwi ti hum dono bht hasrahei teh so meri waja s bichare Junaid aur Maaria ko lagi aur mere ko aur Haroon ko hasi

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 02:14 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 17 2008, 02:03 AM) [snapback]2672790[/snapback]

Hum sab couzinz chaat par teh kch log A B C D khel rahei teh Kch songs sunrahei teh aur baqi sab apis mein baatein krahe teh so mein apne couzin k sat A B C D khelrahi ti aur meri couzin maaria chaat par walk krahi ti aur hands free s songs sunrahi ti...so kch der baad woh chair k pas gaye beitne kliye aur mein b us waqt uth gaye ti walk krne so utne s pehle Haroon (my couzin) neh kaha "jao chair ko apni taraf keencho so maaria gir jayegi" so mein gaye aur jab Maaria beitne wali ti meine chair ko apni tara keench li aur woh floor par gir gaye aur gusseh s peeche deikha mein speed mein beit gaye jaldi jaldi ta k usseh pata na chale k meine kiya
So mere peche Junaid ta aur Maaria ki itni nhi banti is k sat so Maaria k haat mein glaas ta usne gusseh s penhk di Junaid par aur kaha "Junaid batameez tmhe sharam nhi aati" yeh woh so usne shor kiya k " oyeee meine kch nhi kiya " so dosre couzin neh usseh cntrl kiya aur mein haroon k sat beiti huwi ti hum dono bht hasrahei teh so meri waja s bichare Junaid aur Maaria ko lagi aur mere ko aur Haroon ko hasi

mazay ki hai

Sensitive

Jan 17 2008, 02:22 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 17 2008, 02:14 AM) [snapback]2672802[/snapback]

mazay ki hai

Ofcourse maza ki hei scene b maze ki ti

* SOZ *

Jan 17 2008, 02:26 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 16 2008, 10:42 PM) [snapback]2672633[/snapback]

aik shararat ki koshish share karta hon

kuch arse pehle main train main safar kar raha tha to babar walay compartment main
aik sahab ki 2 choti choti si bohat hi cute si mashAllah se betian thin,

woh unke leke bahar bethay thay seats pe

aik bachi 3 ya 4 saal ki thi,
woh window se bohat hi serious hoke bahar ka nazara kar rahi thi

mujhe masti soojhi
main uske kareeb gaya aur usko cheeks pakar ke aik ( Guchi Guchi Gu) kia
usne mujhe ghussay se dekh ke kaha. NAIN TARHO

hehehe itne mazay se kaha usne
phir mujhse raha nahin gaya,2 mind bad main phir se uske kareeb gaya
aur gaal pakar ke GUCHI GUCHI GU.. woh ghussay se dekh ke boli

MUKKA MALDONDI

phir mujhse nahin raha gaya 2 min baad main phir se kareeb gaya
aur uska cheek pakra hi tha GUCHI hi kaha tha ke mere right walay cheek pe
aik DHAZAM karke mukka mara usne

kehne lagi
SAMAJ NAI AATI?

uske parents usay dant bhi rahe thay aur hans bhi rahe thay

bohot acha hua...

* SOZ *

Jan 17 2008, 02:27 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 17 2008, 12:03 AM) [snapback]2672790[/snapback]

Hum sab couzinz chaat par teh kch log A B C D khel rahei teh Kch songs sunrahei teh aur baqi sab apis mein baatein krahe teh so mein apne couzin k sat A B C D khelrahi ti aur meri couzin maaria chaat par walk krahi ti aur hands free s songs sunrahi ti...so kch der baad woh chair k pas gaye beitne kliye aur mein b us waqt uth gaye ti walk krne so utne s pehle Haroon (my couzin) neh kaha "jao chair ko apni taraf keencho so maaria gir jayegi" so mein gaye aur jab Maaria beitne wali ti meine chair ko apni tara keench li aur woh floor par gir gaye aur gusseh s peeche deikha mein speed mein beit gaye jaldi jaldi ta k usseh pata na chale k meine kiya
So mere peche Junaid ta aur Maaria ki itni nhi banti is k sat so Maaria k haat mein glaas ta usne gusseh s penhk di Junaid par aur kaha "Junaid batameez tmhe sharam nhi aati" yeh woh so usne shor kiya k " oyeee meine kch nhi kiya " so dosre couzin neh usseh cntrl kiya aur mein haroon k sat beiti huwi ti hum dono bht hasrahei teh so meri waja s bichare Junaid aur Maaria ko lagi aur mere ko aur Haroon ko hasi

karay koi bharay koi...

tenha_saima

Jan 17 2008, 02:35 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 16 2008, 07:42 PM) [snapback]2672633[/snapback]

aik shararat ki koshish share karta hon

kuch arse pehle main train main safar kar raha tha to babar walay compartment main
aik sahab ki 2 choti choti si bohat hi cute si mashAllah se betian thin,

woh unke leke bahar bethay thay seats pe

aik bachi 3 ya 4 saal ki thi,
woh window se bohat hi serious hoke bahar ka nazara kar rahi thi

mujhe masti soojhi
main uske kareeb gaya aur usko cheeks pakar ke aik ( Guchi Guchi Gu) kia
usne mujhe ghussay se dekh ke kaha. NAIN TARHO

hehehe itne mazay se kaha usne
phir mujhse raha nahin gaya,2 mind bad main phir se uske kareeb gaya
aur gaal pakar ke GUCHI GUCHI GU.. woh ghussay se dekh ke boli

MUKKA MALDONDI

phir mujhse nahin raha gaya 2 min baad main phir se kareeb gaya
aur uska cheek pakra hi tha GUCHI hi kaha tha ke mere right walay cheek pe
aik DHAZAM karke mukka mara usne

kehne lagi
SAMAJ NAI AATI?

uske parents usay dant bhi rahe thay aur hans bhi rahe thay

haha...lolz.... gud 1

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 02:40 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 17 2008, 02:22 AM) [snapback]2672818[/snapback]

Ofcourse maza ki hei scene b maze ki ti

tenha_saima

Jan 17 2008, 02:46 AM

aik aur shararat..

main grd 9 ya 10 main thi ... aik baar main aur mere bhai aik saath bethe baatain kar rahe the, bare bhai k room main ... hum sab ko bhook lagi thi aur gher ka khana khaane ka mood nahien ho raha tha ... itne main main ne bola " bhai loog, pizza chale ga?" mera third bro bola " OFCOURSE, bhaage ga" ... i was like " acha theek hai... gimme ur credit card" ( bhai khud university student tha) .. woo bola " tum apne paiss'ooon ka mangaaoo ... main kangal hoon" ... main kafi dair bhai ko ghoorti rahi phr aik dam se shararat sooji aur main ne kaha " theek hai done .. paisse mere aur order tum karo ge " ... he said " done dan-a-dan done !" ...

jis room main hum bethe the os k saath wala room third bro ka tha ... aur mera room dosre corner par tha... main room se bahir nikal kar apne room ki tarf jaane ka pretend kara .. aur phr bhaag kar third bro k room main a gaii . samne os ka wallet para tha jis main $40 cash pare the .. main ne $20 liye aur phr nikal kar apne room main chali gai ... 2 min baad jis room main sab bhai the os main gaii aur bola " bhai loog yeh lo .. ab order maaro" ... he said " tum sach main le aii :| .. acha chaloo marta hoon order .. fone laoo "

jab pizza aya .. tum sab tooooot pare k ajj pehli baar saima ne treat di hai .... sab se ziada third bro kha raha tha ... jab os ne 3 slice kha liye too bolta hai " aj k pizza ka taste hi allag tha .. WAH!" .. main boli " pata hia kyun bhai ?" .. he said " kyun?" .. me " kyun k yeh tumharre wallet main pare $20 ka hai " ... yeh kah kar main hans'ne lag gaii aur baki bhai os ka mazakhh uraane lag gaye .. k apne hi paisooo'n ka kha kar kah raha hai diff taste hai ....

Sensitive

Jan 17 2008, 03:01 AM

QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 17 2008, 02:27 AM) [snapback]2672825[/snapback]

karay koi bharay koi...

Kashif

Jan 17 2008, 09:50 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Jan 17 2008, 12:42 AM) [snapback]2672633[/snapback]

aik shararat ki koshish share karta hon

kuch arse pehle main train main safar kar raha tha to babar walay compartment main
aik sahab ki 2 choti choti si bohat hi cute si mashAllah se betian thin,

woh unke leke bahar bethay thay seats pe

aik bachi 3 ya 4 saal ki thi,
woh window se bohat hi serious hoke bahar ka nazara kar rahi thi

mujhe masti soojhi
main uske kareeb gaya aur usko cheeks pakar ke aik ( Guchi Guchi Gu) kia
usne mujhe ghussay se dekh ke kaha. NAIN TARHO

hehehe itne mazay se kaha usne
phir mujhse raha nahin gaya,2 mind bad main phir se uske kareeb gaya
aur gaal pakar ke GUCHI GUCHI GU.. woh ghussay se dekh ke boli

MUKKA MALDONDI

phir mujhse nahin raha gaya 2 min baad main phir se kareeb gaya
aur uska cheek pakra hi tha GUCHI hi kaha tha ke mere right walay cheek pe
aik DHAZAM karke mukka mara usne

kehne lagi
SAMAJ NAI AATI?

uske parents usay dant bhi rahe thay aur hans bhi rahe thay

haha
choti si bachi say bhi maar kha li

yani choti ho ya barri........aap female say yeh kaam zaror karwa laitay hain

Kashif

Jan 17 2008, 09:57 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jan 17 2008, 02:46 AM) [snapback]2672851[/snapback]

aik aur shararat..
main grd 9 ya 10 main thi ... aik baar main aur mere bhai aik saath bethe baatain kar rahe the, bare bhai k room main ... hum sab ko bhook lagi thi aur gher ka khana khaane ka mood nahien ho raha tha ... itne main main ne bola " bhai loog, pizza chale ga?" mera third bro bola " OFCOURSE, bhaage ga" ... i was like " acha theek hai... gimme ur credit card" ( bhai khud university student tha) .. woo bola " tum apne paiss'ooon ka mangaaoo ... main kangal hoon" ... main kafi dair bhai ko ghoorti rahi phr aik dam se shararat sooji aur main ne kaha " theek hai done .. paisse mere aur order tum karo ge " ... he said " done dan-a-dan done !" ...

jis room main hum bethe the os k saath wala room third bro ka tha ... aur mera room dosre corner par tha... main room se bahir nikal kar apne room ki tarf jaane ka pretend kara .. aur phr bhaag kar third bro k room main a gaii . samne os ka wallet para tha jis main $40 cash pare the .. main ne $20 liye aur phr nikal kar apne room main chali gai ... 2 min baad jis room main sab bhai the os main gaii aur bola " bhai loog yeh lo .. ab order maaro" ... he said " tum sach main le aii :| .. acha chaloo marta hoon order .. fone laoo "

jab pizza aya .. tum sab tooooot pare k ajj pehli baar saima ne treat di hai .... sab se ziada third bro kha raha tha ... jab os ne 3 slice kha liye too bolta hai " aj k pizza ka taste hi allag tha .. WAH!" .. main boli " pata hia kyun bhai ?" .. he said " kyun?" .. me " kyun k yeh tumharre wallet main pare $20 ka hai " ... yeh kah kar main hans'ne lag gaii aur baki bhai os ka mazakhh uraane lag gaye .. k apne hi paisooo'n ka kha kar kah raha hai diff taste hai ....

haha
bechara tumhara bhai

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 11:20 PM

QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 17 2008, 02:26 AM) [snapback]2672823[/snapback]

bohot acha hua...

khud ko parta to pata chalta na

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 11:21 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jan 17 2008, 02:35 AM) [snapback]2672834[/snapback]

haha...lolz.... gud 1

tumne Mukka ka kaha?

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 11:23 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jan 17 2008, 02:46 AM) [snapback]2672851[/snapback]

aik aur shararat..
main grd 9 ya 10 main thi ... aik baar main aur mere bhai aik saath bethe baatain kar rahe the, bare bhai k room main ... hum sab ko bhook lagi thi aur gher ka khana khaane ka mood nahien ho raha tha ... itne main main ne bola " bhai loog, pizza chale ga?" mera third bro bola " OFCOURSE, bhaage ga" ... i was like " acha theek hai... gimme ur credit card" ( bhai khud university student tha) .. woo bola " tum apne paiss'ooon ka mangaaoo ... main kangal hoon" ... main kafi dair bhai ko ghoorti rahi phr aik dam se shararat sooji aur main ne kaha " theek hai done .. paisse mere aur order tum karo ge " ... he said " done dan-a-dan done !" ...

jis room main hum bethe the os k saath wala room third bro ka tha ... aur mera room dosre corner par tha... main room se bahir nikal kar apne room ki tarf jaane ka pretend kara .. aur phr bhaag kar third bro k room main a gaii . samne os ka wallet para tha jis main $40 cash pare the .. main ne $20 liye aur phr nikal kar apne room main chali gai ... 2 min baad jis room main sab bhai the os main gaii aur bola " bhai loog yeh lo .. ab order maaro" ... he said " tum sach main le aii :| .. acha chaloo marta hoon order .. fone laoo "

jab pizza aya .. tum sab tooooot pare k ajj pehli baar saima ne treat di hai .... sab se ziada third bro kha raha tha ... jab os ne 3 slice kha liye too bolta hai " aj k pizza ka taste hi allag tha .. WAH!" .. main boli " pata hia kyun bhai ?" .. he said " kyun?" .. me " kyun k yeh tumharre wallet main pare $20 ka hai " ... yeh kah kar main hans'ne lag gaii aur baki bhai os ka mazakhh uraane lag gaye .. k apne hi paisooo'n ka kha kar kah raha hai diff taste hai ....

wese khud ke peson ke khanay ka taste kuch pheeka pheeka sa hi hota hai

Perplexed Soul

Jan 17 2008, 11:25 PM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 17 2008, 09:50 AM) [snapback]2673097[/snapback]

haha
choti si bachi say bhi maar kha li

yani choti ho ya barri........aap female say yeh kaam zaror karwa laitay hain

yeh BHI ka kia matlab hai?

yani choti ho ya barri se kia muraad hai?

nahin oye

maine abhi tak kisi se nahin khai us bachi ke ilawa

albata aik female ko laga chuka hon