mOmma kehti hay k bara naam karay ga

beta humara aisa kaam karay ga


hehehe.. i stOle this Lyrics .. and its true frds .. Papa tO phlay kaha

kertay thay.. nOw-a-days.. sab kuch mOmmy he kehti hain

hmm... well everybOdy have a beautiful and sweet+lOvely mummy...

sO.. every mama give us sOme advises.. sOme seems funny, sOme are cute,
sOme are useful and sOme are really bOring...

sO.. share that what yOur mOmmy say yOu tOday...

Whatever it have tO be..

just share yOur daily advises by yOur mom Or everything
that yOur mama tOld yOu tO dO..

it seems really fun and cOol na.. i knOw..

Meri Mommy Hamesha Kehti HaiN

Pehle Tolo, Phir Bolo

Lakin Hota Yeh Hai K Mujhay Hamesha Yaad Nahi Rehta Aur Bolnay K Baad Tolti HooN

awsum topic!!!

mene shuru kia tu sab so janege
chalo batai hun
aik baat tu meri ammi roz kehti hain

............(mera naam) apni kamchori choro

nice topic life once again

mujhe aj kal daily raat ko 104 fever hojata hia.. n woh bhi sir per asar karta hai..
main ulti sidhi baatien karne lag parhti hun.. i feel like i am kid n am too much sensitive ke mujhe choti si baat hansa ya rula deti hai..
mama mujhe jab se beemar hun tab se keh rahi hian..
ke Sabina tum humari himmat ho.. if you are weak we are weak.. I want you to be strong from inside n outside.
medicines wont work on you until you want it to work on you.

n woh yeh baat humesha kehti hain mujhe..its a punjabi line..
Jithay chah hondi aye.. othay raah hondi aye..
it meanz.. jahan apki chahat hoti hia.. wahin rastay bhi yaqeenan hote hian...

aahn nice kitna acha kaiti hai

tolti hai na baad main hee sahi

nice topic


uffoo meri amma to bohut kuch kehti hain ...


sab se pehley to subha subha hitler ki tarah uthati hain na uthun to basssssssss fir baad mie jab uthti hu to lecture ready

MADARSE NHIN GAI
KAAM CHOR NIKAMMI HOGAI HO
KUCH NHI BANSAKTA TUMHARA
BACHEY PARHTEYHUE ACHE LAGTE HAIN
PARH K KUCH BANO
AISE HE NIKAMI REHTI HO
COMPUTER BAND KARDUNGI TUMHARA
TV DEKHNA BAND...
KAL KO APNE GHR JAOGI KIA MUN DIKHAOGI
CUPBOARD DEKHA HAI
MAHEENEY MIE EK BAAR SAAF KARTI HO
KAL KO AISA NHI HOGA
YEH HUM HAIN JO NHI KEHTE
SAAS DO CHAR DANDEY PAREINGEY THIK HOJAOGI
KHANA BANANE SE SRF KUCH NHI HOGA
SALEEKA HONA CHAHIYE HER LARKI KO
TUYMHARE GHR NOKAR NA HUE TO KIA KAROGI
SAAAS KHARUS SI HO TO KIA KAROGI
APNI AMMA KO YAAD KARNA TABB TUM
ANE DO TUMHARE BABA KO BATATI HU
K YE PHR MADARSE NHI GAII SOTI RAHI

ND DA LIST GOES ONNNNNNNNNN N ONNNNNNNNNNNNN


MUJHE ROZZ SAME HE SUNNA PARTA HAI KIU K MIEN APNA CUPBOARD ROZ SET NHI KARTI OR JAB KARTI HU USI WAQT KABARA ..MUJHE SRF ISI CHIIZ SE SAB SE ZIADA CHIR HAII..OR DOSRA MADARSE NHI JATI TAB..WAISE ABHI TO AUGUST MIEN HE JANNA HAI TO BAS PARHAI OR FUTURE BAKI TO YAHI MIRCH MASALEY ROZ SUNTI HU ..

pehle to darr jati hu phr ghusa ata hai phr roti phr hasti hu
or phr ami k pas jakey unko thoda satati hu
phr pyar se kehti hain

BETA LARKIII KO HARWAQT APNA GHR NHI MILTAA
BESHAK APNE GHR MIE HAR KOI RANI RAJA BANTA HAI PER MAAN KA FARZ HAI BETI KO SAMJHANA
TO MIEN KEHTI HU O0O UMIII KHALASSS ...EK NOKRANI DEDENA MUJHE BASSS..
OR WAISE BHI MIEN US JAGA JAOUNGI HE NHIN JAHAN 6 7 NOKAR NA HO..

PHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AMIII SHURU

heheheheeh but its gud naa!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMZ R BEST ...BUT DADS R BEST OF DE BEST

yeh sari maen aik si kiu hoti hain

My mum b yeh sab lines kehti hei exact the same

otey per fir bi ajj kia kaha unno nay :shades:

maybe last birth main tum dono sis ho

tumhe apni mommy ki baat maan ni chahy na tu rooz yee na lecture suno



kitna acah laecture deiti hai u ko

u r lucky yara free of charge itna gussa per iss main payar hota hai isi lay tu baad main inn k paas ja kar satati ho

nAD U RIGHT

mari amman kehti hain

kam bola kr nikammy
main zada to nhi bolta lakin

main apni amman ki dant jab tak nhi sunta pata hi nhi lagta k din start howa ha

i love my mother and her daant

arey free of charge itna acha lecture kash me ko bi milta rooz

dear yee tu inn k love hai aor fir mom daughter k lay he asa bolti hai na ka aqik aa jay bez zaoor kami hai hai na

as u said baad main tum inn k baas ja kar inn ko satati hou inn ka iss time ka guzaa u ko bura lagta hai per baad tum ko bi lpayer ata hai na ist called love /care

per wat about advice wo sab tu gussa hai inn ka same everyday as u said

per advice tu rooz ki hoti hai ya everyday saem advice

like me today my grand mother advices me on fone

My mom wish me today...n says wanna see me...

& The one advice she always gives me that...Take food on time

arey yee sab gussa hai na advise kai hai wo share karou i know gussa main hee advice bi hoti hai per sometimes mom gives us with love that tello

life kya app ki amman app k saath nhi rehtin?

ahan greatt

tu app bhout bolty hai kabi suna nahi app ko hum nay

sab k samny nhi bolta jis k samny dil kry bolta hon or bohat bolta hon

aor acah isi liy hum nay nahi deika na

as u said " jis k samny dil kry bolta hon or bohat bolta hon"

Wow Nice Topic

Abhi karti hoon Reply aake....

aur ye u kya momy ki advises lene beth gai ......pehle hamare aane ki tayari karo ...Hum buss pohanchne hi wale hain rishta lene

biglol:

arey hum nahi soy gayy u just start igir ksi nay bi sonay ki try ki na i ll

i ll do like datz then how can they so carry on

so u measn u t lazy kaam nahi karti achi bachi bano me ki tara [/color][/font][/size]

otey me waito

aor advice chay na baad main kaam ani hai

otey jee got it

app ny to koi reply nhi kiya? madhosh

mere mom tu kehti hain susaral main jakar humhara nak katwayeh giii yeh larkii ek din .......


yeh post kiya tha maine tension

lakin display nhi howa wasy app ki age ha kya jo app ki amman app ko abhi sy suusraliyoon sy draati hain

sab aap ko bata dooo ... waise main bhi mom se yehi kehti hoon mom abhi tu main bachii hoon abhi tu main bachiiii ... but mom kaha sunti hain bolti hain ajj bachey hain tu kal tu bari hogii naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ab bolo un ko kya bolo ..............

main ny sab poocha b nhi

ab boliye ga mujhy nhi hona bery na hi kerni ha shaadi

sahi bol rahey hoon yehi ab kahoo giii un se ... waise wht ur mom say u ....... ?

madhosh ka reply kahan hai

kia baat hai kinta acha boltai hai

tu larki sudar jou abi se warna

sub liha karay bus that is love


aor fir wo u ko hee baad main kaam aa gaye uni ki her baat so fikar not

ahan

hmmmm sahi kaha me ko tu sab kaam aayeh ga hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

acha main sudhar jaao try karo yar mujh se tu main nai sudhar ne wali agar u can sooplzzzzzzz

meri ammi to roz bohat kuch kehti hain

aur kehti hi rehti hain ..............

acha tu kuch tu bataooo u ki mom kya kehti hain koi new cheez kehti hogi tu main apni mom se bolo gii yeh ab yeh keha kare .........lolzzzz take mere life main thora change ajay

woww such a cute nice sweet and emotional reply and quite nostalgic for me as my grandmother r in pak buttttttttt she havent stopped advising me tho i am a mom myself
i wanna share a very funny advise she gave me i still laugh just recalling it
i was 9/10yrs old some guests were at our place n mum was pretty busy with them so just to gain her attention i went to her and said mumma meri aankhon me bahut dard hai she bluntly told me jyaada kuch dekh li hogi go n lie down with ur eyes closed

woww such a cute nice sweet and emotional reply and quite nostalgic for me this is love love dear jo parent apni ulad se karty hai aor humrai himmet see hee inn main himmet hoti hai may Allah give u that himmet which u wana get and ur parant want from ur side Ammen

as my grandmother r in pak buttttttttt she havent stopped advising me tho i am a mom myself
i wanna share a very funny advise she gave me i still laugh just recalling it
i was 9/10yrs old some guests were at our place n mum was pretty busy with them so just to gain her attention i went to her and said mumma meri aankhon me bahut dard hai she bluntly told me jyaada kuch dekh li hogi go n lie down with ur eyes closed

kaam ay gi tum yee hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kia hai

jee jee jo kety hai wo hum ko bathay

arre baba Mommy Ki Advises aur kya aap bhi naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so u bore ho gayee ho everyday same lecture se

why not jee hum nay baray barou ko seeda kar deiha hai

app ko bi kar dein gey fikar not

yeah me lazy kam nai kerti
bachpan se kia kerun

hmmm yup yaar roz ek hi koi kisi cheez main galti hoo jayeh ek hi topic chalta hain ghar main

ho otey ajj kia bola unno nay ajj kia dvice kai thi

u ko kon se achi lagti hai

aor kon se boring lagti hai

ajj ta sab se pehle wala yeh tha k ..... hoo gaii subha tumhare net on hogaya koi aur naam nai hain bass tum ko do hi kaam aate hain ek tu net per beth na aur 2nd cell k saath har waqt khel na




yaar achi tu un ki baatain sab lagtu hain but roz nai kabhi kabhi ABITANA TU CHALTA HAIN NA .........