[size="4"]Most of the members of hcr discussing love these days so i thought even i should share some valuable information wd u 2

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.



Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.


Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .


Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.


Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.


Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"[/size

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ha ha ................shararat

It is a good post but re-post. kher mazey ki cheez hey jab bhi perho nasehat hasil hoti hey

i read this here

NIce one,,,,

Kayi Dinon sey mein Apni jari muhabat ko mantaki anjam tak pohanchaney ki koshish ker raha hun yeah post mujhey sochaney key liey naya rukh faraham karey gi

waisey kaya kehtey himat-e-merdan madad-e-Khuda

yeah kaisi muhabbat hai jo rukhon peh ho rahi hai ....................muhabbat kissi anjam ka intazar nahin kertii .............yeah bayperwah hotti hai .....................

Y SO .........................??

Mohabbat kisi anjam ka intezar nahin kerti....? aap kya kehna chah rahi heyn..wazeh kareyn pls.

muhabbat sillae se bay perwah hotti hai .............iss mein nourishment hai nammoo hai ..............

ab theak hey ..aap ke pehley reply se esa lag raha tha jesy Mohabat fi sabel.lilah ki jati hey

I thinks it depends upon ur chemistry with ur wife.. can't apply these rules on every one... as most of them are totally wrong.... esp. regarding children.. u can't imagine fun at house without ur kids.

JEE SOFFCOURSE...........................AGREEABLE.......................BHAI JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

HM HM................BUT MY QUESTION IS THAT ................EMOTIONS R PAYABLE????????///////........KYA APP HAFTA WASOOL KERTE HEIN APNE EMOTIONS KAAA..............THINK ABOUT IT WHAT I SAID Mohabat fi sabel.lilah............jazbon ka taluq insaan ki nature se hai jo Allah ki dain hai .................which r not payable ........shaid issi liey Allah ki raah mein kiye huaway her kam se pehle kehte hein ................fii sabi lillahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa................lagi samjh k jeri c oh v gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Dil per mat ley Dr.........kaha na yeh repost hey FTM meyn ho chuki hey yani ke FTM type post hey




























Nomi yeh dialog kesa hey

Fatima aap ke sawalat serious noeyet key heyn aur inka serious reply dena meri sehat ke liey nuqsan deh sabit hoga itney saloon ki banai howi bisti mazeed kharab ho jaey gi HC members ke samney ..........
by d way aap ko yeh ghalat fehmi kyun hogai thi ke meyn samjdar hon.

wesey jab se FG meyn aya hon kafi kuch samjh lagne ki koshish ker raha hon ......

aik tow pehle mujhae yahan kissi ki kuch samjh nai aa rahi .............aur yeah FBI language................yeah kia hai "FG"?

FTM?????//.................

Sorry it was my mistake...................

FG (Female Gossip) section ka short form hey yani isi section ka
FTM (Full Time Tafreeh) ek dosrey section ka short form hey jo aap ko after 1500++ post honey per HC (Hulchul) per nazer aaey ga..

Meyn aap ko thora senior (number of post ko dekh ker) samjh raha tha isliey yeh terms use kieyn aur FBI language na samjhne ka shukrya ..na samjh meyn aney wali baton ke liey aap Section Moderators ki help ley sakti heyn.

HM HM..........................mein samjhi "FTM" means ..........fair taunt maro .................... ................

Thank you miss understanding

HO HYE TENU KII HOYA ................KII SAYAPA PAY GAYA .....

waisy payan..... Muhabbat fi sabeelillah bhi karni chahiye iss ka apna hi maza hai...

Shadi ke baad Allah na kary ke maslay masayel hon kisi ke iye... lekin agar hon bhi too woo apni jagha... lekin yeh rishta hai bara payara...
































saray shadi karo jitni jaldi ho saky

LO JI KER LO GAL HUN MALANGAN NE VI NET USE KERNA SHURU KER DITTA HYE O RABBA

"TUSI MALANG HO KEH SAKDE HO FE SABEELILLAH AYE PAA NU MEIN AHEO HE SAMJH RAI C .,...

janab malangan noo ki mana ey net use karna????

tusi feesabilillah kar ke wekho jo sakoon mily ga ohda apna ee maza tey khushi hoondi jey...

ey tusi look ki samjho...








Na Cher Malangan Noo

ha ha malang bun philosopher na bun..................... aye shadi da bhashan jera likhaya aye menu pata aye ......tade mein thaly likhya hai shararat ...................n sub tow wadi gal bibi "rishte samjhe jate hein samjhaye nahin jate jiss terhaa ehsaas kiya jata hai kerwaya nahin jata .....)


rahi muhabbat di gal te aaj kal koi blood relation nahin nibhata baqi te door dian galan ne ...............her shakhs khudi ki masti mein bus apni khatir jeeta hai ...................

janab malang bann ke ee rehna changa jey... unj tey banday nooon maar chaddi ey duniya... main koi b haashan nahi ditta janab shadi da... (janab ajj kal koun samajhta hai rishton ko??? sab bhool chuky hain rishton koon... aisy loog jin ko rishton ki pehchaan na hoo unko rishton ki direction deni parti hai... phir ja kar woo samajhny lagty hain rishton ko)




janab buhut duniya pari hai rishton ko nibhany wali dekhny wali aankh chahiye... woo aankh khooo gaye hai kahin...
janab apni akh wich ehni power layaoo ke tusi wekh sako ke oo loak kithy wasday nein jehra doojayan dii kahtir jeenday nein...

aaho ji sai fermaya tussi ..............per dusron ko choro pehle khuad dusronk liey jeena seekho ............thats much important .....aur waise bhi rishton aur muhabbat mein wasoolian nahin hotti .......inn mein nourishment hotti hai ....tarasha ja sakta hai .....haqeeqi muhabbat ka izhar jata ker direction dikhaa ker nahin ......khidmat, aamal, aur care se kiya jata hai ....naah sile di umeed rakhi jandi hai ...rishte aur muhabbatein bayloss-bayperwah-baygharz hundi hein ......

acha .... tusan sahi akhaya...

main wii tey eho kuj akhaya ey.... g maine yehi baat ki hai ke doosron ke liye jeena chahiye aur thats what im trying to do...
g maine yehi too kaha hai... muhabbat mein jahan tum/main ya wasoolian ya is tarha ka kuch bhi aaa jaye too woo muhababt nahi hoti. maine tarashne ki hi baat ki hai bass.. bass app lafzon ka dhoka khaa gaye... main hi alfaz sahi nahi likh paya.... mera direction say matlab yehi tha ke unky sath aisa behave karo ke woo khud hi khinchay chaly ayein... g umeed ya silaa in cheezon mein nahi hota agar yeh cheez ho too phir woo khud gharzi, matlab and wahtever... hota hai....

jaisy app shayad janty / janti hoon BAba Ashfaq Ahmed jo thy Allah unko jannat naseeb farmaye - Aameen
Baba Ashfaq ahmed ne jo sabaq diya logon ko aur jis andaz mein diya WALLAH agar unko sahi say aur dil say sun liya jaye too buhut kuch sikha ja sakta hai... jab unki wafat hui too suna tha ke young generation ka buhut hujoom tha aur sab roo roo kar phaaway ho rahy thy......... matlab yeh ke unhon ne apni baton se behaviour say logon ko apny qareeb kia...
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yeah keray baba ji hein .....koi malang reh chukay hein kia .....anyways mujhe kisi ka naam waam nahin patah naah he kuch aur.....................chalo jo malang ji tusi sai ....................




[b]farz karo!
ktum her cheez se
dast berdar honey per
majboor ho jao
aur tumhain!
sawaye saat lafzoon k
sab kuch bhulana parey
to tumharey wo saat alfaz
kia hoon ge....
jin ka tum intikhab karo gi
main ne socha aur!
sirf 5 alfaaz hi bata saki
jo ye they....
Allah' zindagi' muhabat'
husn' zameen'
aur phir main ne
us ki taraf daikh ker kaha
k!
baqi 2 alfaaz kia ho saktey hain
tab us ne kaha
baqi 2 aham alfaaz hain
"MAIN aur TUM"



bus mujhae inna pata hai "luv to all n hatred for none '.............sub se pyar karo un ki izat karo, perwah karo ..... sub ka aacha socho....aur aacha dikhne ki bajaye aacha kerne ki koshish karo..sari mushkilein asan hotti jaein gii.....................[/b]

well yeh Ashfaq Ahmed woo hain jinka Zaawiya Program lagta tha... aur Zaawia book bhi aa chuki hai... jinka Darama Ek Muhabbat 100 Afsany lagta tha...


Yeh cheeeez.................

acha dikhny ki bijaye acha karna chahiye... acha karein ge too automatic hi sab kuch thik ho jata hai...

aur yeh poetry jo ajjkal ke shayar karty hain is nothing... sab wooo ajjkal ke larky larkion ke hisaab say lihkty hain....

hm hm well yeah writers ,dramas wagaira ..............mujhae in ka kaffi kam he pata hai .....mere zaida time bachon k sath khailne mein k guzerta hai after my study......................rahi poetry .............tow its up to u .............yeah jo poet hein males woh tow aachi khassi llerkie ko janwaron aur aasmani chizon se tashbeeh day dete hein ha ha herni jaise chaal ha ha ........etc ..aachi khasi kuri ka postmartum ker k skeleton bana dete hein ha ha .............poetry practicle ho tow aachi lagti hai means realistic .........not imaginative ..............aur pa ji 4 ur infomation ..............its all depends on the receiver .........woh kiss chiz se kia seekh leta hai .........kitaab ko khaber hotti hai k usay kaun perh raha hai kharab nazron se woh asal baat chupa jati hai ... her khair aur sher app k sath rehta hai everytime its just up to u what is ur choice .....lagi samjh

achi baat hai bachon ke sath waqt guzarta hia too...

hahahahah poets ne too bigar diya sab kuch hahahahahhaha

g jis point of view say app usay parhein ge you will receive the thing on the same way as you want, acha banda hai woo acha hi percevie kary ga, bura banda uss mein say bhi bura pehlo nikal le ga.
bilkul sahi kaha ke kitab ko khabar hoti hai... asal abat chupa nahi jati woo baat parhty waqt dimagh hi mouf ho jata hai ya woo baat parh bhi leta hai magar woo baat uske dimagh say nikal jati hai....

Ulty loag too pata nahi kia kia nikal lety hain.... Jaisy ke Baba Bullay shah (Rahmatullahi Alaih) ki poetry ki logon ko samajh naa aye too logon ne kehna shuru kar diya ke yeh too kaafir hain iss liye unki buhut sii poetry jala dii gaye... aur kuch khud hi jala dii taakay loaag gumrahi mein na parr jayein...

aaho pa ji aheo he te tanu samjh rai c ok take a look on this ,



Suno aye nadan lerkiyo tum
Kisi ki janib qadam berhaao
tow soach Lena
tumharay peechay bohat si ankhain
shakista derwaza tak rahi hain
jinhain khaber kiya?
Tumhari ankhain haseen chehroon
ki uljhanoon main ulajh rahi hain,
suno aye nadan lerkiyon tumharay pichay
leraztay hathoon ki her sada main
yehi dua hay
k jis terhaa say ho ghar say nikli
isi tarah say hi lot aao
zaroratoon ka bara alao dahak raha hay
k borha baba dawa ki khatir taras raha hay
usay tumhari fiker ka lamha bhi das raha hay
zara si gaflat say sans is ki na toot jae
dua kerti wo borhi ankhain
na rooth jaeen
Suno nadan lerkiyun tum
zaroratoon kay samander main
hayya ki kashti bachaye rakhna!!



"iss mein ek lerkie ko samjhai gai hai ek gal jo bari kam di hai .......so all depends on the person ......there is no need to feel low .....app ko patah hai k app kya ker rahy ho ....ya Allah ki zaat gawah hotti hai ....logon ka kya hai un ko satisfied kerna impossible hai .....rahi aachai aur burai ki baat tow mein ne tow insects se seekh hai for exmple ....makhi ki terha naah bano hamesha gandi jagh per baithi hai .iss liey her shakhs ki toh aur buraii ko na daikho..belkeh honey bee (shehad ki makhhi) ki terha bano aur aachae logon ki aachaion ka russ chooso ..................."

aaho pa ji aheo he te tanu samjh rai c ok take a look on this ,



Suno aye nadan lerkiyo tum
Kisi ki janib qadam berhaao
tow soach Lena
tumharay peechay bohat si ankhain
shakista derwaza tak rahi hain
jinhain khaber kiya?
Tumhari ankhain haseen chehroon
ki uljhanoon main ulajh rahi hain,
suno aye nadan lerkiyon tumharay pichay
leraztay hathoon ki her sada main
yehi dua hay
k jis terhaa say ho ghar say nikli
isi tarah say hi lot aao
zaroratoon ka bara alao dahak raha hay
k borha baba dawa ki khatir taras raha hay
usay tumhari fiker ka lamha bhi das raha hay
zara si gaflat say sans is ki na toot jae
dua kerti wo borhi ankhain
na rooth jaeen
Suno nadan lerkiyun tum
zaroratoon kay samander main
hayya ki kashti bachaye rakhna!!



"iss mein ek lerkie ko samjhai gai hai ek gal jo bari kam di hai .......so all depends on the person ......there is no need to feel low .....app ko patah hai k app kya ker rahy ho ....ya Allah ki zaat gawah hotti hai ....logon ka kya hai un ko satisfied kerna impossible hai .....rahi aachai aur burai ki baat tow mein ne tow insects se seekh hai for exmple ....makhi ki terha naah bano hamesha gandi jagh per baithi hai .iss liey her shakhs ki toh aur buraii ko na daikho..belkeh honey bee (shehad ki makhhi) ki terha bano aur aachae logon ki aachaion ka russ chooso ..................."

g tayada buhut shukriya....


logon ko satisfied karna too buhut mushkil hai... duniya buhut bari kitaab hai isko parhna aur samajhna buhut mushkil hai... app isko jo samajhty hoo woo uska ult hi nikalta hai...

duniya jisay kehty hain jaadoo ka khilona hai
mil jaye to mitti hai khoo jaye too soona hai...

g bilkul shehad ki makhi ki tarha hona chaihye jaha say app ko kuch acha milay waha say foran bina dair kiye le lena chahiye jaisy bhi hoo..

but yaha bhi buhut si kharabian ho sakti hain. ek bura aadmi jo hai woo makkari say app ko koi abat batata hai aur kisi achi baat ko kisi aur andaz mein acha kar ke sunata hai too uske buray asraat par sakty hain aur woo bura banda jo hai pehly 1-2 achi baat sunaye ga aur phir baad mein ahista ahista app ko apnay rastay par laye ga. app uski baton say maanoos ho jaty hain shuru ki achi baton say too baaad mein jab woo buraye par aamaada karta hai aur app bina sochy uske rastay par chal party hain... phir?????

abb app kaho gi ke insan par munhasir hota hai... ??? g munhasir hota hai but ajj ka zamana buhut kahrab ho chuka hai... (eithay sajji wakha ke khabbi maaran wali gall ey)

kahin yeh na hoo ke app jis ko acha samajh rahi thi.. woo baad mein jaa kar jab apna rang dikhaye aur us waqt pata chaly aur sar pakar kar baith jao ke yeh maine kia kar diya???

aye te sai haii .................per ager aisa ho bhi tow app yeah soch ker khush ho jao keh "ALLAH (SWT) ne app ko dhoka khane walon mein se banaya hai dene walon mein se nahin aur yeahi sub se bari satisfaction hai .......ager koi bura karay aur app bhi uss k sath waisa karo means bura socho tow app mein aur uss mein faraq kia reh jaye gaa ...............iss liey life is a second name of compromises............zindagi joapp ko day lay lo ...................aur saber-o-shuker karo her haal mein .....,

oh hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yeh kia ha

tanu samjh nai aana tusi lolly pop khao .......................

anyways yeah uncle kaun hein blind de uper...........??? staring attitude have ............................mein dar gai kithey baher he naa aa jaye

umar too app ke ha loli pop khana kee

loli pop kana ha kia

or 1 dum sa help mangna sharoo hoo gayee

but sweetheart Marriage is everything....

main app ke is fikra se ikhtilaaf karta hoon... (life is a second name of compromises)

g janab har haal mein sabar shukar hi karna chahiye... kuch bhi hota hai hamaray sath Alah ki us mein behtri hoti hai iss liye Alhamdolillah kehna chahiye...