QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 29 2008, 10:10 AM) [snapback]2845268[/snapback]
Abhi kay lye itna kafi hai
nahin.. tumhe khari khari sunni chayie..
Full Version: Aap K Mehman,10 Kanch Kiguriya
Abhi kay lye itna kafi hai
nahin.. tumhe khari khari sunni chayie..
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 29 2008, 10:08 AM) [snapback]2845260[/snapback]
1- Reason tou hoti he hai
2- Qiz hata kar ya mila kar
3- Acha u ko bhalo ke zaban ati hai
4-
5- Bachpan men aisa kya karrteen then jo dant parti the
6- Wo B.com kay result ka kya howa
7- jhooti number aik
8-
9- Afssos ke baat hai
10- HC kay lye bhe time nikal lya karo
1- bas mujhe bahut pyare.. masoom se lagte hian..
2- nai.. unhein mila kar..
3- han bahut achay se..
4-
5- dant apni wajah se nahin parhi kabhi.. bhai ko bachatay howe bahut parhi hia
6- Jald ajayega.. to idhar nashar kardoongi..
7- koi nai jhooti.. last year.. 4000 ki treat hui.. puray office ko khilayi thi
8-
9- afsoos ki kun..
10- han baba nikal hi rahi hun time ab to..
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 12:23 PM) [snapback]2845706[/snapback]
aaaannnn Zalim insaannn
mujhe masoom ko maar rahe ho..
Qiz dekho na.. yeh me ko mar raha hai
mujhe masoom ko maar rahe ho..
Qiz dekho na.. yeh me ko mar raha hai
Mara kahan hain abhi tou khali daraya hai
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 12:24 PM) [snapback]2845707[/snapback]
nahin.. tumhe khari khari sunni chayie..
kkyon sunani chahye
men u ke bhans lekar bhaga howa hon kya
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 12:26 PM) [snapback]2845708[/snapback]
1- bas mujhe bahut pyare.. masoom se lagte hian..
2- nai.. unhein mila kar..
3- han bahut achay se..
4-
5- dant apni wajah se nahin parhi kabhi.. bhai ko bachatay howe bahut parhi hia
6- Jald ajayega.. to idhar nashar kardoongi..
7- koi nai jhooti.. last year.. 4000 ki treat hui.. puray office ko khilayi thi
8-
9- afsoos ki kun..
10- han baba nikal hi rahi hun time ab to..
2- nai.. unhein mila kar..
3- han bahut achay se..
4-
5- dant apni wajah se nahin parhi kabhi.. bhai ko bachatay howe bahut parhi hia
6- Jald ajayega.. to idhar nashar kardoongi..
7- koi nai jhooti.. last year.. 4000 ki treat hui.. puray office ko khilayi thi
8-
9- afsoos ki kun..
10- han baba nikal hi rahi hun time ab to..
1- itnay ganday hotay hain, me nay abhi aik movie dekhe the haroor us men aik bhalo 6 logon ka khon kar deta hai tobaaaaaaaaaaa
2- hahhahahaaha
3- pagal hai oyee
4- kyon mara
5- bhai kya karta tha
bato bato6- thek hai phir hum treat lenge tum say
7- me ko kyon nahe bulayaa tha
8-
9- u ko u kay dost ke Bday ka pata nahe chala tou affsos ke baat nahe hai
10- goodi good packar
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 29 2008, 03:19 PM) [snapback]2846159[/snapback]
Mara kahan hain abhi tou khali daraya hai
koi pata nai u ka.. u kuch maar bhi do...
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 29 2008, 03:49 PM) [snapback]2846179[/snapback]
kkyon sunani chahye
men u ke bhans lekar bhaga howa hon kya
nai u ne meri murghi khayi hai
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 29 2008, 04:26 PM) [snapback]2846221[/snapback]
1- itnay ganday hotay hain, me nay abhi aik movie dekhe the haroor us men aik bhalo 6 logon ka khon kar deta hai tobaaaaaaaaaaa
2- hahhahahaaha
3- pagal hai oyee
4- kyon mara
5- bhai kya karta tha
bato bato6- thek hai phir hum treat lenge tum say
7- me ko kyon nahe bulayaa tha
8-
9- u ko u kay dost ke Bday ka pata nahe chala tou affsos ke baat nahe hai
10- goodi good packar
1- koi nai ganday hote .. u ne mirror dekha hoga..
2- kya ha ha ha
3- tum hoge.. jo kehta hia wohi hota hia
4- me ki marzi
5- bhai bahut shararti tha.. mamoon se bachanay ke liye dant khani parhti thi..
6- lols.. new kharcha abhi se ready
7- tum awayin bin bulaye mehmaan ho
8-
9- koi nai afsoos ki baat.. banda maaf hi kardeta hai..
10-
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 12:23 PM) [snapback]2845705[/snapback]
pata karke rakho na.. ya woh bhi main hi bataon 
haan tum hi batao .......
kiyunke yahan har cheez tum nay hi batani hay
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 30 2008, 12:22 AM) [snapback]2846689[/snapback]
haan tum hi batao .......
kiyunke yahan har cheez tum nay hi batani hay
kiyunke yahan har cheez tum nay hi batani hay
hehehe lafzoon main nai uljhao...
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 30 2008, 09:35 AM) [snapback]2847361[/snapback]
hehehe lafzoon main nai uljhao...
aur kisi cheez mein to uljha nahin sakta ab
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ Apr 30 2008, 10:16 PM) [snapback]2848973[/snapback]
aur kisi cheez mein to uljha nahin sakta ab
Uljhanay ki koshish bhi mat karna
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 2 2008, 09:02 AM) [snapback]2850734[/snapback]
Uljhanay ki koshish bhi mat karna
main nay kya uljhana hay ji.............tussi tay pehlay hi ............ehem ehem
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ May 2 2008, 03:29 PM) [snapback]2851568[/snapback]
main nay kya uljhana hay ji.............tussi tay pehlay hi ............ehem ehem
main mama ko shikayat laga doongi.. ke mujhe pareshan kiya ja raha hia
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 3 2008, 08:58 AM) [snapback]2853248[/snapback]
main mama ko shikayat laga doongi.. ke mujhe pareshan kiya ja raha hia
kis nay kiya preshan
KKG ki mama ji...........yeh jhoot bol rahi hay
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ May 3 2008, 09:05 PM) [snapback]2854388[/snapback]
kis nay kiya preshan
KKG ki mama ji...........yeh jhoot bol rahi hay
KKG ki mama ji...........yeh jhoot bol rahi hay
me ki mama ko pata hai main jhoot nai bolti
HC kay lihaaz sya kuch aisi yaadgar baat jo aap bhool na saki hoon... achi ya buri....
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 5 2008, 12:48 PM) [snapback]2856838[/snapback]
me ki mama ko pata hai main jhoot nai bolti
acha ji...........
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 09:28 PM) [snapback]2846525[/snapback]
Lagta hai mehman sb aik dam fariq hain , dubhara say Q pochna shoro karon kya
Agar life main failure ka word na hota tu kiya hota?????
QUOTE(VrSoLdIeRs @ May 5 2008, 08:23 PM) [snapback]2857675[/snapback]
HC kay lihaaz sya kuch aisi yaadgar baat jo aap bhool na saki hoon... achi ya buri....
HC ke lehaz se.. HC ki get-together.. Coz.. mujhe jab invite kiya gaya tha.. to bahut sari female members ne kaha tha hum ayienge.. but i was alone there.. or sab ne Masha-Allah bahut support kiya.. akela bilkul feel nai honay diya.. ke main inne larkon main akeli bethi hun.. it was courageable.. to meet so many ppl alone.. warna main bahir kabhi bhi akele nai jati.. yeh first time tha mere liye ghar se bahar nikalna woh bhi completely apne own pe.. woh pal bahut achay thay.. jab sab hansi mazaqq kar rahe the.. start ke mere wait se le kar.. mere liye conveyance ki arrangement tak.. jo bigb or sonu ne madad ki.. sab to bagh chalay thay
but it was complete fun.. I enjoyed alot that moment..
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 7 2008, 09:19 AM) [snapback]2860269[/snapback]
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Apr 29 2008, 09:28 PM) [snapback]2846525[/snapback]
Lagta hai mehman sb aik dam fariq hain , dubhara say Q pochna shoro karon kya
Puchlien jee..
QUOTE(hamzaad @ May 27 2008, 08:47 AM) [snapback]2889216[/snapback]
Agar life main failure ka word na hota tu kiya hota?????
asa ho nai sakta ke life main failure jesa word na ho.. coz jahan kisi ki jeet hoti hia..to wahin kisi ki haar bhi mumkin hia.. 2 talwarien aik mayaan main nai rehti hian.. asa nai ke dono hi jeet jayen
QUOTE(MasterJee @ Apr 17 2008, 10:33 PM) [snapback]2822488[/snapback]
DOSTON AB AP KI TENTH MEHMAN KANCH KI GURIYA
APNE MEHMAN SE JO SAWAL CHAHEN POCHEN, KUCH BHI COMMENTS KAREN, JO CHAHE DEDICATE KAREN NAZAM KI SOORET MAIN, ASHA'AR KI SOORET MAIN, PICTURE, YA JOKE, STORY, TAREEFI KALMAT YA TANQEEDI BATEN WATEVER MEMBERS WANT TO SAY THE MEHMAN. LEKIN JO BHI HO GA TEHZEEB K DAIREY MAIN.
LINK FOR PREVIOUS MEHMANS
KAMLI
KNOWN STRANGER
MASOOM PARI
WASI BHAI
SILENT VIEWER
NEMO
AAMINAH
TANHA SAIMA
KASHIF NISAR
APNE MEHMAN SE JO SAWAL CHAHEN POCHEN, KUCH BHI COMMENTS KAREN, JO CHAHE DEDICATE KAREN NAZAM KI SOORET MAIN, ASHA'AR KI SOORET MAIN, PICTURE, YA JOKE, STORY, TAREEFI KALMAT YA TANQEEDI BATEN WATEVER MEMBERS WANT TO SAY THE MEHMAN. LEKIN JO BHI HO GA TEHZEEB K DAIREY MAIN.
LINK FOR PREVIOUS MEHMANS
KAMLI
KNOWN STRANGER
MASOOM PARI
WASI BHAI
SILENT VIEWER
NEMO
AAMINAH
TANHA SAIMA
KASHIF NISAR
arey me ko tu pata hee nahi chala
welcoem jee
QUOTE(life of wat @ May 27 2008, 09:52 AM) [snapback]2889290[/snapback]
arey me ko tu pata hee nahi chala
welcoem jee
welcoem jee
thankuuu jeee...
hmmmmmmmmmm
ab aaein na D.A Katehray mei..
pehle to yeh bataaein k aap ne mera ek reply nai kiya, abi bhi pehnding hai..... umeed hai yaaad to nahi hoga
us k baad aap ko Welcome Mehmaan khaanay mein,,,
Sunaaein k Job kaisi chal rai hay aur aap ka DSL kaisa hai?? abi slow huwa yaaa karna paray gaa...
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 27 2008, 09:48 AM) [snapback]2889281[/snapback]
HC ke lehaz se.. HC ki get-together.. Coz.. mujhe jab invite kiya gaya tha.. to bahut sari female members ne kaha tha hum ayienge.. but i was alone there.. or sab ne Masha-Allah bahut support kiya.. akela bilkul feel nai honay diya.. ke main inne larkon main akeli bethi hun.. it was courageable.. to meet so many ppl alone.. warna main bahir kabhi bhi akele nai jati.. yeh first time tha mere liye ghar se bahar nikalna woh bhi completely apne own pe.. woh pal bahut achay thay.. jab sab hansi mazaqq kar rahe the.. start ke mere wait se le kar.. mere liye conveyance ki arrangement tak.. jo bigb or sonu ne madad ki.. sab to bagh chalay thay but it was complete fun.. I enjoyed alot that moment..
but it was complete fun.. I enjoyed alot that moment..ITS OUR PLEASURE............K HUM KISI KO ALONE OR BORE FEEL NAHI HONAY DETAY KABHI.........AUR AFTER GET 2 GATHER SAB NAY BHAGNA HI TOU THA............K OFFICE WALO SAY JHOOT JO KAH KAR AAYE THAY
Apni kon se habit buri lagti hay, or kia usay khabi theek karnay ke zehmat ke hay ?
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ May 28 2008, 08:34 PM) [snapback]2891438[/snapback]
hmmmmmmmmmm
ab aaein na D.A Katehray mei..
pehle to yeh bataaein k aap ne mera ek reply nai kiya, abi bhi pehnding hai..... umeed hai yaaad to nahi hoga
us k baad aap ko Welcome Mehmaan khaanay mein,,,
Sunaaein k Job kaisi chal rai hay aur aap ka DSL kaisa hai?? abi slow huwa yaaa karna paray gaa...
tumhe months baad hosh ata hai..
mujeh mehmaan banay howe month hone laga hai..
konsi baat.. konsa reply pending hia.. tello tello..
JOb Allah ka shuker sahi chal rahi hai.. DSL aj kal slow hia..
QUOTE(hamzaad @ May 28 2008, 11:22 PM) [snapback]2891540[/snapback]
ITS OUR PLEASURE............K HUM KISI KO ALONE OR BORE FEEL NAHI HONAY DETAY KABHI.........AUR AFTER GET 2 GATHER SAB NAY BHAGNA HI TOU THA............K OFFICE WALO SAY JHOOT JO KAH KAR AAYE THAY
jee jee mujhe andaza hia...
QUOTE(hamzaad @ May 28 2008, 11:25 PM) [snapback]2891542[/snapback]
Apni kon se habit buri lagti hay, or kia usay khabi theek karnay ke zehmat ke hay ?
bhalai karne ki.. pata nai kun meri yeh inni buri adat hai.. ke mere andar ki insaniyat khatam hi nai hoti hia.
khuwa kisi ne mere sath bura kun na kiya ho.. agr woh b koi madad maangay to main madad kardeti hun..
baht bar koshish ki hia.. lekin dheet hun koi faida nai hua..
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 29 2008, 08:48 AM) [snapback]2891965[/snapback]
tumhe months baad hosh ata hai..
mujeh mehmaan banay howe month hone laga hai..
konsi baat.. konsa reply pending hia.. tello tello..
JOb Allah ka shuker sahi chal rahi hai.. DSL aj kal slow hia..
mujeh mehmaan banay howe month hone laga hai..
konsi baat.. konsa reply pending hia.. tello tello..
JOb Allah ka shuker sahi chal rahi hai.. DSL aj kal slow hia..
wo Dr. ne 1 month BED REST ko kaha tha.. Cricket kheltay huway Injured ho gaya tha na
oh... chalo, koi nai, yeh bataao k tumhari mehmaan nawazi mei koi kami to nahi ki HC members ne 1 month mei
arryy woo email ka reply, MKT Plan ka, wo jo me ne bheja tha kaam ayaa, was that ok??
muje bataya bi nai tha
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ May 30 2008, 09:50 AM) [snapback]2894096[/snapback]
wo Dr. ne 1 month BED REST ko kaha tha.. Cricket kheltay huway Injured ho gaya tha na
oh... chalo, koi nai, yeh bataao k tumhari mehmaan nawazi mei koi kami to nahi ki HC members ne 1 month mei
arryy woo email ka reply, MKT Plan ka, wo jo me ne bheja tha kaam ayaa, was that ok??
muje bataya bi nai tha
oh acha.. ab kese ho? theek ho na?
yup.. abhi tak to koi kasar nai chori hia .. mehmaan nawazi main..
yup it worked.. she was thankful to you...
kya batati
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 30 2008, 10:12 AM) [snapback]2894170[/snapback]
oh acha.. ab kese ho? theek ho na?
yup.. abhi tak to koi kasar nai chori hia .. mehmaan nawazi main..
yup it worked.. she was thankful to you...
kya batati
yup.. abhi tak to koi kasar nai chori hia .. mehmaan nawazi main..
yup it worked.. she was thankful to you...
kya batati
YeP Theek Thaak, FIT but not FAT like U ( cuz me PEPSI nai peetaa... cuz i know the fact k wo BLACK PEPSI banti kaisay hai
)ahaan, yehi umeed thi HC mem. se...
chalo thts gud k it worked, cuz i was in search of another 1, k agar wo na kaam aay to koi aur pata karon frndz se, bas isi liye wanted to know
yehi bataa deeti k it worked, mujhe ziaadaa extra effort na karna parti (just joking.)
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ May 30 2008, 10:19 AM) [snapback]2894187[/snapback]
YeP Theek Thaak, FIT but not FAT like U ( cuz me PEPSI nai peetaa... cuz i know the fact k wo BLACK PEPSI banti kaisay hai
)ahaan, yehi umeed thi HC mem. se...
chalo thts gud k it worked, cuz i was in search of another 1, k agar wo na kaam aay to koi aur pata karon frndz se, bas isi liye wanted to know
yehi bataa deeti k it worked, mujhe ziaadaa extra effort na karna parti (just joking.)
jee jee...
sorry sorry.. main nai bata saki..
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 30 2008, 10:31 AM) [snapback]2894216[/snapback]
jee jee...
sorry sorry.. main nai bata saki..
sorry sorry.. main nai bata saki..
oh me jst joking, its ok jee ...
AAJ me ka Arbi me batein karne ko dil kar ra ha, kiya hamaray Mehmaan hamara saath dein ge? arbi mei baat karein ge?
Hall Antiii be-khairr???
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ May 30 2008, 10:39 AM) [snapback]2894248[/snapback]
oh me jst joking, its ok jee ...
AAJ me ka Arbi me batein karne ko dil kar ra ha, kiya hamaray Mehmaan hamara saath dein ge? arbi mei baat karein ge?
Hall Antiii be-khairr???
mujhe arbi nai aati
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ May 30 2008, 11:15 AM) [snapback]2894327[/snapback]
mujhe arbi nai aati
acha....
waise Karachi k logon ki urdu ka ek specific style hai, wo us se pehchane jate hein, aur PAAN ziada khaatay hein..
aap bhi kahein PAAN to nai khaatein??
Like Mooosi
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ May 31 2008, 02:13 PM) [snapback]2896182[/snapback]
acha....
waise Karachi k logon ki urdu ka ek specific style hai, wo us se pehchane jate hein, aur PAAN ziada khaatay hein..
aap bhi kahein PAAN to nai khaatein??
Like Mooosi
heheheh
wese tumhe aik mazay ki baat bataon
log mujhe yahan mere urdu bolne ke style se pehchaan jatay hian ke main punjabi hun
main paan nai khati.. ase koi shouq nai hian... shayad 5-6 yrs pehle khaya ho aik aadh baar.. woh bhi meetha pan ka patta
we are pure kashmiri punjabi
QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Jun 3 2008, 07:48 AM) [snapback]2901493[/snapback]
heheheh
wese tumhe aik mazay ki baat bataon
log mujhe yahan mere urdu bolne ke style se pehchaan jatay hian ke main punjabi hun
main paan nai khati.. ase koi shouq nai hian... shayad 5-6 yrs pehle khaya ho aik aadh baar.. woh bhi meetha pan ka patta
we are pure kashmiri punjabi
wese tumhe aik mazay ki baat bataon
log mujhe yahan mere urdu bolne ke style se pehchaan jatay hian ke main punjabi hun
main paan nai khati.. ase koi shouq nai hian... shayad 5-6 yrs pehle khaya ho aik aadh baar.. woh bhi meetha pan ka patta
we are pure kashmiri punjabi
haha, arryy waaaqieee??????
ji ji, i know k aap punjabi ho lekin suni nai punjab aap se, isi liye abi tak confirm nai.. (wo kehtay hein na, [b]Trust, but Verify (My Sologan for SQA/ SW-Testing ) hehehee...
ahaan.. abi nahi khaatein naa, Burhi maasi banoo gi to khanay lagoo gi..
hmmmm, Kashmir se migrate kab ho k aae thay??
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QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Jun 3 2008, 10:15 PM) [snapback]2903118[/snapback]
haha, arryy waaaqieee??????
ji ji, i know k aap punjabi ho lekin suni nai punjab aap se, isi liye abi tak confirm nai.. (wo kehtay hein na, [b]Trust, but Verify (My Sologan for SQA/ SW-Testing ) hehehee...
ahaan.. abi nahi khaatein naa, Burhi maasi banoo gi to khanay lagoo gi..
hmmmm, Kashmir se migrate kab ho k aae thay??
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heheh..koi gal nai..
main punjabi wich keri gal karaan
migrate mere dada n nana dono partition ke time hue thay..
With The permission of KKG next n final mehman will be HAMZAAD
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salma 2 alll....m new here...how r u all?hope u ill welcum me warmly....
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