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Kashif
Kashif
CoOl LeO
1-jokes.gif

Kashif bhai kab hua tha aap k dant mein gig.gif
classic
yeh to sach hai.......dant ka dard jan nikal deta hai
mai bhi dosre din dentist k han phunch gai
root canal kia to chain aya
ab mera aik dant officialy dead hai cry.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 29 2008, 03:01 AM) [snapback]2744657[/snapback]
1-jokes.gif

Kashif bhai kab hua tha aap k dant mein gig.gif

bas yaar ho gaya tha aik baar poster_oops.gif

abhi bhi aadhi darrh maujood hay gig.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Feb 29 2008, 02:31 PM) [snapback]2745101[/snapback]
yeh to sach hai.......dant ka dard jan nikal deta hai
mai bhi dosre din dentist k han phunch gai
root canal kia to chain aya
ab mera aik dant officialy dead hai cry.gif

ji bilkul
especially daant ka dard aur kaan ka dard bohat bechain karta hay
jo dead hay daant woh nikalwaya nahin aap nay ?
kahein to ussi dr. say time lay dein jis kay pass writer gaya tha E9.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Feb 29 2008, 08:09 PM) [snapback]2745633[/snapback]
ji bilkul
especially daant ka dard aur kaan ka dard bohat bechain karta hay
jo dead hay daant woh nikalwaya nahin aap nay ?
kahein to ussi dr. say time lay dein jis kay pass writer gaya tha E9.gif

nahi mummy...........menu nahi jana us doctor k pass 1-bachondunia.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Feb 29 2008, 09:46 PM) [snapback]2745800[/snapback]
nahi mummy...........menu nahi jana us doctor k pass 1-bachondunia.gif

aray nahin ....ghabra kiyun rahi hay gig.gif
bohat acha dr. hay ...........aaram say daant nikal dey ga jaisay writer ka nikala icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Feb 29 2008, 10:42 PM) [snapback]2745834[/snapback]
aray nahin ....ghabra kiyun rahi hay gig.gif
bohat acha dr. hay ...........aaram say daant nikal dey ga jaisay writer ka nikala icon_peace.gif

app khud nikalwao nana.gif






















nana.gif nana.gif nana.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Feb 29 2008, 11:48 PM) [snapback]2745948[/snapback]
app khud nikalwao nana.gif
nana.gif nana.gif nana.gif

chalein donon time lay lein gay dr. say gig.gif
meri bhi aadhi darrh maujood hay 1-afsana.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 1 2008, 05:15 PM) [snapback]2747206[/snapback]
chalein donon time lay lein gay dr. say gig.gif
meri bhi aadhi darrh maujood hay 1-afsana.gif

MAI NIKAL DETI HUN
MUKA MAR KER threaten.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 1 2008, 07:52 PM) [snapback]2747436[/snapback]
MAI NIKAL DETI HUN
MUKA MAR KER threaten.gif

nahin woh mukke say nahin niklay gi krakrani.gif

aap ka dead daant bhi to nikalwana hay uss dr. say gig.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 2 2008, 07:03 PM) [snapback]2748660[/snapback]
nahin woh mukke say nahin niklay gi krakrani.gif

aap ka dead daant bhi to nikalwana hay uss dr. say gig.gif

hit.gif
*DhanaK*
bahot khoob kashif
thanks for sharing
*DhanaK*
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 1 2008, 02:52 PM) [snapback]2747436[/snapback]
MAI NIKAL DETI HUN
MUKA MAR KER threaten.gif


aaiye hc ke mukkamaar dentist classic se istefadah kijiye
aapke ek ke bajaaye chaar daant bahar ,pata bhi naheen chalega kab kya ho gaya,dard bhi confuse,mareez ussay zyadah confuse 1-jokes.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 2 2008, 11:26 PM) [snapback]2749035[/snapback]
hit.gif

aisay ghussa dikhanay say kuch nahin hoga
dr. say time lay lo.... icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(shafaq @ Mar 2 2008, 11:40 PM) [snapback]2749055[/snapback]
bahot khoob kashif
thanks for sharing

shukriya sis
thanks for replying rose.gif 1-kahani.gif
classic
QUOTE(shafaq @ Mar 2 2008, 11:45 PM) [snapback]2749058[/snapback]
aaiye hc ke mukkamaar dentist classic se istefadah kijiye
aapke ek ke bajaaye chaar daant bahar ,pata bhi naheen chalega kab kya ho gaya,dard bhi confuse,mareez ussay zyadah confuse 1-jokes.gif

0-16_angry.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 3 2008, 10:11 AM) [snapback]2749438[/snapback]
aisay ghussa dikhanay say kuch nahin hoga
dr. say time lay lo.... icon_peace.gif

faq.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 3 2008, 11:45 PM) [snapback]2750821[/snapback]
faq.gif

bas tum yehi karti rehna
baa'd mein time nahin milay ga phir dr. say E9.gif
princess
Allah bachaye is say 0-22_yikes.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(princess @ Mar 6 2008, 09:33 AM) [snapback]2754378[/snapback]
Allah bachaye is say 0-22_yikes.gif

aap kay bhi daant mein dard hay kya E21.gif E9.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 4 2008, 09:31 AM) [snapback]2751124[/snapback]
bas tum yehi karti rehna
baa'd mein time nahin milay ga phir dr. say E9.gif

duas.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 6 2008, 10:05 PM) [snapback]2755442[/snapback]
duas.gif

chalo phir tumharay liyay time lay laitay hain dr. say icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 7 2008, 08:44 AM) [snapback]2756052[/snapback]
chalo phir tumharay liyay time lay laitay hain dr. say icon_peace.gif

u us dr k agent ho kia???? threaten.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 7 2008, 03:50 PM) [snapback]2756687[/snapback]
u us dr k agent ho kia???? threaten.gif

hehe
nahin to.........mujhay to aap kay daant ka khyal hay 1-afsana.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 9 2008, 10:37 AM) [snapback]2759842[/snapback]
hehe
nahin to.........mujhay to aap kay daant ka khyal hay 1-afsana.gif

na ji main waise hi theek hun poster_oops.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 10 2008, 02:59 AM) [snapback]2761117[/snapback]
na ji main waise hi theek hun poster_oops.gif

nahin ji
hum aap ko pain hota kaisay dekh saktay hain eusa_naughty.gif gig.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 10 2008, 09:14 AM) [snapback]2761314[/snapback]
nahin ji
hum aap ko pain hota kaisay dekh saktay hain eusa_naughty.gif gig.gif

na..........app ko meri khayal rakhne ki zarurat nahi....me waise hi thek hun breakface1.gif
VrSoLdIeRs
QUOTE(classic @ Feb 29 2008, 02:31 PM) [snapback]2745101[/snapback]
yeh to sach hai.......dant ka dard jan nikal deta hai
mai bhi dosre din dentist k han phunch gai
root canal kia to chain aya
ab mera aik dant officialy dead hai cry.gif

buhat afsoos howa... abi to alam-e-shabab hi tha marhoom ka... waisay chaleeswan kub hai???
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 10 2008, 07:07 PM) [snapback]2762242[/snapback]
na..........app ko meri khayal rakhne ki zarurat nahi....me waise hi thek hun breakface1.gif

yeh kaisay ho sakta hay
hum apnay friends aur woh bhi Aquarius gig.gif ka khyal rakhna kaisay chaurr saktay hain icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Mar 10 2008, 09:13 PM) [snapback]2762323[/snapback]
buhat afsoos howa... abi to alam-e-shabab hi tha marhoom ka... waisay chaleeswan kub hai???

KAB KA GUZAR BHI GAYA.......U R LATE 45.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 11 2008, 09:09 AM) [snapback]2762803[/snapback]
yeh kaisay ho sakta hay
hum apnay friends aur woh bhi Aquarius gig.gif ka khyal rakhna kaisay chaurr saktay hain icon_peace.gif

me k dant mai dara hai hi nahi.........woh mar chuka hai cry.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 11 2008, 07:38 PM) [snapback]2763622[/snapback]
me k dant mai dara hai hi nahi.........woh mar chuka hai cry.gif

oh ho
phir to acha hay aasani say nikal jayay ga dant ....gig.gif
koi takleef nahin hogi 1-jokes.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 12 2008, 09:28 AM) [snapback]2764494[/snapback]
oh ho
phir to acha hay aasani say nikal jayay ga dant ....gig.gif
koi takleef nahin hogi 1-jokes.gif

nononono.gif nononono.gif nononono.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 12 2008, 01:34 PM) [snapback]2764899[/snapback]
nononono.gif nononono.gif nononono.gif

aray darna kahay ka
us dr. ko aazma kar to dekhein gig.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 12 2008, 02:10 PM) [snapback]2764943[/snapback]
aray darna kahay ka
us dr. ko aazma kar to dekhein gig.gif

heat.gif ngry.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 12 2008, 02:27 PM) [snapback]2765001[/snapback]
heat.gif ngry.gif

nahin ...ghussa nahin karnay ka gig.gif
nikalwa lo daant icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 13 2008, 09:34 AM) [snapback]2766365[/snapback]
nahin ...ghussa nahin karnay ka gig.gif
nikalwa lo daant icon_peace.gif

102.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 13 2008, 11:12 PM) [snapback]2767755[/snapback]
102.gif

dekha daant nahin nikalwaya to kaisi halat ho gayee tumhari E9.gif

iss liyay ab nikalwa lo icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 13 2008, 11:22 PM) [snapback]2767782[/snapback]
dekha daant nahin nikalwaya to kaisi halat ho gayee tumhari E9.gif

iss liyay ab nikalwa lo icon_peace.gif

stop.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 14 2008, 12:00 AM) [snapback]2767833[/snapback]
stop.gif

yeh police walon ki tarah kiyun stop kar rahi ho gig.gif

daant nikalwa lo....acha dr. hay 1-jokes.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 14 2008, 09:55 AM) [snapback]2768560[/snapback]
yeh police walon ki tarah kiyun stop kar rahi ho gig.gif

daant nikalwa lo....acha dr. hay 1-jokes.gif

na na na nai nai nai....................................................100 bar nai nai nai nah.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 16 2008, 02:11 AM) [snapback]2771711[/snapback]
na na na nai nai nai....................................................100 bar nai nai nai nah.gif

chalo 101-th time to haan hay na icon_peace.gif

kab ka time laina hay phir dr say 1-afsana.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 16 2008, 04:28 PM) [snapback]2772160[/snapback]
chalo 101-th time to haan hay na icon_peace.gif

kab ka time laina hay phir dr say 1-afsana.gif


bolte raho......... faq.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 17 2008, 02:54 AM) [snapback]2772787[/snapback]
bolte raho......... faq.gif

larrai jhagra achi baat nahin eusa_naughty.gif

phir aa rahi ho daant nikalwanay icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 17 2008, 09:20 AM) [snapback]2773111[/snapback]
larrai jhagra achi baat nahin eusa_naughty.gif

phir aa rahi ho daant nikalwanay icon_peace.gif

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cry.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 17 2008, 07:18 PM) [snapback]2773889[/snapback]
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cry.gif

ammi nay thori danat nikalwana hay unhain kiyun bula rahi ho gig.gif

yeh to tumhara aur dentist ka mamla hay icon_peace.gif
classic
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 18 2008, 09:52 AM) [snapback]2775425[/snapback]
ammi nay thori danat nikalwana hay unhain kiyun bula rahi ho gig.gif

yeh to tumhara aur dentist ka mamla hay icon_peace.gif

nai me apni ami se shikayat ker rahi thi k untle dara rahe hain

woh u ko maren gi ngry.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(classic @ Mar 18 2008, 11:41 AM) [snapback]2775570[/snapback]
nai me apni ami se shikayat ker rahi thi k untle dara rahe hain
woh u ko maren gi ngry.gif

aisa to na karo ab poster_oops.gif
aunti ji classic ghalat keh rahi hay .......main to sirf dentist say milnay ka keh raha hoon icon_peace.gif
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