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humakiran

Apr 1 2008, 04:21 AM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Mar 31 2008, 02:45 PM) [snapback]2799540[/snapback]

kabhie mene wrong numbz nahi millaye haan meko mob par aksar aatey rehtay hain ... woh incidents me share karna chahongi ...

* a couple of days ago meko har week mery telenor k numb par aik msg aata tha "main hospital main hon plz 10 rupees ka credit mujhey iss number par send kar do .... [woh number ju usne dia tha woh ufone ka tha]" 2 weeks mene ignore kia kuch nahi kaha jab 3rd week main aya tou mein ne reply main likha "hairat hai tum tou hospital main thay marray nahi abhi tak?" uss k baad mujhey koi sms nahi aaya uss number sey

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahaah

you go girl

humakiran

Apr 1 2008, 04:28 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 10:08 AM) [snapback]2799298[/snapback]

aap sab log to call krtay hain .. ab zra mai aap ko un chund calls mai say aik call ka waqia sunata hou jo me ko aati **THI** .. aati abi b hai bt ab hum njoy ni krtay ..

i was sitting in my room k meray dost ka cell baja .. i told him that ur cell is ringing .. he asked "kis ka hai" .. i said .. duno koi unknown # hai .. he said .. yaar MethanE is # nay bara tng kiya hai .. chal aaj is ki khabar lain .. i said fine .. so he picked the fone .. aur agay say aik aadmi bola ..

aadmi: jnab kya haal hain ..
my friend: jee shukar hai .. kis say baat krni hai ..
aadmi: jee nasir sahab say ..
my friend: wo to nahi hain ..
aadmi: aray na jhoot bolo .. abi to ghar chor kr aya houn
my friend: aaye thay bt kisi kaam pr chalay gaye hain ..
aadmi: ni to .. unhou nay to ghar hi rehna tha ..
(kafi dair argument chala .. n then)
my friend: acha ye lo nasir sahab aagaye hain .. (and he handed the fone to me .. i changed my voice .. bit heavy n typical punjabi) ..
Me: haan jee .. kon ..
aadmi: nasir bhai tahir baat kr raha haou ..
Me: oo kaira tahir bolda paya aye ..
aadmi: nasir sahab jo abi mila tha ..
Me: oye tu .. teri ******* .. &&& .. *** .. ** (no gali ye sirf baatai thi) ..

n phir us ko aisi aisi baatain lagayi .. k aap log soch ni sktay ..

.. n he said ..

aadmi: .. nasir sahab mai nay to baat krnay k liye fon ekiya tha .. aap to gussa hi kr gaye. acha chalay ayenda nahi kraou ga .. bye! .

mera experience kuch isi kism ka tha lolz bad mai bataungi

but ye ****** mai kia baatain hui thin?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:33 AM

QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Mar 26 2008, 05:42 AM) [snapback]2790666[/snapback]

umm maine kabhi wrong calls nai kien..
haan ati bahut rahti hian..
aik baar sunti hun ke koi jaan pehchan ka banda hai ke nai..
bas fir uske baad call divert pe lag jati hia bhai ke fir bhai janay or wohi janay

hehehehehe... yeh sahi system hai !!

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:33 AM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 26 2008, 05:49 AM) [snapback]2790683[/snapback]

wrong no khud say to nahin milaya kabhi

na hi wrong no say baat karnay ka shauq hay

chalo bache .. bhaago idher se

humakiran

Apr 1 2008, 04:34 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 10:28 AM) [snapback]2799322[/snapback]

ok .. now here is one of the most memorable call that i received .. it was not a RONG call but it was the call that i was never able to track back .. that's why writing here ..

I was sitting and watching PTV drama .. my mom was siting next to me .. and fone rang .. i looked @ CLI, it was from known area and i picked the fone.

me: hello
(agay say aik mohtarma boli)
she: hello ..
me: jee .. kis say baat krni hai ..
she: jee aap say ..
(now jb us nay ye kaha to me confuse ho gya .. since tab mai shareeeef tha ..

.. aur ami b paas hi bethi thi) ..
me: jee aap mujhay janti b hai jo me say baat krni hai .. ? (me nay kabi larki say baat nahi ki thi tb :D)
she: jee .. aap ka naam ye hai .. aur aap flaan colege mai n flaan academy mai parthay hain ..
me: (ye suntay hi me to thunda ho gya ..

) .. i said .. ahan to ..
she: jee aap me ko bohat achay lgtay hain ..
me: dekhain jee .. mujhay tung na karain .. Allah Hafiz
she: aray rukain to .. kya aap me ko kal mil sktay hain ..
me: e mm .. kaha .. ?
she: jee .. flaan colege ki flaan jaga pr (sialkot mai aik hi known colege hai gals ka ).
me: you are telling lie .. waha to aisi koi jaga nahi hai (i was never been in that college .. me nay ye awai hi kaha tha to check her authenticity)
she: MethanE, tm aaj tk us college mai nahi aaye .. how can u say that ..
me:

.. (she knows me so much - ami was watching me .. n she got suspicious) .. acha theek hai kal milttay hain .. Allah Hafiz

no sooner she hanged up .. i noted the number from CLI .. and next day i called there from my friends LandLine .. n next was some AUTOMATED COMPTER (aap ka matlooba number budn hai) .. actually she called me from some PCO.

aur us k baad kabi us ki call nahi aayi .. :( ..

awwwwww poor baby. so u never got to know who she really was. kia ho jata agar aap chale jate. or aapka nam methane hai kia?

or koi nam nai hai kia?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:36 AM

QUOTE(~Wasi~ @ Mar 26 2008, 06:57 AM) [snapback]2790963[/snapback]

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YEH RECIVE KI THI LAST WARNA TU KAFI AATI HAIN.... WRONG NUMBER NAHI MILAYA KABHI BY MISTAKE HU GAYA HU TU AUR BAAT HEY WARNA I THINK KIYA TU KABHI NAHI.....

neend main bhi hansi???

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:47 AM

QUOTE(ziddi @ Mar 26 2008, 07:17 AM) [snapback]2791029[/snapback]

khabhi wrong no nahi milaya...

haan callz ati zaror hai... but awal tu unknwn no seh ph nahi uthati, aghar utha loh tu keh deti ho wrong no...

Next !

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:49 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 26 2008, 08:04 AM) [snapback]2791202[/snapback]

me wrong number
app me say baat karo gay

sachkaho .... kitne rong number milla k yehi kaha hai

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:50 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 26 2008, 09:26 AM) [snapback]2791338[/snapback]

dost dost na raha
Yaar yaar na raha

maaf karo baba

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:52 AM

QUOTE(classic @ Mar 26 2008, 09:51 AM) [snapback]2791409[/snapback]

ki hain bohot dafa logon ko ulo banaya k app ko falana prize mil raha hai

ap jaisse loog call centrezz ko banddd karate ho

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:54 AM

QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Mar 26 2008, 10:23 AM) [snapback]2791510[/snapback]

haha, Wrong number buhat milaae, lekin pakraaa nahi gayaa...

haaaan, khud bata diya baad mei k mei kon hooon.., shugal laganay k baaad.. :P

D.A has experienced this...

kya xpereince... humain bhi batao

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 04:58 AM

QUOTE(Forever Green @ Mar 26 2008, 05:10 PM) [snapback]2791910[/snapback]

Haan

ek dafa milai thi aur ussi dafa pakri gai

Huwa kuch yon ke i was in Pak dose days... me ki causion ne me ko bola chalo kissi ko tang karte hain .... (dat was wen we were in our 15teens) ....me ne bola chalo... she said ok aesa karte hain ke kissi army officer ko milate hain ...

we got PMA # ( i was in abbottabad ) n i dialed # .on other side sum 1 picked phone n said dis is captain ........... ( i forgot name) n i said hiiiiiiii .kese ho aap .n he said fine aap kon ... n i said me ek larki (lolZZ stupid jokes of dat age

) .......... us ke baad jo un uncle jee ne danta.... he said ....dekhen bibi ...aap mujhe kissi achee ghar ki lagti hain dont eva try to call wrong numbers... cuz ur parents trust u ... uFffffffffff me ko laga abhi mar jaon

.

us ke baad me ne jo apni cousion ka hashar kiya cant tell

......

Buss woh baat hamesha yaad rahi aur us ke baad kabhi ye ghalti nahi ki

lolz...lolz...lolz... @ mar jaoon

milaya bhi too army officer ko ... aur koi number nahien raha tha duniyamain??

yaar waisse i really hate one thing... rong calls pe hamesha dosre force kar k ossi se baat karne ko kehte hain jo nahien karna chahta ... yeh kya scene hai ?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:01 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Mar 26 2008, 05:26 PM) [snapback]2791927[/snapback]

mujhe aik bar shaheen air ke ticket booked karani thi to maine net se
bari mushkil se aik web pe shaheen air ka number search kia aur call ki

dial ka button press karte hi aik larki ne jhat se receive karli call
hello assalam alaikum

maine kaha mujhe shaheen air ki ticket booked karani hai karachi to isb
kehne lagi
jee???

yeh shaheen air to nai hai?

maine ghabarat main ajeeb sawal shruu kardiye
phir konsi air hai?
kehne lagi yeh to koi si bhi air nahin hai.
magar koi si air to hogi

phir maine call end kardi
aur bara ajeeb laga

woh number baad main search kia directory main to kisi ghar ka tha

maine ghabra ke band kardia phone

larki ki awaz se ghabraa gaye the .. ya khud ki awaz pehli baar suni thi ?

btw ... main ne shaheen aunty .. imean ... airline ka naam pehli baar suna hai

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:02 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 26 2008, 05:54 PM) [snapback]2791952[/snapback]

Main to apni FrIenDs ko call kernay ki Chor hoon hahahahaha to WrOng Call kerna to door ki baat hai

kitni duur ?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:03 AM

QUOTE(humakiran @ Mar 26 2008, 07:03 PM) [snapback]2792005[/snapback]

kabhi nahi

xpereince ..

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:04 AM

QUOTE(KinZz @ Mar 26 2008, 08:10 PM) [snapback]2792137[/snapback]

Saima apna experience baatawao na....

batana main ne hai .. hans tum rahi hoon .. khairiat?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:08 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Mar 26 2008, 10:51 PM) [snapback]2792590[/snapback]

Wrong number always

on purpose hum karte hei ya kabhi galti s b

lkin Last year jab mein pak mein ti meine apni couzin kliye fn krahi ti kisi frend ko n kisi bhude baba kafi mature type ki awaz neh fn rcv ki n meine kaha k woh ghar par hei agar haan tou fn dehna plz baat karni hei n phir unse kaha k nahi wrong number meine kaha kaise wrong number mein pagal nahi hoon number milana ata hei muje n woh bar bar deikho wrong number hei yaha is naam ka koi nahi rehta so usne fn band ki so baad mein jab meine number chk ki n compare ki tou pata chala k i was wrong lkin soo funny bechara tang hua akhir end mein hang up ki usne patanahi kaun ta

n same time jab hum teh pak mein raat mein ghar ka fn 12 baje k baad free hei haha so we always numbers ko mix kar k logo ko fn kar k uneh bht tang karte teh

hehehe...

tum aur tumhare free call timingz.. banda kabhi paisse bhi kharch leta hai

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:12 AM

QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Mar 26 2008, 11:05 PM) [snapback]2792612[/snapback]

me n mera dost hota tha abbas koi 10-11 saal pehlay ki baat hai hum nay soocha keh na PC (pearl continental) waloon ko tang kartay hain... khair hum nay kaha keh call kar kay kehaingay keh gobi kiya rate hai khair ji call ki pehlay main nay na udhar say kisi nay uthaya main abhi tak yaheen tak phuncha tha hello gobi aur hansi aa gaye phone rakh diya main nay abbas ko kaha tum karo... us nay pura sentence kaha na to agay say daant par gaye

phir abhi koi 2001 main aisay hi mujhay shauq charha keh kartay hain main aisay hi number ghumata aur kehta woh ahin ya to agla kehta nahi is naam ka koi nahi 2nd ya 3rd try par mili na to woh agay say mujh par ghussay keh yahan buhat calls ati hain tum ho kaun... meri halat tight main nay kaha aray main thora hi na karta hoon khair us din kay baad say tauba kar li

ya too hanssoo ya tang kar lo ... in dono ko saath main tum karne se rahe

btw mujhe kafii arse tak calls atti rahi ... cucumber, parsley, garlic, ginger, banana, apple, potato, tomato, cauliflower, sunflower oil ... gas k rates aur kis cheez k saath kya free hai ki pori info deta tha ... pata nahien ab kidher gaya hai

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:17 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Mar 26 2008, 11:18 PM) [snapback]2792625[/snapback]

haaan kiiiii .....ek dafa na ramzano k dino mien ....:$ ami waghera sab bazaar gae mujhe or do sis ko nhi le gae =( den meri sis ne kaha chalo call karte hain kisi ko to unhone number dial kia mujhe thama dia k tum shuru karo..den miene salaam kia koi aunty thi uhone itne pyar se baat ki miene pehle kaha K TYM KIA HORAHA HAI ..(sis ne kaha tha ye kehne ko =( ) den wo aunty ne tym batadia mien hasne lagi den wo kehne lagi kiu fne kia hai miene kaha auntyhum bore horahe the ami le key ni gai hamien to humne aise he cll mila di to hasne lag kehti hain hum bhi arahe the shopin per bla bla den sis kehne lagi poocho fridge konsa hai ...meri sis bhi nA wo tafreeh mie thi k satate hain ab unhe kia pata aunty ini shweet thi ...miene kaha fridge konsa hai kehti hain dawlance i sed wah hamare bhi ap k paas washing machine waves haiu??? she sed yes miene kaha hamara bhi sis ne kaha fne i sed fne konsa hai unhone kaha beta app aenda fne na karnaaa mienw arna p k ghr fne kar k apnke abu ko batadungi ... ahh mein dar gai fne pathka behne marne lagi k yeh kia karahi thi miene kaha phasa dia mujhemie raat ko baba se kehdugi ..or phr kia siso ne bhi dhamkiyaa di ..den phr mei chup

magar maza bada aya tha ... =D =D

hehehehehe.... i wish i had a sister too

koon si dhamkiyaaan?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:23 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 27 2008, 05:13 PM) [snapback]2793963[/snapback]

@ SV

SMS kernay per jo mertay hain

Call kernay se jo dertay hain

Bad Luck to dekhiye

aisey Kanjoos dost meray Pallay hi pertay hain

aap ne bhi to aik bar bhi call nahi ki

Pari tum apna rite number inhain do .. phr daikhna rong number kaisse karte hain !

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:25 AM

QUOTE(aaminah @ Mar 27 2008, 05:20 PM) [snapback]2793982[/snapback]

same thing happened to me wen i was 10.....aur pehli dafa hi pakri gai .....

i think we dialed diff nmbrs aur bohat say loogon ko tang kia....but aakhri call base-commander ko ki and thn us nay call-screen krwai ,,,usi shaam bohat dant pari +aik adad thapar bhi

yeh poori sharat meri older frnds ki thi.....mujhay to itna pata bhi nahi tha....they came to ma house...mum-dad nahi thay so wrong nmbrs+phone wali game khali and neva did after this....aik dafa ka sabaq kafi tha

thappar

oye hoye .. iss k baad koi kare bhi to kya kare

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:26 AM

QUOTE(aaminah @ Mar 27 2008, 05:22 PM) [snapback]2793985[/snapback]

haan haan

ap kyun hans rahi hoo???

andar ki baatain pata too nahien chal gai

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:27 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Mar 27 2008, 06:00 PM) [snapback]2794056[/snapback]

tumne to kaaha tha shaheen air ka hai

per yeh to shaheen bhabhi niklin

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:28 AM

QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ Mar 27 2008, 11:58 PM) [snapback]2794335[/snapback]

naak say bolo gi to aisa hi hoga

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:29 AM

QUOTE(humakiran @ Mar 28 2008, 03:13 AM) [snapback]2794457[/snapback]

meri reply ka jawab kehaan hai

de too dia hai ...

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:31 AM

QUOTE(Thirsty Sea @ Mar 28 2008, 07:46 AM) [snapback]2794880[/snapback]

Me ko aj tak nahi ayee wrong calls, but ik do haftay pehlay apna NO ik advertisement mein dia , jan le howi hay wrong calls nay, pata nahi logo kay damagh mein kia pakta rehta hay

Liken jo bhi ik bar call karta hay, dosri bar call karnay ke himat nahi hoti uski, kionka hum bhi hay zara hatkay

Upon nay khabi yeh bhongay kisam kay kaam nahi kea, yeh wrong NO dial karkay baat karnay ka matlab aj tak samajh nahi aya, akhir log isa kartay kion hay or kia maza ata hay kisi ajnabi say baat karnay mein... how silly

advirtisment main number kis khushi mainde dia?

silly too hai .. lekin boredom bhi too khatam hota hai .. ajeeb ajeeb logoon ki ajeeb ajeeb baatain sun k ..

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:32 AM

QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Mar 28 2008, 01:31 PM) [snapback]2795176[/snapback]

haha

mujhay bilkul achay nahin lagtay wrong callers

kyun ?

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:35 AM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Mar 29 2008, 10:43 AM) [snapback]2796391[/snapback]

Batooo ajj subha subha jab men soo raha tha, office ka off tha mazay say so raha tha tou phone agya aik... dekha tou 2 miss calls us number say phele bhee ayen subha men nay utha lyeee

Hello me nay bola
agay say jawab aya Chacha kaisay ho dil chaha samnay walay ka mun tor don
men nay bola kis say baat karni hai tum ko
tou rakh dya :@ :@ :@ :@ &()&)*(%^&*%*^(_&)_*_*_)*_)*(

LOLZ...LOLZ...LOLZ

hehehe.... banaya bhi too chacha

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:36 AM

QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Mar 30 2008, 10:32 AM) [snapback]2797767[/snapback]

no no nop shahen air line ......this raliway station

mere topic main train aur shaheen se parhaiz kia jaye

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:38 AM

QUOTE(nomi87 @ Mar 30 2008, 11:05 AM) [snapback]2797834[/snapback]

phir se karke dekho

ab ki bar general ko mila dena

lolz..lolz.. ..

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:40 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 02:08 PM) [snapback]2799298[/snapback]

aap sab log to call krtay hain .. ab zra mai aap ko un chund calls mai say aik call ka waqia sunata hou jo me ko aati **THI** .. aati abi b hai bt ab hum njoy ni krtay ..

i was sitting in my room k meray dost ka cell baja .. i told him that ur cell is ringing .. he asked "kis ka hai" .. i said .. duno koi unknown # hai .. he said .. yaar MethanE is # nay bara tng kiya hai .. chal aaj is ki khabar lain .. i said fine .. so he picked the fone .. aur agay say aik aadmi bola ..

aadmi: jnab kya haal hain ..
my friend: jee shukar hai .. kis say baat krni hai ..
aadmi: jee nasir sahab say ..
my friend: wo to nahi hain ..
aadmi: aray na jhoot bolo .. abi to ghar chor kr aya houn
my friend: aaye thay bt kisi kaam pr chalay gaye hain ..
aadmi: ni to .. unhou nay to ghar hi rehna tha ..
(kafi dair argument chala .. n then)
my friend: acha ye lo nasir sahab aagaye hain .. (and he handed the fone to me .. i changed my voice .. bit heavy n typical punjabi) ..
Me: haan jee .. kon ..
aadmi: nasir bhai tahir baat kr raha haou ..
Me: oo kaira tahir bolda paya aye ..
aadmi: nasir sahab jo abi mila tha ..
Me: oye tu .. teri ******* .. &&& .. *** .. ** (no gali ye sirf baatai thi) ..

n phir us ko aisi aisi baatain lagayi .. k aap log soch ni sktay ..

.. n he said ..

aadmi: .. nasir sahab mai nay to baat krnay k liye fon ekiya tha .. aap to gussa hi kr gaye. acha chalay ayenda nahi kraou ga .. bye! .

gali nahine dii too ******* .. &&& .. *** .. ** .. kis khushi main ??

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:43 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 02:28 PM) [snapback]2799322[/snapback]

ok .. now here is one of the most memorable call that i received .. it was not a RONG call but it was the call that i was never able to track back .. that's why writing here ..

I was sitting and watching PTV drama .. my mom was siting next to me .. and fone rang .. i looked @ CLI, it was from known area and i picked the fone.

me: hello
(agay say aik mohtarma boli)
she: hello ..
me: jee .. kis say baat krni hai ..
she: jee aap say ..
(now jb us nay ye kaha to me confuse ho gya .. since tab mai shareeeef tha ..

.. aur ami b paas hi bethi thi) ..
me: jee aap mujhay janti b hai jo me say baat krni hai .. ? (me nay kabi larki say baat nahi ki thi tb :D)
she: jee .. aap ka naam ye hai .. aur aap flaan colege mai n flaan academy mai parthay hain ..
me: (ye suntay hi me to thunda ho gya ..

) .. i said .. ahan to ..
she: jee aap me ko bohat achay lgtay hain ..
me: dekhain jee .. mujhay tung na karain .. Allah Hafiz
she: aray rukain to .. kya aap me ko kal mil sktay hain ..
me: e mm .. kaha .. ?
she: jee .. flaan colege ki flaan jaga pr (sialkot mai aik hi known colege hai gals ka ).
me: you are telling lie .. waha to aisi koi jaga nahi hai (i was never been in that college .. me nay ye awai hi kaha tha to check her authenticity)
she: MethanE, tm aaj tk us college mai nahi aaye .. how can u say that ..
me:

.. (she knows me so much - ami was watching me .. n she got suspicious) .. acha theek hai kal milttay hain .. Allah Hafiz

no sooner she hanged up .. i noted the number from CLI .. and next day i called there from my friends LandLine .. n next was some AUTOMATED COMPTER (aap ka matlooba number budn hai) .. actually she called me from some PCO.

aur us k baad kabi us ki call nahi aayi .. :( ..

baad main ami ne kuch pocha nahien ????

number note kar lia... jagahset kar li .. authencity check kar li .... bari sharafat hai !!

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:45 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Mar 31 2008, 02:38 PM) [snapback]2799332[/snapback]

AGEY KI STORI BATAO NA MITHAI

TUM WAHAN LAAL PHUL LEKER BHI GAE THE BALUN MIEN TEL GAAL PE TILL HAATH MIEN LAL GULAAB

LEKIN HAE KAMBAKHT MILI HEE NHIN....

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:47 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 02:53 PM) [snapback]2799345[/snapback]

hona kya tha .. i tried to ask my friends k kahi unhou nay sharart to nahi ki .. they said .. NO .. then i asked my other friend k aaj us college jana hai .. actually he knew that college well .. and he tol me that yeah there is that place .. so .. me on my bike .. n he on his bike went there ..

us college k blkul saath POLICE STATION hai ..

.. udhr pohnchay to mera dost mukar gya .. he said k mai nahi ja raha teray saath .. tu ja .. me nay bari koshish ki k wo man jata .. bt na .. kahta hai me ko maar khanay ka koi shoq nahi .. khr wo apun ko akela chor gya .. me himat kr k college k gate me enter hoa .. ander jatay hia gate keeper nay me ko ajeeb si nazrou say dekha .. bs .. me udhr say wapis chala gya .. :( ..

.. bari himat hai !!

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:48 AM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Mar 31 2008, 06:45 PM) [snapback]2799540[/snapback]

kabhie mene wrong numbz nahi millaye haan meko mob par aksar aatey rehtay hain ... woh incidents me share karna chahongi ...

* a couple of days ago meko har week mery telenor k numb par aik msg aata tha "main hospital main hon plz 10 rupees ka credit mujhey iss number par send kar do .... [woh number ju usne dia tha woh ufone ka tha]" 2 weeks mene ignore kia kuch nahi kaha jab 3rd week main aya tou mein ne reply main likha "hairat hai tum tou hospital main thay marray nahi abhi tak?" uss k baad mujhey koi sms nahi aaya uss number sey

yeh parh k mar gaya ho ga

tenha_saima

Apr 1 2008, 05:50 AM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Mar 31 2008, 06:49 PM) [snapback]2799548[/snapback]

* mostly aaise wrong number se chawal guys hi tang karte hain ju buht zyada waile hon ... so ... meko aik aur numb se bhi sms aya n its was "mujhey ajj tak bachpan se pyar nahi milla main 7 saal ka tha maa marr gayi thi meri aur meri baap app nahi janti jab main 3 ka tha tab se marr gya meri 3 behnien hain aur main akela hon app plz mujhse baat karlien" iss k jawab main mein larka bann gayi[I pretend that m a guy] aur khoob thek thaak sunaein ... bad words bhi ... phir nahi koi sms aya ... abb jab ata hai tou main mostly recv kar leti hon aur cut kar deti hon aik din aaise kisi ne meko tang kia mene almost uska 200 ka balance zyaa kia 3rd day meko sms aya "khush hain app mera balance khatam kar k" uss k baad mene koi rep nahi kia

hahaha... @ 3 behen'ain

200 ka balance kaisse zaya karaya?? call karva k ?

DEATH_ANGEL

Apr 1 2008, 11:33 AM

bohat hee shooq ha app ko wrong number sunna ka

Sham_99

Apr 1 2008, 02:56 PM

wrong call aur wrong msgs dono hi bohat aatay hain

Sham_99

Apr 1 2008, 02:59 PM

QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Mar 26 2008, 05:42 AM) [snapback]2790666[/snapback]

umm maine kabhi wrong calls nai kien..
haan ati bahut rahti hian..
aik baar sunti hun ke koi jaan pehchan ka banda hai ke nai..
bas fir uske baad call divert pe lag jati hia bhai ke fir bhai janay or wohi janay

nahin yaar.......actually hum pathan hain na........so main to khud hi payar say, ghussay say samjha leti hoon.........lakin bhai tak.........no no no

bhai to emotional ho jatay hain na

aur Allah na karay meray bhaion ko koi masla ho, ameen

Airy_Princess

Apr 2 2008, 12:12 AM

QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 1 2008, 04:21 AM) [snapback]2799819[/snapback]

hahahahhahahahahahahhahahhahaah

you go girl

Fankz

Airy_Princess

Apr 2 2008, 12:12 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 05:48 AM) [snapback]2799871[/snapback]

yeh parh k mar gaya ho ga

haan ... andron lagi hogi

Airy_Princess

Apr 2 2008, 12:13 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 05:50 AM) [snapback]2799872[/snapback]

hahaha... @ 3 behen'ain

200 ka balance kaisse zaya karaya?? call karva k ?

yaar woh hamesha call karta tha na ... n me recv kar k bina bolay cut kar deti thi ... tou aaise ppl ko tab buht tapp charhti hai ... u knw na ... Ignorance is a bliss

Airy_Princess

Apr 2 2008, 12:14 AM

QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 1 2008, 11:33 AM) [snapback]2800177[/snapback]

bohat hee shooq ha app ko wrong number sunna ka

wrong numbers ko buht shoq hai meko tang karne ka

Masoom_Pari

Apr 2 2008, 05:08 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 05:02 AM) [snapback]2799845[/snapback]

kitni duur ?

hahahahaha

IrrAtionaL MethanE

Apr 2 2008, 08:10 PM

QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 1 2008, 04:34 AM) [snapback]2799827[/snapback]

awwwwww poor baby. so u never got to know who she really was. kia ho jata agar aap chale jate. or aapka nam methane hai kia?

or koi nam nai hai kia?

hahaha ... yeah .. she is the only one .. jis ka me ko aaj tk nahi pta chala .. :( ..

naam to kch aur hai .. pr BOARD pr hum is naam say janay jatay hain ..

humakiran

Apr 3 2008, 01:07 AM

QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Apr 2 2008, 11:10 AM) [snapback]2802911[/snapback]

hahaha ... yeah .. she is the only one .. jis ka me ko aaj tk nahi pta chala .. :( ..

naam to kch aur hai .. pr BOARD pr hum is naam say janay jatay hain ..

acha koi gall nai methane paayin

humakiran

Apr 3 2008, 01:08 AM

QUOTE(Airy_Princess @ Apr 1 2008, 03:12 PM) [snapback]2801290[/snapback]

Fankz

u cum cum maim saab

humakiran

Apr 3 2008, 01:12 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Mar 31 2008, 08:29 PM) [snapback]2799860[/snapback]

de too dia hai ...

itni dair se kiu diya hai

humakiran

Apr 3 2008, 01:13 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Mar 31 2008, 08:29 PM) [snapback]2799860[/snapback]

de too dia hai ...

itni dair se kiu diya hai

DEATH_ANGEL

Apr 3 2008, 01:24 AM

chaloo shukar ha huma app ko mila tpoo sahee