A chat between a software engineer and his wife
husband:(returning late from work)"Good evening dear,i now logged in"
wife:have you broght the grocery?
husband:Bad comand and file anme
wife:But i told u in the morning
husband:Erronerous syntax,abort.
wife:What about my new tv?
husband:Variable not found.....
wife:At least give ur credit card,i want to do some shoping
husband:Sharing violation,access denied....
wife:Do u love me or do u only love computers or are u just being
funny?
husband:to many parameters.....
wife:I made a big mistake by marrying an idiot like u!
husband:Date time mismatch.
wife:U are useless
husband:Its bye default
wife:what about ur salary?
husband:files in use....try later.
wife:what is my value in the family?
husband:unknown virus
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Full Version: A Chat Between A Software Engineer And His Wife
A student used to cram.near the exam,he crammed the essy "My Friend" But unluckily the eassy " My father " was set instead of "My friend" So he started his eassy some what like this.
I have many fathers but Mr.Ali is my best father...
I have many fathers but Mr.Ali is my best father...
QUOTE(SweetRabia @ Jun 6 2008, 05:31 PM) 
A chat between a software engineer and his wife
husband:(returning late from work)"Good evening dear,i now logged in"
wife:have you broght the grocery?
husband:Bad comand and file anme
wife:But i told u in the morning
husband:Erronerous syntax,abort.
wife:What about my new tv?
husband:Variable not found.....
wife:At least give ur credit card,i want to do some shoping
husband:Sharing violation,access denied....
wife:Do u love me or do u only love computers or are u just being
funny?
husband:to many parameters.....
wife:I made a big mistake by marrying an idiot like u!
husband:Date time mismatch.
wife:U are useless
husband:Its bye default
wife:what about ur salary?
husband:files in use....try later.
wife:what is my value in the family?
husband:unknown virus
.
husband:(returning late from work)"Good evening dear,i now logged in"
wife:have you broght the grocery?
husband:Bad comand and file anme
wife:But i told u in the morning
husband:Erronerous syntax,abort.
wife:What about my new tv?
husband:Variable not found.....
wife:At least give ur credit card,i want to do some shoping
husband:Sharing violation,access denied....
wife:Do u love me or do u only love computers or are u just being
funny?
husband:to many parameters.....
wife:I made a big mistake by marrying an idiot like u!
husband:Date time mismatch.
wife:U are useless
husband:Its bye default
wife:what about ur salary?
husband:files in use....try later.
wife:what is my value in the family?
husband:unknown virus
.
pretty enough
hans hans k bura haal ho gaya 
good joke rabia
as per Joke Section Rules per day only one joke is allowd in case of more den one joke ur extra topic will b merg/deleted 
so main apka topic merg karne ki gustakhi ker reha hon 
next time khayal rehay k aik din main sirf aik joke post karain ta k humain b gustakhi ka moqa na milay
so main apka topic merg karne ki gustakhi ker reha hon next time khayal rehay k aik din main sirf aik joke post karain ta k humain b gustakhi ka moqa na milay
hehehe
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Jun 6 2008, 03:36 PM)
pretty enough hans hans k bura haal ho gaya
good joke rabia
hans hans k bura haal ho gaya good joke rabia
thanks jee shukar aap bhi hunsay
thanks thanks thanks alot for all of u pasnad karnay kay liay
thanks for laughing all
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