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CoOl LeO
thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr.
It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe,
thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe
CoOl LeO
HELLO,
this is your mobile.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!! 1-jokes.gif
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
calling....calling....calling....1 missed callreminding you that some one is miss u very much.
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always
time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
A...Allah se daro... B...Bismillah se shuro karo...
C...Chor ko saza do... D...Deen seekho...
E...Eilum hasil karo... F...Farz ada karo...
G...Gussa mat karo... H...Haj ada karo...
I...Ibadat karo... J...Jannat millegi...
K....Kalma pado... L...Laa ilaha illalha...
M...Muhammad ur rasool allah... N...Namaz pado...
O...Omar ka lihaz karo... P...Parda karo...
Q...Quran pado... R...Roza rakho... S...Shukriya ada karo...
T...Tauba karo... U...Ummeed rakho... V...Vazoo karo...
W...Waqt ka lihaz karo... X...Xtra nafil pado...
Y...Yakeen karo Allah per... Z...Zikr Allah ka karo...
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in heaven will show mercy to you.”
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free
CoOl LeO
Dosti ghazal hai gun-gunane k liye

Dosti naghma hai sunane k liye

Ye wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi

Q k hosla chahiye ise nibhane k liye
CoOl LeO
PAISA
ayega jayega

SUKH
ayega jayega

DUKH
ayega jayega

PYAR
ayega jayega

LEKIN


Is DOST ka
SMS

ayega


ayega aur


aata he rahega
CoOl LeO
Aasman se utri,
Taro se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai,
Mere dost sambhal k rakhna ye dosti,
Ye meri zindagi bhar ki kamayi hai
CoOl LeO
Ice is cold, which cannot be hold,
Friendship is gold which cannot be sold,
Some relations are very special which cannot be told.
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
U know what is the largest word in english language.
"SmileS" bcoz there is mile between two "S". (S mile S). So
spread smiles everywhere.
**Gohar
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 15 2007, 12:51 AM) [snapback]2527673[/snapback]


Mentle hospital ki Van aa rahi hay
Ma'soom pariyan chhup jaeyn .. !! 1-announce1.gif
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Lado marka sabun

Matromilan agar batti

Hamdard dava khana

Master ka moltyfoam

lakson tobaco compney

lever brothers pakistan

sunsilk shmpoo

Bioamla shampoo

Tulsi pan masal

Dalda banaspati

habib oil millz

pak fan

National food

ga'ey sop

aur ...


meri janib sey ...

maasoom pari ko salam .... !!!

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Mrs.KnOwN_StRaNgEr
Kahan se aati hai Yeh Hichkiyan?

Na Jane KON Faryaad Karta hai.?

Khuda Hamesha Salamat Rakhe Usko:

Jo Humey Apne Dil Se Yaad Karta Hai.
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 18 2007, 04:09 PM) [snapback]2532224[/snapback]

Lado marka sabun

Matromilan agar batti

Hamdard dava khana

Master ka moltyfoam

lakson tobaco compney

lever brothers pakistan

sunsilk shmpoo

Bioamla shampoo

Tulsi pan masal

Dalda banaspati

habib oil millz

pak fan

National food

ga'ey sop

aur ...
meri janib sey ...

maasoom pari ko salam .... !!!

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Wa alaikum as salaam wa rehmatullah e Wa barakatohu ............. jeetay raho smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Kamli @ Oct 18 2007, 04:16 PM) [snapback]2532235[/snapback]
Kahan se aati hai Yeh Hichkiyan?

Na Jane KON Faryaad Karta hai.?

Khuda Hamesha Salamat Rakhe Usko:

Jo Humey Apne Dil Se Yaad Karta Hai.

Mujhey dua dii aap ne ......... Thanks
Masoom_Pari
Gohar

yeh hai aap k liye


I like 3 things in life

1. PIZZA
2. Due
3. U

Pizza for eating

Due for drinking

U for .......... aray Table kon saaf keray gaa

**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 18 2007, 04:46 PM) [snapback]2532321[/snapback]
Gohar

yeh hai aap k liye
I like 3 things in life

1. PIZZA
2. Due
3. U

Pizza for eating

Due for drinking

U for .......... aray Table kon saaf keray gaa



Oeyyyyy Hoeyyyyyyyyyy.......

chalo aap k liey .... !!!

Ur 5 Best Qualities... !!

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100ree ... koi hoti tou zroor likhtaaa.... nana.gif

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Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 18 2007, 04:53 PM) [snapback]2532337[/snapback]

Oeyyyyy Hoeyyyyyyyyyy.......

chalo aap k liey .... !!!

Ur 5 Best Qualities... !!

1.........................................................................
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3........................................................................
4....................................................................
5....................................................................
100ree ... koi hoti tou zroor likhtaaa.... nana.gif

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Main to samajh rahi thi k aap mujhey janay ho

per aap to tch tch tch

chalo Kamran juldi se fill kero yeh blanks

bilkul bhi mushkil nahi hai bas tareef kerni hai meri smile.gif
CoOl LeO
Whts wrong wid ur cell?
Tried calling U so many times
bt every time d operater says
the subscriber u r calling is in ur HEART!
CoOl LeO
Ye SmS sIrF nEiK lOgO kO nAzAr AtA hAi...































KyA NaZaR nAI AYA???

MeI nE tU peHle Hi KaHa tHa Ye SirF neIk LoGO kO NazAr AtA hAI.
1-afsana.gif
Masoom_Pari
aa gaya


aa gaya


yippie.gif


Mujhey Cool leo ka SMS nazar aa gaya smile.gif
KamlaJatt
Dair saiy nazar aanaiy ki kiya waja haiy pari ji E9.gif
**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 19 2007, 06:02 PM) [snapback]2534254[/snapback]
Main to samajh rahi thi k aap mujhey janay ho

per aap to tch tch tch

chalo Kamran juldi se fill kero yeh blanks

bilkul bhi mushkil nahi hai bas tareef kerni hai meri smile.gif



krakrani.gif
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Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Oct 21 2007, 07:13 PM) [snapback]2537580[/snapback]
Dair saiy nazar aanaiy ki kiya waja haiy pari ji E9.gif

dair aye per durust aye
hmm nazar to aa gaya naa isi baat ki khushi hai

aap ko toooooooo shayed woh bhi nahi ........... poster_oops.gif
KamlaJatt
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 21 2007, 06:53 PM) [snapback]2537643[/snapback]
dair aye per durust aye
hmm nazar to aa gaya naa isi baat ki khushi hai

aap ko toooooooo shayed woh bhi nahi ........... poster_oops.gif


kuch cheezain nazar naa hi aayen to acha hota haiy E9.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 21 2007, 07:43 PM) [snapback]2537622[/snapback]


krakrani.gif
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hahahahaha

Kuch bhi na kaha

Kuch keh bhi gaye

Kuch kehtay kehtay reh bhi gaye


( aaj to SUCH bol detay ............. Main khush hi ho jati apni tareef sun ker smile.gif )
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Oct 21 2007, 07:55 PM) [snapback]2537648[/snapback]
kuch cheezain nazar naa hi aayen to acha hota haiy E9.gif

hahahahaha

nazar nahi aaya aap ko to ab aap ko to yehi kehna hai naa nana.gif
**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 21 2007, 07:56 PM) [snapback]2537651[/snapback]
hahahahaha

Kuch bhi na kaha

Kuch keh bhi gaye

Kuch kehtay kehtay reh bhi gaye
( aaj to SUCH bol detay ............. Main khush hi ho jati apni tareef sun ker smile.gif )


Arey dil pey mat ley yaar ..... eusa_naughty.gif
ok ..
suno ..

Pari .. !!!

Tumhari Ankhain .... Hirni jesi ..

Tumhari Gardan ..... Morni jesi ..

Tumhari chaal ...... Hansni jesi ..

Tumharee .. Zulfain ..... Nagan jesi ...

Tumhari Awaz ... koyel jesi ..

aur pata nahin ... khair ..

buss main yehi sochta hoon .. k .



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larkiyon wali bhe hoti tou achha thaa naa...??


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KamlaJatt
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 21 2007, 07:06 PM) [snapback]2537678[/snapback]
hahahahaha

nazar nahi aaya aap ko to ab aap ko to yehi kehna hai naa nana.gif


nana.gif frndz.gif 1-embaressed_smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Oct 21 2007, 08:12 PM) [snapback]2537698[/snapback]
nana.gif frndz.gif 1-embaressed_smile.gif

Ambulanceeeeeeeeee


koi hai

plz juldi se kisi doc ko call kero

na janay inhain kiya ho gaya hai

kabhi hanstay hain kabhi rotay hain
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 21 2007, 08:12 PM) [snapback]2537695[/snapback]

Arey dil pey mat ley yaar ..... eusa_naughty.gif
ok ..
suno ..

Pari .. !!!

Tumhari Ankhain .... Hirni jesi ..

Tumhari Gardan ..... Morni jesi ..

Tumhari chaal ...... Hansni jesi ..

Tumharee .. Zulfain ..... Nagan jesi ...

Tumhari Awaz ... koyel jesi ..

aur pata nahin ... khair ..

buss main yehi sochta hoon .. k .
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larkiyon wali bhe hoti tou [b]achha thaa naa
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Kon acha tha look.gif

haan lekin itna zaroor pata hai mujhey k koi acha tha ya nahi tha mager koi achi hai

aur woh koi kon hai .............. maloom hai aap ko smile.gif

hmm samajh gaye ho
**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 22 2007, 07:55 PM) [snapback]2539793[/snapback]
Kon acha tha look.gif

haan lekin itna zaroor pata hai mujhey k koi acha tha ya nahi tha mager koi achi hai

aur woh koi kon hai .............. maloom hai aap ko smile.gif

hmm samajh gaye ho



Oukhouohhhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!

wo billi ki kya misaal hoti hay ..? heat.gif
yaad nahin aa rahi .. k billi ko khuwab main .....

Khair .. koi tou hay suchhiiii muchhhiiiiii


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KamlaJatt
Aik Mint Aik Msg mairi Taraf siay bhi smile.gif


Na pooch
tari Judai
Mai Hum Ne
Kaisiaiy
Lamhaiy
Bitaayeh

smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

Pani
Mai Mila
Kar
Surf Excel
Straw se

Bulbulaiy Urayeh lol3.gif
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 21 2007, 07:11 PM) [snapback]2537575[/snapback]
aa gaya
aa gaya
yippie.gif
Mujhey Cool leo ka SMS nazar aa gaya smile.gif

Ab mein kya boloon yar aaj kal k to masoom log bhi itnay jhootay hain k Allah bachaye
1-embaressed_smile.gif
CoOl LeO
Dost dost nahi dil ki dua hota hai,

Mehsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,

Bina dost jeena ik saza hota hai

aur

Dost tum jaisa ho to jeene ka maza hota ha.
KamlaJatt
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Oct 23 2007, 03:07 AM) [snapback]2540541[/snapback]
Dost dost nahi dil ki dua hota hai,

Mehsoos tab hota hai jab wo juda hota hai,

Bina dost jeena ik saza hota hai

aur

Dost tum jaisa ho to jeene ka maza hota ha.


Cool haiy Cool icon_peace.gif
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Oct 23 2007, 04:09 AM) [snapback]2540544[/snapback]
Cool haiy Cool icon_peace.gif

Thnx Kamloo bhai
CoOl LeO
Kisi ko meri yad aye ek arsa hua,

Koi hai hairan to koi tarsa hua,

Is tarha khamosh hain ye dil ye aankhen meri,

Jaise khamosh ho koi baadal barsa hua
**Gohar

For pari .... !!!


Ye chehrey par Udaasi ...??

Ankhon main nami hay ...!!!

Tum ......
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.Iodized national salt use karo ...
Tum main Iodine ki kami hay .. !!
chaa.gif

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Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Oct 23 2007, 04:04 AM) [snapback]2540538[/snapback]

Ab mein kya boloon yar aaj kal k to masoom log bhi itnay jhootay hain k Allah bachaye
1-embaressed_smile.gif

logon ka aitbar uth gaya hai Werna Masoomiyat to berhti hi ja rahi hai hamari smile.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Oct 23 2007, 03:58 AM) [snapback]2540527[/snapback]
Aik Mint Aik Msg mairi Taraf siay bhi smile.gif
Na pooch
tari Judai
Mai Hum Ne
Kaisiaiy
Lamhaiy
Bitaayeh

smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif smile.gif

Pani
Mai Mila
Kar
Surf Excel
Straw se

Bulbulaiy Urayeh lol3.gif

hahahahaha

Farigh logon you1.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 22 2007, 08:09 PM) [snapback]2539845[/snapback]


Oukhouohhhhhhhhhhh..........!!!!

[b]wo billi ki kya misaal hoti hay ..?
heat.gif
yaad nahin aa rahi .. k billi ko khuwab main .....

Khair .. koi tou hay suchhiiii muchhhiiiiii
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tch tch tch ab yeh age ho gayehai k logon ko batain bhi yaad nahi rehti hain nana.gif

Koi to hai .............. lekin us koi ka koi naam bhi to hoga
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Oct 23 2007, 04:39 PM) [snapback]2541496[/snapback]

For pari .... !!!
Ye chehrey par Udaasi ...??

Ankhon main nami hay ...!!!

Tum ......
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Tum main Iodine ki kami hay .. !!
chaa.gif

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Aap aap ho toh kya aap ho,

Hum hum hai toh kya hum hai,

wo golgappa kya tasy hoga jisme paani kum hai...

iss se bakwas sms bhejo agar aap mein dum hai!!!
**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 23 2007, 08:23 PM) [snapback]2541835[/snapback]
Aap aap ho toh kya aap ho,

Hum hum hai toh kya hum hai,

wo golgappa kya tasy hoga jisme paani kum hai...

iss se bakwas sms bhejo agar aap mein dum hai!!!


Topic sey hat kar baat karoon .... k tum kya jaano aaj
kya zulm huwaa.... kab sey kitna pareshan huwa...
tumhain kya ... jo huwa mujhey he huwa naa..
aaj mujh sey mera PW Gum huwa...
Kahan kahan sey help li
alag kahani hay
ab login huwa

ho gaey
bore ?
???
??
?


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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Oct 23 2007, 07:59 PM) [snapback]2541812[/snapback]
logon ka aitbar uth gaya hai Werna Masoomiyat to berhti hi ja rahi hai hamari smile.gif

Dushmano pe koan aitbar karta hai StayAway.gif
Aik to masoom logon ko apni masoomiyat ki advertisement karnay ka kitna shoq hota hai jab dekho apnay mun miyan mitthoo banay rehtay hain ngry.gif
CoOl LeO
BrEtIsH DeStRAoEd AvAr KaNtRY FaR 150 EaRs, LaTe Us DeSTrOe ThEre LaNgUvAgE FaReVeR, PlHeEj PhArVaRd ThIs 2 AaL PAkIsTaNi... EyE lAaV mAyI kAnTrY



(biritish destroy our country for 150 years,let us destroy there language forever,please forward this to all Pakistani...........I love my country)
Kanch k1 gur1a
When a Message sent from a distance...
U cannot see the Faces,
U cannot see the Smiles,
But
U can sense the care that truly come from?,?,?.
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