If u find a friend better than me,
I won't stop u,But if he or she leaves u,
just look behind,
i will be there to slap u n say
"HO GAYI TASSALLI"

A man got 2wishes frm GOD.

He askd 4d best wine & d best woman in d world.

Nxt moment,he had d best wine & Mother Teresa bside him



Moral:B SPECIFIC

BREAKING NEWS!

taaza tareen itilaa`at k mutabik MUFTI MUNEEB-UR-REHMAN ki baigum ka EID ka suit Tailor k paas se nahi ayaa, lehaazaa kal Roza hoga...

EID SUNDAY ko hogi

Abhi abhi Khabar mili hay k ...
"Royat e Hilal Committee" ney
mujhey dekh he liya .... iss liey
Kal Eid Ho gee..



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BNK hahahahaha

Sorry DOSTOO

Kal main bohat busy thi is liye aap logon ko apni shakal na dikah saki

buttttttttttttt aaj Nazar aa gaye hoon main

KAL EID HOGI

Main to kisi cheez ki bhi QAIDI hoon hi nahi

2 M.P

Friendz are like baloonz
aik baar haath sey chhotey
tou haath nahin aatey....!!
door , bohut ooper chaley jatey hain ..

Main ne socha hay k
tumhain kabhi nahin janey doon gaa dooooooooooooor




















Tumhari hava nikal kar pocket main rakhoon gaa....!!!


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@ Gohar

hahahahahahha


hahahahah


Very Nice

bohat hi awesome

Wesay aik baat kahoon ............. Meray ander hawa hai hi nai to nikalo gay kesay

means k i m slim

for U Gohar




Tum insan nahe ho


na he insan kehlanay k laik ho



Tum to FARISHTA ho




Kon sa wala farishta ??



Wohe jo jannat say nikal diya gaya tha

M.P...!!

Meri sub sey Qeemti Fishhh

<;(((())))><<

Dosti k naam par tumhain dey raha hoon ...
Isey hamesha apney cell main
save Rakhnaa....!
aur........????

















Cell ko hamesha paani k bucket main
warna............???















This fish will die....!!





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hahahaha

yeh Mashwara aap apnay jaisey aqalmandoo ko hi dena

aap k liye aik aur

bilkul such hai yeh





aap ho
88 % Beautiful
94 % Intelligent
56 % Nice
67 % Charming
38 % Glamorous
77 % Decent

Total 88 + 94 + 56 + 67 + 38 + 77 = 420
uff ALLAH aap to 420 niklay

Aap ki Aqal kya kisi Gaari par savar ho kar
kaheen ravana ho gaee hay ..?
ya abhi takk
Peydal he ghoom rahi hay ...??

aap tou meri tarah khaasey samjhdar thay ...



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yaar BNK ....
ab main Sim change karney laga hoon ...
pata nahin kis kis k msg aap k liey atey rehtey hain



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haan bas ALLAH ka karam hai k ab woh din nahi rahay

jab main aap ki terah hua kerti thi

ab to main MASHALLAH se

hahahahaha

masla sim ka nahi hai

jahan jao gay aisey sms pao gay

kyoon k yeh BNK k naam nahi aap k naam hi hain

jee ...... MASHA ALLAH
ab tou appki aqal ghaas charnay bhi
honda civic par jati hay


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lagay raho munna bhaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...
apnay kharchay par

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nahi nahi ................ ghaas to ghoray chertay hain aur meri aqal to ghoray bech chuki hai

ab aap ki bari hai

wesay aap ki aqal ko ghas chernay k liye janay main bohat problem hoti hogi hai naa kyooon k puncture jo hay

hahahahaa

ijazat ho tou Hanss loon ..???

(wesey aap ki puncture repair shop kahan hay ..??



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hahahahaha gohar bhai, pic de di masoom pari ko??

Ghaour se dekho ye aap k liye hi tha :d
usne qabar k azaab ki baat ki hy

mere liye to jannat ki bahaar ka zikr karna tha :d

hota hon side pe pehle saanso mein achhi tarha bus to jaaon :d

Acha to tum aisi ho :p

Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always
time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

FOR EVERY ONE

Hansi khushi tere jewan ka har safer Ghuzray

Meri Dua hai teri EID khoob tar Guzray......

oyeeeeee hoyeeeeeee kiya baat hai jee

lagta hai k aap Married ho hahahahaha

Meri shop nahi hai ................. sorry aap kahin aur contact kero


Oh haan yaad aaya BNK aur KAMRAN ko puncture thik kerna aata hai

nahi naa abhi tak nahi dii :(

Gohar ka to irada nahi lag raha dena kaa

aisa kero k aap dedo

book late ho rahi hai

Ijazat tou main ney akhlaqan talab ki thee..

aap ney married he samjh liyaa....... not fair ... !!

(un k lagaey huwey puncture phir sey leak kar jatey hain .. )



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hahahaha acha
Wesay ziada ter shohar hazrat itnay tameez daar hotay hain naa ijazat le er kertay hain her kaam
hm to abhi aap ne yeh naik kaam anjam nahi diya hai

kis ka intezar hai


hahahahaha aap ka puncture shayed kisi female se hi thik hoga

ji bilkul

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For U Gohar



kafi pehlay ki baat hai
Meray SMS sirf
Ahmak aur Bewaqoof parhtay thay

aur


aur


aur


aur aaj tak yeh silsila barqarar hai :P

Kash aap bhi aisi hi achi sii koi good post ker detay

Kamran Chinese k liye



yeh SMS 5 seconds k baad phat jaye gaa

0:05
0:04
0:03
0:02
0:01

Kiya hua
Nahi phata ??

sala sms bhi china ka nikla

aaj phir aik SMS Meray apnay naam



jee to yeh chahta hai k

duniya ki sab se KHUBSORAT or HASEEN insan ka qatal ker doon

Magar baad main socha k

KHUDKUSHI to haram hai

Mentle hospital ki Van aa rahi hay
Ma'soom pariyan chhup jaeyn .. !!
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Eid ul Fitr is eid of
Sacrifice
and
Commitment to Allah's orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,and help all amongst us, who r helpless,worried, and waiting for his rehmat,
(Ameen)

EiD MubaraK

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to phir ho jaye aamna saamna

Ho jaye

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Nahi nahi
hum nahi chupain gay

yeh to Meri khush kismati hai k VAN mujhey lenay aa rahi hai
Woh actually main to khud aap se milnay aana chah rahi thi hospital hmm WOW ab asani ho gaye

Confidance :
Once all Vilagers decided 2 pray 4 rain
on de day of prayer all people gathered
& only 1 boy came with umbrella
thats Confidance

Trust
truet shud b like feeling of 1 year old baby
when u throw him in de air, he loughs..
coz he knows u'll catch him

hope
every night v go 2 bed, have no assurance 2
get up alive in de morning but still v've plans
4 coming day..

Keep Confidance; Trust in Allah & never loose hope leave on Allah

kiya yeh SMS ( SHORT message servie) hai

Ab ye Sochain k is SMS main only Muslim k lia Pori dunya ka matlab samja dia hay

haan

lekin mene sms ki buraye to nahi ki thi
acha msg hai

aik msg main bhi deti hoon
hai chota saa per baray kaam kaa





4 step of great life
First: Look back & Thank ALLAH
Second:Look Forward & Trust ALLAH
Third: Look Around & belive ALLAH
Fourth:Look Within U & find ALLAH

Bohat Bohat Acha..

U & I are friend, when u cry, I cry.
When u laugh, I laugh.
When u hurt me, I hurt.
When u jump off a bridge…I m sure going to miss u! ;)