Bhigi SKIN teri,Pyasa DANKH mera.
lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.
LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai
Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.
LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai
Ek sharabi marne laga tab bhagwan pratyaksh hoke "koi antim ichcha?"
sharabi- agle janam me ek liver extra laga dena....!
