aur pooch bethin
"Tumhare waaldain ko maloom hai k tum cigrett peetay ho?"
Bachchay ne fiza main dhuwan chortay huwe kaha
"Kiya tumharay husband ko is baat ka ilm hai k tum aik ghair mard say baat kar rahi ho?"
Ek lardke ne us k pappa se poocha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua thay?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui thin?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui thin.
Phir se lardke ne poocha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida huway thay.
Phir bache ne poocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???
