- ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
- Smart man + smart woman = Romance
- Smart man + dumb woman = Affair
- Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage
- A successful man is one that find a woman that can appreciate his love !
- A successful woman is one who can love a man that loves her.
- OFFICE ARITHMETIC
- Smart boss + smart employee = Profit
- Smart boss + dumb employee = Production
- Dumb boss + smart employee = Promotion
- Dumb boss + dumb employee = Overtime
- SHOPPING MATH
- A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
- A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
- GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
- A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
- A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
- HAPPINESS
- To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
- LONGEVITY
- Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
- P ROPENSITY TO CHANGE
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
- DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (that's the funniest one
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- A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. (that's the funniest one
P.S:
it's a compilation of some already shared rules .. which may have been shared on HC for couple of times.
