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* SOZ *
Jan 30 2008, 03:59 AM

Saraj ko biryani bohot pasand thi,ittifaaq say aik dawat mein unhein biryani khanay ko mil gayi aur khoob pait bhar kar khayi. iss waja say tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi. Woh Doctor k paas gaye to doc nay kaha k aapko badhazmi ho gayi hai,yeh goli khayein zaroor afaqah hoga.

Saraj hairat say doc ko dekhtay huay bolay "Doc sahab, agar iss goli jitni meray pait mein gunja'ish hoti to mein biryani na kha leita". poster_oops.gif
aaminah
Jan 30 2008, 05:56 AM
lol3.gif lol3.gif

1-think.gif phir dr nay kia kaha tha ?? E9.gif
Sensitive
Jan 30 2008, 05:58 AM
gig.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 30 2008, 08:15 AM
E9.gif E9.gif
isi liye muje roz kehtay rehtay hain aao Jinnah super chaltey hain lol3.gif kia muje bhi biryani khila ker bemar karna hia apni tarha paseena.gif
~Saraj~
Jan 30 2008, 10:02 AM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 30 2008, 03:59 AM) [snapback]2694007[/snapback]
Saraj ko biryani bohot pasand thi,ittifaaq say aik dawat mein unhein biryani khanay ko mil gayi aur khoob pait bhar kar khayi. iss waja say tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi. Woh Doctor k paas gaye to doc nay kaha k aapko badhazmi ho gayi hai,yeh goli khayein zaroor afaqah hoga.

Saraj hairat say doc ko dekhtay huay bolay "Doc sahab, agar iss goli jitni meray pait mein gunja'ish hoti to mein biryani na kha leita". poster_oops.gif


Soz aap ki malomaat intehai naqis heyn Saraj ko Biryani sey zyada speggetties aur Palao sab sy zyada pasand heyn thapar.gif

Wesey bhi Saraj ko goli dena itna asaan kam nahin D.gif

~Saraj~
Jan 30 2008, 10:07 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 30 2008, 08:15 AM) [snapback]2694060[/snapback]
E9.gif E9.gif
isi liye muje roz kehtay rehtay hain aao Jinnah super chaltey hain lol3.gif kia muje bhi biryani khila ker bemar karna hia apni tarha paseena.gif


Izzat to logon ko raas hi nahin aati smack.gif bhai tumhen Jinnah Super meyn soup ki offer ki thi aur dinner ki "Cave" meyn biryani ki nahin 0-17_wink.gif

Abb tum mat ana merey pass meyn aata hon tumharey pass threaten.gif
Abu Adnan
Jan 30 2008, 10:23 AM
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Jan 30 2008, 10:07 AM) [snapback]2694141[/snapback]
Izzat to logon ko raas hi nahin aati smack.gif bhai tumhen Jinnah Super meyn soup ki offer ki thi aur dinner ki "Cave" meyn biryani ki nahin 0-17_wink.gif

Abb tum mat ana merey pass meyn aata hon tumharey pass threaten.gif


icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 30 2008, 08:58 PM
QUOTE(aaminah @ Jan 30 2008, 03:56 AM) [snapback]2694056[/snapback]
lol3.gif lol3.gif

1-think.gif phir dr nay kia kaha tha ?? E9.gif


phir syrup likh kar diya tha gig.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 30 2008, 09:02 PM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 30 2008, 06:15 AM) [snapback]2694060[/snapback]
E9.gif E9.gif
isi liye muje roz kehtay rehtay hain aao Jinnah super chaltey hain lol3.gif kia muje bhi biryani khila ker bemar karna hia apni tarha paseena.gif


acha to yeh baat hai... KS aap samajhdaar ho pait mein goli jitni gunja'ish rakh leina.... lol3.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 30 2008, 09:04 PM
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Jan 30 2008, 08:02 AM) [snapback]2694135[/snapback]
Soz aap ki malomaat intehai naqis heyn Saraj ko Biryani sey zyada speggetties aur Palao sab sy zyada pasand heyn thapar.gif

Wesey bhi Saraj ko goli dena itna asaan kam nahin D.gif


dunno.gif koi baat nahi nasal to aik hai na; chahay biryani ho ya pulao...

yahan aap nay yaqeenan haazmay ki goli ki baat nahi ki... poster_oops.gif

ziddi
Jan 30 2008, 10:13 PM
Saraj bhai main biryani bohat maze ki banati ho poster_oops.gif

nice joke SOZ gig.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 09:09 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 30 2008, 08:15 AM) [snapback]2694060[/snapback]
E9.gif E9.gif
isi liye muje roz kehtay rehtay hain aao Jinnah super chaltey hain lol3.gif kia muje bhi biryani khila ker bemar karna hia apni tarha paseena.gif


unho ne aap ko biryani khilani nhi ho gi balke aap se biryani khani ho gi gig.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 09:10 AM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 30 2008, 03:59 AM) [snapback]2694007[/snapback]
Saraj ko biryani bohot pasand thi,ittifaaq say aik dawat mein unhein biryani khanay ko mil gayi aur khoob pait bhar kar khayi. iss waja say tabiyat zyada kharab ho gayi. Woh Doctor k paas gaye to doc nay kaha k aapko badhazmi ho gayi hai,yeh goli khayein zaroor afaqah hoga.

Saraj hairat say doc ko dekhtay huay bolay "Doc sahab, agar iss goli jitni meray pait mein gunja'ish hoti to mein biryani na kha leita". poster_oops.gif

bechari biryani kis k hath aa gai poster_oops.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 09:12 AM
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Jan 30 2008, 10:07 AM) [snapback]2694141[/snapback]
Izzat to logon ko raas hi nahin aati smack.gif bhai tumhen Jinnah Super meyn soup ki offer ki thi aur dinner ki "Cave" meyn biryani ki nahin 0-17_wink.gif

Abb tum mat ana merey pass meyn aata hon tumharey pass threaten.gif

biryani khane gig.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 09:27 AM
QUOTE(~Saraj~ @ Jan 30 2008, 10:07 AM) [snapback]2694141[/snapback]
Izzat to logon ko raas hi nahin aati smack.gif bhai tumhen Jinnah Super meyn soup ki offer ki thi aur dinner ki "Cave" meyn biryani ki nahin 0-17_wink.gif

Abb tum mat ana merey pass meyn aata hon tumharey pass threaten.gif

dinner main biryani bhi to ho sakti hai na dear poster_oops.gif
haye cave 0-love.gif han zaroor uss cave main dinner karain gey laikan weekend per icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 09:28 AM
QUOTE(Abu Adnan @ Jan 30 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]2694157[/snapback]
icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif

rafy bhai yousaf bhai ko bhi sath ley ker ana inki bhi pait pooja karain gey icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 09:29 AM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 30 2008, 09:02 PM) [snapback]2694879[/snapback]
acha to yeh baat hai... KS aap samajhdaar ho pait mein goli jitni gunja'ish rakh leina.... lol3.gif

Je behtar poster_oops.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 09:30 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 09:09 AM) [snapback]2695439[/snapback]
unho ne aap ko biryani khilani nhi ho gi balke aap se biryani khani ho gi gig.gif

koi bat nahi mere parosi hain udhar kisi b time sood sameet wapas ley lon ga icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 09:31 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 09:12 AM) [snapback]2695445[/snapback]
biryani khane gig.gif

nahi savour plao gig.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:20 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 09:30 AM) [snapback]2695480[/snapback]
koi bat nahi mere parosi hain udhar kisi b time sood sameet wapas ley lon ga icon_peace.gif

matleb u bhi biryani lover...saraj k jese gig.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:23 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 09:31 AM) [snapback]2695483[/snapback]
nahi savour plao gig.gif

matleb pehle u log J S ki biryani khatam karo ge then savour ka palao 0-16_angry.gif
ek hi jagah hai jaha se fit pala milta hai us ka bhi tum logo ne khatam ker dena hai 0-sosad.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:23 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:20 AM) [snapback]2695559[/snapback]
matleb u bhi biryani lover...saraj k jese gig.gif

aray nahi hum to faqeer loag hian jo mil jaye khaya piya hazam dunno.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:25 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]2695563[/snapback]
matleb pehle u log J S ki biryani khatam karo ge then savour ka palao 0-16_angry.gif
ek hi jagah hai jaha se fit pala milta hai us ka bhi tum logo ne khatam ker dena hai 0-sosad.gif

poster_oops.gif
me ki fav jaga number1.gif
don't u worry Dehli Biryani ki shop apki hoi icon_peace.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:25 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]2695564[/snapback]
aray nahi hum to faqeer loag hian jo mil jaye khaya piya hazam dunno.gif

chalo aaj yeh bhi pata chal gaya jinah super mai faqeeer bhi khane aate hain krakrani.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:30 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:25 AM) [snapback]2695568[/snapback]
chalo aaj yeh bhi pata chal gaya jinah super mai faqeeer bhi khane aate hain krakrani.gif

poster_oops.gif
bus jii mousam kay khail hain sab gig.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:31 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:25 AM) [snapback]2695567[/snapback]
poster_oops.gif
me ki fav jaga number1.gif
don't u worry Dehli Biryani ki shop apki hoi icon_peace.gif

koi nahi koi nahi koi nahi me k only savour chahiye ....Dehli Biryani aap le lo me ko only savour pasand StayAway.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:34 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:31 AM) [snapback]2695580[/snapback]
koi nahi koi nahi koi nahi me k only savour chahiye ....Dehli Biryani aap le lo me ko only savour pasand StayAway.gif

savour per no samjhota nononono.gif han cave walay dinner k baray main socha ja sakta hai icon_peace.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:43 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:30 AM) [snapback]2695578[/snapback]
poster_oops.gif
bus jii mousam kay khail hain sab gig.gif

mosaam k nahi paise k...JS mai khana kisi bhi tym kisi bhi mosam mai khaya ja sakta hai bas jaib bhari ho ya fir koi BAKRA mil jae eusa_dance.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:45 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:34 AM) [snapback]2695584[/snapback]
savour per no samjhota nononono.gif han cave walay dinner k baray main socha ja sakta hai icon_peace.gif

khabadar jo savour me se cheena threaten.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:48 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:43 AM) [snapback]2695588[/snapback]
mosaam k nahi paise k...JS mai khana kisi bhi tym kisi bhi mosam mai khaya ja sakta hai bas jaib bhari ho ya fir koi BAKRA mil jae eusa_dance.gif

m!Ss TrOuBlE jee ap khuch bhi bolain savour palo apko nahi milne wala nana.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 10:52 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:45 AM) [snapback]2695590[/snapback]
khabadar jo savour me se cheena threaten.gif

apko dia kab hai jo cheenon ga gig.gif wo to hum loag khayen gay yippie.gif
ap jayen aur FTM main Yeh wala burger khayen number1.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:58 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:48 AM) [snapback]2695592[/snapback]
m!Ss TrOuBlE jee ap khuch bhi bolain savour palo apko nahi milne wala nana.gif

mmmmaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 0-sosad.gif crying_anim.gif bye2.gif cry.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 10:59 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 10:52 AM) [snapback]2695602[/snapback]
apko dia kab hai jo cheenon ga gig.gif wo to hum loag khayen gay yippie.gif
ap jayen aur FTM main Yeh wala burger khayen number1.gif


yeh to faqeeron k liye hai poster_oops.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:04 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:59 AM) [snapback]2695619[/snapback]
yeh to faqeeron k liye hai poster_oops.gif

faqeert loag dieting per hain poster_oops.gif fatness wali cheezain nahi khatay nana.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:04 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 10:58 AM) [snapback]2695617[/snapback]
mmmmaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 0-sosad.gif crying_anim.gif bye2.gif cry.gif

you1.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 11:15 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 11:04 AM) [snapback]2695625[/snapback]
faqeert loag dieting per hain poster_oops.gif fatness wali cheezain nahi khatay nana.gif

it means ab aap savour ka palao bhi nahi khao ge dn1.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 11:18 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 11:04 AM) [snapback]2695629[/snapback]
you1.gif

le mai samjhi taras kha l ge aap..or mujhay palao khane do ge 0-17_wink.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:20 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 11:15 AM) [snapback]2695649[/snapback]
it means ab aap savour ka palao bhi nahi khao ge dn1.gif

ji bilkul pehlain daily 2 time savour khata tha ab aik time khaon ga poster_oops.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:22 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 11:18 AM) [snapback]2695657[/snapback]
le mai samjhi taras kha l ge aap..or mujhay palao khane do ge 0-17_wink.gif

na ji taras kahay ka ab dil hi pathar ka ban gaya hai kisi per bhi taras nahi ata ab to bye2.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 11:22 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 11:20 AM) [snapback]2695670[/snapback]
ji bilkul pehlain daily 2 time savour khata tha ab aik time khaon ga poster_oops.gif

ary ek tym khane se bhi banda mota ho jata hai sachiiiiiiiiiiiiii poster_oops.gif
copycat
Jan 31 2008, 11:25 AM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 11:22 AM) [snapback]2695673[/snapback]
na ji taras kahay ka ab dil hi pathar ka ban gaya hai kisi per bhi taras nahi ata ab to bye2.gif

pathar dill logo ki eyes overflow nahi hoti nononono.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:27 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 11:22 AM) [snapback]2695676[/snapback]
ary ek tym khane se bhi banda mota ho jata hai sachiiiiiiiiiiiiii poster_oops.gif

isi liye to apko nahi khila reha icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 11:28 AM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 11:25 AM) [snapback]2695686[/snapback]
pathar dill logo ki eyes overflow nahi hoti nononono.gif

kia karain jee pathar ka hi sahi dil to hai na akhir icon_peace.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:14 PM
QUOTE(ziddi @ Jan 30 2008, 08:13 PM) [snapback]2694944[/snapback]
Saraj bhai main biryani bohat maze ki banati ho poster_oops.gif

nice joke SOZ gig.gif


gig.gif tum abb Saraj ko palao khila do E9.gif

Thanku.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:15 PM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 07:10 AM) [snapback]2695441[/snapback]
bechari biryani kis k hath aa gai poster_oops.gif


biglol.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:17 PM
yeh page number 2 & 3 mein MAMU BHAANJI ki larayi kyun shuru ho gayee lol3.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Jan 31 2008, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ Jan 31 2008, 06:17 PM) [snapback]2696236[/snapback]
yeh page number 2 & 3 mein MAMU BHAANJI ki larayi kyun shuru ho gayee lol3.gif

humne socha saraj bhai to atay nahi topic per chalo hum loag hi enjoy kar letey hain 1-jokes.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:19 PM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 08:31 AM) [snapback]2695580[/snapback]
koi nahi koi nahi koi nahi me k only savour chahiye ....Dehli Biryani aap le lo me ko only savour pasand StayAway.gif


koi mujh say bhi pooch lay...mein bhi isb aa rahi hoon... 0-sosad.gif
magar mujhay savour nahi pasand thumbsdown_anim.gif
cafe grind chalein kya 1-baatcheet.gif
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:20 PM
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jan 31 2008, 08:34 AM) [snapback]2695584[/snapback]
savour per no samjhota nononono.gif han cave walay dinner k baray main socha ja sakta hai icon_peace.gif


1-think.gif yeh kahan hai? meray aanay k baad koi naee jaga khuli ya mein nay nazar nahi daali kabhi?
* SOZ *
Jan 31 2008, 06:22 PM
QUOTE(copycat @ Jan 31 2008, 08:58 AM) [snapback]2695617[/snapback]
mmmmaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 0-sosad.gif crying_anim.gif bye2.gif cry.gif


aray kis nay rulaya 1-bachondunia.gif
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