Types of Boys (computer humor)
CD-ROM Boys:
Once stamped, they cannot be erased & filled by new data.
EMAIL BOYS:
Always eager to scam.(Real fraud which costs its victim anywhere from a few thousand dollars up to hundreds of thousands.)
HARD DISK BOYS:
Full of flirt files. FOREVER
INTERNET BOYS:
Keeps disconnecting when most needed.
MULTIMEDIA BOYS:
Needs upgrading all the time.
SCREEN SAVER BOYS:
Shows off fake side of their personality.
RAM BOYS:
Gets infected by virus easily. Mainly infects .GF, .PAROSAN files.
WINDOW BOYS:
Trying to dominate other operating systems.
SERVER BOYS:
Shows error 503:(Service Unavailable) whenever you ask to go for shopping.
VIRUS BOYS:
Also know as 'HUSBAND' virus, visits are unexpected, damaging your resources when aggravated.They often cause erratic behavior which may lead to relationship crashes & love loss.