Larka:
Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain
Larki: Choro na .
Larka:Tumharay bal kitne khoobsorat hain
Larki: Choro na ap bhi na
Larka: Itni dair se chor hi to reha tha

An Interview Session Between An Officer And A Candidate


Officer: What Is Your Name?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (strickly) Tell Me Properly

Candidate: Mansour Pehari Sir

Officer: Your Father's Name?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (heave A Sigh) What Does That Mean?

Candidate: Mughal Pehari Sir

Officer: Your Native Place

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (staringly )is It Mansoora, Pakistan?

Candidate: No, Multan, Pakistan Sir

Officer: (exhale Noisily) What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate: M P. Sir


Officer: (exhaust) What Is It?

Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: ( Angrily )why Do You Need A Job?

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (yelp) And What Dose That Means?

Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: ( Debilitately ) Describe Your Personality

Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (panic)explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: (mope) This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer: (screaming) What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance...

Officer: M P!!!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir

Officer: (cheerfully)_mentally Punctured

Yeh B Koi Joke Hai

aap b na kitni laambi laambi chortay ho

Yeh baat jhoot bolo bhi to aisa k samnay wala khush ho jaye

nice