main ne too ... tumhari honesty ko kaha ... ATLEAST baiztii ki baat too sach bata'te ho

larki ko marta hai

hum aisse kaaam hi nahien karte k bache humain maar'in..


bas aik cheez se irritation hoti hai .... jab uthaooo too kabhi baal kheechte hain, kabhi kaan, kabhi chain .. kabhi naak ko horn samajh kar dabate hain ... kabhi bite karte hain ....

abb humne idhar kya karna hai ???

aik dafa main ne apni best friend Dia k saath shararat ki asusual mostly uss k saath hain kaafi kissey ... khair agey chaltey hain ... main ne apna warid ka 100 wala card scratch kia aur aur bal use kar lia par woh card sambhal lia ... Eid thi ... main ne dia ko wohi code sms kia aur kaha yar le teri eidee ash kar ... teri aunty[meri ami] ne di hai ... abb le lay yaar dekh tou na nahi bolay gi ... pehly to woh buht boli k nahi yaar mai nahi longi blah blah call b agyi n I was damn cerious n said le lay yar dekh main de rahi hon plj plj n then she said ok thek hai abb 2 din tak woh card ka code dall kar bal k w8 main rahi main ne baar baar pocha yaar sun bal aya n she waz lyk nahi yar abhi nahi aya n me ohh q nahi aya usne warid call center kar k bhi kaha k uska voucher add nahi ho raaha hai usne me se confirm b kia k kya ye used to nahi n i was lyk dia can I do this wd u ( ) she said nahi yar tery par trust hai meko () phir main ne 5 din baad sms kar k keh dia yar woh kabhie bhi na millega kyunki woh main pehly hi use kar chuki thi uss k baad woh naraj ho gyi then mene mana lia

himmat chahiye hoti haina iske liye bhi

tumko pata hai kia ke kion mara?

loo ab itni cute bachi ko pyar bhi nahin karon main?

sab cheezain theek hain

per bite bohat zor ka karte hain

tum so jao bacha

"bhi" ka wohi matlab tha jo aap samajh rahay hain

acha ji..........choti wali ki baat to bata di
barri wali ki hum khud hi assume kar laitay hain

main kia samjhonga bhala main to kamla

oye hoye bari jaan kaari hai hmm hmmm?

neend nahi arahi

bechari

bar bar ghalat code milanay ke chakkar main meri sim block hogai thi
woh to bach gai warna double maza aaata tumhain

neend se aik ki hui shararat yaad aai

uss k baad b tum pittay thay

jab main 5 ya 6 saal ka tha shayad

nano ammi ke ghar gaya tha kuch din ke liye chuttion pe

to mamo ke saath so raha tha unko kharratay lene ki aadat thi
meri sotay se aankh khul gai khurrr khurr awaz se
uljhan hoti hai is se socha kuch karta hon
nanhay se dimaagh main aik idea aaya ke jab cycle ki chain main se awaz aati hai
ya phansnay lagti hai to grease laganay se sahi hoti hai
maine socha Oil hi sahi rahega.

main chupke se gaya aur oil ki bottle utha ke le aya
aur khol ke uske kuch drops unke maun main tapkaye
mamo ne sotay main aea bura maung banatay huye taste kia aur so gaye
kharratay band

magar 10 min baaad phir se
maine phir se wahi kia
bottle kholi aur aik 2 drops tapkanay ki koshish ki
bottle terhi hogai aur aadha pao oil unke maunh main

woh ghurh ghurh HAAA karke uchal ke uth gaye ,meri cheekh nikal gai

aur phir sab agaye kia hua kia hua

aur phir sab ne record lagaya

u ko kutt lagany ka

nahin mamo ke kharrraton se sab tang thay

to mere kaarnamay pe unka mazeed record laga

chupa gaye ho na

hum kuch nahin chupatay

yeh sab jantay hain

TS se pooch lo

ek shararat main bhi likhta hon


main apne cousin k ghar par tha.. main aur mera cousin ek hi room main so rahay thay.. aur wo room roof par bana huwa tha

hum donu light off kar k so gayee... main room main window k paas soo raha tha aur window aisi thi k koi bhi bahir se haath ander

daal sakta tha.. tab meri baray cousin ko masti soji k inn ko daraoon ga.. wo aaya khamoshi se aur os ne ander haath daal kar

mujay darane laga.. main ne achanak hi os ka haath pakar lia aur zoor se chillane laga k bhoot bhoooot aur un ka haath zoor

zoor se khainchney laga.. bas phir kia tha un ki cheekh nikalti rahi k abey choor main hon chor main hon

par hum hain k chorne ka naam hi nahi lai rahay thay..

phir hum donu cousin ka hans hans kar bora haal aur phir unhon ne aisa kabhi naa kia..

hahahaha

TS se bhi marr khayi hai u ne

lou g baba g bhi agaye

acha ab iss bahanay say bachna chahtay ho samjhanay say

jaankaari to rakhni parrti hay na

haha

becharay mamoN kay munh mein oil daal diya

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BHAI RICKSHAY WALE NAY CHALAYA THA AUR KISNE???

rakho rakho bhai

kaam aayegi

nahin to

main kia kia

woh to halka sa tapkaya tha

poori lurak gai bottle mera kia qusoor

acha hua bata dia

main to samjha tha rickshaw bhi

hehe
thik hay.........tum batlatay rehna sath sath

haha
bottle to tumharay hath mein hi thi na

chalo theek hai

han woh to thi per slip ho gai to mera kia qusoor bhai

aik shararat yaad aai per kafi ajeeb si thi woh


hum cousins sab nano ke ghar gaye thay chuttion pe
to shartain lagate thay ke yeh na kar sakay tum to yeh
karna parega tumhain, is hi tarha aik over main 5 six lagane ka
kaha aik cousin ne, maine kaha theek hai maine bowling ki
aur woh 3 laga saka maine kaha ab tumhain yeh karna hai

ke aik bus main charhna hai aur bag tumhare pas hoga aur tumhain
us bus main manjan bech ke dikhana hai kam se kam aik aadmi ko
phr usko aik manjan bhi khareed ke dia

ab main aur mere cousins hum sab charh gaye bus main
aur woh jaa ke khara hogaya bag leke sab ke samne,

phir jo woh shruu hua hai.
bhaiyon manjan, aapke daant saaf karay aesay jese moti
aap dhoop main nilain to log dekh ke ankhain band kar lain. pechay se awaz lagai
ITNE PEELAY

aap abhi bus main saaf karke dekhain, saaf na ho to bahar phaink dain

humain dar tha kahin isko na phaink dain bahar

aur akhir kar usne aik aadmi ko bech dia manjan
woh uncle bol rahe hain, beta tum lagte kisi khatay
peetay gharanay ke ho aur kapre bhi

phir yeh sab kaam?


phir hum jaldi se utar gaye aur raat main mujhe sab ko tikkay khilana paray

^^ kis k Daant peele teh Bus driver ya couzin k ^^

kia tha kiss ka tha

^^ ^^

kya thik hay..........ab to yaad bhi nahin kya baat thi

haha
aisi slip kay seedhi mamon kay munh mein

tumhare

kisi ka nahin tha tumko chahiye kia?

woh to mujhe bhi yaad nahin


jabhi to keh dia theek hai

bari hasi aarahi hai

mamo ko yahin bula lon kia

Mere

u k honge peeli bus ki tarha

chalo phir humari taraf say bhi ......."thik hay"

haan bula lo.........tumhain hi maar parray gi

Ek aur shararat

Me aur meri sister beite huweh teh mein sofe par aur sister chair par jo pc k pas hi ti dono baatein karahei teh so meine kaha k utho ami bularahi hei bcoz mujhe pc par kuch karna ta so mein bar bar utho chair ki scew pehle s deele hei u ki waja s puri chair toot jaye gi so woh uth gaye n chali gaye ami k pas mein jaldi beit gaye n kya hua chair hi toot gaye :(:( Bohat lagi mujhe bas hasi arahi ti us waqt bOhat n deikha peeche koon nikal raha ta but ek bar nahi roye mein bas hasi

nice to see this topic up .. aur abi abi aik sharart zehan mai aa rahia hai .. jo me nay recently ki hai ..

hamari company ka tour tha to muree .. we were in bus aur hamari company mai 1 bnday aisa hai jo jin/bhooto say bohat darta hai .. mai nay apnay CTO ko kaha k ye scene hai (i wanted to include CTO with me in my plan - since us ki baat ko thora authentic samjha jana tha) .. he agreed aur all the way murree we talked about spirits, ghosts etc.

ab hamara next target that k koi aisi cheez dhound kr use ki jaye jis say jin bhoot honay ka saboot milay .. so all the way i was in search of some mystery thingy .. to mujhay aik Doll nazar aayi .. .. mai nay us ko apnay paas chupa liya .. now guest room pohnchnay k baad .. me, my CTO and my other friends all were talking about mystery things .. .. .. (i din expect k hum jis bnday ko dara rahay hain .. us k ilawa baqi larkia b dar rahi hai .. ).

raat ko sonay ka time aya to us bnday aur us k dostou ko already shaq tha k hum nay kch krna hai .. so unhou nay us ko bohat ahtiat say apnay aas paas sulaya .. aur sab say secure room main .. .. is doran hum jis room mai thay waha already aik larki ko hum bohat zyada dara chukay thay .. subha k 4 bjay .. aur sab so gaye .. me, my friend and CTO was awake n we were feeling kinda bore .. :( .. so we inquired all the guest house n somehow were able to find a way to get into the room where that person was sleeping. We took the doll, broke into the room .. .. and placed the doll under the pillow of that person ..

subha uthay to koi shugal laga .. .. log pareshan .. k raat ko jin aya tha .. us nay is larkay ko thapar maray hain .. aur ye doll usi ki nishani hai .. (i was unable to control my lafter at that time) .. .. .. hum logo nay guest house ki naukrani ko b saath mila liya .. aur us nay be ye gawahi di k is guest house mai kch hai .. .. damn .. it was one full time fun days - we enjoyed in murree .. and specially this thing added a lot ..

karte hooo allha app ko kaaam likhney ke hidyat karey (AMEEEN)