Peacemaker
Jan 24 2008, 02:34 AM
15 PIECES OF ADVICE FOR WOMAN
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in nappies.
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2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
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3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
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4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
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5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
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7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
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8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
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10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
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11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
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12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
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13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him cheque books .
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14. Remember a sense of humour does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
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15. Sadly, all men are created equal!
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Peacemaker
Jan 24 2008, 02:47 AM
bulaoo bulaoo.......
jab panga lia to darna kia
tenha_saima
Jan 24 2008, 02:51 AM
Peacemaker
Jan 24 2008, 02:53 AM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 24 2008, 12:49 AM) [snapback]2684531[/snapback]
Bus abhi aayi iss anti-post k saath 
unh kahin say duwan uthra hai

aray yeah to aag lagi hai
Peacemaker
Jan 24 2008, 02:59 AM
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 24 2008, 12:57 AM) [snapback]2684554[/snapback]
hmmmmm 
halka halka sa dhuan yahan bhi nazar aaraha ahi
Gn0m3r.X
Jan 25 2008, 02:13 AM
Dude from where do u get all this crap??
Peacemaker
Jan 25 2008, 03:24 AM
QUOTE(Loner Tech @ Jan 25 2008, 12:13 AM) [snapback]2685914[/snapback]
Dude from where do u get all this crap??
crap...... oh realy?
well its realy nice to you 3rd time on this crap..................
Kashif
Jan 25 2008, 07:22 PM
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jan 24 2008, 02:51 AM) [snapback]2684538[/snapback]
...waitin janab ... tab tak zara hum cross fire kar lain
iss par bhi larro gi larkiyooon
zara ghaur say parrhoo.............iss post mein tumharay khilaf batein nahin hain bulke tumharay liyay kaam ki baatein hain
Peacemaker
Jan 26 2008, 01:46 AM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 25 2008, 05:22 PM) [snapback]2687150[/snapback]
iss par bhi larro gi larkiyooon
zara ghaur say parrhoo.............iss post mein tumharay khilaf batein nahin hain bulke tumharay liyay kaam ki baatein hain

haahahah bilkul sahi farmaya
Kashif
Jan 26 2008, 04:32 PM
QUOTE(Peacemaker @ Jan 26 2008, 01:46 AM) [snapback]2687584[/snapback]
haahahah bilkul sahi farmaya

shukriya
Peacemaker
Jan 27 2008, 01:36 AM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 26 2008, 02:32 PM) [snapback]2688661[/snapback]
shukriya

waisay aab tak to is ki bhi anti post bana li hogi larkion nay they all are copy master.
Thirsty Sea
Jan 27 2008, 02:29 PM
hamray he section mien akay hamaray he khilaf post............. kia sabit karna chahtay ho ap larkay
Kashif
Jan 27 2008, 07:36 PM
QUOTE(Peacemaker @ Jan 27 2008, 01:36 AM) [snapback]2689147[/snapback]
waisay aab tak to is ki bhi anti post bana li hogi larkion nay they all are copy master.
hehe
laikin yeh to in kay khilaf nahin hay .........main to samjha samjha kar thak gaya
Peacemaker
Jan 28 2008, 12:27 AM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 27 2008, 05:36 PM) [snapback]2690029[/snapback]
hehe
laikin yeh to in kay khilaf nahin hay .........main to samjha samjha kar thak gaya

broz agar in main itni samajh hoti to yeah yahan hotin
Kashif
Jan 28 2008, 09:33 AM
QUOTE(Peacemaker @ Jan 28 2008, 12:27 AM) [snapback]2690486[/snapback]
broz agar in main itni samajh hoti to yeah yahan hotin

haha

yaar thori bohat samajh to hoti hay
Kashif
Jan 28 2008, 09:34 AM
QUOTE(Thirsty Sea @ Jan 27 2008, 02:29 PM) [snapback]2689621[/snapback]
hamray he section mien akay hamaray he khilaf post............. kia sabit karna chahtay ho ap larkay

aap kay khilaf nahin hay .....ghaur sa parrhain
copycat
Jan 28 2008, 09:55 AM
QUOTE
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types
Peacemaker
Jan 28 2008, 11:52 PM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Jan 28 2008, 07:33 AM) [snapback]2690759[/snapback]
haha

yaar thori bohat samajh to hoti hay
hahahah
nahi nahi thori hoti hai per yeah usko hi bahoot samajhti hain
Kashif
Jan 29 2008, 04:11 PM
QUOTE(Peacemaker @ Jan 28 2008, 11:52 PM) [snapback]2691991[/snapback]
hahahah
nahi nahi thori hoti hai per yeah usko hi bahoot samajhti hain
haaN thik kaha