Sardar to Shop-keeper: Cigarette hai??
S.keeper: V don't sale Cig here..
Next day
Sardar: Cigarette hai??
S.keeper: kel btaaya to tha k nahi hai....
Next Day
Sardar: Cigarette hai??
S.keeper: Ab agar tum ne aaker poocha to hatorrri say sir phaarrr doonga...
Next Day
Sardar: Hatorri hai??
S.Keeper: Nahi...
Sardar: Achaaaa.....to phir Cigarette hai....???