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Kashif

Jun 30 2008, 11:23 AM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 09:54 AM) [snapback]2951350[/snapback]

acha tu kuch tu bataooo u ki mom kya kehti hain koi new cheez kehti hogi tu main apni mom se bolo gii yeh ab yeh keha kare .........lolzzzz take mere life main thora change ajay

wah ji
woh aap ko kiyun bataon saari baatein

aap apni mom ki baton say hi change lay aayein apni life mein

Kanch k1 gur1a

Jun 30 2008, 11:25 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 10:45 AM) [snapback]2951436[/snapback]

woww such a cute nice sweet and emotional reply and quite nostalgic for me as my grandmother r in pak buttttttttt she havent stopped advising me tho i am a mom myself
i wanna share a very funny advise she gave me i still laugh just recalling it
i was 9/10yrs old some guests were at our place n mum was pretty busy with them so just to gain her attention i went to her and said mumma meri aankhon me bahut dard hai she bluntly told me jyaada kuch dekh li hogi go n lie down with ur eyes closed

i never knew you are mom as well.. so what is the special advice you give to your children daily?

madh0sh

Jun 30 2008, 11:27 AM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 30 2008, 11:23 AM) [snapback]2951500[/snapback]

wah ji
woh aap ko kiyun bataon saari baatein

aap apni mom ki baton say hi change lay aayein apni life mein

lagta hain aap mere dushman hoo aap nai chati k mere life main thora s change aayeh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 11:43 AM

QUOTE(classic @ Jun 30 2008, 11:02 AM) [snapback]2951464[/snapback]

yeah me lazy kam nai kerti
bachpan se kia kerun

hmmm

u bachpan se lazy hooooooooo so sad

im with ur mom she do rights

my grandmother say jo khud ko lazy bolne waalou see doooor rahooo

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 11:45 AM

QUOTE(Kanch k1 gur1a @ Jun 30 2008, 11:25 AM) [snapback]2951512[/snapback]

i never knew you are mom as well.. so what is the special advice you give to your children daily?

karou gi na when i ll be abi tu yaad ho gayee na

abi tu ma

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 11:48 AM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jun 30 2008, 11:23 AM) [snapback]2951500[/snapback]

wah ji
woh aap ko kiyun bataon saari baatein

aap apni mom ki baton say hi change lay aayein apni life mein

welsaid ....jab ghar main free lesson hai tu bhir Q admission lieha jay

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 11:53 AM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 11:27 AM) [snapback]2951570[/snapback]

lagta hain aap mere dushman hoo aap nai chati k mere life main thora s change aayeh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

arey kiu app ka dushman nahi aor rahi baat change ki tu dear u try to do any new work life main change tu new think new thought new work se ata hai an dthat is impostant for humen life per possitive change is batter than nagetive

ziddi

Jun 30 2008, 12:05 PM

ncie topic Life

baad main batati ho meri amma me ko kia advise deti hai

madh0sh

Jun 30 2008, 12:29 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 11:53 AM) [snapback]2951615[/snapback]

arey kiu app ka dushman nahi aor rahi baat change ki tu dear u try to do any new work life main change tu new think new thought new work se ata hai an dthat is impostant for humen life per possitive change is batter than nagetive

acha jee waise samjh main naiii aaya .....

Kashif

Jun 30 2008, 01:28 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 10:59 AM) [snapback]2951455[/snapback]

jee jee jo kety hai wo hum ko bathay

kiyun batayen ji

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 01:40 PM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 12:29 PM) [snapback]2951628[/snapback]

acha jee waise samjh main naiii aaya .....

chelo so jou ja kar good night

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 01:40 PM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 12:29 PM) [snapback]2951628[/snapback]

acha jee waise samjh main naiii aaya .....

chelo so jou ja kar good night

*Life*

Jun 30 2008, 01:44 PM

QUOTE(ziddi @ Jun 30 2008, 12:05 PM) [snapback]2951618[/snapback]

ncie topic Life

baad main batati ho meri amma me ko kia advise deti hai

otey jee me waito

Masoom_Pari

Jun 30 2008, 02:30 PM

Khana waqt per khaya kero

sweet_angel

Jun 30 2008, 06:40 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 29 2008, 06:02 PM) [snapback]2950882[/snapback]

tumhe apni mommy ki baat maan ni chahy na tu rooz yee na lecture suno

kitna acah laecture deiti hai u ko

u r lucky yara free of charge itna gussa per iss main payar hota hai isi lay tu baad main inn k paas ja kar satati ho

nAD U RIGHT

ab kia karu maanti to hunaa ... per kabhi kabhi u knw

haan bohut hee acha

yay ye to hai ..har MAA ka dil inna he soft hota hai

sweet_angel

Jun 30 2008, 06:47 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 29 2008, 06:18 PM) [snapback]2950895[/snapback]

arey free of charge itna acha lecture kash me ko bi milta rooz

dear yee tu inn k love hai aor fir mom daughter k lay he asa bolti hai na ka aqik aa jay

bez zaoor kami hai hai na

as u said baad main tum inn k baas ja kar inn ko satati hou inn ka iss time ka guzaa u ko bura lagta hai per baad tum ko bi lpayer ata hai na ist called love /care

per wat about advice wo sab tu gussa hai inn ka same everyday as u said

per advice tu rooz ki hoti hai ya everyday saem advice

like me today my grand mother advices me on fone

My mom wish me today...n says wanna see me...

& The one advice she always gives me that...Take food on time

APP AJAO IDHER MIEN DILWA DETI HU FREE OF CHARGE KA GHUSSA

haan kammi to hai yaaraa aisa hota hai
yayyyyy ryttt

yeh bhi to advice hainaaa yahi sab hota hai advice mien abt future .,,or parhai or kuch bhi nhiii

AWW I SAW UR REPLY U R MARRIED??? DIDNT KNEW DAT

YAYY ITS BADD TO B FAR AWAY FRM HOME

WEN MAI SIS CALL US..SHE ALSO CRY ND FEEL SO BAD DAT I WANNA COME HOME lol ITS SWEET THO

so take it on tym??

madh0sh

Jun 30 2008, 07:56 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]2951695[/snapback]

chelo so jou ja kar good night

arrre aap kyun mujh ko sooo lane per tuli huwi hain .....

madh0sh

Jun 30 2008, 07:57 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 01:40 PM) [snapback]2951696[/snapback]

chelo so jou ja kar good night

arre kitani bar soo laoo gey aap me ko bass kar lo yaar

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 05:18 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 30 2008, 02:30 PM) [snapback]2951759[/snapback]

Khana waqt per khaya kero

ahaN NICE...

FIR U KAHTI HO KA NAY

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 05:19 AM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 07:57 PM) [snapback]2952249[/snapback]

arre kitani bar soo laoo gey aap me ko bass kar lo yaar

HO WO NA WO NA aik hee pat 2 baar lag gayee

per acha hoha u nay mari baat 2 baar per lien

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 05:25 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Jun 30 2008, 06:47 PM) [snapback]2952145[/snapback]

APP AJAO IDHER MIEN DILWA DETI HU FREE OF CHARGE KA GHUSSA

haan kammi to hai yaaraa aisa hota hai
yayyyyy ryttt

yeh bhi to advice hainaaa yahi sab hota hai advice mien abt future .,,or parhai or kuch bhi nhiii

AWW I SAW UR REPLY U R MARRIED??? DIDNT KNEW DAT

YAYY ITS BADD TO B FAR AWAY FRM HOME

WEN MAI SIS CALL US..SHE ALSO CRY ND FEEL SO BAD DAT I WANNA COME HOME lol ITS SWEET THO

so take it on tym??

wattttttttttttttttt

im not maried wo tu main joke maringggggggggggggggggg k itna yaad ho juka hai k i can do it liek mom

areyyyyyy itni cheldi bi kia hai sahdi ki im just

as u know my age ora fir shadi k lay aik haded munda chay na wo bi abi nahi hai

otey fir kab hou u k ghir for free of charge lesson

yah u right wo gussa bi advice hee hoti ahi

fir main nay shai bola tha u maIn kami hai

chelo achu bachou ki tara inn k lecture ko fellow karou

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 05:26 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Jun 30 2008, 06:47 PM) [snapback]2952145[/snapback]

APP AJAO IDHER MIEN DILWA DETI HU FREE OF CHARGE KA GHUSSA

haan kammi to hai yaaraa aisa hota hai
yayyyyy ryttt

yeh bhi to advice hainaaa yahi sab hota hai advice mien abt future .,,or parhai or kuch bhi nhiii

AWW I SAW UR REPLY U R MARRIED??? DIDNT KNEW DAT

YAYY ITS BADD TO B FAR AWAY FRM HOME

WEN MAI SIS CALL US..SHE ALSO CRY ND FEEL SO BAD DAT I WANNA COME HOME lol ITS SWEET THO

so take it on tym??

kis baray main i take it time

sweet_angel

Jul 1 2008, 05:42 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 1 2008, 05:25 AM) [snapback]2952577[/snapback]

wattttttttttttttttt

im not maried wo tu main joke maringggggggggggggggggg k itna yaad ho juka hai k i can do it liek mom

areyyyyyy itni cheldi bi kia hai sahdi ki im just

as u know my age ora fir shadi k lay aik haded munda chay na wo bi abi nahi hai

otey fir kab hou u k ghir for free of charge lesson

yah u right wo gussa bi advice hee hoti ahi

fir main nay shai bola tha u maIn kami hai

chelo achu bachou ki tara inn k lecture ko fellow karou

o0o lol ek to tum bhi na

oye hoye koi masla nhi
kashif k baad u ka number daal dete hain

u bas naam batao miene usko le ana hai

han to manti huna or kitna manu

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 05:51 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Jul 1 2008, 05:42 AM) [snapback]2952590[/snapback]

o0o lol ek to tum bhi na

oye hoye koi masla nhi
kashif k baad u ka number daal dete hain

u bas naam batao miene usko le ana hai

han to manti huna or kitna manu

arey na jee mara number abi nahi

abi tu hum

abi bhoot kaam hai maray ,,,,,,,,study to theak se hoti nahi me say iss ko kasay sambalou gi

good bachi bus asay hee mana karoy yesh yesh

ta ka u ki yesh pagi ho jay iss k lay bi

ta ka jab hum karaky walou k saat ayy tu hum ko bhair see hee u ki yesh yesh awaz aa jay

sweet_angel

Jul 1 2008, 06:05 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 1 2008, 05:51 AM) [snapback]2952597[/snapback]

arey na jee mara number abi nahi

abi tu hum

abi bhoot kaam hai maray ,,,,,,,,study to theak se hoti nahi me say iss ko kasay sambalou gi

good bachi bus asay hee mana karoy yesh yesh

ta ka u ki yesh pagi ho jay iss k lay bi

ta ka jab hum karaky walou k saat ayy tu hum ko bhair see hee u ki yesh yesh awaz aa jay

arey kiun kiunsab hojaega is mien kia hai hum haina

lo ji

mien u ko murghi banaeng u meko direct ziba karne ki sochin

aisa to na mumkin hai ji

*Life*

Jul 1 2008, 06:17 AM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Jul 1 2008, 06:05 AM) [snapback]2952609[/snapback]

arey kiun kiunsab hojaega is mien kia hai hum haina

lo ji

mien u ko murghi banaeng u meko direct ziba karne ki sochin

aisa to na mumkin hai ji

na na jee

bai nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

abi tu all HC ka haat peelay karny hai bhout kaam hai

kia na mumkin hai ji sab celta hai buss tussi yesh yesh keya karay mom ki her baat per

mom ki baat per yesh yesh ka bola tha

abi se iss yesh ki bar gi play kuch kaam seeko jo akly gher main kaam aya ga

yesh yesh boly wo fir khudi paka ho jay ga.

Daadi Jaan!

Jul 1 2008, 05:44 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 28 2008, 08:12 PM) [snapback]2949845[/snapback]

mOmma kehti hay k bara naam karay ga

beta humara aisa kaam karay ga
hehehe..

i stOle this Lyrics .. and its true frds ..

Papa tO phlay kaha

kertay thay.. nOw-a-days.. sab kuch mOmmy he kehti hain

hmm... well everybOdy have a beautiful and sweet+lOvely mummy...

sO.. every mama give us sOme advises.. sOme seems funny, sOme are cute,
sOme are useful and sOme are really bOring...

sO.. share that what yOur mOmmy say yOu tOday...

Whatever it have tO be..

just share yOur daily advises by yOur mom Or everything
that yOur mama tOld yOu tO dO..

it seems really fun and cOol na.. i knOw..

Mashallah ............ BAETII Allah Tala SUB KO fermberdar aulad atta kerin Ameen ............APNE BARON KA KEHNA MANO SUB PHIR CHAHE WOH BAAP HO YA MAA ..... be loyal to ur relations .... shukeryiaa ...

Kashif

Jul 2 2008, 08:35 AM

QUOTE(madh0sh @ Jun 30 2008, 11:27 AM) [snapback]2951570[/snapback]

lagta hain aap mere dushman hoo aap nai chati k mere life main thora s change aayeh hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

main kiyun dushman honay laga aap ka

aap nay mujh say koi fraud waghaira kiya hay kya

Kashif

Jul 2 2008, 08:35 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 11:48 AM) [snapback]2951611[/snapback]

welsaid ....jab ghar main free lesson hai tu bhir Q admission lieha jay

hehe
yehi to main samjha raha tha unhain

*Life*

Jul 2 2008, 08:40 PM

QUOTE(Daadi Jaan! @ Jul 1 2008, 05:44 PM) [snapback]2953249[/snapback]

Mashallah ............ BAETII Allah Tala SUB KO fermberdar aulad atta kerin Ameen ............APNE BARON KA KEHNA MANO SUB PHIR CHAHE WOH BAAP HO YA MAA ..... be loyal to ur relations .... shukeryiaa ...

right...

per app ko mom kia advice karti hai

*Life*

Jul 2 2008, 08:41 PM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jul 2 2008, 08:35 AM) [snapback]2953982[/snapback]

hehe
yehi to main samjha raha tha unhain

yeh

Kashif

Jul 3 2008, 09:28 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 11:53 AM) [snapback]2951615[/snapback]

arey kiu app ka dushman nahi aor rahi baat change ki tu dear u try to do any new work life main change tu new think new thought new work se ata hai an dthat is impostant for humen life per possitive change is batter than nagetive

sahi kaha

*Life*

Jul 4 2008, 07:44 AM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jul 3 2008, 09:28 PM) [snapback]2956468[/snapback]

sahi kaha

mom ki advice batou

qamarkhan984

Jul 5 2008, 04:48 AM

wph tu yewoh kehti hain keh dehan sa perhai kia kero

or namaz bhi perha kero

Kashif

Jul 5 2008, 05:34 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 4 2008, 07:44 AM) [snapback]2956775[/snapback]

mom ki advice batou

nahin bataon ga

tenha_saima

Jul 6 2008, 07:14 AM

Meri mum ki kuch baatain

PARHAII KAROO ...

KAAM KAR LIA KAROO KABHI .. KAL KO APNEY GHER JAOO KI TOO MERI NAAK KATAO GI K MAA NE KUCH NAHEIN SEEKHAYA

FONE ITNA USE NA KAROO .. CANCER HO JAEY GA

LAPTOP KO LAP PE NA RAKHNAAA... CANCER HO JAYE GA

BAHIR NIKLAA KARO

AIK DOST ACHI NAHIEN TUMHARI .. MAJAL HAI AIK BHI PARHAII KARTI DIKHAI DE

SARI MAA'AIN MERI JAISSE NAHIEN HOTI .. KAL KA ROONA NA PAR JAYE

BARTAN DHO ... YEH LARKI KUCH NAHIEN KARTII

RAAT SOONEY K LIYE BANI HIA ..

BAND KARO LAPTOP

KHABARDAAR FLOWERS KHAREEDEY ..TUMHAIN GHER SE BAHIR PHAINK DOON GI

TUM LARKI HO LARKA NAHINE .. TEENO'N BHAIOON NE DEEMAGHH KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI

KHANA BANA'NA SEEKHO .. HAATH MAIN ZAIQA HONA CHAHIYE

KITABAIN KAHAAN HAIN

..... yeh baatain sirf tab hoti hain jab mum - once in a month - gussey main a ja'ain ..

*Life*

Jul 6 2008, 07:28 AM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jul 5 2008, 05:34 PM) [snapback]2958242[/snapback]

nahin bataon ga

why nottttttttttt

*Life*

Jul 6 2008, 07:30 AM

QUOTE(qamarkhan984 @ Jul 5 2008, 04:48 AM) [snapback]2957703[/snapback]

wph tu yewoh kehti hain keh dehan sa perhai kia kero

or namaz bhi perha kero

nice sahi kaiti hai na u don;t study wel

acahy bachou ki tara well study aor namaz bi para karay

*Life*

Jul 6 2008, 07:33 AM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jul 6 2008, 07:14 AM) [snapback]2959233[/snapback]

Meri mum ki kuch baatain
PARHAII KAROO ...
KAAM KAR LIA KAROO KABHI .. KAL KO APNEY GHER JAOO KI TOO MERI NAAK KATAO GI K MAA NE KUCH NAHEIN SEEKHAYA

FONE ITNA USE NA KAROO .. CANCER HO JAEY GA

LAPTOP KO LAP PE NA RAKHNAAA... CANCER HO JAYE GA

BAHIR NIKLAA KARO

AIK DOST ACHI NAHIEN TUMHARI .. MAJAL HAI AIK BHI PARHAII KARTI DIKHAI DE

SARI MAA'AIN MERI JAISSE NAHIEN HOTI .. KAL KA ROONA NA PAR JAYE

BARTAN DHO ... YEH LARKI KUCH NAHIEN KARTII

RAAT SOONEY K LIYE BANI HIA ..

BAND KARO LAPTOP

KHABARDAAR FLOWERS KHAREEDEY ..TUMHAIN GHER SE BAHIR PHAINK DOON GI

TUM LARKI HO LARKA NAHINE .. TEENO'N BHAIOON NE DEEMAGHH KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI

KHANA BANA'NA SEEKHO .. HAATH MAIN ZAIQA HONA CHAHIYE

KITABAIN KAHAAN HAIN

..... yeh baatain sirf tab hoti hain jab mum - once in a month - gussey main a ja'ain ..

very nice reply

maza aya read kar k

i ll reply with ur nice reply me ko abi jana hai

but wapis aa kar karti hou

mind nahi karny ga

*Life*

Jul 6 2008, 04:23 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jul 6 2008, 07:14 AM) [snapback]2959233[/snapback]

Meri mum ki kuch baatain
PARHAII KAROO ...
KAAM KAR LIA KAROO KABHI .. KAL KO APNEY GHER JAOO KI TOO MERI NAAK KATAO GI K MAA NE KUCH NAHEIN SEEKHAYA

FONE ITNA USE NA KAROO .. CANCER HO JAEY GA

LAPTOP KO LAP PE NA RAKHNAAA... CANCER HO JAYE GA

BAHIR NIKLAA KARO

AIK DOST ACHI NAHIEN TUMHARI .. MAJAL HAI AIK BHI PARHAII KARTI DIKHAI DE

SARI MAA'AIN MERI JAISSE NAHIEN HOTI .. KAL KA ROONA NA PAR JAYE

BARTAN DHO ... YEH LARKI KUCH NAHIEN KARTII

RAAT SOONEY K LIYE BANI HIA ..

BAND KARO LAPTOP

KHABARDAAR FLOWERS KHAREEDEY ..TUMHAIN GHER SE BAHIR PHAINK DOON GI

TUM LARKI HO LARKA NAHINE .. TEENO'N BHAIOON NE DEEMAGHH KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI

KHANA BANA'NA SEEKHO .. HAATH MAIN ZAIQA HONA CHAHIYE

KITABAIN KAHAAN HAIN

..... yeh baatain sirf tab hoti hain jab mum - once in a month - gussey main a ja'ain ..

wow kia baat hai a lot of advice dear..fir tu app bhout achi ho gai jahan ita lecture ho wahan tu her haal main app ko acha hona hee chay

sukar karou once a month

wasy agir rooz hota tu kia karti

and by that way in sweet sweet advice per app nay kahi amil bi keya hai k nahi

Kashif

Jul 15 2008, 11:50 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 6 2008, 07:28 AM) [snapback]2959237[/snapback]

why nottttttttttt

woh phir sab hansein gey na mujh par

Kashif

Jul 15 2008, 12:25 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jul 6 2008, 07:14 AM) [snapback]2959233[/snapback]

Meri mum ki kuch baatain

PARHAII KAROO ...

KAAM KAR LIA KAROO KABHI .. KAL KO APNEY GHER JAOO KI TOO MERI NAAK KATAO GI K MAA NE KUCH NAHEIN SEEKHAYA

FONE ITNA USE NA KAROO .. CANCER HO JAEY GA

LAPTOP KO LAP PE NA RAKHNAAA... CANCER HO JAYE GA

BAHIR NIKLAA KARO

AIK DOST ACHI NAHIEN TUMHARI .. MAJAL HAI AIK BHI PARHAII KARTI DIKHAI DE

SARI MAA'AIN MERI JAISSE NAHIEN HOTI .. KAL KA ROONA NA PAR JAYE

BARTAN DHO ... YEH LARKI KUCH NAHIEN KARTII

RAAT SOONEY K LIYE BANI HIA ..

BAND KARO LAPTOP

KHABARDAAR FLOWERS KHAREEDEY ..TUMHAIN GHER SE BAHIR PHAINK DOON GI

TUM LARKI HO LARKA NAHINE .. TEENO'N BHAIOON NE DEEMAGHH KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI

KHANA BANA'NA SEEKHO .. HAATH MAIN ZAIQA HONA CHAHIYE

KITABAIN KAHAAN HAIN

..... yeh baatain sirf tab hoti hain jab mum - once in a month - gussey main a ja'ain ..

hehehe

sab sach bata diya saima nay

Silent-Viewer

Jul 15 2008, 04:59 PM

QUOTE(tenha_saima @ Jul 6 2008, 07:14 AM) [snapback]2959233[/snapback]

Meri mum ki kuch baatain
PARHAII KAROO ...
KAAM KAR LIA KAROO KABHI .. KAL KO APNEY GHER JAOO KI TOO MERI NAAK KATAO GI K MAA NE KUCH NAHEIN SEEKHAYA

FONE ITNA USE NA KAROO .. CANCER HO JAEY GA

LAPTOP KO LAP PE NA RAKHNAAA... CANCER HO JAYE GA

BAHIR NIKLAA KARO

AIK DOST ACHI NAHIEN TUMHARI .. MAJAL HAI AIK BHI PARHAII KARTI DIKHAI DE

SARI MAA'AIN MERI JAISSE NAHIEN HOTI .. KAL KA ROONA NA PAR JAYE

BARTAN DHO ... YEH LARKI KUCH NAHIEN KARTII

RAAT SOONEY K LIYE BANI HIA ..

BAND KARO LAPTOP

KHABARDAAR FLOWERS KHAREEDEY ..TUMHAIN GHER SE BAHIR PHAINK DOON GI

TUM LARKI HO LARKA NAHINE .. TEENO'N BHAIOON NE DEEMAGHH KHARAB KAR RAKHA HAI

KHANA BANA'NA SEEKHO .. HAATH MAIN ZAIQA HONA CHAHIYE

KITABAIN KAHAAN HAIN

..... yeh baatain sirf tab hoti hain jab mum - once in a month - gussey main a ja'ain ..

Silent-Viewer

Jul 15 2008, 05:02 PM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jun 30 2008, 10:45 AM) [snapback]2951436[/snapback]

woww such a cute nice sweet and emotional reply and quite nostalgic for me as my grandmother r in pak buttttttttt she havent stopped advising me tho i am a mom myself
i wanna share a very funny advise she gave me i still laugh just recalling it
i was 9/10yrs old some guests were at our place n mum was pretty busy with them so just to gain her attention i went to her and said mumma meri aankhon me bahut dard hai she bluntly told me jyaada kuch dekh li hogi go n lie down with ur eyes closed

Silent-Viewer

Jul 15 2008, 05:04 PM

QUOTE(sweet_angel @ Jun 29 2008, 05:14 PM) [snapback]2950843[/snapback]

nice topic
uffoo meri amma to bohut kuch kehti hain ...
sab se pehley to subha subha hitler ki tarah uthati hain na uthun to basssssssss fir baad mie jab uthti hu to lecture ready

MADARSE NHIN GAI
KAAM CHOR NIKAMMI HOGAI HO
KUCH NHI BANSAKTA TUMHARA
BACHEY PARHTEYHUE ACHE LAGTE HAIN
PARH K KUCH BANO
AISE HE NIKAMI REHTI HO
COMPUTER BAND KARDUNGI TUMHARA
TV DEKHNA BAND...
KAL KO APNE GHR JAOGI KIA MUN DIKHAOGI
CUPBOARD DEKHA HAI
MAHEENEY MIE EK BAAR SAAF KARTI HO
KAL KO AISA NHI HOGA
YEH HUM HAIN JO NHI KEHTE
SAAS DO CHAR DANDEY PAREINGEY THIK HOJAOGI
KHANA BANANE SE SRF KUCH NHI HOGA
SALEEKA HONA CHAHIYE HER LARKI KO
TUYMHARE GHR NOKAR NA HUE TO KIA KAROGI
SAAAS KHARUS SI HO TO KIA KAROGI
APNI AMMA KO YAAD KARNA TABB TUM
ANE DO TUMHARE BABA KO BATATI HU
K YE PHR MADARSE NHI GAII SOTI RAHI

ND DA LIST GOES ONNNNNNNNNN N ONNNNNNNNNNNNN
MUJHE ROZZ SAME HE SUNNA PARTA HAI KIU K MIEN APNA CUPBOARD ROZ SET NHI KARTI OR JAB KARTI HU USI WAQT KABARA ..MUJHE SRF ISI CHIIZ SE SAB SE ZIADA CHIR HAII..OR DOSRA MADARSE NHI JATI TAB..WAISE ABHI TO AUGUST MIEN HE JANNA HAI TO BAS PARHAI OR FUTURE BAKI TO YAHI MIRCH MASALEY ROZ SUNTI HU ..

pehle to darr jati hu phr ghusa ata hai phr roti phr hasti hu
or phr ami k pas jakey unko thoda satati hu
phr pyar se kehti hain

BETA LARKIII KO HARWAQT APNA GHR NHI MILTAA
BESHAK APNE GHR MIE HAR KOI RANI RAJA BANTA HAI PER MAAN KA FARZ HAI BETI KO SAMJHANA
TO MIEN KEHTI HU O0O UMIII KHALASSS ...EK NOKRANI DEDENA MUJHE BASSS..
OR WAISE BHI MIEN US JAGA JAOUNGI HE NHIN JAHAN 6 7 NOKAR NA HO..

PHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AMIII SHURU

heheheheeh but its gud naa!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOMZ R BEST ...BUT DADS R BEST OF DE BEST

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hahah mazay ka hai

*Life*

Jul 16 2008, 07:39 PM

QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Jul 15 2008, 05:02 PM) [snapback]2977027[/snapback]

*Life*

Jul 16 2008, 07:40 PM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jul 15 2008, 12:25 PM) [snapback]2976728[/snapback]

hehehe

sab sach bata diya saima nay

ha tu share karna tha na

u nay nahi keya

*Life*

Jul 16 2008, 07:41 PM

QUOTE(Kashif @ Jul 15 2008, 11:50 AM) [snapback]2976710[/snapback]

woh phir sab hansein gey na mujh par

tu kia hoha

iss main kia hai

sab ny share keya na

Silent-Viewer

Jul 18 2008, 09:01 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 16 2008, 07:39 PM) [snapback]2978329[/snapback]

kya howa miss

Kashif

Jul 18 2008, 10:52 AM

QUOTE(*Life* @ Jul 16 2008, 07:40 PM) [snapback]2978330[/snapback]

ha tu share karna tha na

u nay nahi keya

oh hoo

main nay bhi share karna tha