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* SOZ *
May 6 2008, 08:51 PM
Once Gohar Bhai had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.The guest asked what is this? 1-think.gif
Gohar Bhai didn't know much English, poster_oops.gif
he replied "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" graduated.gif
* SOZ *
May 6 2008, 08:54 PM
Wah Gohar Bhai kya fit translation ki hai... icon_peace.gif
phir mein kab say join karoon English classes??? 1-afsana.gif
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biglol.gif
Perplexed Soul
May 7 2008, 12:36 AM
Goher bhai kahin Milk main lizard wizard to nahin gir gai 0-17_wink.gif



Kashif
May 7 2008, 12:56 AM
hehe

koi baat nahin .............jab koi language na aati ho to aisay hi kaam chalana parta hay gig.gif
CoOl LeO
May 7 2008, 05:08 AM
Gohar bhai yeh umeed na thi lol3.gif 0-17_wink.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 03:27 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 6 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Once Gohar Bhai had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.The guest asked what is this? 1-think.gif
Gohar Bhai didn't know much English, poster_oops.gif
he replied "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" graduated.gif

eusa_dance.gif

Haan naa.... 5.gif Phir , main ney socha kahin wo "Faranggi " ye na samjhey k ..
mujhey English nahin aati .. tou main ney uss se poochha ... !!

" will u Eat sweet sweet syrup , in round round pipe lines ...?? "

Woh meri offar par heyraan ho gaya ... ( Usey pata he na chala k .. main ney usey " Jalebiyon " ki offer ki thee.. !! 5.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 03:34 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 6 2008, 08:54 PM) *
Wah Gohar Bhai kya fit translation ki hai... icon_peace.gif
phir mein kab say join karoon English classes??? 1-afsana.gif
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biglol.gif

shades.gif
Bibi .. aap ki taaleemi qabliyat tou mujhey pata hay ..

aap ney B.A kiya huwa hay naa....?? yes.gif

Matlab k ... Angrezi k 2 harf parhey .. wo bhee Ultey .... !! dunno.gif

Ab jab aap ka Buniyadi Elm he Ulta hay tou ussey seedha karney main ..
" TAME " tou lagey gaa naa....
ab ye tou hay nahin ... k main Angrezi Qayeda Ghol k aap ko pila doon .. aur aap bolney lagg jaow ..

A.. Se Seyb... !! nah.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 03:46 PM
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ May 7 2008, 12:36 AM) *
Goher bhai kahin Milk main lizard wizard to nahin gir gai 0-17_wink.gif

scrt.gif .. Nahin naa... he ( Milk ) was sleeping under Rounded silver blanket ( Silver ki thaali Ourhi huie thee... ) adb.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 03:54 PM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ May 7 2008, 12:56 AM) *
hehe

koi baat nahin .............jab koi language na aati ho to aisay hi kaam chalana parta hay gig.gif

Yehi tou ..... icon_peace.gif


Aik baar aisa huwa k .. uss " Faranggi " ney murghi k andey ki taraf ishara kar k poochha ... k ye kya hay ...??

wo iss liey nahin pehchan paya k .. hum ney desi style main uss andey ki jo hajamat ki thee fry kartey huwey ... Uss main duniya jahan k masaley.. aur ma'dniyaat daley huwey thay ..
wo samjh he nahin paya k ye " Andda " hay ...
uss waqt ittefaaq se .. mujhey yaad he nahin aya k anddey ko kya kehtey hain ... 5.gif

Bohut mushkil soorat e haal thee ... 0-sosad.gif

Achanak merey hoshiyaar zehen ney .. apna Jouhar dikhaya ... aur main ney usey bataya ...

" This is Chiken b4 Birth " yippie.gif
rani aapi
May 7 2008, 04:00 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 6 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Once Gohar Bhai had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.The guest asked what is this? 1-think.gif
Gohar Bhai didn't know much English, poster_oops.gif
he replied "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" graduated.gif

Abh goray yeh na samjhain na kay hum logoun ko english nahi aati graduated.gif

akhir kuch ro'b to hona chahiyeah na , beshak english ki tang hi kion na tootay rule.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 04:16 PM
QUOTE(rani aapi @ May 7 2008, 04:00 PM) *
Abh goray yeh na samjhain na kay hum logoun ko english nahi aati graduated.gif

akhir kuch ro'b to hona chahiyeah na , beshak english ki tang hi kion na tootay rule.gif

clapping3.gif

Ye baat .... thumbup.gif

Kam az kam .. koi tou ho naa k jo un sey baghair giney badley ley sakey .. sport.gif

Wo har baat main kiss tarah hamari .. kahwateen k barey main poochhtey hain ..

" Oh , i see ...?? " ( wo aie thee..? ) shades.gif

scrt.gif lekin ye poochhtey kis ka hain ...??
classic
May 7 2008, 04:16 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 6 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Once Gohar Bhai had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.The guest asked what is this? 1-think.gif
Gohar Bhai didn't know much English, poster_oops.gif
he replied "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" graduated.gif

aik bonga hi aisi situAtion ko ache se handle ker sakta hai...........k english bi bol di aur dosre ko pata hi nai chala k english bol rahe hain icon_peace.gif
how bongish na......................... graduated.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 04:36 PM
QUOTE(classic @ May 7 2008, 04:16 PM) *
aik bonga hi aisi situAtion ko ache se handle ker sakta hai...........k english bi bol di aur dosre ko pata hi nai chala k english bol rahe hain icon_peace.gif
how bongish na......................... graduated.gif

Haan naa...

Bongey dee ramz noo bongi he janey
Hor na janey koiee... !! eusa_dance.gif

Haan aik aur kamaal ... kabhi kabhi tou main bagher Boley bhee English main samjha deta hoon ..

biglol.gif ... Dekhaa..... bagher boley pata chal gaya naa.. ( Main ney kaha Laugh .... ) 0-love.gif
Kashif
May 7 2008, 07:38 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 03:27 PM) *
eusa_dance.gif

Haan naa.... 5.gif Phir , main ney socha kahin wo "Faranggi " ye na samjhey k ..
mujhey English nahin aati .. tou main ney uss se poochha ... !!

" will u Eat sweet sweet syrup , in round round pipe lines ...?? "

Woh meri offar par heyraan ho gaya ... ( Usey pata he na chala k .. main ney usey " Jalebiyon " ki offer ki thee.. !! 5.gif

haha
yeh huwee na baat icon_peace.gif
Kashif
May 7 2008, 07:43 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 03:54 PM) *
Yehi tou ..... icon_peace.gif


Aik baar aisa huwa k .. uss " Faranggi " ney murghi k andey ki taraf ishara kar k poochha ... k ye kya hay ...??

wo iss liey nahin pehchan paya k .. hum ney desi style main uss andey ki jo hajamat ki thee fry kartey huwey ... Uss main duniya jahan k masaley.. aur ma'dniyaat daley huwey thay ..
wo samjh he nahin paya k ye " Andda " hay ...
uss waqt ittefaaq se .. mujhey yaad he nahin aya k anddey ko kya kehtey hain ... 5.gif

Bohut mushkil soorat e haal thee ... 0-sosad.gif

Achanak merey hoshiyaar zehen ney .. apna Jouhar dikhaya ... aur main ney usey bataya ...

" This is Chiken b4 Birth " yippie.gif

hahaha
yeh to aur bhi kamal ho gya na E9.gif
aaminah
May 7 2008, 09:47 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 6 2008, 08:51 PM) *
Once Gohar Bhai had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.The guest asked what is this? 1-think.gif
Gohar Bhai didn't know much English, poster_oops.gif
he replied "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" graduated.gif



E9.gif E9.gif E9.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 09:54 PM
QUOTE(aaminah @ May 7 2008, 09:47 PM) *
E9.gif E9.gif E9.gif

0-sosad.gif Uooo Tooooooo 0-sosad.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 09:55 PM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ May 7 2008, 07:38 PM) *
haha
yeh huwee na baat icon_peace.gif

graduated.gif Yess... This was the " Talk " ... 1-jokes.gif
Perplexed Soul
May 7 2008, 10:10 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 03:46 PM) *
scrt.gif .. Nahin naa... he ( Milk ) was sleeping under Rounded silver blanket ( Silver ki thaali Ourhi huie thee... ) adb.gif



yani silver ki theli woh bhi rounded ? 1-think.gif


khoob oorhai wese icon_peace.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 10:18 PM
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ May 7 2008, 10:10 PM) *
yani silver ki theli woh bhi rounded ? 1-think.gif
khoob oorhai wese icon_peace.gif

breakface1.gif breakface1.gif No " Thailee yaar ....

"Thaaleee" ... Bengan of thaalee nahin suna ...?? 0-17_wink.gif
aaminah
May 7 2008, 10:19 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 09:54 PM) *
0-sosad.gif Uooo Tooooooo 0-sosad.gif



umm joke pr hassi ayi hey na poster_oops.gif
aaminah
May 7 2008, 10:21 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 03:54 PM) *
Yehi tou ..... icon_peace.gif


Aik baar aisa huwa k .. uss " Faranggi " ney murghi k andey ki taraf ishara kar k poochha ... k ye kya hay ...??

wo iss liey nahin pehchan paya k .. hum ney desi style main uss andey ki jo hajamat ki thee fry kartey huwey ... Uss main duniya jahan k masaley.. aur ma'dniyaat daley huwey thay ..
wo samjh he nahin paya k ye " Andda " hay ...
uss waqt ittefaaq se .. mujhey yaad he nahin aya k anddey ko kya kehtey hain ... 5.gif

Bohut mushkil soorat e haal thee ... 0-sosad.gif

Achanak merey hoshiyaar zehen ney .. apna Jouhar dikhaya ... aur main ney usey bataya ...

" This is Chiken b4 Birth " yippie.gif


lol1.gif lol1.gif
nice one thumbup.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 10:22 PM
QUOTE(aaminah @ May 7 2008, 10:19 PM) *
umm joke pr hassi ayi hey na poster_oops.gif

paseena.gif

That was nat o joke ... 0-sosad.gif
SOZ jee uss par woh likhna bhool gaee hain .. scrt.gif

" TO WHOME IT MAY CONCERN " lol1.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 10:24 PM
QUOTE(aaminah @ May 7 2008, 10:21 PM) *
lol1.gif lol1.gif
nice one thumbup.gif

eusa_dance.gif New translation for " Egg " Chiken b4 birth " krakrani.gif
Perplexed Soul
May 7 2008, 10:24 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 10:18 PM) *
breakface1.gif breakface1.gif No " Thailee yaar ....

"Thaaleee" ... Bengan of thaalee nahin suna ...?? 0-17_wink.gif



yani ke thailee on thaalee ? 102.gif

bengan of thaalee? woh to kaii bar watchay hain maine lol1.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 10:27 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ May 7 2008, 05:08 AM) *
Gohar bhai yeh umeed na thi lol3.gif 0-17_wink.gif

Yaraaa.....

Tum ney bhe Mujhey Qoumi " Leader " he smjha thaa ... 1-embaressed_smile.gif

kuchh tou umeed rakhtey
main tou Awam hoon .... krakrani.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 10:29 PM
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ May 7 2008, 10:24 PM) *
yani ke thailee on thaalee ? 102.gif

bengan of thaalee? woh to kaii bar watchay hain maine lol1.gif

shades.gif Ya Tou English use he na karo ... 107.gif
agar karo tou .. bilkul "Write " honi chahiey ... rule.gif

Ab ye " Watchey " kya hay ..?? " Lookey " usey karna thaa naa... ngry.gif
Perplexed Soul
May 7 2008, 11:06 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 10:29 PM) *
shades.gif Ya Tou English use he na karo ... 107.gif
agar karo tou .. bilkul "Write " honi chahiey ... rule.gif

Ab ye " Watchey " kya hay ..?? " Lookey " usey karna thaa naa... ngry.gif



aray bhai english hi to U zee thi

write karne ka faida? yahan to pen hi ko holdna hi nahin ata imslow.gif

maine lookaa icon_peace.gif
**Gohar
May 7 2008, 11:23 PM
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ May 7 2008, 11:06 PM) *
aray bhai english hi to U zee thi

write karne ka faida? yahan to pen hi ko holdna hi nahin ata imslow.gif

maine lookaa icon_peace.gif

107.gif Uhffff.... Phir " Error " dey diya na English speaking main ..

Pen ko " Holda " nahin jata ... " Catcha " jata hay .... !! 45.gif
Perplexed Soul
May 8 2008, 12:54 AM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 11:23 PM) *
107.gif Uhffff.... Phir " Error " dey diya na English speaking main ..

Pen ko " Holda " nahin jata ... " Catcha " jata hay .... !! 45.gif



ooh maaaiii gaaat

ghalti se mistake done gai

catchna nahin ata paseena.gif
Silent-Viewer
May 8 2008, 12:53 PM

hahahhahaha

zabardast , wonderfull hahaha mujh ko bhee sekhne hai englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gohar sb say
classic
May 8 2008, 06:36 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 04:36 PM) *
Haan naa...

Bongey dee ramz noo bongi he janey
Hor na janey koiee... !! eusa_dance.gif

Haan aik aur kamaal ... kabhi kabhi tou main bagher Boley bhee English main samjha deta hoon ..

biglol.gif ... Dekhaa..... bagher boley pata chal gaya naa.. ( Main ney kaha Laugh .... ) 0-love.gif

acha aisa bhar sa mun kholne ka matlab hansna hota hai poster_oops.gif
me samjhi u ko jamai ayi hai aur abi mai u ko tokne wali k mun per hath rako 0-16_angry.gif

acha hua u ne bata di 0-17_wink.gif

me how bongi na graduated.gif
Khalish
May 8 2008, 08:25 PM
The very right explanation .. can't be a better one. scrt.gif
hawwa ki beti
May 9 2008, 02:00 AM
Sir Sayyad Ahmad Khan ney apney
shagirdon ko English ki taleem dena shuroo ki
to shagird ibteda main nahayyat rawaani sey
tutti pajji english boltey they aur aisi english
bolney per angraiz ghusa kartey they keh
in logon ney hamari english ka kia haal kar diya.
Sir Sayyad Ahmad Khan khush they keh angraizon
sey badla lainey ka achha tareeqa mil gaya.
Gohar sahib ney bhi shagirdon wala kaam kiya
bus itna zaroor kahoon gee keh

Gohar sahib >> LIVE CONTINUE [ = jeetay raho ]

gig.gif








* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 12:29 PM
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ May 6 2008, 10:36 PM) *
Goher bhai kahin Milk main lizard wizard to nahin gir gai 0-17_wink.gif


poster_oops.gif tum giray hee kyun...
* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 12:35 PM
QUOTE(M Kashif Nisar @ May 6 2008, 10:56 PM) *
hehe

koi baat nahin .............jab koi language na aati ho to aisay hi kaam chalana parta hay gig.gif


Kharbooza kharboozay ka dard hee samajh sakta hai... lol3.gif
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poster_oops.gif
* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 12:37 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ May 7 2008, 03:08 AM) *
Gohar bhai yeh umeed na thi lol3.gif 0-17_wink.gif

number1.gif aap kar dein translation...
* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 12:42 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 01:27 PM) *
eusa_dance.gif

Haan naa.... 5.gif Phir , main ney socha kahin wo "Faranggi " ye na samjhey k ..
mujhey English nahin aati .. tou main ney uss se poochha ... !!

" will u Eat sweet sweet syrup , in round round pipe lines ...?? "

Woh meri offar par heyraan ho gaya ... ( Usey pata he na chala k .. main ney usey " Jalebiyon " ki offer ki thee.. !! 5.gif


biglol.gif Gohar Bhai, aik to aisi english,,,ooper say weisi english... lol3.gif
* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 01:01 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 01:34 PM) *
shades.gif
Bibi .. aap ki taaleemi qabliyat tou mujhey pata hay ..

aap ney B.A kiya huwa hay naa....?? yes.gif

Matlab k ... Angrezi k 2 harf parhey .. wo bhee Ultey .... !! dunno.gif

Ab jab aap ka Buniyadi Elm he Ulta hay tou ussey seedha karney main ..
" TAME " tou lagey gaa naa....
ab ye tou hay nahin ... k main Angrezi Qayeda Ghol k aap ko pila doon .. aur aap bolney lagg jaow ..

A.. Se Seyb... !! nah.gif


mashaallah.gif mashaallah.gif

The blind leading the blind... thumbsdown_anim.gif
* SOZ *
May 9 2008, 01:04 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 01:54 PM) *
Yehi tou ..... icon_peace.gif
Aik baar aisa huwa k .. uss " Faranggi " ney murghi k andey ki taraf ishara kar k poochha ... k ye kya hay ...??

wo iss liey nahin pehchan paya k .. hum ney desi style main uss andey ki jo hajamat ki thee fry kartey huwey ... Uss main duniya jahan k masaley.. aur ma'dniyaat daley huwey thay ..
wo samjh he nahin paya k ye " Andda " hay ...
uss waqt ittefaaq se .. mujhey yaad he nahin aya k anddey ko kya kehtey hain ... 5.gif

Bohut mushkil soorat e haal thee ... 0-sosad.gif

Achanak merey hoshiyaar zehen ney .. apna Jouhar dikhaya ... aur main ney usey bataya ...

" This is Chiken b4 Birth " yippie.gif


you1.gif abb to pakka yaqeen ho gya mujhay...
Kashif
May 9 2008, 01:23 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 9 2008, 12:35 PM) *
Kharbooza kharboozay ka dard hee samajh sakta hai... lol3.gif
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poster_oops.gif

apni taraf say muhawaray ki tang nahin tortay krakrani.gif
Kashif
May 9 2008, 01:27 PM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ May 7 2008, 09:55 PM) *
graduated.gif Yess... This was the " Talk " ... 1-jokes.gif

good good

jab woh humari urdu ghalat bol saktay hain to hum bhi unki zuban apnay shtyle mein bolein gey icon_peace.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 02:40 PM
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ May 8 2008, 12:53 PM) *

hahahhahaha

zabardast , wonderfull hahaha mujh ko bhee sekhne hai englishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gohar sb say


graduated.gif icon_peace.gif graduated.gif

Yess Y Not ... " Enterance " is opened.... 1-kahani.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 02:47 PM
QUOTE(classic @ May 8 2008, 06:36 PM) *
acha aisa bhar sa mun kholne ka matlab hansna hota hai poster_oops.gif
me samjhi u ko jamai ayi hai aur abi mai u ko tokne wali k mun per hath rako 0-16_angry.gif

acha hua u ne bata di 0-17_wink.gif

me how bongi na graduated.gif

poster_oops.gif U mean k " Openining a mouth like a Hell " is not equal to " Laaff" 1-think.gif


Haan Uoo R " Oscared Bongi " chmp.gif icon_peace.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Khalish @ May 8 2008, 08:25 PM) *
The very right explanation .. can't be a better one. scrt.gif

afrd.gif Ouhhh...... Ye awaaz main ney kaheen suni hay .....!! chaa.gif

Translation :- " Tum sey barh kar Duniya main na dekha koi aur .... 0-headbang.gif

0-baby.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 02:56 PM
QUOTE(hawwa ki beti @ May 9 2008, 02:00 AM) *
Sir Sayyad Ahmad Khan ney apney
shagirdon ko English ki taleem dena shuroo ki
to shagird ibteda main nahayyat rawaani sey
tutti pajji english boltey they aur aisi english
bolney per angraiz ghusa kartey they keh
in logon ney hamari english ka kia haal kar diya.
Sir Sayyad Ahmad Khan khush they keh angraizon
sey badla lainey ka achha tareeqa mil gaya.
Gohar sahib ney bhi shagirdon wala kaam kiya
bus itna zaroor kahoon gee keh

Gohar sahib >> LIVE CONTINUE [ = jeetay raho ]

gig.gif

icon_peace.gif... Faranggi ye na samjhey k " Sir Syed nahin hain tou Un ka ye Inteqaam adhoora reh jaey gaa... !! 1-history.gif " I M Not...!! " ( Main hoon naa .. ) eusa_dance.gif

Uhfff hkb jee....2 harf boley angrezzi k lekin .. Inteqaam ley he liya naa... 1-kahani.gif

May U live also in Happy progress... !! duas.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 9 2008, 12:29 PM) *
poster_oops.gif tum giray hee kyun...

Translation : - " Y U Dived in deep Milk Thaalee.... !! 0-17_wink.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 9 2008, 12:35 PM) *
Kharbooza kharboozay ka dard hee samajh sakta hai... lol3.gif
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poster_oops.gif

1-embaressed_smile.gif Dont " Laaff " over painfull " Kharboozaaz"... 0-sosad.gif
kahin ye SOZ e Kharboozaa'ie aap ko bhee na be chain kar day... !! krakrani.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 03:03 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 9 2008, 12:42 PM) *
biglol.gif Gohar Bhai, aik to aisi english,,,ooper say weisi english... lol3.gif

icon_peace.gif
Jab zalimon sey inteqaam he lena hay tou kya sochna " Aisa ya Waisa " StayAway.gif
**Gohar
May 9 2008, 03:06 PM
QUOTE(* SOZ * @ May 9 2008, 01:01 PM) *
mashaallah.gif mashaallah.gif

The blind leading the blind... thumbsdown_anim.gif

U means k ..

The Blind is Leading in " Blind Merathon Race " krakrani.gif

Tou zahir hay k .. in main ab koi " Pop eye " tou lead karney sey raha ... k usey allow he nahin kiya iss Muqabley main ... !! kuuaaburr.gif
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