Silent-Viewer
Mar 29 2008, 03:41 PM
Silent-Viewer
Mar 29 2008, 03:43 PM
Batooo ajj subha subha jab men soo raha tha, office ka off tha mazay say so raha tha tou phone agya aik... dekha tou 2 miss calls us number say phele bhee ayen subha men nay utha lyeee
Hello me nay bola
agay say jawab aya Chacha kaisay ho
dil chaha samnay walay ka mun tor don
men nay bola kis say baat karni hai tum ko
tou rakh dya :@ :@ :@ :@ &()&)*(%^&*%*^(_&)_*_*_)*_)*(
Kashif
Mar 29 2008, 08:30 PM
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 29 2008, 03:43 PM) [snapback]2796391[/snapback]
Batooo ajj subha subha jab men soo raha tha, office ka off tha mazay say so raha tha tou phone agya aik... dekha tou 2 miss calls us number say phele bhee ayen subha men nay utha lyeee
Hello me nay bola
agay say jawab aya Chacha kaisay ho
dil chaha samnay walay ka mun tor don
men nay bola kis say baat karni hai tum ko
tou rakh dya :@ :@ :@ :@ &()&)*(%^&*%*^(_&)_*_*_)*_)*( haha

waqai mujhay bhi wrong callers %^&%&^ aisay hi lagtay hain
VrSoLdIeRs
Mar 29 2008, 08:32 PM
meri aik friend nay orkut ki profile par mera number duya howa tha.... har visitor phone karta tha.... main usko bol bol kar keh bibi hata do laikin nahi maani
aaminah
Mar 30 2008, 02:02 PM
aaminah
Mar 30 2008, 02:03 PM
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Mar 29 2008, 08:32 PM) [snapback]2796681[/snapback]
meri aik friend nay orkut ki profile par mera number duya howa tha.... har visitor phone karta tha.... main usko bol bol kar keh bibi hata do laikin nahi maani
jb doost esay hoon gay

khud publicity ka shauq aur us beychari pey ilzaam
aaminah
Mar 30 2008, 02:05 PM
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 29 2008, 03:38 PM) [snapback]2796386[/snapback]
chalo abb tou bacha bara hogya , aur sumjhdar bhee

mujhay ap abhi samjhdar lagay hain

jo itni sense wali baat kr di
aaminah
Mar 30 2008, 02:06 PM
QUOTE(nomi87 @ Mar 26 2008, 10:26 PM) [snapback]2791927[/snapback]
mujhe aik bar shaheen air ke ticket booked karani thi to maine net se
bari mushkil se aik web pe shaheen air ka number search kia aur call ki
dial ka button press karte hi aik larki ne jhat se receive karli call
hello assalam alaikum
maine kaha mujhe shaheen air ki ticket booked karani hai karachi to isb
kehne lagi
jee???
yeh shaheen air to nai hai? maine ghabarat main ajeeb sawal shruu kardiye
phir konsi air hai?kehne lagi yeh to koi si bhi air nahin hai. magar koi si air to hogi
phir maine call end kardi
aur bara ajeeb laga
woh number baad main search kia directory main to kisi ghar ka tha
maine ghabra ke band kardia phone


shaheen air line
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 03:32 PM
no no nop shahen air line ......this raliway station
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 03:38 PM
chand gari ka ada ha
app na ralway kee tictain book karwani han kia
tension_4u
Mar 30 2008, 03:38 PM
QUOTE
Batooo ajj subha subha jab men soo raha tha, office ka off tha mazay say so raha tha tou phone agya aik... dekha tou 2 miss calls us number say phele bhee ayen subha men nay utha lyeee
Hello me nay bola
agay say jawab aya Chacha kaisay ho dil chaha samnay walay ka mun tor don
men nay bola kis say baat karni hai tum ko
tou rakh dya :@ :@ :@ :@ &()&)*(%^&*%*^(_&)_*_*_)*_)*(
hmmn koi baat nhi
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 03:46 PM
QUOTE(tension_4u @ Mar 30 2008, 10:38 AM) [snapback]2797777[/snapback]
hmmn koi baat nhi
hellow koon ha
muja kisi sa bat karni ha
tension_4u
Mar 30 2008, 03:47 PM
QUOTE
hellow koon ha
muja kisi sa bat karni ha
krain jee sab hain.....baat krain app
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 03:49 PM
bolain gay too bat hoo gee na
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 03:55 PM
hum nahe boltein plz yeh worn num hai plz kahe aur phone karo
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 03:56 PM
abb too app sa bat karni ha
wrong number pa bat karna ka bohat maza ata ha
Perplexed Soul
Mar 30 2008, 04:05 PM
QUOTE(aaminah @ Mar 27 2008, 10:20 PM) [snapback]2793982[/snapback]

same thing happened to me wen i was 10.....aur pehli dafa hi pakri gai .....
i think we dialed diff nmbrs aur bohat say loogon ko tang kia....but aakhri call base-commander ko ki and thn us nay call-screen krwai ,,,usi shaam bohat dant pari +aik adad thapar bhi
yeh poori sharat meri older frnds ki thi.....mujhay to itna pata bhi nahi tha....they came to ma house...mum-dad nahi thay so wrong nmbrs+phone wali game khali and neva did after this....aik dafa ka sabaq kafi tha

phir se karke dekho
ab ki bar general ko mila dena
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:06 PM
hellow abb kon bat kar reha ha
Perplexed Soul
Mar 30 2008, 04:06 PM
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 29 2008, 03:39 PM) [snapback]2796387[/snapback]
han tou bus bhai ko he pakarwa day
sub ko batana zaroori tha kay men nay number dya tha

ab kion pakra dain
shabash chalte bano
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 04:09 PM
kaha chaley
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:10 PM
jahan app kahooo
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 04:49 PM
mein kheyte hoo key qaied ke mazar ajooo ....
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:51 PM
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Mar 30 2008, 11:49 AM) [snapback]2797875[/snapback]
mein kheyte hoo key qaied ke mazar ajooo ....
wahan kia karain gay mazar pa
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 04:55 PM
hazri deyngey bapooooo ko aur bail porrri kahyengey
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:56 PM
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Mar 30 2008, 11:55 AM) [snapback]2797892[/snapback]
hazri deyngey bapooooo ko aur bail porrri kahyengey
bail puri khana ka leya main uk sa pakistan awoon ga
very nice
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:56 PM
chalo jub chakar laga ga tub aya jawoo ga app phir bail puri be khala dana or sath main hazri be day dain ga ok
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 04:57 PM
ok
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 04:59 PM
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Mar 30 2008, 11:57 AM) [snapback]2797896[/snapback]
ok
phir kub bula rehee hoo app muja karachi main
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 05:02 PM
jab appke dil karey paksitan aney ka aad zarooor kaerna insalllha aaap ke umeeed sey ache utrey gey
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 05:03 PM
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Mar 30 2008, 12:02 PM) [snapback]2797908[/snapback]
jab appke dil karey paksitan aney ka aad zarooor kaerna insalllha aaap ke umeeed sey ache utrey gey
okies
thanks for inviting
wasa main zaida ristadar karachi main rehta han
Miss Mahruk
Mar 30 2008, 05:04 PM
aoooo zarooor aooo
DEATH_ANGEL
Mar 30 2008, 05:05 PM
app ko main miloon ga kahan pa
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 06:59 PM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 26 2008, 10:52 PM) [snapback]2791950[/snapback]
hmmmmmmmmm
mujh ko is hmmmmmmmmm mai shaq ki awaz aa rahi hai ..
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 07:08 PM
aap sab log to call krtay hain .. ab zra mai aap ko un chund calls mai say aik call ka waqia sunata hou jo me ko aati **THI** .. aati abi b hai bt ab hum njoy ni krtay ..
i was sitting in my room k meray dost ka cell baja .. i told him that ur cell is ringing .. he asked "kis ka hai" .. i said .. duno koi unknown # hai .. he said .. yaar MethanE is # nay bara tng kiya hai .. chal aaj is ki khabar lain .. i said fine .. so he picked the fone .. aur agay say aik aadmi bola ..
aadmi: jnab kya haal hain ..
my friend: jee shukar hai .. kis say baat krni hai ..
aadmi: jee nasir sahab say ..
my friend: wo to nahi hain ..
aadmi: aray na jhoot bolo .. abi to ghar chor kr aya houn
my friend: aaye thay bt kisi kaam pr chalay gaye hain ..
aadmi: ni to .. unhou nay to ghar hi rehna tha ..
(kafi dair argument chala .. n then)
my friend: acha ye lo nasir sahab aagaye hain .. (and he handed the fone to me .. i changed my voice .. bit heavy n typical punjabi) ..
Me: haan jee .. kon ..
aadmi: nasir bhai tahir baat kr raha haou ..
Me: oo kaira tahir bolda paya aye ..
aadmi: nasir sahab jo abi mila tha ..
Me: oye tu .. teri ******* .. &&& .. *** .. ** (no gali ye sirf baatai thi) ..
n phir us ko aisi aisi baatain lagayi .. k aap log soch ni sktay ..
.. n he said ..
aadmi: .. nasir sahab mai nay to baat krnay k liye fon ekiya tha .. aap to gussa hi kr gaye. acha chalay ayenda nahi kraou ga .. bye! .
VrSoLdIeRs
Mar 31 2008, 07:35 PM
sweet_angel
Mar 31 2008, 07:38 PM
AGEY KI STORI BATAO NA MITHAI
TUM WAHAN LAAL PHUL LEKER BHI GAE THE BALUN MIEN TEL GAAL PE TILL HAATH MIEN LAL GULAAB
LEKIN HAE KAMBAKHT MILI HEE NHIN....
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Mar 31 2008, 07:35 PM) [snapback]2799330[/snapback]
ohhhhhooooooo secret admirer 
ehehe .. yeah .. some kinda .. n that was the only one jis ko abi tk track ni kr ska ..
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 07:40 PM
QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Mar 31 2008, 07:38 PM) [snapback]2799332[/snapback]
AGEY KI STORI BATAO NA MITHAI
TUM WAHAN LAAL PHUL LEKER BHI GAE THE BALUN MIEN TEL GAAL PE TILL HAATH MIEN LAL GULAAB
LEKIN HAE KAMBAKHT MILI HEE NHIN....

lol .. agay ki rehnay do ..
VrSoLdIeRs
Mar 31 2008, 07:42 PM
sweet_angel
Mar 31 2008, 07:47 PM
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 07:40 PM) [snapback]2799335[/snapback]
lol .. agay ki rehnay do .. 
nhi nhin tello tello na ...
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 07:49 PM
sweet_angel
Mar 31 2008, 07:52 PM
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 07:40 PM) [snapback]2799335[/snapback]
lol .. agay ki rehnay do .. 
nhi nhin tello tello na ...
VrSoLdIeRs
Mar 31 2008, 07:52 PM
IrrAtionaL MethanE
Mar 31 2008, 07:53 PM
QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Mar 31 2008, 07:47 PM) [snapback]2799339[/snapback]
nhi nhin tello tello na ...

hona kya tha .. i tried to ask my friends k kahi unhou nay sharart to nahi ki .. they said .. NO .. then i asked my other friend k aaj us college jana hai .. actually he knew that college well .. and he tol me that yeah there is that place .. so .. me on my bike .. n he on his bike went there ..
us college k blkul saath POLICE STATION hai ..
.. udhr pohnchay to mera dost mukar gya .. he said k mai nahi ja raha teray saath .. tu ja .. me nay bari koshish ki k wo man jata .. bt na .. kahta hai me ko maar khanay ka koi shoq nahi .. khr wo apun ko akela chor gya .. me himat kr k college k gate me enter hoa .. ander jatay hia gate keeper nay me ko ajeeb si nazrou say dekha .. bs .. me udhr say wapis chala gya .. :( ..
sweet_angel
Mar 31 2008, 08:17 PM
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 07:53 PM) [snapback]2799345[/snapback]
hona kya tha .. i tried to ask my friends k kahi unhou nay sharart to nahi ki .. they said .. NO .. then i asked my other friend k aaj us college jana hai .. actually he knew that college well .. and he tol me that yeah there is that place .. so .. me on my bike .. n he on his bike went there ..
us college k blkul saath POLICE STATION hai ..
.. udhr pohnchay to mera dost mukar gya .. he said k mai nahi ja raha teray saath .. tu ja .. me nay bari koshish ki k wo man jata .. bt na .. kahta hai me ko maar khanay ka koi shoq nahi .. khr wo apun ko akela chor gya .. me himat kr k college k gate me enter hoa .. ander jatay hia gate keeper nay me ko ajeeb si nazrou say dekha .. bs .. me udhr say wapis chala gya .. :( ..

haeyyyyy phul usi waqt murjhagaya

dil k armaaan ansuuu mien behgaee

hum unse milne ko he taras gae
Airy_Princess
Mar 31 2008, 11:45 PM
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Mar 26 2008, 05:31 AM) [snapback]2790231[/snapback]
kabhi wrong number millla k pakre gaye??
kabhie mene wrong numbz nahi millaye haan meko mob par aksar aatey rehtay hain ... woh incidents me share karna chahongi ...
* a couple of days ago meko har week mery telenor k numb par aik msg aata tha "main hospital main hon plz 10 rupees ka credit mujhey iss number par send kar do .... [woh number ju usne dia tha woh ufone ka tha]" 2 weeks mene ignore kia kuch nahi kaha jab 3rd week main aya tou mein ne reply main likha "hairat hai tum tou hospital main thay marray nahi abhi tak?" uss k baad mujhey koi sms nahi aaya uss number sey
Airy_Princess
Mar 31 2008, 11:49 PM
* mostly aaise wrong number se chawal guys hi tang karte hain ju buht zyada waile hon ... so ... meko aik aur numb se bhi sms aya n its was "mujhey ajj tak bachpan se pyar nahi milla main 7 saal ka tha maa marr gayi thi meri aur meri baap app nahi janti jab main 3 ka tha tab se marr gya meri 3 behnien hain aur main akela hon app plz mujhse baat karlien" iss k jawab main mein larka bann gayi[I pretend that m a guy] aur khoob thek thaak sunaein ... bad words bhi ... phir nahi koi sms aya ... abb jab ata hai tou main mostly recv kar leti hon aur cut kar deti hon aik din aaise kisi ne meko tang kia mene almost uska 200 ka balance zyaa kia 3rd day meko sms aya "khush hain app mera balance khatam kar k" uss k baad mene koi rep nahi kia
DEATH_ANGEL
Apr 1 2008, 03:58 AM
rab da wasta hee tum ko AP hum too nahee tang karta kun ka mobile main balance hona zaroori ha kisi ko tang karna ka leya so
app jasi larkian phone kar ka kehtee han hellow hellow
kia hall han main app sa dosti karna chatee hoo
or mara jasa larka aga sa kia kehta ha
app ko sham nahee atee app kasee batain kar rehee han or aga sa phone of kar data han
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