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Zindagi

Aug 12 2007, 02:58 PM

Astaghfirullah

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send this sms to 1000 people
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Balance muk jaye ga per bakhshay tusi fir bhi nahi jao ge

hamzaad

Aug 12 2007, 05:01 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Aug 12 2007, 11:20 AM) [snapback]2439002[/snapback]

lekin zara dheyan se jana kahinnnnnnnnnnnnn phisal hi na jao ................. barish main

dont worry ............. agar phisla tou tumhien thaam lunga

hamzaad

Aug 12 2007, 05:05 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Aug 12 2007, 11:26 AM) [snapback]2439011[/snapback]

Mene to Lunch kiya hi nahi hai

tou karlo naa.................kisnay mana kia hay????

Masoom_Pari

Aug 16 2007, 02:32 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Aug 12 2007, 05:01 PM) [snapback]2439256[/snapback]

dont worry ............. agar phisla tou tumhien thaam lunga

Mujhey

hum to phislain hain sanam tum ko bhi le ker hislain gay

hamzaad

Aug 19 2007, 04:26 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Aug 16 2007, 02:32 PM) [snapback]2442792[/snapback]

Mujhey

hum to phislain hain sanam tum ko bhi le ker hislain gay

Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.

CoOl LeO

Aug 25 2007, 05:32 AM

haqeeqat samjho ya fasana..

begana kaho ya dewana..

suno is dil ka afsana..

ay dost tere SMS hain mary jeeny ka bahana..

kamrannoor

Aug 26 2007, 04:24 PM

Ankhoon Ka Rang Baat Ka Lehja Badal Gaya
Woh Shaks Aik Sham Main Kitna Badal Gaya

Shayed Wafa Ke Name Se Ukta Gaya Tha Woh
Jo Manzil Ke Pass Aa Kar Rasta Badal Gaya

king_maker

Aug 27 2007, 01:33 PM

eik sms!

subah jaldi uth k
naha k
saaf kapray paa
kaloos neyat say
hath utha k
Allah mian say poocho

'Aye meray mola jab aap aqal taqseem kar rahay thay,
uss waqat main kahan tah'

king_maker

Aug 27 2007, 01:35 PM

eik sms!

subah jaldi uth k
naha k
saaf kapray paa
kaloos neyat say
hath utha k
Allah mian say poocho

'Aye meray mola jab aap aqal taqseem kar rahay thay,
uss waqat main kahan tah'

hamzaad

Aug 29 2007, 03:22 PM

Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,
lekin gamla bhi saath tha.

CoOl LeO

Aug 29 2007, 03:45 PM

Aap PAGAl ho

Yaar mano Aap PAGAL ho.

Ghussa kyun Kartay Ho?

Waqai Aap PAGAL ho

P= Pyare
A= Ache
G= Gumsum
A= Anmol
L= Lovely

Dekha Aap Kitne PAGAL ho.

CoOl LeO

Aug 30 2007, 02:13 AM

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siyahi matt samajhna.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi matt samajhna.

Kisi mareez ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera matt samajhna.

ManPaki

Aug 30 2007, 03:27 PM

AAJ KA SAWAL!!!!!!!

MUHABBAT HOJATI HAI YA KARNI PARTI HAI????
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VERY SIMPLE...........
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LARKI KHOOBSOORAT HO TU HOJATI HAI.......

AUR AGAR LARKI AMEER HO TU KARNI PARTI HAI........

Masoom_Pari

Aug 30 2007, 09:57 PM

QUOTE(ManPaki @ Aug 30 2007, 03:27 PM) [snapback]2458967[/snapback]

hahahaha zaber10

CoOl LeO

Aug 31 2007, 02:07 AM

Similarity between "U" and "PEPSI"

Sweet......

Cool.....

Timepass.....

Easily available.....

aur

Sab se badi similarity

"DHAKKAN"!!

ManPaki

Sep 1 2007, 06:46 PM

KYUN HER BAAR MAUSAM KI TARAH BADAL JATAY HO???

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HER NAYEY DIN HAMARA DIL DUKHATAY HO???

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YEY BAAT SUUN KAR HAMARI ROOH TAK KAANP GAYEE.........

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AYEY DOST TUM MASJIDUUN SAY JOTAY CHURATAY HO.......

CoOl LeO

Sep 2 2007, 01:27 AM

WEll wisher is not who meets u everyday

And talk with u everyday

Well wisher is one who may or may not meet U

But always thinks of U & your happiness

kamrannoor

Sep 2 2007, 07:23 PM

QUOTE(ManPaki @ Sep 1 2007, 06:46 PM) [snapback]2461494[/snapback]

HAHAHA

kamrannoor

Sep 2 2007, 07:29 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Sep 2 2007, 01:27 AM) [snapback]2461783[/snapback]

WEll wisher is not who meets u everyday

And talk with u everyday

Well wisher is one who may or may not meet U

But always thinks of U & your happiness

CoOl LeO

Sep 5 2007, 02:28 AM

QUOTE(kamrannoor @ Sep 2 2007, 07:29 PM) [snapback]2462563[/snapback]

Thunkoo

CoOl LeO

Sep 5 2007, 02:30 AM

Is Dunya Ne Meri Mohabbat Meri Dolat Se Jaanchi

IS DUNYA NE MERI MOHABBAT MERI DOLAT SE JAANCHII

IQBAL JAMEEL PTV NEWS KARACHI

kamrannoor

Sep 6 2007, 12:48 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Sep 5 2007, 02:28 AM) [snapback]2465281[/snapback]

Thunkoo

U R WELLCUM

CoOl LeO

Sep 13 2007, 05:10 AM

Har khushi hasi Mange Aap se,

Har phool khushbu mange Aap se,

Itni Roshni ho Aap ki zindagi mein k

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"khud bijli wale connection Mange Aap se."

Bore Na Kar

Sep 13 2007, 06:02 PM

gud one :d

hamzaad

Sep 13 2007, 11:38 PM

Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.

Bore Na Kar

Sep 14 2007, 02:01 AM

:d :d kesi baatein kar rhe ho bhai :d

Masoom_Pari

Sep 14 2007, 09:14 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Sep 13 2007, 11:38 PM) [snapback]2475650[/snapback]

Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.

hahahahaha

Bore Na Kar

Sep 15 2007, 01:26 AM

Koi ramzan sms share kare

CoOl LeO

Sep 15 2007, 02:20 AM

Makayi ki roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki behar,

Chand ki Chandni,
Apno ka pyar,
Mubarik ho apko,

RAMADAN Ki Bahar

Bore Na Kar

Sep 15 2007, 05:40 AM

nice one

CoOl LeO

Sep 17 2007, 03:16 AM

Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hon teri wafa k liye,
Karlena lakhon shikve humse magar
kabhi khafa na hona khuda k liye

Pr!nCesS-0f-S3lf

Sep 17 2007, 06:25 AM

Woh sehrii ka mazaa
Woh iftaar ki bhook
Woh Quraan ki tilawat
Woh namaz ka mamool
Woh rozay ki barkat
Woh rozay ka noor
Buhat Buhat Mubarak Ho Aap Ko Ramzaan Ka Mahina-e-Purnoor!

Bore Na Kar

Sep 17 2007, 02:01 PM

jo marzi shakal banao

smily
(!_!) cry
(';') angry
(':') bore
('-') proud
('o') hungry
", happy
? confused
-.- sleepy
roza to rakhna paray ga

Bore Na Kar

Sep 17 2007, 02:03 PM

Welcome to ramzan menu
Apne gunah bakhshwanay ke liye 1 dabain
taubah ke liye 2 dabain
mafi ke liye 3 dabain
buraiyi se nijaat ke liye apna gala dabain

hamzaad

Sep 17 2007, 11:59 PM

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

Bore Na Kar

Sep 18 2007, 02:32 AM

hahaha ye to bari dangerous situation hy, kal uss dost ki phainti laga ana :d

Masoom_Pari

Sep 19 2007, 10:20 PM

QUOTE(Bore Na Kar @ Sep 18 2007, 02:32 AM) [snapback]2480874[/snapback]

hahaha ye to bari dangerous situation hy, kal uss dost ki phainti laga ana :d

Woh dost aap hi to HO

chalo phir sab shoroo ho jao

Masoom_Pari

Sep 19 2007, 10:28 PM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Sep 17 2007, 11:59 PM) [snapback]2480765[/snapback]

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

hahahahaha

Khowab bhi dekhtay ho to aisey

Masoom_Pari

Sep 19 2007, 11:18 PM

I Love P A K I S T A N

PAKISTAN MEANS,

P : PARVEEN

A : AYESHA

K : KIRAN

I : IRAM

S : SAMIA

T : TANIA

A : AASMA

N : NADIA

Bore Na Kar

Sep 20 2007, 03:11 AM

:d :d

Bore Na Kar

Sep 20 2007, 03:14 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 19 2007, 10:20 PM) [snapback]2483083[/snapback]

Woh dost aap hi to HO

chalo phir sab shoroo ho jao

Kash muje aisa mauka milta k wo main hota :d

tumko pitayi karne ka boht shauq hy :p

~Nemo~

Sep 20 2007, 03:17 AM

QUOTE(hamzaad @ Sep 17 2007, 01:59 PM) [snapback]2480765[/snapback]

Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.

LOL .......................... hahaha sahe hai

CoOl LeO

Sep 20 2007, 03:51 AM

2002 - Terrorism
2003 - Floods
2004 - Tsunami
2005 - EarthQuake
2006 - Heavy Rains
2007 - ??????

scRoLL down for answeR..

Aap kaa Surroorr - Himesh Reshammiya.

Kanch k1 gur1a

Sep 20 2007, 08:05 PM

Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..
Kaun kahta hai ki budhape mei ishq nahi hota..

Darasal baat ye hai ki BUDDHO par kisiko shaq nahi hota...

Kanch k1 gur1a

Sep 20 2007, 08:06 PM

Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
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Arz hai k
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Wo aaram
Karain

Kyon

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Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....

Kanch k1 gur1a

Sep 20 2007, 08:07 PM

Teacher: 'Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible'
One student: 'Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again'

Kanch k1 gur1a

Sep 20 2007, 08:08 PM

Boy: Mein last tyme Pooch raha hoo,Kya tum Mujhe se Shadi
karoo Gi???
Girl: Nahi
Boy: Sooch Lo...........
Girl: Kaha Na Nahiiii
Boy: Waiter ! Bill Alag Alag lana !

Kanch k1 gur1a

Sep 20 2007, 08:09 PM

Lage Raho
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Lage Raho
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Koi Kuch Nahi Kahe ga
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Aur Kahe Ga Bhi Tou Kaunsa Farq Pare Ga.....
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Lage Raho
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Besharmo'n ki Terha Sms Receive Kerne Main.......

Masoom_Pari

Sep 20 2007, 09:41 PM

QUOTE(Bore Na Kar @ Sep 20 2007, 03:14 AM) [snapback]2483285[/snapback]

Kash muje aisa mauka milta k wo main hota :d

tumko pitayi karne ka boht shauq hy :p

Moqa to mil hi gaya hai ................ ab pitaye k liye bhi tayyar ho jayen

bohat ziada nahi bas thora sa shoq hai ............... hmm to aap ready ho naa ??

Bore Na Kar

Sep 21 2007, 03:36 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Sep 20 2007, 09:41 PM) [snapback]2484288[/snapback]

Moqa to mil hi gaya hai ................ ab pitaye k liye bhi tayyar ho jayen

bohat ziada nahi bas thora sa shoq hai ............... hmm to aap ready ho naa ??

Haan ready hon, kar lo pitaye

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