School
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.


Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.


Nurse
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.


Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.


Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary
A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

gOOd sHAIRINg

Great... Tears

thx

thx ,but why Tears

nice one

Bht acha sach kaha tears k baray maen

lakin tears kiyu ?

Musculine will power defeated by Feminine tear power.....

Bass issi leye... kuch galat tu nahi na

mene aik aur perhi thi



Larki...............aisa Bomb jo susral main ja k phut'ta hai OoopPss

acha aysa bhi hota hai ? ...................

vasay baat baray afsos ki hai.............

hahahah


sahi fermaya ap na

kitna zahar bhara hai ap kay dil mai larkiyu ka liye..............................

any exprience ?

main na kabhi ghoor nahi kia kitna bhara howa hai


waisa bhara zaroor howa hai itna mujha pata hai

laykin kiyu akhir ?................ shaid hum ap ki kuch madad ker sakay.......

ap ki madad main na dekh li thi profile main ja ker

or madad ki na ap na meri tu main kisi sa madad mangna keh layak nahi rahon ga

Kidhar bhag rahay ho myan

hehehe

nice sharing ji

bohat galat andaza lagaya ap nay..................... wasay sidekick ka mutlab hi hai supportive

dosri post per

dekh li thi support ap ki main na

udhar kya hai

ispe hansna tha?

Nice sharings

khud to UDHER atay jatay rehtay hai aur hum say pooch rahay hai kay UDHER kia hai ............

kaysi lagi thi wo support ? ..................... khud hi galat andazay lagatay rehtay hai dosro kay baray mai aur batain kertay hai............

Muskurahat kafi hai hasnay ki zaroorat nahi ........... hasnay kay liya male gossip kafi hai

wasay ye tanz o mazh tha pata nahi mods nay is ko waha shift kiyu nahi kiya?

main tu yehi samjha tha na keh side kick woh hoti hai ju motor cycle ki side per hoti hai

main masoom hon mujha yehi samajh aye tu is main mera kya qasoor ha

Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

ki gall hai ji

lagta hai ap per bhi ye mamla fit hai ............. jabhi sirf yehi pasand aye...........

...................

ham pai to yehi fit hai...aap pai tou lagta hai saray fit hain

Interesting

agar hum per ye saray fit hotay to hum yeha per thori hotay............

saray fit hain jabhi to yahan parhain