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IrrAtionaL MethanE
QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 3 2008, 01:07 AM) [snapback]2803273[/snapback]
acha koi gall nai methane paayin krakrani.gif

aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...
humakiran
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Mar 31 2008, 08:03 PM) [snapback]2799846[/snapback]
xpereince .. D.gif



maine kayee baar blank calls n wrongs calls maari hain but aaj tak nai pakrri gai lolz.

1 time meri SO CALLED friend i hui thi mere ghar. usko or muje jin charrhe. lolz. maine kaha kiu na kisi ko tang kiya jaye. usne muje apne dost ka number diya. wo pathan type ka hai. lolz. E9.gif

pehle muje hansne do lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif

hahahhahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahha
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acha aagya suno...... 1-announce1.gif
to maine usko fone kiya. uska naam muje bhool gaya hai. or wese b yaad kerne laayiq nai tha. lolz.

wo: hello
me: hello untle? (uncle) [i acted as a kid]
wo: who is it?
me: untle, maine na apni clash paash ter li hai ab mere ko gift do 0-baby.gif
(wo bechara hakka bakka k ye kon hai lol)
wo: kon bol raha hai?
me: untle mai hu. bash muje nai pata mere to jehaz chahiye, gaari chahiye, shara kush chahiye. mere to gift do!!
wo: kon hai yar tang ker raha hai
(usne phone band ker diya. muje phir shararat sujhi or maine phir mila diya)
wo: hello
me: untle aapne fone tiu band tiya? maine baat terni hai aapshe.
wo: who is it muje kiu tang ker rahe ho beta
me: wo untle mere to gift chahiye na mai tia teru (lolz)
(mai mu se raal b tapka rahi thi taake natural bache ki awaz lagay lolz. kher usko kafi pareshan kiya ab ek ek bat to yad nai hai)
me: acha untle mai chalta hu fir mere to mera gift parcel ter dena. ok tata bye yippie.gif

meri saheli boht sara hans rahi thi meri baatain sun sun k. lolz. meri behn b thi. ye to boht purani bat hai. maine apna number hide ker k phone kiya tha. fir usi bande ko fir se phone kiya or sorry kiya k mai hi thi tang ker rahi thi.

wo to phir piche hi parr gaya nai mujse milo nai maine milna hai maine bat kerni hai. fir agle din meri saheli usko mere job per le aai or majburan milna parra. or barra hi badtamiz insaan tha barra hi ganda chipak raha tha. maine saheli ko b galiaan di or usko b lolz tab picha choota E9.gif

or b kissay hain pehle ye parrh lo fir batati hu D.gif
humakiran
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Apr 2 2008, 04:25 PM) [snapback]2803317[/snapback]
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...



koi gall nai mai tuanu paayin bulawaaangi krakrani.gif

meri call ka kissa parrhain zara
DEATH_ANGEL
QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 2 2008, 08:27 PM) [snapback]2803321[/snapback]
koi gall nai mai tuanu paayin bulawaaangi krakrani.gif

meri call ka kissa parrhain zara
mashaallah.gif
punjabi be atee ha huma koo nice to hair
humakiran
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:30 PM) [snapback]2803325[/snapback]
mashaallah.gif
punjabi be atee ha huma koo nice to hair


tum qamar ho na
DEATH_ANGEL
nick main qammar nazar aya reha ha kia




chand pathan hoon




wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha
humakiran
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:36 PM) [snapback]2803335[/snapback]
nick main qammar nazar aya reha ha kia
chand pathan hoon
wasa app na kall kis koo kee ha



nick mai qamar to nai hai lekin tum qamar ho ye muje pata hai 100%
DEATH_ANGEL
qasam pa yaqeen ha ka nahee agar ha too bata doo mainqasam uthan ka leya tayar hoon ka main qammar nahee hoon
humakiran
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:40 PM) [snapback]2803342[/snapback]
qasam pa yaqeen ha ka nahee agar ha too bata doo mainqasam uthan ka leya tayar hoon ka main qammar nahee hoon

hmmmm qamar kehta hai qasmain jhooti hoti hain or tum keh rahe ho qasam pe yaqeen hai.

i m very sure wo isi id se aata tha


agar nai ho to phir apna naam batao
DEATH_ANGEL
QUOTE(humakiran @ Apr 2 2008, 08:45 PM) [snapback]2803351[/snapback]
hmmmm qamar kehta hai qasmain jhooti hoti hain or tum keh rahe ho qasam pe yaqeen hai.

i m very sure wo isi id se aata tha
agar nai ho to phir apna naam batao

lakin main app ko pm kar ka sub kuch batoon ga
theek
humakiran
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 2 2008, 04:46 PM) [snapback]2803356[/snapback]
lakin main app ko pm kar ka sub kuch batoon ga
theek


abi pm kero
DEATH_ANGEL
ahan theek



pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha


wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon
amir82
never
Masoom_Pari
hello


Konnnnnnnnnn

Oh acha aap ko Taniya se baat kerni hai

to baat actually yeh hai k Taniya to yahan koi nahi rehti .......... haan lekin meri sister ki friend k uncle ki beti ka name Taniya hai lekin i hope k us ka to nahi pooch rahay hongay ......... kyoon k woh to abhi sirf 1 year ki hai aur baat bhi nahi ker sakti

ummmmmmmmmmm to phir aap kis Taniya ki baat ker rahay hain???

Oh i ccccccccccc .......... i think k aap jab number dial ker rahay thay to i think k koi misTake hui hogi jis ki wajah se aap number Taniya ka milana chah rahay hongay per mil gaya mera number yani k


WRONGGGGGGGGGGGG NUMBER


to bas yeh kahoon gii k m really very sorry ......... main Wrong numbers per baat nahi kerti ......... is liye ALLAH HAFIZ


gig.gif

DEATH_ANGEL
chaloo pari jee app hee bat kar loo tanya agar chotee ha tooo
Airy_Princess
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Apr 3 2008, 01:25 AM) [snapback]2803317[/snapback]
aan aan .. dekhain .. aap samjhi nahi .. me ko board pr **SIRF** methane k naam say jantay hain ...

aur baki sab "Majay" k naam se jante hain E9.gif
Airy_Princess
acha g suno loko ... ajjj woh ju numbers se meko calls/sms aate hain ... abb unho ne pasto main sms karne start kar diye hain they thought k main shayad urdu/english nahi janti ... ufff log kitne waile hain na
DEATH_ANGEL
kal sa koi wrong number mila nahee pata nahee kia bat ha
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 4 2008, 01:06 AM) [snapback]2804475[/snapback]
chaloo pari jee app hee bat kar loo tanya agar chotee ha tooo

haye la ......... kesi batain ker rahay hain

hamain to sharam aati hai .............. hum kesay baat ker lain

KHUDARA aisey na kahain werna .........
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 3 2008, 01:52 AM) [snapback]2803366[/snapback]
ahan theek
pm be kar deta han itni jaldee kia ha
wrong number mila howa ha bat too kar loon

hmm to yeh maZay aa rahay hain
DEATH_ANGEL
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 01:50 PM) [snapback]2806794[/snapback]
haye la ......... kesi batain ker rahay hain

hamain to sharam aati hai .............. hum kesay baat ker lain

KHUDARA aisey na kahain werna .........

sawal hee nahee pada hota ka app ko sharam atee ha wasa wrong number lagta ha ajj sahee mila ha

kia kar rehee han app
Masoom_Pari
Sawal paida ho ya na ho lekin jawab zaroor paida hota hai k ............. Mujhey sharam aati hai 0-baby.gif


Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii









aap k sath threaten.gif nana.gif

kher manayen ab aap apni
DEATH_ANGEL
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 5 2008, 02:48 PM) [snapback]2806831[/snapback]
Sawal paida ho ya na ho lekin jawab zaroor paida hota hai k ............. Mujhey sharam aati hai 0-baby.gif
Main aap se baat ker rahi hoon ............... aur aagay ka pata nahi k kiya keroon gii
aap k sath threaten.gif nana.gif

kher manayen ab aap apni

ahan bohat taz demag kee han app abi swal pada hee nahee howa or jawab pehla hee aya gaya ha

or han wrong number pa too bat honi hee honi ha

app ko sharm atee ha hum sa bat karta howa poster_oops.gif
Masoom_Pari
haan naa aap se baat kertay huye waqaye sharam aati hai











koi kiya kahay gaa k masoom logon per kesa waqt aa gaya hai gig.gif



taiz demagh ki hoon .......... Thank You

sab ko bata dain yeh baat ........... maherbani hogi smile.gif
DEATH_ANGEL
sub khud hee perh lain ga




sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee


app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok
Miss Mahruk
heheh
DEATH_ANGEL
wrong number mlian
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han
KamlaJatt
Time to Confess poster_oops.gif

Jab hum College Uni Mai thaiy ... Tab Buhat Wrong Calls kartaiy thaiy ... wo bhi speaker On kar k poster_oops.gif

Laikin Hamara Maqsad sirf Good Memories hota tha I mean kissi ko tang karnaiy k Liyeh nahi bass Just to have some fun ...

Hum Call kar k Loogoo'n k Expressions siay judge kartaiy thaiy ... and than stories

College, Uni K Studs aur Hero Bachoo'n ko bhi phone kartaiy thaiy ... Larkiyaan bann kar ... Oh My God ... That part was amazing ..... Larkaiy itnaiy budhoo hotaiy hai'n some time we were not believing

Pakraiy nahi gayeh kabhi ... haan bakra bana kar bata daitaiy thiay ... With Treats and Warnings gig.gif

Wrong Number Mill jaana aur aa jaana thats too normal smile.gif

BUT ITS ADVISABLE TO DO ANY SUCH THINGS WE DID IN IGNORANCE MAY ALLAH FORGIVE US ... IT CAN BE TOO HARMFUL SOME TIME ... But Funny Most of the times lol3.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 5 2008, 08:01 PM) [snapback]2806842[/snapback]
sub khud hee perh lain ga
sharm na karain hum app ka dost han koi bat nahee abb yeh wrong call har waqat mili reha gee
app taz demag kee han lakin hum sa zaid nahee ok

yeh wrong call her waqt milay gii .............. hahahaha phir to HC ka phone bill 0-22_yikes.gif
woh kon pay karay gaa look.gif

hahahaha maaq na kerain ........... aap k pass demagh hai hi kahan

acha suno aap k liye

Jalay to aag kehtay hain
bujhay to Rakh kehtay hain
aur jo aap k pass nahi

Usay DEMAGH kehtay hain
Silent-Viewer


Ajkal tou sukar hai no more wrong calls gig.gif
DEATH_ANGEL
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 8 2008, 09:07 AM) [snapback]2810164[/snapback]
yeh wrong call her waqt milay gii .............. hahahaha phir to HC ka phone bill 0-22_yikes.gif
woh kon pay karay gaa look.gif

hahahaha maaq na kerain ........... aap k pass demagh hai hi kahan

acha suno aap k liye

Jalay to aag kehtay hain
bujhay to Rakh kehtay hain
aur jo aap k pass nahi

Usay DEMAGH kehtay hain

waha waha waha


kia kamal ka shair bola ha


jota abi khana han ka jun kee garam doop main
DEATH_ANGEL
hellow kia hall han app ka kahan sa or kon bat kar reha ha
Miss Mahruk
misss mehak baaat kar rahe hooo aur japan sey baat kar rahe hooo chioo pa chaha chooooohin chuin
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 9 2008, 03:30 AM) [snapback]2810855[/snapback]
waha waha waha
kia kamal ka shair bola ha
jota abi khana han ka jun kee garam doop main

bhook nahi hai

aap khud nosh fermayen
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CHANDPATHAN @ Apr 6 2008, 05:29 PM) [snapback]2807789[/snapback]
wrong number mlian
hehehehehe na karain
pata ha app na 10 sal baad dant saaf kar leya han

gig.gif
Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 11 2008, 04:58 PM) [snapback]2814771[/snapback]
gig.gif


2 din say me ko koi bara tang kar raha wrong number per

u tou nahe ho look.gif

Sensitive
meine SV ko fn ki wrong number samaj kar D.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 04:33 AM) [snapback]2799826[/snapback]
chalo bache .. bhaago idher se krakrani.gif

wrong calls......... thumbsdown_anim.gif



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Kashif
QUOTE(IrrAtionaL MethanE @ Mar 31 2008, 07:28 PM) [snapback]2799322[/snapback]
ok .. now here is one of the most memorable call that i received .. it was not a RONG call but it was the call that i was never able to track back .. that's why writing here ..

I was sitting and watching PTV drama .. my mom was siting next to me .. and fone rang .. i looked @ CLI, it was from known area and i picked the fone.

me: hello
(agay say aik mohtarma boli)
she: hello ..
me: jee .. kis say baat krni hai ..
she: jee aap say ..
(now jb us nay ye kaha to me confuse ho gya .. since tab mai shareeeef tha .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif .. aur ami b paas hi bethi thi) ..
me: jee aap mujhay janti b hai jo me say baat krni hai .. ? (me nay kabi larki say baat nahi ki thi tb :D)
she: jee .. aap ka naam ye hai .. aur aap flaan colege mai n flaan academy mai parthay hain ..
me: (ye suntay hi me to thunda ho gya .. 1-embaressed_smile.gif ) .. i said .. ahan to ..
she: jee aap me ko bohat achay lgtay hain ..
me: dekhain jee .. mujhay tung na karain .. Allah Hafiz
she: aray rukain to .. kya aap me ko kal mil sktay hain ..
me: e mm .. kaha .. ?
she: jee .. flaan colege ki flaan jaga pr (sialkot mai aik hi known colege hai gals ka ).
me: you are telling lie .. waha to aisi koi jaga nahi hai (i was never been in that college .. me nay ye awai hi kaha tha to check her authenticity)
she: MethanE, tm aaj tk us college mai nahi aaye .. how can u say that ..
me: 0-22_yikes.gif .. (she knows me so much - ami was watching me .. n she got suspicious) .. acha theek hai kal milttay hain .. Allah Hafiz

no sooner she hanged up .. i noted the number from CLI .. and next day i called there from my friends LandLine .. n next was some AUTOMATED COMPTER (aap ka matlooba number budn hai) .. actually she called me from some PCO.

aur us k baad kabi us ki call nahi aayi .. :( .. 0-sosad.gif

haha
yaar woh koi jan-nay wali thi bandi E9.gif
barri shararti thi waisay 1-afsana.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Apr 1 2008, 05:32 AM) [snapback]2799863[/snapback]
kyun ?

ab kyun kya bataoN ? paseena.gif
bas apna apna mizaj hota hay
Miss Mahruk
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 11 2008, 08:17 PM) [snapback]2815113[/snapback]
ab kyun kya bataoN ? paseena.gif
bas apna apna mizaj hota hay




yeh tu sach hia mizaj har person ka difrent hota hia
Kashif
QUOTE(Miss Mahruk @ Apr 13 2008, 02:48 PM) [snapback]2816385[/snapback]
yeh tu sach hia mizaj har person ka difrent hota hia

thanks for being agree 1-kahani.gif
Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 11 2008, 06:15 PM) [snapback]2815010[/snapback]
meine SV ko fn ki wrong number samaj kar D.gif


u thay wo jo miss haseena say baat karna chah rahay the 1-history.gif

Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 16 2008, 06:22 PM) [snapback]2820334[/snapback]
thanks for being agree 1-kahani.gif



tum kin chakkaron men ho ? haaan look.gif

bus kardo wrong calls karna thapar.gif

Sensitive
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 17 2008, 10:03 AM) [snapback]2821201[/snapback]

u thay wo jo miss haseena say baat karna chah rahay the 1-history.gif


SAMJI NAHI
Silent-Viewer


Wrong Call ayee the us ka batya tha
Sensitive
ok
Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 17 2008, 02:09 PM) [snapback]2821579[/snapback]
ok

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Sensitive
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 17 2008, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2821589[/snapback]
threaten.gif

smack.gif
Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Apr 17 2008, 02:19 PM) [snapback]2821599[/snapback]
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