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Kashif
begum sahiba nay naukrani ko kaha

"tum thik say safai nahin karti ho, kal drawing room mein itni mitti thi table par ke main nay tumhara naam likh diya ungli say"

naukrani boli

"ji haan meray naam ke spelling bhi ghalat likhay thay aap nay" 1-afsana.gif
lahory bacha
inni educated nokrani icon_peace.gif
KnOwN_StRaNgEr
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 24 2008, 09:39 AM) [snapback]3062783[/snapback]
begum sahiba nay naukrani ko kaha

"tum thik say safai nahin karti ho, kal drawing room mein itni mitti thi table par ke main nay tumhara naam likh diya ungli say"

naukrani boli

"ji haan meray naam ke spelling bhi ghalat likhay thay aap nay" 1-afsana.gif

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Eyes2good
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ManPaki
chalo sirf educated naukrani thee aur kuch nahi thee... varna naam tu uska table pe likh hi diya tha utha kar nai lay gayee table... gig.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 24 2008, 09:56 AM) [snapback]3062814[/snapback]
inni educated nokrani icon_peace.gif

dekh lo......zamanay ke sath sath mulazim bhi taraqi kar gayay hain icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(KnOwN_StRaNgEr @ Sep 24 2008, 09:58 AM) [snapback]3062817[/snapback]
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icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Eyes2good @ Sep 24 2008, 10:16 AM) [snapback]3062848[/snapback]
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icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(ManPaki @ Sep 24 2008, 10:35 AM) [snapback]3062886[/snapback]
chalo sirf educated naukrani thee aur kuch nahi thee... varna naam tu uska table pe likh hi diya tha utha kar nai lay gayee table... gig.gif

haha
yeh bhi ghanimat samajhna chahiyay E9.gif
SuLFURIC_ACID
Buhat Ala Kashif Bhai ! clapping3.gif
zealot
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Colors of Life



Hye Hye shermaon Kiss Kiss ko Baton
Yeah Nokaranyaan Yeah nokarnayaan
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Perplexed Soul
hum sab ka khuab

parha likha pakistan poster_oops.gif
hawwa ki beti
Gee sahi kaha aap ney

hamarey mulk ka aik almiya hai
educated person yahi kuchh kar rahey hain.

nice indication
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 24 2008, 11:53 AM) [snapback]3062958[/snapback]
dekh lo......zamanay ke sath sath mulazim bhi taraqi kar gayay hain icon_peace.gif

kya baat hai ji Allah karay aisi naukrani sab ki ho icon_peace.gif
Sidekick
bolay to ........... bohat acha joke marila ha kash if bhaie...........

aikdum chaakaas.
CoOl LeO
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Sidekick
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 24 2008, 02:04 PM) [snapback]3063788[/snapback]
kya baat hai ji Allah karay aisi naukrani sab ki ho icon_peace.gif


billi ko khawb mai chichray...................
shahrafiq
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Kashif
QUOTE(SuLFURIC_ACID @ Sep 24 2008, 04:40 PM) [snapback]3063261[/snapback]
Buhat Ala Kashif Bhai ! clapping3.gif

thanks ji icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(zealot @ Sep 24 2008, 09:16 PM) [snapback]3063506[/snapback]
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icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Colors of Life @ Sep 24 2008, 10:41 PM) [snapback]3063583[/snapback]

Hye Hye shermaon Kiss Kiss ko Baton
Yeah Nokaranyaan Yeah nokarnayaan
locked.gif

hahaha

sahi kaha biglol.gif
tihami
QUOTE(hawwa ki beti @ Sep 24 2008, 09:30 PM) [snapback]3063753[/snapback]
Gee sahi kaha aap ney

hamarey mulk ka aik almiya hai
educated person yahi kuchh kar rahey hain.

nice indication


mahnat kar k kamanay main koi burayee bhi nahen...............
Kashif
QUOTE(Perplexed Soul @ Sep 25 2008, 12:31 AM) [snapback]3063714[/snapback]
hum sab ka khuab

parha likha pakistan poster_oops.gif

haha

parrhi likhi naukranyaaN E9.gif
tihami
KASHIF bhai Nookrani say mujhay apna hosp. (where I m working now) yaad aa gaya... hamaray aik senior haain from PAK.. he is in this hosp for 10-12 years now...... woh staff nurses ko ''nookrani';' kah kar bulatay haain... unhaain kahain k babar bhai is patient k blood test nahen gaay abhi.... kahtay haain k baita nookrani ko booloo woh kr day gee.. n sath hi aik zoor ki awaz lagatay haain..... NOOOOOOOKRAANII jz do the bloods for this patient ........



(ab gooryoon ko kia pata k nookrani kia cheeze hay)..
Kashif
QUOTE(hawwa ki beti @ Sep 25 2008, 01:30 AM) [snapback]3063753[/snapback]
Gee sahi kaha aap ney

hamarey mulk ka aik almiya hai
educated person yahi kuchh kar rahey hain.

nice indication

hehe.........thanks cheerleader.gif

waisay sab log educated ki taraf lag gayay hain ..........mera khyal hay main nay joke sahi tarah nahin likha nah.gif
asal maqsad naukrani ki kaamchori thi gig.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 25 2008, 03:04 AM) [snapback]3063788[/snapback]
kya baat hai ji Allah karay aisi naukrani sab ki ho icon_peace.gif

haha

bhai us ki safai par bhi nazar daloo na... pop.gif .......education kya karni hay jab woh safai hi na karay E9.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 25 2008, 03:41 AM) [snapback]3063815[/snapback]
bolay to ........... bohat acha joke marila ha kash if bhaie...........

aikdum chaakaas.

apun thankoo bolta hay DON icon_peace.gif gig.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Sep 25 2008, 03:43 AM) [snapback]3063816[/snapback]
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icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 25 2008, 03:43 AM) [snapback]3063817[/snapback]
billi ko khawb mai chichray...................

yeh billi nay khud bataya hai aap ko pop.gif
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 26 2008, 09:31 AM) [snapback]3065320[/snapback]
haha

bhai us ki safai par bhi nazar daloo na... pop.gif .......education kya karni hay jab woh safai hi na karay E9.gif

bhai aap ghalat samajh rhay hain mujhe to naa safaye say koi matlab hai or naa education say pop.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(shahrafiq @ Sep 25 2008, 11:21 AM) [snapback]3064270[/snapback]
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icon_peace.gif icon_peace.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(tihami @ Sep 26 2008, 09:26 AM) [snapback]3065311[/snapback]
KASHIF bhai Nookrani say mujhay apna hosp. (where I m working now) yaad aa gaya... hamaray aik senior haain from PAK.. he is in this hosp for 10-12 years now...... woh staff nurses ko ''nookrani';' kah kar bulatay haain... unhaain kahain k babar bhai is patient k blood test nahen gaay abhi.... kahtay haain k baita nookrani ko booloo woh kr day gee.. n sath hi aik zoor ki awaz lagatay haain..... NOOOOOOOKRAANII jz do the bloods for this patient ........
(ab gooryoon ko kia pata k nookrani kia cheeze hay)..

hahaha

yeh to ghalat use hay na apni language ka E9.gif E9.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 26 2008, 09:51 AM) [snapback]3065350[/snapback]
bhai aap ghalat samajh rhay hain mujhe to naa safaye say koi matlab hai or naa education say pop.gif

oh.........to tumhain doosri wali naukrani chahiyay D.gif gig.gif
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 26 2008, 09:57 AM) [snapback]3065360[/snapback]
oh.........to tumhain doosri wali naukrani chahiyay D.gif gig.gif

chal najoomi icon_peace.gif
*DhanaK*
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 24 2008, 04:39 AM) [snapback]3062783[/snapback]
begum sahiba nay naukrani ko kaha

"tum thik say safai nahin karti ho, kal drawing room mein itni mitti thi table par ke main nay tumhara naam likh diya ungli say"

naukrani boli

"ji haan meray naam ke spelling bhi ghalat likhay thay aap nay" 1-afsana.gif



haazir jawab smile.gif
*DhanaK*
sport.gif bach ke rehna begum saheba
Sidekick
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 25 2008, 08:50 PM) [snapback]3065347[/snapback]
yeh billi nay khud bataya hai aap ko pop.gif



kisi kay batanay na batanay say koi farq nahi parenga..................... meray ko style hi say andaza ho rila hai.
Sidekick
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 25 2008, 08:32 PM) [snapback]3065321[/snapback]
apun thankoo bolta hay DON icon_peace.gif gig.gif



bohat khuch nazar arila ha DON say mil ker. shades.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 26 2008, 10:13 AM) [snapback]3065385[/snapback]
chal najoomi icon_peace.gif

haha
sahi kaha hay na main nay D.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(*DhanaK* @ Sep 26 2008, 11:20 PM) [snapback]3066138[/snapback]
haazir jawab smile.gif

ji bilkul gig.gif

QUOTE(*DhanaK* @ Sep 26 2008, 11:24 PM) [snapback]3066139[/snapback]
sport.gif bach ke rehna begum saheba

ab to bachna hi parray ga begum sahiba ko afrd.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 27 2008, 06:28 AM) [snapback]3066784[/snapback]
bohat khuch nazar arila ha DON say mil ker. shades.gif

achi baat hay 1-afsana.gif
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Sidekick @ Sep 27 2008, 06:19 AM) [snapback]3066760[/snapback]
kisi kay batanay na batanay say koi farq nahi parenga..................... meray ko style hi say andaza ho rila hai.

kis k style say billi k ya meray pop.gif
lahory bacha
QUOTE(Kashif @ Sep 29 2008, 08:47 AM) [snapback]3068853[/snapback]
haha
sahi kaha hay na main nay D.gif

mera veer kabi ghalat keh sakta hai kya 0-love.gif
Kashif
QUOTE(lahory bacha @ Sep 30 2008, 04:54 AM) [snapback]3069659[/snapback]
mera veer kabi ghalat keh sakta hai kya 0-love.gif

kya baat hay ji aap ki 1-kahani.gif
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