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kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 29 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]2266687[/snapback]

haan naa kyoon k jo jitna white hota hai Negative main utna hi black hota hai

baat samajh aye ya phir ........


tum bhee na her waqt appny colour ko kue le kar ajati hoo haan smile.gif hum ne maan lia ke tum se ziyada gori larki nahe hai is H/C per bash khush abb smile.gif gori madam

or


agher main khoon ke mujhe samajh nahee aye tou haan kia karoogi tum 1-think.gif
kamrannoor
x............x............x

khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi
beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi
mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa
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.
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isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasa rakhi thi

x............x............x




dedicate to masoom pari
and all my H/c friendz



D se Dosti,
D se Dushmani,
D se Dil,
D se Dard,
D se Diwangi
par D se itne bhi Dur na ho jana ki D se Dekh bhi na sake, SAMJHE D se DEAR
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Flirts007 @ Mar 30 2007, 10:23 PM) [snapback]2268730[/snapback]


hehe, ab bahanay naa banaaooo.... shamyanay pe to bakiyon ki JACKETS use kar chuki ho, meri JACKET ko SHOP pe return kar k apni ladies koi dressing le lo gi, i know u very well..

waaqiee,, kahaan mein aur kahaan aap.. mein kis city mein aur aap kis city mein

ahemm ahemm

kiyaa kahaaaa NAZUK aur SLIM..... JHOOT boolay KAWAA kaatay..... smile.gif

hahhahahaaha, Munna Bhai khud pass nahi hota, magar dusron ko karwa deta hay

lo kerlo baat ........... itnay achay Shop keeper kahan hain jo aisey kaam kerai gay .......... Shop keepers meray dost nahi hain nana.gif

Mujhey to KAWAY nay nahi kaata ......... is ka matlab to yehi hui na k ........... hahaha samajh gaye naa

Oh it means k Munna Bhai aur aap same hi hoye adaton main
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Mar 31 2007, 12:46 AM) [snapback]2268833[/snapback]
tum bhee na her waqt appny colour ko kue le kar ajati hoo haan smile.gif hum ne maan lia ke tum se ziyada gori larki nahe hai is H/C per bash khush abb smile.gif gori madam

or
agher main khoon ke mujhe samajh nahee aye tou haan kia karoogi tum 1-think.gif


haye la Kamran .......... aap kitnay achay ho ............. Kitna such boltay ho ......... Aap k moun main ghee shakkar hahaha smile.gif

ager aap ki samajh main baat nahi aye gii to ......... to

to yeh perho

Abhi to dosti shuru hui hai
waqt aanay per dosti ka farz bhi nibhayen gay
dil pe pathar rakh k ek din
hum khud tumko mental hospital chor ayengay

ab to samajh gaye naa hahaha

Wesay Thanks for a nice SMS dedication
Masoom_Pari
Dedicated to Kamran Noor
And all Female HC Members


Hum aap ko Yaad kertay hain

...

...

...

...

...

...

Kesay Bhala

???

???

???

???

???

Commander Safe guard ki terah

din raat laga tar tik tik tik tik tik tik tik

Masoom_Pari

Dedicated to Flits


Kash Fahad Mera Bakra hota

Main usko Chara Khilati

Us k Seeng pakar k hilati

Phir us se Pyar se poochti

batao Pagal KON

Tum ya main

aur aur fahad bolta

Mainn Mainn
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 31 2007, 12:26 PM) [snapback]2269377[/snapback]

haye la Kamran .......... aap kitnay achay ho ............. Kitna such boltay ho ......... Aap k moun main ghee shakkar hahaha smile.gif

ager aap ki samajh main baat nahi aye gii to ......... to

to yeh perho

Abhi to dosti shuru hui hai
waqt aanay per dosti ka farz bhi nibhayen gay
dil pe pathar rakh k ek din
hum khud tumko mental hospital chor ayengay

ab to samajh gaye naa hahaha

Wesay Thanks for a nice SMS dedication


hmmmm moun main ghee shakkar hahaah smile.gif or kuch nahee mila kia ?

haan such tou main bolta hi hoon nana.gif

acha hua tum ne thnx kia warna tou ..........................smile.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 31 2007, 12:29 PM) [snapback]2269379[/snapback]
Dedicated to Kamran Noor
And all Female HC Members
Hum aap ko Yaad kertay hain
Kesay Bhala
???
Commander Safe guard ki terah
din raat laga tar tik tik tik tik tik tik tik



Dedicated to masoom pari


RUTHNE KA HAK AAP RAKHTE HAI

MANANE KI CHAHAT HUM RAKHTE HAI,

AAP PER MUSKURAHAT UNHI BANI RAHE

YEHI DUA HUM SAB KARTE HAI
CoOl LeO
Tanha kabhi khud ko kabhi honay matt dena

Aankhon ko kabhi ronay matt dena

Bohot khaas ho aap hamaray liye

Is khayal ko apne se juda honay matt dena


1-kahani.gif 1-kahani.gif
Bяαvєнєαят
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Mar 31 2007, 12:13 PM) [snapback]2269367[/snapback]
lo kerlo baat ........... itnay achay Shop keeper kahan hain jo aisey kaam kerai gay .......... Shop keepers meray dost nahi hain nana.gif

Mujhey to KAWAY nay nahi kaata ......... is ka matlab to yehi hui na k ........... hahaha samajh gaye naa

Oh it means k Munna Bhai aur aap same hi hoye adaton main





itnay achay to hein, aur kitne achay hoon bhala.. smile.gif
to banaa loo na dost nana.gif

haan samajh gyaa..... Kawaay ka itni jaldi Marnay ka irada nahi thaa naa,, essi liye nahi kaataa..... nana.gif hahahaa

ji haan bilkull... aur yeh aap angreezi zara kam bola karein ji,,, mujhe samajh nahi aatiii nana.gif

Bяαvєнєαят


SMS Dedicated to MASOOM


Itni asani se nahi paya tha apko,
zamane se ladkar apnaya tha apko,
apko kya pata kitne jatan kar k hamne,
INTERNATIONAL ZOO se churaya tha aapko.

lol3.gif lol1.gif

Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Flirts007 @ Apr 2 2007, 02:50 AM) [snapback]2270419[/snapback]


itnay achay to hein, aur kitne achay hoon bhala.. smile.gif
to banaa loo na dost nana.gif

haan samajh gyaa..... Kawaay ka itni jaldi Marnay ka irada nahi thaa naa,, essi liye nahi kaataa..... nana.gif hahahaa

ji haan bilkull... aur yeh aap angreezi zara kam bola karein ji,,, mujhe samajh nahi aatiii nana.gif




Mujhey kisi se dosti wosti nahi kerni

Oh! to is ka matlab yeh hua k Kaway bhi aap ki terah genious honay lagay

lagta hai aap k pass aatay hain perhnay


Kyoon kum boloon .......... Meri zuban hai ............ jo chahay boloon ........
is main mera nahi aap ki samajh ka qasoor hua naa nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Apr 1 2007, 04:03 PM) [snapback]2270089[/snapback]
hmmmm moun main ghee shakkar hahaah smile.gif or kuch nahee mila kia ?

haan such tou main bolta hi hoon nana.gif

acha hua tum ne thnx kia warna tou ..........................smile.gif


Kuch aur ............. hmmm ................. Chalo aap k moun main Mithaye

haan woh to mujhey maloom hi hai aap ka SUCH kesa hota hai nana.gif

Werna kiya look.gif
Bяαvєнєαят
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 2 2007, 11:25 PM) [snapback]2271266[/snapback]


Mujhey kisi se dosti wosti nahi kerni

Oh! to is ka matlab yeh hua k Kaway bhi aap ki terah genious honay lagay

lagta hai aap k pass aatay hain perhnay
Kyoon kum boloon .......... Meri zuban hai ............ jo chahay boloon ........
is main mera nahi aap ki samajh ka qasoor hua naa nana.gif





acha chalo naa karoo... hum kiya kahein, u ka maamlaa hay, karo na karo

ji haan, Kawayy bhi hoo gaay, lekin aap wahin ki wahin rahii..... smile.gif

hhehe. chalo aur zoor se bolo.. phir galla kharab huwa to mujhe na kehna k STERPSILS laa doon..

bas ji, AAp samjha dein gi Angrezi to seekh lein ge.. smile.gif

werna na-samajh he rahein ge..



Masoom_Pari

Dosti se ziada Maza to dushmani main hai ........... hahaha isi liye to sab se ..........

Kawaa chala hans ki chaal apni bhi bhool gaya .......... Wesay aap Kaway k peechay kyoon per gaye ho
becharay ko nazer na lag jaye

Main kahan se sikha doon ........... Main to khud MasterrJee se seekhna chah rahi hoon
aap bhi wahin aajaya kero naa perhnay .......... sath perhain gay
Masoom_Pari
Is dil main Taranay bohat hain
Zindagi main bahanay bohat hain
Kis kis ko sms dedicate keroon
Is NA CHEEZ k deewanay bohat hain
Masoom_Pari


This SMS Dedicated to _______ (guess kero ........ kis ka naam ayega )


Hi Jaan ____


Kiya haal hai Jaan ____


Kab miloge Jaan ____


Kahan ho Jaan ____


ziada khush honay ki zaroorat nahi hai

her ____ blank main WAR laga lena nana.gif hahahaha
Bяαvєнєαят
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 3 2007, 12:17 PM) [snapback]2271607[/snapback]

Dosti se ziada Maza to dushmani main hai ........... hahaha isi liye to sab se ..........

Kawaa chala hans ki chaal apni bhi bhool gaya .......... Wesay aap Kaway k peechay kyoon per gaye ho
becharay ko nazer na lag jaye

Main kahan se sikha doon ........... Main to khud MasterrJee se seekhna chah rahi hoon
aap bhi wahin aajaya kero naa perhnay .......... sath perhain gay





waaqie sahi kahaa

hahaha, bas bas.. itne mahawray na bolo...
Maharwaa Begumm..... haahahhaa

phir mien shuru huwa naa,,, to rookay nahi rokuu ga..

aap apne paas se sikha dein,, aur kahan se sikhani hay,.. Chalo theek hay saath mein MASTERJEE se seekh lein ge, but u meray kareeb nahi baith k parhoo gi,

cuz u saraa meraa deekh deekh k likhoo gi, Cheartibg khoor... nana.gif
hehehe

Bяαvєнєαят

hehe
MASOOM k liye

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe,
badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mili tum,
National Zoo se churaya hai tumhe:!

heheheh lol3.gif

kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 2 2007, 11:36 PM) [snapback]2271279[/snapback]

Kuch aur ............. hmmm ................. Chalo aap k moun main Mithaye

haan woh to mujhey maloom hi hai aap ka SUCH kesa hota hai nana.gif

Werna kiya look.gif


hahahah wessye ye bhee bat dena tha ke koisi mithaye hahahah nana.gif

tum ko abhee bhee shak hai kia mere sUCH per smile.gif

warna ye ke .......................................main sab ko cheekh cheekh kar bata donga ke tum hahahahahha nana.gif bata doon kia hahahah nana.gif
kamrannoor
dedicate to Masoom pari

masoom pari ki ankhoon ko kabhee ghour se dekha hai kami

aik mashreq ki taraf aik maghrib ki taraf hahahah hahahah lol3.gif

lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif lol3.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Flirts007 @ Apr 3 2007, 03:15 PM) [snapback]2271820[/snapback]

hehe
MASOOM k liye

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe,
badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe,
aasani se nahi mili tum,
National Zoo se churaya hai tumhe:!

heheheh lol3.gif



Yehi SMS aap ney pehlay bhi dedicate kiya tha

bohat Bhulakker ho aap nana.gif

========


Mene kabhi jane anjane main aap ka dil dukhaya ho



Koi bad tameezi ki ho



aap ko hurt kiya ho



Kabhi Tang kiya ho



to us k liye crying_anim.gif


































aap say jo ho sakta hai kerlo

Main sudhernay waloo main say nahi hoon nana.gif

(aap ko aisey hi tang kerti rahoon gii hahahha )
Bяαvєнєαят


hehehe...
mein bhi Dheet hooon, tang nahii aaon gaa, ultaa aap ko tang karoon gaa... nana.gif

waise i know, aap Sudharne wallon mein se ho he nahi. nana.gif

pata nahi, mujhe nahi lagta k pehlay yehi SMS dedicate kiya huwa hay...

mobile dedication he ess se to achi hay, kamazkam pata hota hay k konsa msg kis ko bheja hay look.gif

ny wayz... :P

CoOl LeO
Phool khilay,
Kaliyan khili,

wah wah...

Phool khilay,
Kaliyan khili,

Ab gulab ki baari hai

Hum ne to sms bhej diya janab

Ab aap ki bari hai


cheerleader.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Flirts007 @ Apr 5 2007, 06:44 PM) [snapback]2273834[/snapback]


hehehe...
mein bhi Dheet hooon, tang nahii aaon gaa, ultaa aap ko tang karoon gaa... nana.gif

waise i know, aap Sudharne wallon mein se ho he nahi. nana.gif

pata nahi, mujhe nahi lagta k pehlay yehi SMS dedicate kiya huwa hay...

mobile dedication he ess se to achi hay, kamazkam pata hota hay k konsa msg kis ko bheja hay look.gif

ny wayz... :P



Sirf aap hi nahi bul k mostly boys dheet hi hotay hain
subah uthatay raho aur uthtay hi nahi hain nana.gif

nahi lagta to ........... to nahi lagnay do ........... per aap plz pareshan ho ker apnay nanhay munnay se mind per zor mat dalo mujhey der lagta hai k kahin woh .......... smile.gif

Masoom_Pari


this SMS for u Flirt

Main tumko Chand keh doon

Mager ...... us main to daagh hai


Main ....... hmm Sooaraj keh doon

laikin us main Aag hai


hmmm ager Bander keh doon

MagerRr









us main bhi to demagh hai hahaha nana.gif
Bяαvєнєαят
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 6 2007, 12:11 PM) [snapback]2274297[/snapback]

Sirf aap hi nahi bul k mostly boys dheet hi hotay hain
subah uthatay raho aur uthtay hi nahi hain nana.gif

nahi lagta to ........... to nahi lagnay do ........... per aap plz pareshan ho ker apnay nanhay munnay se mind per zor mat dalo mujhey der lagta hai k kahin woh .......... smile.gif






heheehe,
aap ko bara pata hay BOYS k baaray mein.. nana.gif

Boys ko kam Study kiya karooo ji.. nana.gif

waise acha karte hein naa, itni jaldi uth k karna he kiya hota hay, hum ne konsa itni jaldi uth k Khaana bannana hota hay... REST bhi karne diya karo kabhi boys ko...



Bяαvєнєαят


@ Masoom pari..

ha ha ha ha ha .. ab hanssnaa band karo aur yeh SMS parhoo..

DEDICATED to MASOOM PARI

..........


Tum

Tum

TUM

TUM


TUm han han TUM

T.B K Virus

kuchray k drum

Awara kuttay

Gutter ki buuu

NALI K KEERAY

MALERIA K MACHHER


Se DOOR REHNA MERe DOST!




hehhehe



CoOl LeO
Har qarz dosti ka ada koun karay ga

Jab dushman he na hongay tu dosti koun karay ga

Ay Allah meray dosto ko salamat rakhna

warna meray dushman say larnay ke ibtada koun karay ga
CoOl LeO
Shaitan ki 3 nishaniyan

1 sms miltay hi parhta hai



2 Parhtay hoe hansta hai


3 neechay mat jana



























Jis kaam se roko wo zaroor karta hai
sukaina
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 11 2007, 01:23 AM) [snapback]2277685[/snapback]
Shaitan ki 3 nishaniyan

1 sms miltay hi parhta hai
2 Parhtay hoe hansta hai
3 neechay mat jana
Jis kaam se roko wo zaroor karta hai

0-25_coolguy.gif clapping3.gif boht khoob
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Flirts007 @ Apr 7 2007, 12:27 PM) [snapback]2275322[/snapback]


heheehe,
aap ko bara pata hay BOYS k baaray mein.. nana.gif

Boys ko kam Study kiya karooo ji.. nana.gif

waise acha karte hein naa, itni jaldi uth k karna he kiya hota hay, hum ne konsa itni jaldi uth k Khaana bannana hota hay... REST bhi karne diya karo kabhi boys ko...


acha to aap yeh chahtay hain k BOYS ko study na keroon .......... means k unko khuli chutti mil jaye .......... nahi ji yeh meray hotay huye nahi ho sakta eusa_naughty.gif

REST hahaha ........... her waqt rest hi kernay ka dil chahta rehta hai aap ka ......... kabhi to kuc kaam bhi ker liya kero .......... Meri Terah smile.gif

Silent-Viewer
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 11 2007, 02:23 AM) [snapback]2277685[/snapback]
Shaitan ki 3 nishaniyan

1 sms miltay hi parhta hai
2 Parhtay hoe hansta hai
3 neechay mat jana
Jis kaam se roko wo zaroor karta hai

E9.gif gud.gif
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(sukaina @ Apr 11 2007, 08:29 AM) [snapback]2277794[/snapback]
0-25_coolguy.gif clapping3.gif boht khoob

Thnx
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Silent-Viewer @ Apr 11 2007, 03:05 PM) [snapback]2278277[/snapback]
E9.gif gud.gif

Thnx
CoOl LeO
sweet socho..

smart socho..

achcha socho..

sacha socho...

pyara socho..

i know its difficult ..

i have a shotcut ..

ONLY MERE BARE MEIN SOCHO...!!!!!!
Bяαvєнєαят
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 11 2007, 01:30 PM) [snapback]2278122[/snapback]

acha to aap yeh chahtay hain k BOYS ko study na keroon .......... means k unko khuli chutti mil jaye .......... nahi ji yeh meray hotay huye nahi ho sakta eusa_naughty.gif

REST hahaha ........... her waqt rest hi kernay ka dil chahta rehta hai aap ka ......... kabhi to kuc kaam bhi ker liya kero .......... Meri Terah smile.gif






ji haan..... apni Books ko study kiya karoo, Boys ko nahi.. nana.gif

hahaha, haan naa to thori dair ki khuli chuti mil jane mein kiya harj hay

afsooss huwaa, aap k hotay huway aisa kiun nahi ho saktaa...... agar aisi baat hay to hamein Majbooran aap ko apne raste se Hataanaa paray gaaa... smile.gif

REST crying_anim.gif REST to karne diya krooo naa....
har waqt bahar se kuch na kuch mangwati rehti hoo...

aur aap ki tarhaa?? matlaab?? aap kon kon say kaam karti ho tell??



CoOl LeO
Did i do anything wrong???





Then y r u avoiding me???





Its really hurting me...







Atleast remember me once in a week







With lots of LUV


UR OWN






BATH SOAP
Masoom_Pari
Kabhi Kabhi choti choti cheezain bhi bohat Takleef deti hain
































yaqeen na aye to sui per beth k dekh lo nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Apr 14 2007, 07:05 PM) [snapback]2281444[/snapback]


ji haan..... apni Books ko study kiya karoo, Boys ko nahi.. nana.gif

hahaha, haan naa to thori dair ki khuli chuti mil jane mein kiya harj hay

afsooss huwaa, aap k hotay huway aisa kiun nahi ho saktaa...... agar aisi baat hay to hamein Majbooran aap ko apne raste se Hataanaa paray gaaa... smile.gif

REST crying_anim.gif REST to karne diya krooo naa....
har waqt bahar se kuch na kuch mangwati rehti hoo...

aur aap ki tarhaa?? matlaab?? aap kon kon say kaam karti ho tell??

Mujhey raastay se hatana parey gaa ........... hahaha .............. laikin main to bohat slim hoon aap mujhy hataye bagher bhi to guzer saktay hain ............. arey arey ........... kahin woh wala GUZAR hi na jaiye gaa nana.gif

Main to bohaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat saray kaam kerti hoon
kaho to list bana ker post keroon smile.gif
kamrannoor
laghe rahoo munna
Masoom_Pari
Munna kon hai look.gif
Bяαvєнєαят





kiya karoo gi aap yeh jaan kar??? look.gif



hamzaad
Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
sukaina
Daily we open mobile Inbox & read msgs sent by our frndz.
But how many times do we open QURAAN & read MSGS sent by ALLAH.
think
Masoom_Pari
@ Sukaina

aap ka msg MASHAALA bohat acha hai ....
hamzaad
QUOTE(sukaina @ May 7 2007, 08:37 AM) [snapback]2307230[/snapback]
Daily we open mobile Inbox & read msgs sent by our frndz.
But how many times do we open QURAAN & read MSGS sent by ALLAH.
think

BOHAT HI KHOOBSURAT MSG......SMS FESTIVAL MIEN AB TAK K TAMAM SMS SAY ACHA SMS..............VERY NICE SUKAINA.......

INSHALLAH AAJ SAY ISPAR AMAL BHI SHURU KARDIENGAY duas.gif
hamzaad
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Apr 27 2007, 11:15 PM) [snapback]2296214[/snapback]

kiya karoo gi aap yeh jaan kar??? look.gif

Mujhey Munnay aur Munniyan smile.gif ......... means k bachay achay lagtay hain

is liye poocha tha
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Apr 27 2007, 11:15 PM) [snapback]2296214[/snapback]

kiya karoo gi aap yeh jaan kar??? look.gif

Mujhey Munnay aur Munniyan smile.gif ......... means k bachay achay lagtay hain

is liye poocha tha
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