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aik borha admi jo kay shadi shuda tha........... us ko apnay mahalay ki aik 18 saal ki larki passad thi.

borhay admi nay larki say pocha " kiya tum mujh say shadi karo gi ? "

larki nay kha " tum say shadi kernay say behtar hai kay mai kuway ma gir ker
apni jaan day du."

borhay nay gussay mai kha " han.....mer jaoye gi per kisi kay kaam na aoe gi."
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
krakrani.gif

matlab parast dunia
Kashif
borrhay ki shadi ho bhi jati to yehi hota E9.gif

go hath mein junbish nahin aankhoN mein to dam hay
rehnay do abhi saghar-o-meena meray aagay
tihami
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 11 2008, 04:38 AM) [snapback]3046754[/snapback]
borrhay ki shadi ho bhi jati to yehi hota E9.gif

go hath mein junbish nahin aankhoN mein to dam hay

rehnay do abhi saghar-o-meena meray aagay


isi liya tu kah rahay haain k aap 'kuch'' kar laain ab kaheen yah nobat na aa jaay...
tension_4u
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Kashif
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 11 2008, 02:59 PM) [snapback]3047215[/snapback]
isi liya tu kah rahay haain k aap 'kuch'' kar laain ab kaheen yah nobat na aa jaay...

haha
bhai abhi to bohat time parra hay ........InshahALLAH ho jayay gi icon_peace.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
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Sidekick
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Sep 10 2008, 06:46 PM) [snapback]3046633[/snapback]
krakrani.gif

matlab parast dunia



number1.gif kon larki ya borha ?
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 10 2008, 07:38 PM) [snapback]3046754[/snapback]
borrhay ki shadi ho bhi jati to yehi hota E9.gif

go hath mein junbish nahin aankhoN mein to dam hay
rehnay do abhi saghar-o-meena meray aagay



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Sidekick
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 11 2008, 01:59 AM) [snapback]3047215[/snapback]
isi liya tu kah rahay haain k aap 'kuch'' kar laain ab kaheen yah nobat na aa jaay...



kashif bhaie ap nay apnay dushman khulay chor rakhay hai jo ap ko shadi ka mushwara day rahay hai....... heat.gif
Sidekick
QUOTE(tension_4u @ Sep 11 2008, 09:21 AM) [snapback]3047725[/snapback]
5.gif ok.gif



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~Kit Kat~
E9.gif E9.gif
~Kit Kat~
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 12 2008, 11:24 AM) [snapback]3048859[/snapback]
kashif bhaie ap nay apnay dushman khulay chor rakhay hai jo ap ko shadi ka mushwara day rahay hai....... heat.gif

Kashif ka aik aur dushman eusa_dance.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 12 2008, 09:21 PM) [snapback]3048856[/snapback]
try.gif

yeh icon same to same meray reply ko represent karta hay ok.gif
in fact us pooray joke ko represent karta hay yeh icon E9.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 12 2008, 09:24 PM) [snapback]3048859[/snapback]
kashif bhaie ap nay apnay dushman khulay chor rakhay hai jo ap ko shadi ka mushwara day rahay hai....... heat.gif

shadi ka mashwara denay walay to dost hain ballay.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(~Kit Kat~ @ Sep 13 2008, 05:56 AM) [snapback]3049546[/snapback]
Kashif ka aik aur dushman eusa_dance.gif

kon aap...............?? 1-think.gif
Eyes2good
lol3.gif
~Kit Kat~
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 12 2008, 09:59 PM) [snapback]3049581[/snapback]
kon aap...............?? 1-think.gif

mujh sai dushmani itnee mushkil naii eusa_naughty.gif
tihami
QUOTE(~Kit Kat~ @ Sep 13 2008, 05:55 AM) [snapback]3049644[/snapback]
mujh sai dushmani itnee mushkil naii eusa_naughty.gif



mushkil nahen.. bharee partee hay......
tihami
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 13 2008, 03:58 AM) [snapback]3049580[/snapback]
shadi ka mashwara denay walay to dost hain ballay.gif


aur is tarah side kick ko aik ''flying kick'' paree kashif bhai k answer say......



poster_oops.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(~Kit Kat~ @ Sep 13 2008, 09:55 AM) [snapback]3049644[/snapback]
mujh sai dushmani itnee mushkil naii eusa_naughty.gif

to phir aasan kaam to hum kartay nahin 0-17_wink.gif ................E9.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 13 2008, 10:42 AM) [snapback]3049681[/snapback]
aur is tarah side kick ko aik ''flying kick'' paree kashif bhai k answer say......
poster_oops.gif

aray nahin dr. sahab ..........aisa to chalta rehta hay clapping3.gif
~Kit Kat~
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 13 2008, 01:21 AM) [snapback]3049741[/snapback]
to phir aasan kaam to hum kartay nahin 0-17_wink.gif ................E9.gif

aap to koi v kaam naii kartay E21.gif
~Kit Kat~
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 13 2008, 12:38 AM) [snapback]3049678[/snapback]
mushkil nahen.. bharee partee hay......

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Salman^Khan
Banda keray bhee to koi sahee kaam keray,
Shaddi.... Yeh bhee Laa koi kernay ke Cheez hai smile.gif

Salman
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 12 2008, 06:57 PM) [snapback]3049579[/snapback]
yeh icon same to same meray reply ko represent karta hay ok.gif
in fact us pooray joke ko represent karta hay yeh icon E9.gif



kafi intelligent hai........... graduated.gif
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 12 2008, 06:58 PM) [snapback]3049580[/snapback]
shadi ka mashwara denay walay to dost hain ballay.gif



OOOOOOOOO to phir dari kis baat ki hay................. kiya dhonday koi ap kay liye ?
Sidekick
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 12 2008, 09:42 PM) [snapback]3049681[/snapback]
aur is tarah side kick ko aik ''flying kick'' paree kashif bhai k answer say......
poster_oops.gif



Joke kay baray mai to app nay kuch nahi kha ................................ per kahi ka gussa kahi per utar zaroor diya.

Best of luck
Sidekick

QUOTE(Salman^Khan @ Sep 13 2008, 10:39 AM) [snapback]3050353[/snapback]
Banda keray bhee to koi sahee kaam keray,
Shaddi.... Yeh bhee Laa koi kernay ke Cheez hai smile.gif

Salman



hmm.......... wo to hai
tihami
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 13 2008, 09:59 PM) [snapback]3050399[/snapback]
Joke kay baray mai to app nay kuch nahi kha ................................ per kahi ka gussa kahi per utar zaroor diya.

Best of luck



E9.gif na ji gussa is baat ka bhala............ rose.gif
zealot
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Sidekick
QUOTE(Eyes2good @ Sep 12 2008, 07:48 PM) [snapback]3049606[/snapback]
lol3.gif



ap ko hasi aye humay khushi huye.
Sidekick
QUOTE(zealot @ Sep 14 2008, 08:56 AM) [snapback]3051465[/snapback]
gig.gif



graduated.gif
lahory bacha
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Shahid Sarfrosh
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Sidekick
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 15 2008, 05:19 PM) [snapback]3052993[/snapback]
biglol.gif


thank you
Sidekick
QUOTE(Shahid Sarfrosh @ Sep 16 2008, 01:16 AM) [snapback]3053302[/snapback]
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Thanku.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(~Kit Kat~ @ Sep 13 2008, 11:11 PM) [snapback]3050318[/snapback]
aap to koi v kaam naii kartay E21.gif

yeh meray boss ko na keh dena ab run.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 14 2008, 01:53 AM) [snapback]3050396[/snapback]
OOOOOOOOO to phir dari kis baat ki hay................. kiya dhonday koi ap kay liye ?

ji haan zaroor ......... guitar.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 14 2008, 01:49 AM) [snapback]3050395[/snapback]
kafi intelligent hai........... graduated.gif

ji bilkul icon_peace.gif
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 16 2008, 09:35 PM) [snapback]3054600[/snapback]
ji haan zaroor ......... guitar.gif



apni resume dai......... DON.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 18 2008, 02:15 AM) [snapback]3055499[/snapback]
apni resume dai......... DON.gif

poster_oops.gif ................you seems serious 1-baatcheet.gif
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 17 2008, 08:25 PM) [snapback]3055938[/snapback]
poster_oops.gif ................you seems serious 1-baatcheet.gif



baray afsoos ki baat hai wasay to dhandora peet rahay hay shadi kay liye her jagha................................ 1-bachondunia.gif

Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 20 2008, 01:29 AM) [snapback]3057836[/snapback]
baray afsoos ki baat hai wasay to dhandora peet rahay hay shadi kay liye her jagha................................ 1-bachondunia.gif

hahaha

acha to aap ko bhi pata chal gaya poster_oops.gif
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 19 2008, 07:53 PM) [snapback]3058108[/snapback]
hahaha

acha to aap ko bhi pata chal gaya poster_oops.gif



ap kay dramay ki ye kon si qist hai Kashif Bhaie ?.......................... stalk.gif

sirf drama hi hai ya koi film bhi banaye hai ? gig.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 23 2008, 02:16 AM) [snapback]3061092[/snapback]
ap kay dramay ki ye kon si qist hai Kashif Bhaie ?.......................... stalk.gif

sirf drama hi hai ya koi film bhi banaye hai ? gig.gif

haha

you mean that main dramaybaaz hoon .......... threaten.gif ...........................gig.gif
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