QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 3 2008, 01:07 AM) [snapback]2803273[/snapback]
acha koi gall nai methane paayin 
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...
Full Version: Wrong Number
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Mar 31 2008, 08:03 PM) [snapback]2799846[/snapback]
xpereince .. 
maine kayee baar blank calls n wrongs calls maari hain but aaj tak nai pakrri gai lolz.
1 time meri SO CALLED friend i hui thi mere ghar. usko or muje jin charrhe. lolz. maine kaha kiu na kisi ko tang kiya jaye. usne muje apne dost ka number diya. wo pathan type ka hai. lolz.
pehle muje hansne do
hahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahha
acha aagya suno......
to maine usko fone kiya. uska naam muje bhool gaya hai. or wese b yaad kerne laayiq nai tha. lolz.
wo: hello
me: hello untle? (uncle) [i acted as a kid]
wo: who is it?
me: untle, maine na apni clash paash ter li hai ab mere ko gift do
(wo bechara hakka bakka k ye kon hai lol)
wo: kon bol raha hai?
me: untle mai hu. bash muje nai pata mere to jehaz chahiye, gaari chahiye, shara kush chahiye. mere to gift do!!
wo: kon hai yar tang ker raha hai
(usne phone band ker diya. muje phir shararat sujhi or maine phir mila diya)
wo: hello
me: untle aapne fone tiu band tiya? maine baat terni hai aapshe.
wo: who is it muje kiu tang ker rahe ho beta
me: wo untle mere to gift chahiye na mai tia teru (lolz)
(mai mu se raal b tapka rahi thi taake natural bache ki awaz lagay lolz. kher usko kafi pareshan kiya ab ek ek bat to yad nai hai)
me: acha untle mai chalta hu fir mere to mera gift parcel ter dena. ok tata bye
meri saheli boht sara hans rahi thi meri baatain sun sun k. lolz. meri behn b thi. ye to boht purani bat hai. maine apna number hide ker k phone kiya tha. fir usi bande ko fir se phone kiya or sorry kiya k mai hi thi tang ker rahi thi.
wo to phir piche hi parr gaya nai mujse milo nai maine milna hai maine bat kerni hai. fir agle din meri saheli usko mere job per le aai or majburan milna parra. or barra hi badtamiz insaan tha barra hi ganda chipak raha tha. maine saheli ko b galiaan di or usko b lolz tab picha choota
or b kissay hain pehle ye parrh lo fir batati hu
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Apr 2 2008, 04:25 PM) [snapback]2803317[/snapback]
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...
koi gall nai mai tuanu paayin bulawaaangi
meri call ka kissa parrhain zara
QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 2 2008, 08:27 PM) [snapback]2803321[/snapback]
koi gall nai mai tuanu paayin bulawaaangi
meri call ka kissa parrhain zara
meri call ka kissa parrhain zara
punjabi be atee ha huma koo nice to hair
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:30 PM) [snapback]2803325[/snapback]
punjabi be atee ha huma koo nice to hair
tum qamar ho na
nick main qammar nazar aya reha ha kia
chand pathan hoon
wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha
chand pathan hoon
wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:36 PM) [snapback]2803335[/snapback]
nick main qammar nazar aya reha ha kia
chand pathan hoon
wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha
chand pathan hoon
wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha
nick mai qamar to nai hai lekin tum qamar ho ye muje pata hai 100%
qasam pa yaqeen ha ka nahee agar ha too bata doo mainqasam uthan ka leya tayar hoon ka main qammar nahee hoon
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:40 PM) [snapback]2803342[/snapback]
qasam pa yaqeen ha ka nahee agar ha too bata doo mainqasam uthan ka leya tayar hoon ka main qammar nahee hoon
hmmmm qamar kehta hai qasmain jhooti hoti hain or tum keh rahe ho qasam pe yaqeen hai.
i m very sure wo isi id se aata tha
agar nai ho to phir apna naam batao
QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 2 2008, 08:45 PM) [snapback]2803351[/snapback]
hmmmm qamar kehta hai qasmain jhooti hoti hain or tum keh rahe ho qasam pe yaqeen hai.
i m very sure wo isi id se aata tha
agar nai ho to phir apna naam batao
i m very sure wo isi id se aata tha
agar nai ho to phir apna naam batao
lakin main app ko pm kar ka sub kuch batoon ga
theek
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:46 PM) [snapback]2803356[/snapback]
lakin main app ko pm kar ka sub kuch batoon ga
theek
theek
abi pm kero
ahan theek
pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha
wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon
pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha
wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon
never
hello
Konnnnnnnnnn
Oh acha aap ko Taniya se baat kerni hai
to baat actually yeh hai k Taniya to yahan koi nahi rehti .......... haan lekin meri sister ki friend k uncle ki beti ka name Taniya hai lekin i hope k us ka to nahi pooch rahay hongay ......... kyoon k woh to abhi sirf 1 year ki hai aur baat bhi nahi ker sakti
ummmmmmmmmmm to phir aap kis Taniya ki baat ker rahay hain???
Oh i ccccccccccc .......... i think k aap jab number dial ker rahay thay to i think k koi misTake hui hogi jis ki wajah se aap number Taniya ka milana chah rahay hongay per mil gaya mera number yani k
WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG NUMBER
to bas yeh kahoon gii k m really very sorry ......... main Wrong numbers per baat nahi kerti ......... is liye ALLAH HAFIZ
Konnnnnnnnnn
Oh acha aap ko Taniya se baat kerni hai
to baat actually yeh hai k Taniya to yahan koi nahi rehti .......... haan lekin meri sister ki friend k uncle ki beti ka name Taniya hai lekin i hope k us ka to nahi pooch rahay hongay ......... kyoon k woh to abhi sirf 1 year ki hai aur baat bhi nahi ker sakti
ummmmmmmmmmm to phir aap kis Taniya ki baat ker rahay hain???
Oh i ccccccccccc .......... i think k aap jab number dial ker rahay thay to i think k koi misTake hui hogi jis ki wajah se aap number Taniya ka milana chah rahay hongay per mil gaya mera number yani k
WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG NUMBER
to bas yeh kahoon gii k m really very sorry ......... main Wrong numbers per baat nahi kerti ......... is liye ALLAH HAFIZ
chaloo pari jee app hee bat kar loo tanya agar chotee ha tooo
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Apr 3 2008, 01:25 AM) [snapback]2803317[/snapback]
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...
aur baki sab "Majay" k naam se jante hain
acha g suno loko ... ajjj woh ju numbers se meko calls/sms aate hain ... abb unho ne pasto main sms karne start kar diye hain they thought k main shayad urdu/english nahi janti ... ufff log kitne waile hain na
kal sa koi wrong number mila nahee pata nahee kia bat ha
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 4 2008, 01:06 AM) [snapback]2804475[/snapback]
chaloo pari jee app hee bat kar loo tanya agar chotee ha tooo
haye la ......... kesi batain ker rahay hain
hamain to sharam aati hai .............. hum kesay baat ker lain
KHUDARA aisey na kahain werna .........
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 3 2008, 01:52 AM) [snapback]2803366[/snapback]
ahan theek
pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha
wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon
pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha
wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon
hmm to yeh maZay aa rahay hain
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 01:50 PM) [snapback]2806794[/snapback]
haye la ......... kesi batain ker rahay hain
hamain to sharam aati hai .............. hum kesay baat ker lain
KHUDARA aisey na kahain werna .........
hamain to sharam aati hai .............. hum kesay baat ker lain
KHUDARA aisey na kahain werna .........
sawal hee nahee pada hota ka app ko sharam atee ha wasa wrong number lagta ha ajj sahee mila ha
kia kar rehee han app
Sawal paida ho ya na ho lekin jawab zaroor paida hota hai k ............. Mujhey sharam aati hai
Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii
aap k sath
kher manayen ab aap apni
Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii
aap k sath
kher manayen ab aap apni
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 02:48 PM) [snapback]2806831[/snapback]
Sawal paida ho ya na ho lekin jawab zaroor paida hota hai k ............. Mujhey sharam aati hai
Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii
aap k sath
kher manayen ab aap apni
Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii
aap k sath
kher manayen ab aap apni
ahan bohat taz demag kee han app abi swal pada hee nahee howa or jawab pehla hee aya gaya ha
or han wrong number pa too bat honi hee honi ha
app ko sharm atee ha hum sa bat karta howa
haan naa aap se baat kertay huye waqaye sharam aati hai
koi kiya kahay gaa k masoom logon per kesa waqt aa gaya hai
taiz demagh ki hoon .......... Thank You
sab ko bata dain yeh baat ........... maherbani hogi
koi kiya kahay gaa k masoom logon per kesa waqt aa gaya hai
taiz demagh ki hoon .......... Thank You
sab ko bata dain yeh baat ........... maherbani hogi
sub khud hee perh lain ga
sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee
app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok
sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee
app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok
heheh
wrong number mlian
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han
Time to Confess
Jab hum College Uni Mai thaiy ... Tab Buhat Wrong Calls kartaiy thaiy ... wo bhi speaker On kar k
Laikin Hamara Maqsad sirf Good Memories hota tha I mean kissi ko tang karnaiy k Liyeh nahi bass Just to have some fun ...
Hum Call kar k Loogoo'n k Expressions siay judge kartaiy thaiy ... and than stories
College, Uni K Studs aur Hero Bachoo'n ko bhi phone kartaiy thaiy ... Larkiyaan bann kar ... Oh My God ... That part was amazing ..... Larkaiy itnaiy budhoo hotaiy hai'n some time we were not believing
Pakraiy nahi gayeh kabhi ... haan bakra bana kar bata daitaiy thiay ... With Treats and Warnings
Wrong Number Mill jaana aur aa jaana thats too normal
BUT ITS ADVISABLE TO DO ANY SUCH THINGS WE DID IN IGNORANCE MAY ALLAH FORGIVE US ... IT CAN BE TOO HARMFUL SOME TIME ... But Funny Most of the times
Jab hum College Uni Mai thaiy ... Tab Buhat Wrong Calls kartaiy thaiy ... wo bhi speaker On kar k
Laikin Hamara Maqsad sirf Good Memories hota tha I mean kissi ko tang karnaiy k Liyeh nahi bass Just to have some fun ...
Hum Call kar k Loogoo'n k Expressions siay judge kartaiy thaiy ... and than stories
College, Uni K Studs aur Hero Bachoo'n ko bhi phone kartaiy thaiy ... Larkiyaan bann kar ... Oh My God ... That part was amazing ..... Larkaiy itnaiy budhoo hotaiy hai'n some time we were not believing
Pakraiy nahi gayeh kabhi ... haan bakra bana kar bata daitaiy thiay ... With Treats and Warnings
Wrong Number Mill jaana aur aa jaana thats too normal
BUT ITS ADVISABLE TO DO ANY SUCH THINGS WE DID IN IGNORANCE MAY ALLAH FORGIVE US ... IT CAN BE TOO HARMFUL SOME TIME ... But Funny Most of the times
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 5 2008, 08:01 PM) [snapback]2806842[/snapback]
sub khud hee perh lain ga
sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee
app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok
sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee
app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok
yeh wrong call her waqt milay gii .............. hahahaha phir to HC ka phone bill
woh kon pay karay gaa
hahahaha maaq na kerain ........... aap k pass demagh hai hi kahan
acha suno aap k liye
Jalay to aag kehtay hain
bujhay to Rakh kehtay hain
aur jo aap k pass nahi
Usay DEMAGH kehtay hain
Ajkal tou sukar hai no more wrong calls
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 8 2008, 09:07 AM) [snapback]2810164[/snapback]
yeh wrong call her waqt milay gii .............. hahahaha phir to HC ka phone bill
woh kon pay karay gaa
hahahaha maaq na kerain ........... aap k pass demagh hai hi kahan
acha suno aap k liye
Jalay to aag kehtay hain
bujhay to Rakh kehtay hain
aur jo aap k pass nahi
Usay DEMAGH kehtay hain
woh kon pay karay gaa
hahahaha maaq na kerain ........... aap k pass demagh hai hi kahan
acha suno aap k liye
Jalay to aag kehtay hain
bujhay to Rakh kehtay hain
aur jo aap k pass nahi
Usay DEMAGH kehtay hain
waha waha waha
kia kamal ka shair bola ha
jota abi khana han ka jun kee garam doop main
hellow kia hall han app ka kahan sa or kon bat kar reha ha
misss mehak baaat kar rahe hooo aur japan sey baat kar rahe hooo chioo pa chaha chooooohin chuin
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 9 2008, 03:30 AM) [snapback]2810855[/snapback]
waha waha waha
kia kamal ka shair bola ha
jota abi khana han ka jun kee garam doop main
kia kamal ka shair bola ha
jota abi khana han ka jun kee garam doop main
bhook nahi hai
aap khud nosh fermayen
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 6 2008, 05:29 PM) [snapback]2807789[/snapback]
wrong number mlian
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 11 2008, 04:58 PM) [snapback]2814771[/snapback]
2 din say me ko koi bara tang kar raha wrong number per
u tou nahe ho
meine SV ko fn ki wrong number samaj kar
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 04:33 AM) [snapback]2799826[/snapback]
chalo bache .. bhaago idher se
wrong calls.........
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 07:28 PM) [snapback]2799322[/snapback]
ok .. now here is one of the most memorable call that i received .. it was not a RONG call but it was the call that i was never able to track back .. that's why writing here ..
I was sitting and watching PTV drama .. my mom was siting next to me .. and fone rang .. i looked @ CLI, it was from known area and i picked the fone.
me: hello
(agay say aik mohtarma boli)
she: hello ..
me: jee .. kis say baat krni hai ..
she: jee aap say ..
(now jb us nay ye kaha to me confuse ho gya .. since tab mai shareeeef tha ..
.. aur ami b paas hi bethi thi) ..
me: jee aap mujhay janti b hai jo me say baat krni hai .. ? (me nay kabi larki say baat nahi ki thi tb :D)
she: jee .. aap ka naam ye hai .. aur aap flaan colege mai n flaan academy mai parthay hain ..
me: (ye suntay hi me to thunda ho gya .. ) .. i said .. ahan to ..
she: jee aap me ko bohat achay lgtay hain ..
me: dekhain jee .. mujhay tung na karain .. Allah Hafiz
she: aray rukain to .. kya aap me ko kal mil sktay hain ..
me: e mm .. kaha .. ?
she: jee .. flaan colege ki flaan jaga pr (sialkot mai aik hi known colege hai gals ka ).
me: you are telling lie .. waha to aisi koi jaga nahi hai (i was never been in that college .. me nay ye awai hi kaha tha to check her authenticity)
she: MethanE, tm aaj tk us college mai nahi aaye .. how can u say that ..
me: .. (she knows me so much - ami was watching me .. n she got suspicious) .. acha theek hai kal milttay hain .. Allah Hafiz
no sooner she hanged up .. i noted the number from CLI .. and next day i called there from my friends LandLine .. n next was some AUTOMATED COMPTER (aap ka matlooba number budn hai) .. actually she called me from some PCO.
aur us k baad kabi us ki call nahi aayi .. :( ..
I was sitting and watching PTV drama .. my mom was siting next to me .. and fone rang .. i looked @ CLI, it was from known area and i picked the fone.
me: hello
(agay say aik mohtarma boli)
she: hello ..
me: jee .. kis say baat krni hai ..
she: jee aap say ..
(now jb us nay ye kaha to me confuse ho gya .. since tab mai shareeeef tha ..
.. aur ami b paas hi bethi thi) .. me: jee aap mujhay janti b hai jo me say baat krni hai .. ? (me nay kabi larki say baat nahi ki thi tb :D)
she: jee .. aap ka naam ye hai .. aur aap flaan colege mai n flaan academy mai parthay hain ..
me: (ye suntay hi me to thunda ho gya ..
) .. i said .. ahan to .. she: jee aap me ko bohat achay lgtay hain ..
me: dekhain jee .. mujhay tung na karain .. Allah Hafiz
she: aray rukain to .. kya aap me ko kal mil sktay hain ..
me: e mm .. kaha .. ?
she: jee .. flaan colege ki flaan jaga pr (sialkot mai aik hi known colege hai gals ka ).
me: you are telling lie .. waha to aisi koi jaga nahi hai (i was never been in that college .. me nay ye awai hi kaha tha to check her authenticity)
she: MethanE, tm aaj tk us college mai nahi aaye .. how can u say that ..
me:
.. (she knows me so much - ami was watching me .. n she got suspicious) .. acha theek hai kal milttay hain .. Allah Hafizno sooner she hanged up .. i noted the number from CLI .. and next day i called there from my friends LandLine .. n next was some AUTOMATED COMPTER (aap ka matlooba number budn hai) .. actually she called me from some PCO.
aur us k baad kabi us ki call nahi aayi .. :( ..
haha
yaar woh koi jan-nay wali thi bandi
barri shararti thi waisay
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 05:32 AM) [snapback]2799863[/snapback]
kyun ?
ab kyun kya bataoN ?
bas apna apna mizaj hota hay
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 11 2008, 08:17 PM) [snapback]2815113[/snapback]
ab kyun kya bataoN ?
bas apna apna mizaj hota hay
bas apna apna mizaj hota hay
yeh tu sach hia mizaj har person ka difrent hota hia
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Apr 13 2008, 02:48 PM) [snapback]2816385[/snapback]
yeh tu sach hia mizaj har person ka difrent hota hia
thanks for being agree
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 11 2008, 06:15 PM) [snapback]2815010[/snapback]
meine SV ko fn ki wrong number samaj kar
u thay wo jo miss haseena say baat karna chah rahay the
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 16 2008, 06:22 PM) [snapback]2820334[/snapback]
thanks for being agree
tum kin chakkaron men ho ? haaan
bus kardo wrong calls karna
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 17 2008, 10:03 AM) [snapback]2821201[/snapback]
u thay wo jo miss haseena say baat karna chah rahay the
SAMJI NAHI
Wrong Call ayee the us ka batya tha
ok
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 17 2008, 02:09 PM) [snapback]2821579[/snapback]
ok
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 17 2008, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2821589[/snapback]
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 17 2008, 02:19 PM) [snapback]2821599[/snapback]
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.