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Perplexed Soul
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aik Nawab ke ghar Sardar aye dawat pe

Sardar ne khanay ke waqt pocha ke Dahi nahin hai?

Nawab ne mulazim se kaha ke jao abhi ja ke Dahi leke aao

Sardar : aray rehne dain.

Nawab : nahin bas abhi gaya aur aya

yeh dekhain ab yeh ghar se nikla mulazim
ab yeh gali ke konay pe pohancha
aur ab ye darakht ke paas jaa ke murh gaya
aur ab yeh pan ke khokhay se agay barha
aur yeh agai doodh ki dukaan aur yeh dahi lia us ne
aur ab yeh palta wapas
ab yeh darakht ke pas aya aur ab yeh gali main murha
aur ab yeh darwazay pe aya

aur phir darwaza hua khat khat

yeh lijiye agaya apka dahi go.gif


Nawab gaye Sardar ke ghar dawat pe

Dahi nahin hai?

Sardar : abi mangwa dete hain, ja oye Dahi le ke aa

Sardar : yeh nikla ghar se yeh gaya gali ke konay pe
yeh mura gali se yeh puncture walay ki dukaan ai
aur ab yeh doodh ki dukaan ai aur dahi lia usne
aur ab yeh wapas araha hai aur ab yeh gali main mura
aur yeh darwazay pe. aur yeh
???

koi aya hi nahin

Sardar: kithay reh gaya oye?????

Mulazim : ooo meri jooti nai mil rahi kese jaon Dahi lene? pit.gif
CoOl LeO
Phir us ko jooti mili ?? 1-think.gif

Agar nahi milay to yar Nomi apni jooti de dena kam az kam dahi to mil jaye gi Nawab ko khanay ko
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Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Aug 2 2008, 02:18 AM) [snapback]3004872[/snapback]
Phir us ko jooti mili ?? 1-think.gif

Agar nahi milay to yar Nomi apni jooti de dena kam az kam dahi to mil jaye gi Nawab ko khanay ko
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main sach main de deta apni jooti

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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ Aug 2 2008, 02:30 AM) [snapback]3004882[/snapback]
main sach main de deta apni jooti

per tum woh bhi pehan ke nikal liye poster_oops.gif

Achcha to woh tum thay jo meri jooti chura k bhaag gaye thay

Ab jab mill gayi hain meri jootiyan to meri jooti ko apni jooti bana rahay ho thapar.gif
Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Aug 2 2008, 02:33 AM) [snapback]3004885[/snapback]
Achcha to woh tum thay jo meri jooti chura k bhaag gaye thay

Ab jab mill gayi hain meri jootiyan to meri jooti ko apni jooti bana rahay ho thapar.gif



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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ Aug 2 2008, 02:36 AM) [snapback]3004890[/snapback]
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Perplexed Soul
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Aug 2 2008, 02:39 AM) [snapback]3004894[/snapback]
Tum kehtay ho to rakh leta hoon nana.gif



free main to kuch bhi rakh logay tum

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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ Aug 2 2008, 02:45 AM) [snapback]3004898[/snapback]
free main to kuch bhi rakh logay tum

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KnOwN_StRaNgEr
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tension_4u
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aaminah
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asim10
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