ya k tum b khatey rahy ho 
n muje bht dard hua so jab mera dosra couzin aya rm mein tou meine kaha "arey asad tv ko on kar hum sab ko deikhna hei plzz" so usneh kaha " teek hei Sairah abi lagata hn" so mje bht hasi rahi ti q ki mein janti ti k mera maqsad kya ta tv deikhna nhi balke usseh current laga tou muje maza ai 
so woh gaye tv ko on karne aur usseh current laga mein hum sab has rahei teh aur usseh bht gussa aya mein bht dar gaye k oh no abb kya hoga lkin bechare neh maaf kiya aur kch nhi kaha lkin uske chera ko jab sab neh deikha tu deikhne k like ta 
it was so funi
....and we decided to cum bakk real fast....Jinaah bhaag humare gher se itna door bhi nahin tha......abt 15 min if u go by car......aur phir gher main humne kaha ke hum nehar ke paas gol gappe khane ja rahe hain......but we acctualy went to Jinah bhaag....by RICKSHAW and ate gol gappe aur thoray se jhole bhi le liye (more things to add but im jus gona skip)....so.......meri life ka zaberdast adventure tha....lol.....lakin kahani abhi baqi hai.....
aur janay kahan say red ink lay kar us par drops bhi gira diye keh blood lagay... aur us letter ko khoob press bhi kiya... aur meri writing to pehlay hi "jino" wali hai.. bolay to setting complete thi aur us ghar main aik tree kay saath laga diya (i think us main pehlay say aik keel tha) khair meri fielding aa gaye us jagah... ball gaye to main gaya aur zoor say bola "aray yeh kiya" ab bhi saray nahi aye main nay sub ko bulaya idhar aao aur dekho... woh aye.. ab jo letter parha to aik ki to usi waqt jaan nikli aur ghar ki taraf bhaaga... 
main nay usko bari mushkil say rok kar samjhaya keh yaar main nay hi likha tha... warna woh apnay parents ko bata deta to meri baisti honi thi 
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.. aur phir un ko bulaya k aajao .. ab wo aye .. n as expected meray dost nay atay hi glass say pani piya .. us ka taste moun mai atay hi us nay glass rakha .. aur foran dousra glass pakra k ye sahi pani hoga .. aur taste theek ho jaye ga moun ka .. bt us mai aur zyada namak .. us nay wo pani phainka .. aur aik khali glass mai jug say pani dala aur peenay lga .. n then .. he was YUCK! .. lolz .. we laffed a lot .. aur wo yaar ye sab pani mai namak q hai .. .. .. mai nay aik ghanti pakri kahi say .. us k saath aik dhagha (thread) baandha aur us ko ooper say hang kiya un k room k paas .. aur apnay room mai hilanay say wo ring hoti .. .. ab bhabi was thinking .. MethanE to ooper chala gya hai .. phir ye itni kareeb bell kon bja raha hai .. phir aik dum aik cheekh sunayi di .. .. us k baad phir meri full time class hoi .. .. .. recently kch ghar mai construction ki aur aik room jo kafi arsay say use nahi krtay thay us ko b use krna shuru kr diya . ab us room k baray mai ye tha k waha koi BABA JEE rehtay hain .. etc stuff .. kitchen us room k saath hi tha .. ab bhabi waha khana paka rahi aur me us weekend ghar gya hoa tha .. bhabi show nahi krti thi bt ander say un ko dar lgta tha waha akelay khanay pakanay say .. so i was there aur un ki help kr raha tha .. k achanak me nay ahista ahista moun mai "ALAH-O-AKBAR" ki awazain nikali .. ab bhabi nay me ko dekha n i was :-1-think: (wat happend .. ??) .. she thought k MethanE to idhr me say baatain kr raha hai phir ye awaz kaha say .. .. pehlay to idhr udhr dekha .. n phir chup kr k dousray room mai chali gai widout completing the cooking .. ab mera udhr kharay huns huns k bura haal k achanak bhabi aayi full gussay mai aur tujhay sharam nahi aati .. mai to dar hi gai thi - i said "daranay k liye hi to kiya tha .. is mai sharmana kaisa" .. .. ..
.. .. good 1
.. me k JIN ko b nahi pta tha k us nay bed say hr cheez utha kr sirf BED SHEET BICHAYI hoi hai .. .. bs jee .. bed sheet ka sahara lay kr me FLOOR say THA! .. :(
.. me k JIN ko b nahi pta tha k us nay bed say hr cheez utha kr sirf BED SHEET BICHAYI hoi hai .. .. bs jee .. bed sheet ka sahara lay kr me FLOOR say THA! .. :( aww
) cell fone ringed .. it was from his home .. now me n my uet friend was sitting silently while he was talking at home .. suddent .. uetian said in feminine voice .. "choro mujay kya kar rahay ho" .. .. i -> .. is k baad jo hum logou nay dialogs maray .. .. aur us ki ghar say bisti start .. .. k tm kis k saath o .. kidhr ho .. ab baar kahay me dost k saat hou uet mai .. mager na jee .. wo kahain k phir ye awazain kaisi .. ..
.. i din knew that the rod is in my back .. i just felt that i am down .. on the other hand my other friends were liftiing me up an dsyaing "araam say .. " .. i was WTH .. "ye itnay aram say achanak meray pr mehrbaan q hoing" .. khr .. wen i got up .. me ko phir qamar mai THANDAK ka ehsaas hoa .. n wen i tried to move my shoulder i felt pain .. .. khr is k baat stiches wghairr .. bt after that my friend never tried this again on me ..
) cell fone ringed .. it was from his home .. now me n my uet friend was sitting silently while he was talking at home .. suddent .. uetian said in feminine voice .. "choro mujay kya kar rahay ho" .. .. i -> .. is k baad jo hum logou nay dialogs maray .. .. aur us ki ghar say bisti start .. .. k tm kis k saath o .. kidhr ho .. ab baar kahay me dost k saat hou uet mai .. mager na jee .. wo kahain k phir ye awazain kaisi .. ..
.. .. one day me and uetian watching the card suddenly we saw a card which was like .. "hello sikh .. get well soon" .. (sikh was ill those days ..) .. i said to him .. wat if we send this card to him VIA POST .. and try to make an impression as if it was from a girl .. .. we both agreed .. we bought the card and did this .. (after lot of planning .. k kis POST BOX say send kray .. wat shud be the writing style .. wat shud be words which can attract him in a decent way .. etc ) .. .. who is she .. the best part was wen he used to show us the card and try to analyse wat she wrote and how she wrote .. and me n uetian ander say huns rahay hotay thay .. k hum ko pakarnay ki koshish kr raha hai .. .. hum nay writing style b change rakha hoa tha .. aur sab kch soch samjh kr likhtay thay .. .. n one day in hostel .. uetian accidentally disclose the FACT .. .. :( .. bohat afsoos hoa k humaray paas aik time paas krnay ki cheez miss hog ai ..
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...my mum& dad weren't at home 
...or unhoon nay kaha k ghar say bahir nahi jana or frnds k saath ghar main khailna hay 
....(sab say buri baat lagti thi) 
...so un main say aik nay kaha k kyun na phone par nmbrs dial kr kk baat kartay hain loogoon say.... 
me nay kaha go for it ..sounds fun 
...or me nmbr dial karoon ghalat...or kutch dial ho jayian or hum nay itna tang kia k bas....hass hass k bura haal...or mostly baray uncles type say baat ki...
or kafi to dadi k doost bhi thay )
.. .. one day me and uetian watching the card suddenly we saw a card which was like .. "hello sikh .. get well soon" .. (sikh was ill those days ..) .. i said to him .. wat if we send this card to him VIA POST .. and try to make an impression as if it was from a girl .. .. we both agreed .. we bought the card and did this .. (after lot of planning .. k kis POST BOX say send kray .. wat shud be the writing style .. wat shud be words which can attract him in a decent way .. etc ) .. .. who is she .. the best part was wen he used to show us the card and try to analyse wat she wrote and how she wrote .. and me n uetian ander say huns rahay hotay thay .. k hum ko pakarnay ki koshish kr raha hai .. .. hum nay writing style b change rakha hoa tha .. aur sab kch soch samjh kr likhtay thay .. .. n one day in hostel .. uetian accidentally disclose the FACT .. .. :( .. bohat afsoos hoa k humaray paas aik time paas krnay ki cheez miss hog ai .. .. i din knew that the rod is in my back .. i just felt that i am down .. on the other hand my other friends were liftiing me up an dsyaing "araam say .. " .. i was WTH .. "ye itnay aram say achanak meray pr mehrbaan q hoing" .. khr .. wen i got up .. me ko phir qamar mai THANDAK ka ehsaas hoa .. n wen i tried to move my shoulder i felt pain .. .. khr is k baat stiches wghairr .. bt after that my friend never tried this again on me .. 
unko maloom ho jata hai k kaam meka hai isko current laga hai shayad mamoo woh rota reh gya n usko khud b nahi maloom hua k woh current kis ne mara tha
sukur karain jamal gota nahi mila diya irada yehe tha leken bus apne ghar ke wash room per taras agaya phir bosi se yeh hota hia ke moh main jaker wo phooul jati hia ..jab wo humne sub ko chamch bhur bhur khilaye tu sub ke moh main phoul gaye ab jab wo bolna chahain or bol na paye tu larki ki bhabhi hamare peche par gaye... hum agey agey wo hamare peche peche akhir kaar hum ami ke peche chupey or end main hum ne jhag wala spray hota hai wo bhi kardiya in per..aj bhi hum hanstey hain ke wo hamare peche kaise bhag rahe thi 
in cheezon k naam *new lag rahay hain....me ko nahi pata in ka....but story looks fuuny
phir maine aik aur bar pakar ke hilaya
mera bas nahin chal raha tha ke uth ke
aise phir buht khaincha taani hui phir akhir main iss se pehly k uski maa aati usko de dia wapis
n muje bht dard hua so jab mera dosra couzin aya rm mein tou meine kaha "arey asad tv ko on kar hum sab ko deikhna hei plzz" so usneh kaha " teek hei Sairah abi lagata hn" so mje bht hasi rahi ti q ki mein janti ti k mera maqsad kya ta tv deikhna nhi balke usseh current laga tou muje maza ai so woh gaye tv ko on karne aur usseh current laga mein hum sab has rahei teh aur usseh bht gussa aya mein bht dar gaye k oh no abb kya hoga lkin bechare neh maaf kiya aur kch nhi kaha lkin uske chera ko jab sab neh deikha tu deikhne k like ta
.. .. aur phir un ko bulaya k aajao .. ab wo aye .. n as expected meray dost nay atay hi glass say pani piya .. us ka taste moun mai atay hi us nay glass rakha .. aur foran dousra glass pakra k ye sahi pani hoga .. aur taste theek ho jaye ga moun ka .. bt us mai aur zyada namak .. us nay wo pani phainka .. aur aik khali glass mai jug say pani dala aur peenay lga .. n then .. he was YUCK! .. lolz .. we laffed a lot .. aur wo yaar ye sab pani mai namak q hai .. .. .. mai nay aik ghanti pakri kahi say .. us k saath aik dhagha (thread) baandha aur us ko ooper say hang kiya un k room k paas .. aur apnay room mai hilanay say wo ring hoti .. .. ab bhabi was thinking .. MethanE to ooper chala gya hai .. phir ye itni kareeb bell kon bja raha hai .. phir aik dum aik cheekh sunayi di .. .. us k baad phir meri full time class hoi .. .. 
.. recently kch ghar mai construction ki aur aik room jo kafi arsay say use nahi krtay thay us ko b use krna shuru kr diya . ab us room k baray mai ye tha k waha koi BABA JEE rehtay hain .. etc stuff .. kitchen us room k saath hi tha .. ab bhabi waha khana paka rahi aur me us weekend ghar gya hoa tha .. bhabi show nahi krti thi bt ander say un ko dar lgta tha waha akelay khanay pakanay say .. so i was there aur un ki help kr raha tha .. k achanak me nay ahista ahista moun mai "ALAH-O-AKBAR" ki awazain nikali .. ab bhabi nay me ko dekha n i was :-1-think: (wat happend .. ??) .. she thought k MethanE to idhr me say baatain kr raha hai phir ye awaz kaha say .. .. pehlay to idhr udhr dekha .. n phir chup kr k dousray room mai chali gai widout completing the cooking .. ab mera udhr kharay huns huns k bura haal k achanak bhabi aayi full gussay mai aur tujhay sharam nahi aati .. mai to dar hi gai thi - i said "daranay k liye hi to kiya tha .. is mai sharmana kaisa" .. 
.. ..
aur janay kahan say red ink lay kar us par drops bhi gira diye keh blood lagay... aur us letter ko khoob press bhi kiya... aur meri writing to pehlay hi "jino" wali hai.. bolay to setting complete thi aur us ghar main aik tree kay saath laga diya (i think us main pehlay say aik keel tha) khair meri fielding aa gaye us jagah... ball gaye to main gaya aur zoor say bola "aray yeh kiya" ab bhi saray nahi aye main nay sub ko bulaya idhar aao aur dekho... woh aye.. ab jo letter parha to aik ki to usi waqt jaan nikli aur ghar ki taraf bhaaga... main nay usko bari mushkil say rok kar samjhaya keh yaar main nay hi likha tha... warna woh apnay parents ko bata deta to meri baisti honi thi .. me k JIN ko b nahi pta tha k us nay bed say hr cheez utha kr sirf BED SHEET BICHAYI hoi hai .. .. bs jee .. bed sheet ka sahara lay kr me FLOOR say THA! .. :( 
) cell fone ringed .. it was from his home .. now me n my uet friend was sitting silently while he was talking at home .. suddent .. uetian said in feminine voice .. "choro mujay kya kar rahay ho" .. .. i -> yaar maun main dard hogaya hans hans ke .. aur us ki ghar say bisti start .. .. k tm kis k saath o .. kidhr ho .. ab baar kahay me dost k saat hou uet mai .. mager na jee .. wo kahain k phir ye awazain kaisi .. .. bechara yar aqalmandi ki bhi had hoti hai 
.. i din knew that the rod is in my back .. i just felt that i am down .. on the other hand my other friends were liftiing me up an dsyaing "araam say .. " .. i was WTH .. "ye itnay aram say achanak meray pr mehrbaan q hoing" .. khr .. wen i got up .. me ko phir qamar mai THANDAK ka ehsaas hoa .. n wen i tried to move my shoulder i felt pain .. .. khr is k baat stiches wghairr .. bt after that my friend never tried this again on me ..
.. .. one day me and uetian watching the card suddenly we saw a card which was like .. "hello sikh .. get well soon" .. (sikh was ill those days ..) .. i said to him .. wat if we send this card to him VIA POST .. and try to make an impression as if it was from a girl .. .. we both agreed .. we bought the card and did this .. (after lot of planning .. k kis POST BOX say send kray .. wat shud be the writing style .. wat shud be words which can attract him in a decent way .. etc ) .. .. who is she .. the best part was wen he used to show us the card and try to analyse wat she wrote and how she wrote .. and me n uetian ander say huns rahay hotay thay .. k hum ko pakarnay ki koshish kr raha hai .. .. hum nay writing style b change rakha hoa tha .. aur sab kch soch samjh kr likhtay thay .. .. n one day in hostel .. uetian accidentally disclose the FACT .. .. :( .. bohat afsoos hoa k humaray paas aik time paas krnay ki cheez miss hog ai ..
...my mum& dad weren't at home ...or unhoon nay kaha k ghar say bahir nahi jana or frnds k saath ghar main khailna hay ....(sab say buri baat lagti thi) ...so un main say aik nay kaha k kyun na phone par nmbrs dial kr kk baat kartay hain loogoon say.... me nay kaha go for it ..sounds fun ...or me nmbr dial karoon ghalat...or kutch dial ho jayian or hum nay itna tang kia k bas....hass hass k bura haal...or mostly baray uncles type say baat ki... or kafi to dadi k doost bhi thay )