Full Version: 99 Secrets Guys Have To Know About Girls
1.When it comes to looks, you don't have to be a movie star, just don't be a slob.
2.Girls don't flirt, & if they do they are trying to make you jealous so that you can pay attention to them.
3. Girls are devoted to one person only for the rest of their lives.
4.Don't say you understand when you don't.
5.Girls like to be held, NOT fondled.
6.Girls are more sensitive than guys so watch what you say and do.
7.We like to be treated WITH respect.
8.We like it when you call when you say your going to call.
9.When we say or neck or back or something else hurts you should offer to make it feel better (give us a massage).
10.When you brake-up with us DON'T do it over the Internet and explain why your breaking up with us and tell the truth don't lie about it.
11.If there's something we're doing wrong then tell us NOT your friends, we're the ones that can change it your friends can't.
12.When we go out to dinner DON'T pick the cheapest restaurant.
13. DON'T force us to do something otherwise you'll NEVER get it.
14. DON'T ask us what's wrong unless you want to know the honest to God answer.
15.If you don't want us to hate you forever don't let us find out about your other girlfriend in simple terms DON'T EVER CHEAT ON US.
16.You don't ALWAYS have to be right.
17.Except us and love us for who we are NOT who you want us to be.
18.If we talk to another guy it's NOT cheating.
19.When we brake up DON'T lie to your friends and say we broke up with you when YOU broke up with us.
20.When our best friend is a guy it doesn't mean that we like them.
21.When we say call me it means as soon as possible NOT 2 or 3 days later.
22.When we ask what your thinking we just want to know if your thinking about us.
23.Just because your friends don't like us doesn't mean you have to break up with us, you're the one going out with us not them.
24.DON'T judge us on looks because looks DON'T matter it's what we're like on the inside NOT the outside.
25.DON'T get mad over something stupid because you'll be ruining it for yourself NOT us.
26.When we say we don't feel good we really mean we need you to make us feel better.
27. We think about you ALL the time.
28.When we say we're tired put your arm around us and cuddle with us so we can put our head on your shoulder.
29.Don't EVER lie to us about ANYTHING, you know we'll find out eventually.
30.Don't always expect us to call you, the phone works both way, you know the drill!!
31.I love you is a big step, DON'T say it unless you really mean it.
32.Come and pick us up when we need you to, most of the time we just miss you a lot and want to see you!
33.Most of the things you do reflects back on us in some way...or efects us in some way...DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
34.Don't make bets about us we ALWAYS find out.
35.Be there for us.
36.When we brake up DON'T go after my best friend.
37.We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
38.We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
39.We are DrAmA queens.
40. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
41.We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paint ball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
42.Even if you think it is cool to burp, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
43.Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
44.You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
45.It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
46.Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
47.Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
48.Hold our hand.
49.We are not your all-night restaurant.Have your dinner on time.
50.If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed.
51.If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
52.Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
53.Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
54.Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
55.We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
56.Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
57.If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
58.Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
59.we're creatures of mystery.
60.We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
61.The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
62.If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
63.No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
64.One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
65.We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
66.If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
67.you should know that girls are different and want different things.
68.We don't want a man who is indifferent;we want him to show some more emotion when something is bothering him or when he is happy.
69.Girls are also drawn to confident men who are assertive , positive and don't dither.
70.Girls want thoughtful guys.
71.Girls are attracted to a guy with a good sense of humor.
72.Girls grow up on fairy tales of fair maidens and knights in shining armor.
73.Girls are shy.
74.We like you well dressed.
75.Birthdays and anniversaries should always be remembered.
76.Make us feel special, and we’ll go to the ends of the earth for you.
77.We wish guys wouldn't talk down to us about topics they think are guy things. Who made technology and sports exclusively their domain.
78.girls just want a guy who is willing to listen.
79.Girls especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
80.Girls will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
81.Girls love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
82.Girls need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
83.Girls hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
84.Girls can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
85.Girls will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
86."Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
87. Girls want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All girl seek equality with guys until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
88.Girls cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
89.A girl will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
90.If a boy goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a girl goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
91.Girls seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
92.Girls always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
93.Girls love to talk on the phone. A girl can visit her friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
94.Girls hate guys who act like Mr.Big.
95. Girls want to be emotionally fulfilled.
96.Most girls are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most guys are retrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
97.When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight.
98.When a relationship ends, a girl will cry and pour her heart out to her friends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.
99.A girl in love is strong in her heart - strong to give love and to absorb love. strong to heal, strong to absorb aggression and dissolve in love until peace is all over our entire creation.
GIRLS, HAVE A LOOK AT THIS 
Now dis is called... Full Toss Panga ! 
Awsum Soz ... we got ur back
Awsum Soz ... we got ur back
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jan 24 2008, 12:33 AM) [snapback]2684496[/snapback]
Now dis is called... Full Toss Panga !
Awsum Soz ... we got ur back
Awsum Soz ... we got ur back
Abb attack k liye tayar rahein sab...
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 24 2008, 12:34 AM) [snapback]2684500[/snapback]
Abb attack k liye tayar rahein sab...
Panga to Panga kia
sara kuch hum hi jantay rehain??? khud kabhi na janana... har cheez main larkiyon ko hi benefit kyun milta hai... why do we have to live by ur rules???
Secrets?? 
these are RULES 
good ones by the way!!
these are RULES good ones by the way!!
I nearly slept reading all 99
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 24 2008, 02:24 AM) [snapback]2684487[/snapback]
1.When it comes to looks, you don't have to be a movie star, just don't be a slob.
2.Girls don't flirt, & if they do they are trying to make you jealous so that you can pay attention to them.
3. Girls are devoted to one person only for the rest of their lives.
4.Don't say you understand when you don't.
5.Girls like to be held, NOT fondled.
6.Girls are more sensitive than guys so watch what you say and do.
7.We like to be treated WITH respect.
8.We like it when you call when you say your going to call.
9.When we say or neck or back or something else hurts you should offer to make it feel better (give us a massage).
10.When you brake-up with us DON'T do it over the Internet and explain why your breaking up with us and tell the truth don't lie about it.
11.If there's something we're doing wrong then tell us NOT your friends, we're the ones that can change it your friends can't.
12.When we go out to dinner DON'T pick the cheapest restaurant.
13. DON'T force us to do something otherwise you'll NEVER get it.
14. DON'T ask us what's wrong unless you want to know the honest to God answer.
15.If you don't want us to hate you forever don't let us find out about your other girlfriend in simple terms DON'T EVER CHEAT ON US.
16.You don't ALWAYS have to be right.
17.Except us and love us for who we are NOT who you want us to be.
18.If we talk to another guy it's NOT cheating.
19.When we brake up DON'T lie to your friends and say we broke up with you when YOU broke up with us.
20.When our best friend is a guy it doesn't mean that we like them.
21.When we say call me it means as soon as possible NOT 2 or 3 days later.
22.When we ask what your thinking we just want to know if your thinking about us.
23.Just because your friends don't like us doesn't mean you have to break up with us, you're the one going out with us not them.
24.DON'T judge us on looks because looks DON'T matter it's what we're like on the inside NOT the outside.
25.DON'T get mad over something stupid because you'll be ruining it for yourself NOT us.
26.When we say we don't feel good we really mean we need you to make us feel better.
27. We think about you ALL the time.
28.When we say we're tired put your arm around us and cuddle with us so we can put our head on your shoulder.
29.Don't EVER lie to us about ANYTHING, you know we'll find out eventually.
30.Don't always expect us to call you, the phone works both way, you know the drill!!
31.I love you is a big step, DON'T say it unless you really mean it.
32.Come and pick us up when we need you to, most of the time we just miss you a lot and want to see you!
33.Most of the things you do reflects back on us in some way...or efects us in some way...DON'T DO ANYTHING STUPID.
34.Don't make bets about us we ALWAYS find out.
35.Be there for us.
36.When we brake up DON'T go after my best friend.
37.We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
38.We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
39.We are DrAmA queens.
40. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.
41.We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paint ball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
42.Even if you think it is cool to burp, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
43.Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
44.You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
45.It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
46.Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
47.Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
48.Hold our hand.
49.We are not your all-night restaurant.Have your dinner on time.
50.If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed.
51.If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
52.Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
53.Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintenance.
54.Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
55.We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
56.Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
57.If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
58.Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
59.we're creatures of mystery.
60.We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
61.The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
62.If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
63.No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
64.One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
65.We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
66.If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...
67.you should know that girls are different and want different things.
68.We don't want a man who is indifferent;we want him to show some more emotion when something is bothering him or when he is happy.
69.Girls are also drawn to confident men who are assertive , positive and don't dither.
70.Girls want thoughtful guys.
71.Girls are attracted to a guy with a good sense of humor.
72.Girls grow up on fairy tales of fair maidens and knights in shining armor.
73.Girls are shy.
74.We like you well dressed.
75.Birthdays and anniversaries should always be remembered.
76.Make us feel special, and we’ll go to the ends of the earth for you.
77.We wish guys wouldn't talk down to us about topics they think are guy things. Who made technology and sports exclusively their domain.
78.girls just want a guy who is willing to listen.
79.Girls especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
80.Girls will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
81.Girls love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
82.Girls need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
83.Girls hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
84.Girls can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
85.Girls will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
86."Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-language than it does in man-language.
87. Girls want equal rights, but you rarely hear them clamoring to be let into the draft to cover the responsibilities that go with those rights. All girl seek equality with guys until it comes to sharing the closet, taking out the trash, and picking up the check.
88.Girls cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
89.A girl will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
90.If a boy goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a girl goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
91.Girls seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
92.Girls always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip.
93.Girls love to talk on the phone. A girl can visit her friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
94.Girls hate guys who act like Mr.Big.
95. Girls want to be emotionally fulfilled.
96.Most girls are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most guys are retrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
97.When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight.
98.When a relationship ends, a girl will cry and pour her heart out to her friends, and she will write a poem titled "All Men Are Idiots". Then she will get on with her life.
99.A girl in love is strong in her heart - strong to give love and to absorb love. strong to heal, strong to absorb aggression and dissolve in love until peace is all over our entire creation.
'dar jawaab aaN ghazal' to khoob hai lekin.....
lekin...
lekin....
yeh guyz sodharnay walay hargiz nahi haiN.
Nice effort SOZ.. we are wid you 
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Jan 24 2008, 09:23 AM) [snapback]2684689[/snapback]
'dar jawaab aaN ghazal' to khoob hai lekin.....
lekin...
lekin....
yeh guyz sodharnay walay hargiz nahi haiN.
lekin...
lekin....
yeh guyz sodharnay walay hargiz nahi haiN.
Bhai yeh aap hamari taraf se bol rahe hain ya hamare khilaaf
QUOTE(Loner Tech @ Jan 24 2008, 08:45 AM) [snapback]2684683[/snapback]
I nearly slept reading all 99
u read all of em???
Well I atleast tried to but damn am lazy
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Jan 24 2008, 08:53 AM) [snapback]2684689[/snapback]
'dar jawaab aaN ghazal' to khoob hai lekin.....
lekin...
lekin....
yeh guyz sodharnay walay hargiz nahi haiN.
lekin...
lekin....
yeh guyz sodharnay walay hargiz nahi haiN.
aap bhi ...............
Saray Boys yeh batain apnay Pallu se OopSsSs apni tie se bandh lain
QUOTE(Loner Tech @ Jan 24 2008, 04:40 PM) [snapback]2685379[/snapback]
Well I atleast tried to but damn am lazy
phewww u got me worried for a sec
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 24 2008, 04:51 PM) [snapback]2685392[/snapback]
Saray Boys yeh batain apnay Pallu se OopSsSs apni tie se bandh lain
itnay "vailay" nahi hain
Nice
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