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Naila Akhtar

Jun 28 2008, 10:26 PM

This is very hilarious... Laughter is the best medicine.... .
1 )what is the cube of 13?
> Its : SUROOR
> wondaring how?
> thats bcoz....
> TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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> 2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon?
> kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..

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> 3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
> ..........sita with ravan

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> 4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
> …….Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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> 6) n elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
> marrige…guess y??
> they gave a solid reason…**Ladke k daant bahar hain**

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> 7)ones sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought..
> ……kash k ye meri maa hondi to main v inna sona honda..
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> 8) Full form of MATHS????
> Mentally Affected Teacher Harassing Students…

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> 9) what wud u call a girl who never laughs??
> Ans: hasina

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3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?

Bataao Bataao!

Nahi Pata?!!

Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!! !

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Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

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1) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"?? ?

think
think
think
think
think

tired of thinking???

Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"

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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"

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ok whats the opp of venky's..

venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz..)

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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

' Come ' palakrishnan.

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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.

:-(

Guess why ?

because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"

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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gaya to kaise bahar
nikalega???? ???
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geela ho ke nikalega.... ..

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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......

sweets nops

sault nopes

think

think

are yaar
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei.......

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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)

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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?

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They Both Are Not a Banana !!

Naila Akhtar

Jun 29 2008, 02:50 PM

Kids Really Think Quickly!!

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?

FRANK : Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"

GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong

GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

WINNIE : Me!

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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?

GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."

MILLIE : I is...

TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."

MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?

TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!!

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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD : A teacher

Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jun 29 2008, 02:52 PM

Naila Akhtar

Jun 29 2008, 08:43 PM

Abdul was having trouble with his computer. So Abdul called Jaffer,
the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control
and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away,
Abdul called after him,
'So, what was wrong?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

Abdul didn't want to appear stupid,
but nonetheless inquired,
'An, ID ten T error? What's that?
In case I need to fix it again.'

Jaffer grinned....
'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'

'No,' Abdul replied.
'Write it down,' said Jaffer,
'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So Abdul wrote down:

I D 1 0 T

Naila Akhtar

Jun 29 2008, 09:00 PM

Ye daulat bhi lelo, Ye shohrat bhi lelo

GULF KI ZINDAGANI

Ye contract bhi lelo, Iqama bhi lelo

bhaley cheenlo mujhse meri ye naukri

magar mujhko lautado mehnath ki kamaayi

wo kaagaz pe likhi, wo bandish purani (esb).

Ye chotese kamron mein aat aat bandey

jo rahte hain jaisey tokri mein andey

wo chitti ka aana aur raathon ka rona

ye kapdon ka apne haathon se dhona

ye bathroom ki badboo, ye gandi rasoyi

bhulaye nahin bhool sakta hai expat koi

ye saari museebath hai lambi kahani

Kadi dhoop mein bagair A/C nikalna

ye paani, ye 7up, ye pepsi ka peena

ye superiors ki bathon pe ladna jhagadna

ye bimaar padna aur phirse sambhalna

ye majboor haalath ye bekasi ki yaaden

ye toote hue umeedon ki hai nishaani

Kabhi raat ka mushkilon se guzarna

darqaast likhna, chutti manzoor na hona

wo masoom bacchon ki chaahat hai apni

wo kaandhon pe zimmedari ki zanjeer apni

na marne ka gum hai, na haalat se bandhan

badi bebasi hai ye gulf ki zindagani

Ye contract bhi lelo, Iqama bhi lelo

bhaley cheenlo mujhse meri ye naukri

magar mujhko lautado mehnath ki kamaayi

wo kaagaz pe likhi, wo bandish purani.

Naila Akhtar

Jun 30 2008, 12:45 AM

[color=#000080][size=5]STORY ONE:
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An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for
a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have
him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the
gentleman to hear 100% The elderly gentleman came
back in a month time to the doctor and the doctor said,
'Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really
pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations.
I've changed my will three times!'

STORY TWO:
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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were
sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to
the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're
about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my
pants.'

KnOwN_StRaNgEr

Jun 30 2008, 07:11 AM

multiple topics posted at once are all merg.. plz follow Section Rules

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