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A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

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*Life*
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Kashif
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lawyer nay fee bohat li hogi becharay say E9.gif
*Life*
yes yhi tu

yee kaly coat waly karty tu asay hee hai na




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Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 17 2008, 10:15 AM) *
yes yhi tu
yee kaly coat waly karty tu asay hee hai na


wasy HC per koiu hai tu nahi look.gif

haha
kalay coat walay sab kuch kar saktay hain biglol.gif
*Life*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 17 2008, 08:15 PM) *
haha
kalay coat walay sab kuch kar saktay hain biglol.gif



yahi kia kia ....

i asked koiu kala coat wala HC per tu warna 1-baatcheet.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 18 2008, 12:44 PM) *
yahi kia kia ....

i asked koiu kala coat wala HC per tu warna 1-baatcheet.gif

nahin kalay coat walay banday ka beta (son) hay yahan scrt.gif
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*Life*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 19 2008, 08:27 AM) *
nahin kalay coat walay banday ka beta (son) hay yahan scrt.gif



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ho realy
Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 19 2008, 11:12 AM) *
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ho realy

ji bilkul icon_peace.gif
*Life*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 19 2008, 12:12 PM) *
ji bilkul icon_peace.gif




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i dditn get above i measn u last reply kuuaaburr.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 19 2008, 12:40 PM) *
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i dditn get above i measn u last reply kuuaaburr.gif

samajh jao na .........thori si intelligent bano gig.gif
*Life*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 19 2008, 01:35 PM) *
samajh jao na .........thori si intelligent bano gig.gif



intelligent hoti tu u ki dost na hoti 1-baatcheet.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 20 2008, 01:34 PM) *
intelligent hoti tu u ki dost na hoti 1-baatcheet.gif

dost ho issi liyay to keh raha hoon intelligent ban jao eusa_dance.gif
KamlaJatt
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*Life*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 21 2008, 10:28 AM) *
dost ho issi liyay to keh raha hoon intelligent ban jao eusa_dance.gif




jee jee ab ban bi jou tu kou feida nahi jee breakface1.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 22 2008, 05:23 PM) *
jee jee ab ban bi jou tu kou feida nahi jee breakface1.gif

aray faida ya nuqsan na dekho ...........bas ban jao icon_peace.gif
Perplexed Soul
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tension_4u

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QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ Jun 25 2008, 07:03 PM) *
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yeah isi lay tu
*Life*
QUOTE(tension_4u @ Jun 25 2008, 08:14 PM) *
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Cupid Princess
QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 6 2008, 07:44 AM) *
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."

The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

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