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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ May 27 2007, 01:42 AM) [snapback]2336895[/snapback]

Hmmmm app ko koi ghum hai shayed smile.gif

Aisi wali kahani to koi nahi hai nononono.gif
CoOl LeO
Dear Subscriber
Good Morning
Your due date to take bath for this month is today

Please take bath by due date to avoid
Khujli & Dandruff

Thanks


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Lal Gulab
Hello




Hello



Itna sanatta q hai????



Kitni dair say sms ki ghantti ni bhaji



Ya saray network fuse ho gaye!!



Ya muje chahny waly kanjoos ho gaye........!!!!
cheerleader.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ May 29 2007, 03:50 AM) [snapback]2340344[/snapback]

Aisi wali kahani to koi nahi hai nononono.gif


Hmmm main samjha ke assi wali hi kahani hai haha tabhee tu har baat per shair hahah smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(aaminah @ May 24 2007, 06:47 PM) [snapback]2334001[/snapback]
maray elawa sab 1-baatcheet.gif krakrani.gif

mene bhi kuch nahi kiya 0-baby.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ May 26 2007, 02:32 AM) [snapback]2335508[/snapback]
haan baba tum bohat achi hoo tum bohat achi tum bohat achi hoo bus happy smile.gif mujhe jhooot bolne per majboor kar diya na tum ne threaten.gif

Mubarak ho Kamran ........ aap ko bohat bohat Mubarak ho

Main to samjhi thi k aap ka zamiir soo raha hai .......... aur aap yeh kerwa such nahi bol sako gay
per aap ne such bol liye .......... cheerleader.gif WowWw
Masoom_Pari
its For U KAMRAN


Na yeh Chand hoga na yeh taaray rahengay
kiya hum hamesha kunware rahain ge
is duniye main kitnoo k nikah ho gaye
kiya naseeb me apne sirf nikah k chuharay rahenge
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 4 2007, 10:31 PM) [snapback]2350616[/snapback]
Mubarak ho Kamran ........ aap ko bohat bohat Mubarak ho

Main to samjhi thi k aap ka zamiir soo raha hai .......... aur aap yeh kerwa such nahi bol sako gay
per aap ne such bol liye .......... cheerleader.gif WowWw


hmmm!! tum ko acha laga na jhooooooooooooooot haahahh mujhe pata tha tum ko jhoooot bohat pasand hai sirf is liye bola hai warna tou main kabhee jhooooooooooooooooot nahee bolta hahahah lol3.gif
kamrannoor
for masoooooooom pari


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TUM PAGAL HOO KIA

JAB KUCH BHEE NAHEE HAI TOU KIA DEKH RAHI HOO HAH HAHA HAHA HAH lol3.gif
CoOl LeO
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohot
Payare
Lagtay hain?




Maloom hai kahan se?
























Door se 1-afsana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 6 2007, 01:34 AM) [snapback]2351786[/snapback]
hmmm!! tum ko acha laga na jhooooooooooooooot haahahh mujhe pata tha tum ko jhoooot bohat pasand hai sirf is liye bola hai warna tou main kabhee jhooooooooooooooooot nahee bolta hahahah lol3.gif

lo kerlo baat

baat ho rahi thi such ki ........... aur aap ne such ko baray mazay se jhoot main tabdeel ker diya
koi ilaj nahi hai Kamran tumhara tch tch tch
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 6 2007, 03:35 AM) [snapback]2351924[/snapback]
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohot
Payare
Lagtay hain?
Maloom hai kahan se?
Door se 1-afsana.gif

hahahaha
Masoom_Pari

For u Kamran


Aap ki 5 Khoobiyan


1. __________

2. __________

3. __________

4. __________

5. __________



Ager zindagi main koi acha kaam kiya hota to yeh jaga aaj khali na hoti nana.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 6 2007, 11:09 AM) [snapback]2352166[/snapback]
lo kerlo baat

baat ho rahi thi such ki ........... aur aap ne such ko baray mazay se jhoot main tabdeel ker diya
koi ilaj nahi hai Kamran tumhara tch tch tch


hhahaah....................................tumhari tareef karoo tou SACH hai or burai karoo tou JHOOT wa wa wa janab app bhee na koi elij nahee hai smile.gif



WEESSE KAHAN GAYAB HOO AJ KAL smile.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 6 2007, 11:23 AM) [snapback]2352205[/snapback]

For u Kamran
Aap ki 5 Khoobiyan

1. Smart

2. Cute

3. Innocent

4. Active

5. Delightful




Ho wao thanks dear hahahah lol3.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 6 2007, 11:23 AM) [snapback]2352205[/snapback]

For u Kamran
Aap ki 5 Khoobiyan

1. Smart

2. Cute

3. Innocent

4. Active

5. Delightful




Ho wao thanks dear hahahah lol3.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 7 2007, 12:57 AM) [snapback]2353230[/snapback]
hhahaah....................................tumhari tareef karoo tou SACH hai or burai karoo tou JHOOT wa wa wa janab app bhee na koi elij nahee hai smile.gif
WEESSE KAHAN GAYAB HOO AJ KAL smile.gif

Aap ka to koi ilaj tha hi nahi
ab mera bhi ilaj nahi raha crying_anim.gif

Bas ab to main aa gaye hoon ......... ab apni kher manao nana.gif


arey nahi nahi ........ Mazaq ker rahi thi main ........... aap to dost ho meray (kiya keroon main bar bar bhool jati hoon yeh baat )
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 7 2007, 12:21 PM) [snapback]2353481[/snapback]
Aap ka to koi ilaj tha hi nahi
ab mera bhi ilaj nahi raha crying_anim.gif

Bas ab to main aa gaye hoon ......... ab apni kher manao nana.gif
arey nahi nahi ........ Mazaq ker rahi thi main ........... aap to dost ho meray (kiya keroon main bar bar bhool jati hoon yeh baat )


HO............tum ko kia hua 0-22_yikes.gif Kahin................................tum ko bhee lol3.gif


tum gain............. kahan thi ye bataon pehly.......?? or mujhe dhamki kue de rahi hoo haan smile.gif
hmmm or agher abb bhooli na tou thapar.gif yaad rakhna ..............is thapar ki GHOONJ lol3.gif
CoOl LeO
woh garam garam pani
Woh garam garam pani

Woh sabun ki khushboo

Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle

Khair tum kya jano roz roz nahane main kitna maza aata hai
kamrannoor
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jun 8 2007, 05:15 AM) [snapback]2354319[/snapback]
woh garam garam pani
Woh garam garam pani

Woh sabun ki khushboo

Woh bathroom main shampoo ki bottle

Khair tum kya jano roz roz nahane main kitna maza aata hai


HO eusa_naughty.gif
kamrannoor
khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi
beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi
mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa
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isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasa rakhi thi
DB_4ya

An apple a day keeps da doctor away
but if doctor is cute, 4get da fruit.
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 10 2007, 05:30 PM) [snapback]2357280[/snapback]
khobsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi
beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi
mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi bewafa
.
.
.
isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasa rakhi thi

hahahaha

yehi ummeed thi aap se
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 8 2007, 12:44 AM) [snapback]2354212[/snapback]
HO............tum ko kia hua 0-22_yikes.gif Kahin................................tum ko bhee lol3.gif
tum gain............. kahan thi ye bataon pehly.......?? or mujhe dhamki kue de rahi hoo haan smile.gif
hmmm or agher abb bhooli na tou thapar.gif yaad rakhna ..............is thapar ki GHOONJ lol3.gif

Main kahan gaye thi ....... yeh aap ko maloom to hai
wesay aap pareshan na ho ..... main abhi kahin nahi ja rahi ........ aap ki shadi kerwa hi doongi main kisi na kisi terah dont worry

hahahaha thapar to mujhey laga hi nahi ...... main to neechay beth gaye thi you1.gif
Masoom_Pari
In this cruel world
it is very dificult to find a friend with
beautiful heart

pure feelings

attractive personality

and stylish looks

so


so


so



QADAR KARNA SEEKHO MERI




Masoom_Pari

For U Kamran


u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
DB_4ya

Msg pe msg BHEJTE ho
BHEJ BHEJ k BHEJA kharab karte ho
BHEJTE ho to kya BHEJTE ho
Khud ka bHEJA to chalta nahin
Doosron ka BHEJA hua BHEJTE ho
0-16_angry.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 11 2007, 02:05 PM) [snapback]2358164[/snapback]
hahahaha

yehi ummeed thi aap se


Hmmm.............chalo kuch umeed tou ki mujhe se hahaha wesse mujhe tum se bhee yahi ummed hai hahahah smile.gif lol3.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 11 2007, 02:20 PM) [snapback]2358195[/snapback]
Main kahan gaye thi ....... yeh aap ko maloom to hai
wesay aap pareshan na ho ..... main abhi kahin nahi ja rahi ........ aap ki shadi kerwa hi doongi main kisi na kisi terah dont worry

hahahaha thapar to mujhey laga hi nahi ...... main to neechay beth gaye thi you1.gif



Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! haan bahee mujhe pata hai tum kahin nahee jao gi lolzzzzzzzzzz or na hi gai thi............hahahahah wese mujhe abhee itni jaldi bhee nahee hai ke jitna tum ko ko hai. hahaha smile.gif wese koi mily tou bata dena haan dekhne main harj hi kia hai hahaha lol3.gif

or rahi baat thapar ki tou main ne tum ko thapar darane ke liye mara tha.........or agher sachi main thapar para na tou GHOOMTI reh jao gi hahha nana.gif
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kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 11 2007, 02:43 PM) [snapback]2358266[/snapback]

For U Kamran
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece. It is divided into left and right. In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.


nana.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 11 2007, 02:41 PM) [snapback]2358265[/snapback]
In this cruel world
it is very dificult to find a friend with
beautiful heart

pure feelings

attractive personality

and stylish looks

so
so
so
QADAR KARNA SEEKHO MERI


hmmm!!! Qader un ki jati hai jin ki koi Qader hoo or app ki tou..........................hahaha
kamrannoor
QUOTE(*NANHI PARI* @ Jun 11 2007, 05:32 PM) [snapback]2358502[/snapback]

Msg pe msg BHEJTE ho
BHEJ BHEJ k BHEJA kharab karte ho
BHEJTE ho to kya BHEJTE ho
Khud ka bHEJA to chalta nahin
Doosron ka BHEJA hua BHEJTE ho
0-16_angry.gif



wesse NANHI JEE Ye B Kissi ka BHEJA hua hai haha lol3.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 12 2007, 12:07 AM) [snapback]2359327[/snapback]
Hmmm.............chalo kuch umeed tou ki mujhe se hahaha wesse mujhe tum se bhee yahi ummed hai hahahah smile.gif lol3.gif

Naqal mat kero meri nana.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 12 2007, 12:14 AM) [snapback]2359328[/snapback]

Hmmmmmmmmmm!!! haan bahee mujhe pata hai tum kahin nahee jao gi lolzzzzzzzzzz or na hi gai thi............hahahahah wese mujhe abhee itni jaldi bhee nahee hai ke jitna tum ko ko hai. hahaha smile.gif wese koi mily tou bata dena haan dekhne main harj hi kia hai hahaha lol3.gif

or rahi baat thapar ki tou main ne tum ko thapar darane ke liye mara tha.........or agher sachi main thapar para na tou GHOOMTI reh jao gi hahha nana.gif
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Shuker k aap ko yaqeen hai k main kahin nahi jaoongi

Main hoon hi itni achi ......... dosti nibhanay wali smile.gif aap k sehray k phool khilaye bagher kahan ja sakti hoon kahin smile.gif

Main to roz hi kisi na kisi se milti hoon aap kis ki baat ker rahay ho look.gif nana.gif

hahahahah aap samnay aajao main khud hi der jaoongi
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 12 2007, 12:16 AM) [snapback]2359330[/snapback]
nana.gif

lagta hai k baat samajh aagaye hai hahahaha
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 12 2007, 12:18 AM) [snapback]2359331[/snapback]
hmmm!!! Qader un ki jati hai jin ki koi Qader hoo or app ki tou..........................hahaha

Kiya kehna chah rahay hain chacha jaan aap
CoOl LeO
Jaane kab sms send karoge?

Send k button pe kab apna thumb bend karoge?

Ab tak bohot balance jama kar liya,

Kab apni kanjoosi ka THE END karoge ? ?
[color="#0000FF"][/color]1-think.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 12 2007, 12:37 PM) [snapback]2359967[/snapback]
Naqal mat kero meri nana.gif


Hmmm!!! well............app jo sab ki NAQAL karti rehti hoo us ka kia haan thapar.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 12 2007, 12:45 PM) [snapback]2359979[/snapback]
Shuker k aap ko yaqeen hai k main kahin nahi jaoongi

Main hoon hi itni achi ......... dosti nibhanay wali smile.gif aap k sehray k phool khilaye bagher kahan ja sakti hoon kahin smile.gif

Main to roz hi kisi na kisi se milti hoon aap kis ki baat ker rahay ho look.gif nana.gif

hahahahah aap samnay aajao main khud hi der jaoongi


Hmmmm!!! or chali bhee jao tou kia kar sakta hun lol3.gif

tum achai ho thapar.gif bar bar mat dhoraoo samjh aai warna 1 or paregi threaten.gif

arey Paglii ........................mere liye dhoond na koi un main se lolzzzzzzzzzz nana.gif

main tum se ziyada bura nahee hun lolzzzzzzzz lol3.gif aik dum 100% shareef bacha hun smile.gif
kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 12 2007, 12:52 PM) [snapback]2360027[/snapback]
Kiya kehna chah rahay hain chacha jaan aap


KUCH NAHEE DADI JAAN BUS SUNTI JO smile.gif
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ May 12 2007, 02:09 PM) [snapback]2315779[/snapback]
Dedicated to Hamzaad

Hum ko hami se chura lo
Dil main kahin tum chupa lo
Hum akeelay ho na jain door tum se ho na jain
Pas aoo
Pass ao,
Ruko pehlay Lifeboye se naha lo

Dedicate to Masoom Pari

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya faq.gif
hamzaad
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ May 13 2007, 02:04 AM) [snapback]2316711[/snapback]
Dedicate to HAMZAAD

mausam hai suhana ............
aise main dil bhi deewana....
aise main tum........
aise main tum.......
tum........
tum.........
han tum...........
tum............
- - lux - - soap se do bar nahana

DEDICATE TO KAMRAN NOOR

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi E21.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 14 2007, 11:24 PM) [snapback]2363689[/snapback]
Hmmm!!! well............app jo sab ki NAQAL karti rehti hoo us ka kia haan thapar.gif


Main 0-22_yikes.gif maine kab kisi ki NAQAL ki hai

Wese ALLAH ka shuker hai k meri adatain hi itni achi hain k mujhey kisi ki naqal kerne ki zaroorat paish nahi aati ............ bul k log meri ........ smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 15 2007, 12:06 AM) [snapback]2363735[/snapback]
Hmmmm!!! or chali bhee jao tou kia kar sakta hun lol3.gif

tum achai ho thapar.gif bar bar mat dhoraoo samjh aai warna 1 or paregi threaten.gif

arey Paglii ........................mere liye dhoond na koi un main se lolzzzzzzzzzz nana.gif

main tum se ziyada bura nahee hun lolzzzzzzzz lol3.gif aik dum 100% shareef bacha hun smile.gif


hahahaha Mujhey to pehlay hi maloom tha k aap kuch nahi ker saktay nana.gif

Oh shuker ....... k aap ko bhi yaqeen aaya k main achi hoon smile.gif

dhoond to lii hai aap k liye maine aik lerki .......... pic send keroon gi ........ usi topic main smile.gif

kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 15 2007, 10:03 PM) [snapback]2364775[/snapback]
Main 0-22_yikes.gif maine kab kisi ki NAQAL ki hai

Wese ALLAH ka shuker hai k meri adatain hi itni achi hain k mujhey kisi ki naqal kerne ki zaroorat paish nahi aati ............ bul k log meri ........ smile.gif



Tum me hamesha meri nakal ki hai.......samjh aai thapar.gif

Hmmmmmm!!! yahi tou faida hai hamre sath rehne ka lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz dekha tum LAQALMAND ho gai na hehehe lol3.gif



kamrannoor
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jun 15 2007, 10:24 PM) [snapback]2364800[/snapback]

hahahaha Mujhey to pehlay hi maloom tha k aap kuch nahi ker saktay nana.gif

Oh shuker ....... k aap ko bhi yaqeen aaya k main achi hoon smile.gif

dhoond to lii hai aap k liye maine aik lerki .......... pic send keroon gi ........ usi topic main smile.gif



Tum ko mere baarey main Batata koun hai bhaee ???? nana.gif

YE Baat tum mujhe 1000 bar keh chuki hoo .............mera mazaak tou tum serious mat lia karoo lolzz nana.gif

Bohat acha kia....................us ke baad main bhee tum ki pic send karoonga Dehan se haan hahahah DHAMKi naee hai bus bata raha hun!!!!!


kamrannoor
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Jun 15 2007, 12:49 AM) [snapback]2363782[/snapback]
DEDICATE TO KAMRAN NOOR

Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi E21.gif


kia baat hai janab!!!!! icon_peace.gif
hamzaad
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain..
kamrannoor
Dedicate to masoom pari smile.gif

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.. lol3.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Jun 16 2007, 01:08 AM) [snapback]2364937[/snapback]
Dedicate to masoom pari smile.gif

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum.. lol3.gif

Dost ho to












Mujh jesa
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