CoOl LeO
Nov 13 2007, 06:01 AM
CoOl LeO
Nov 14 2007, 04:22 AM
Zindagi Hai To Mushkilen Hain
Mushkilain Hain To hosle Hain
Chidya Hai To Ghosle Hain
Aasha Hai To Bhosle Hai
CoOl LeO
Nov 14 2007, 04:24 AM
Full Form Of SMS
S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa
Je na Karo Te Kanjoos
Je Karo Te Vela
CoOl LeO
Nov 14 2007, 04:27 AM
Computer K Is Daur Mein Bandaro'n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai
Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Mein Mobile Pakar Ker
Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga
CoOl LeO
Nov 14 2007, 04:35 AM
Q:: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
Guess Karo
Ez Hai
Nahi Pata
It’s
A Yamahahaha
hamzaad
Nov 16 2007, 10:01 PM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Nov 4 2007, 06:16 PM) [snapback]2564449[/snapback]
Mujhey KUCH LOGON ne khush rehnay hi kahan diya
kion kisi nay tumhari batteesi chupa li hay kia?
hamzaad
Nov 16 2007, 10:03 PM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Nov 4 2007, 06:21 PM) [snapback]2564466[/snapback]
Khana to paka bhi liya aur kha bhi liya
akelay akelay???
hamzaad
Nov 16 2007, 10:05 PM
hamzaad
Nov 16 2007, 10:08 PM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Nov 5 2007, 05:38 AM) [snapback]2565433[/snapback]
ISHQ MAIN YE ANJAAM PAYA HAI
HATH PAIR TOOTAY MUN SAY LAHOO AYA HAI
HOSPITAL POHNCHAY TO NURSON NE FARMAYA HAI
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO ''PAPPOO'' AAJ PHIR PIT K AYA HAI 
O pappu yar..............tujhay laakh dafa samjhaya hay k na phira kar gulz college k bahir............har dafa pit kar aajata hay
hamzaad
Nov 16 2007, 10:12 PM
Friends r those
who care without HESITATION
Who loves without LIMITATION
Who gives without EXPECTATION
Who remembers without COMMUNICATION...
CoOl LeO
Nov 17 2007, 01:36 AM
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Nov 16 2007, 10:08 PM) [snapback]2580425[/snapback]
O pappu yar..............tujhay laakh dafa samjhaya hay k na phira kar gulz college k bahir............har dafa pit kar aajata hay
Bas yar ab k ghalti ho gayi
Next time se Helmate pehen k jaoon ga
CoOl LeO
Nov 17 2007, 01:38 AM
Thora Sa Apna Muun Mobile Screen K Samne Karo
Thora Aur
Thora sa Aur
Abay Sunta Nahi Hai
Kaha Na Thora Sa Aur
Thora Left Se Aur
Bus Bus Theekh Hai
AAAAAKH THOOOOOO
CoOl LeO
Nov 18 2007, 05:22 AM
A TRUE FRIEND IS "ONE"
WHO SEES THE FIRST TEAR IN YOUR "EYES"
CATCH THE SECOND ONE
AND
STOPS THE THIRD.
IF 4TH ONE COMES ,
THEN
SLAP "YOU"
AND
SAYS
DARAMAY BAZI BAND KAR YAAR!!!
DB_4ya
Nov 20 2007, 09:53 PM
Ab
Iti
Raat
Ko
Apun
Tere
Ko
Kisi
Film
Ki
Kahani
Sunane
Ke
Liye
To
SMS
Kare
Ga
Nahi
Common Sense
Ki
Baat
Hai
Mamu
Ke
Tere
Ko
GOOD
NIGHT
Bolne
Ka
Hai
CHAL
LURAK
JAA!!
DB_4ya
Nov 20 2007, 09:58 PM
DUNYA GOL HAI!
Chuha Billi Se Darta Hai
Billi Kutte Se Darti Hai
Kutta Bande Se Darta Hai
Banda Biwi Se Darta Hai
Biwi Chuhe Se Darti Hai
DUNYA GOL HAI!
DB_4ya
Nov 21 2007, 08:13 PM
Little keys can open big locks,
Simple words reflect great thoughts,
Your smile can cure heart blocks,
So keep on smiling, It really ROCKS!!
DB_4ya
Nov 21 2007, 08:16 PM
Dear Friend,
You have now subscribed to Kanjoosi Package. You can enjoy saving of SMSs. Your subscription title "KANJOOSI" is valid till ALLAH gives you taufeeq to send me SMS.
DB_4ya
Nov 21 2007, 08:19 PM
Rose are Lal
Sky is Neela
Your Brain is a Khaali Pateela.
BURA MAAN LIYA??
Ok!
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
I am born Smart
What the hell happend with you??
AUR BURA MAAN LO!! :P
DB_4ya
Nov 21 2007, 08:23 PM
Jailor Qaidi se, "Main kal subha 5 baje tumhain phansi de doon ga."
Qaidi: "Ha ha ha ha..."
Jailor: "Main tumhain phansi daine ka keh raha hoon aur tum hans rahe ho!!??"
Qaidi: "Main so kar hi 11 baje uthta hoon to tum mujhe 5 baje phansi kaise do ge??
Ha ha ha ha ha..."
DB_4ya
Nov 21 2007, 08:26 PM
Roz roz ki mulaaqaaton ko tum ne bhula diya
Laut kar aa jao..
Main ne..
Main ne..
Main ne..
Haan main ne..
Main ne..
Haan Main ne..
Main ne..
MORTEIN bhuja diya!!
KamlaJatt
Nov 22 2007, 09:53 PM
Beautiful sharing pari
Nice to c u after a long time
Thirsty Sea
Nov 25 2007, 06:51 PM
With out your SMS days are like........
MoanDay
TearsDay
WasteDay
ThirstyDay
FrightDay
ShatterDay
So plz plz plz keep in touch ...
a silly one, but a good one
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:38 AM
Good looking bhi tum!
Smart bhi tum!
Sweet bhi tum!
Kind bhi tum!
Gorgeous bhi tum!
Intelligent bhi tum!
Charming bhi tum!
mujhe sab
aisa q kehte hain?
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:38 AM
Shikwa kisi ka
Na Faryad kisi ki
Honi thi yunhi Zindgi Barbad kisi ki
Ehsaas mita, Kasak miti,
mit gaie Umeedain
Sab mit gaya par na miti Yaad kisi ki..
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:39 AM
I
.
...
..
KnOw
.
...
..
u
.
...
..
r
.
...
..
So
Busy
.
...
..
Is Liye .
...
..
sMs mE kUcH nAhi
LiKhA k aAp kO pArhnA pArEgA ... ;->
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:42 AM
()...() FREIND$
(o o) r like
/ ( ..) Döñkèy$
/ ""
they carry load of all
ur difficulties in
ur life forever
U r 1 of
my SWEETEST
DONKEY
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:54 AM
Mil Mil Ke Bicharna Mujhe Acha Nahi Lagta
Per Tum Ko Bhi Pane Ka Rasta Nahi Milta
Tere Khalose Mohabat Pe Atebar Hai Itna
Siwa Tere Koi Rishta Sacha Nahi Lagta.
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:55 AM
YoU r tHe BiGgEsT FoOl oN eArTh..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
UpAr dEkh LiyA nA..
aB yAhAn kyA cErTiFicAtE dhUnD rAhAy hO ... :->
Kanch k1 gur1a
Nov 30 2007, 11:56 AM
Bhej Kar sms Dil Say Yaad Kia Hum Ne"
Phir Na Kehna K Bhula Diya Hum Ne"
Ab Na Koi Bahna Hoga"
Dekh Kar Msg Humara Apko"
"MuSkUrÄnÄ"
Hoga... ;->
hamzaad
Dec 1 2007, 10:07 AM
A lover says, " i will be with u in all ur troubles"
but a best friend says "u will have no troubles when iam with u"
hamzaad
Dec 2 2007, 01:19 PM
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need you!
hamzaad
Dec 4 2007, 12:05 AM
When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don't just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.
Kanch k1 gur1a
Dec 5 2007, 12:19 AM
nice collection
**Gohar
Dec 5 2007, 12:25 AM
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
KITNA GR8 THA WOH SHAKHSS JIS NE YE abc BANAIE ..
lekin aik Ghalati kar gaya ...
I.... & ... U....
ko kitna Door kar gaya ..
phir ek aur Gr8 k Aney tak ..
I.... & .... U .. Door he thay ..
woh hamain ... paas ley aya ..
Key Board pard ..
ab I....&.... U... sath sath hain .. hamesha... !!!
*
**
***
****
*****
******
hamzaad
Dec 7 2007, 12:13 PM
Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long as I can!
shahrafiq
Dec 7 2007, 01:06 PM
Its ocean of love
go deap, feel its depth
down
down
down
down
down
down
down
down
down
hun bus v ker k dob k merna he
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 8 2007, 04:18 PM
1st: Yar Main Apni Girl Friend Nu Ki GiFt Devaan
2nd: Diamond Da Haar De Dai
1st: Na
Koi Aise Cheez Das Jairi Os Nu Kadi Kisi Na Diti Hoe
2nd : Phansi De Dai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 8 2007, 04:19 PM
"Din"
Ki Roshni Main
"RIZQ"
TaLaash Karo
Aur
"Raat"
Ki TariKi Main
"Usay"
TaLaash Karo
Jo Tumhain
"RIZQ"
Deta Hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 8 2007, 04:21 PM
Read This Paigam In Punjabi
DiL 20 , 13
80 , 20 Terey
Hor 10
Ki HaL a 13
ChaLo
G Ijazat 2
32 Bhujao
Or
100 Jao
GudNite...Sweet Dreams
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 07:58 PM
S m S Jo...... Ho.... Gaya..... Wo.... Ho.... Gaya..... Jo..... Hona.... Hoga.... Wo.... Hoga.... Aur .....Jo Nahi... Hona... Hai Wo.... Nahi.... Hoga.... Kyunki... Jo... Hona.... Hai... Wo... To.. Hoga... Hi.... Hoga.... Ab... Dekhna.... Hai.... Ki.... Kya.... Hoga.....?.. . Aur.... Kya....Nahi. ... Hoga.... Hone.... Ko.... To... Kuch..... Bhi..... Hoga.... Yahi.... Sochna.... Hai.... Ki... Kya... Hoga......? Aur..... Kya... Hoga.... Agar... Kuch..... Hoga.... To..... Theek... Hoga.... Aur.... Nahi.... Hoga.... To.... Bhi... Theek.... Hoga.... Theek... Hoga... To.... Kis... taaran.. Se.... Hoga.... Aur.... taaran... Hi....agar.. . Theek....Nahi. .. Hoga... To.... Kuch.. Kaisey... Theek.... Hoga.....?.. . Ab.... Aap.... Batao.... Keh... Aagey....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:00 PM
Ek Hansi Jo
Hansa De
Ek Ansu Jo
RuLa De
Ek Aarzoo jo
Jaga De
Ek Chahat Jo
Samah Ley
Haar Aahat Jo
Jaan Ley
Isi RishteY
Ka Naam Hai
Dosti
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:01 PM
Let Me Draw Ur Face!
Dont Move!
NearLy Finished.
oK Done !
wanna Look ?
;****;
( @..@ )
"(--)"
Haye Main Mar Javan...Kinney Sone Ho Tussi
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:02 PM
Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:03 PM
Hi Jaan.How r u Jaan.what r u doin Jaan.Dont Be Excited Jaan
Bcoz Jaan iz Da Short Form oF Jaanwar
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:04 PM
Hum App Ko Itna Yaad Karte Hain jitna App Hamain Yaad Karte Hain...Farq SirF itna Hai Ke Hum Yaad Karke SMS Karte Hain...App SMS Parh Kar Yaad Karte Hain
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:05 PM
Bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko next........
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:06 PM
baby baby ..yes mama
flirting girls..no mama
telling alie...no mama
open your account..hahaha
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:10 PM
If i could pull down the rainbow,
i would write ur name on it and put it back
in the sky 2 let everybody know how
colourful my life is with a frd like u.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:11 PM
()".."()
( , o ) WHAT R
(_3 E_) Doing?
()"" ..() LET
(""( ,o ) ME C...
( E.)
()".."()
( ("") )
( v e _)
Aaila! Thinking of me!
Choo Chweet
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:11 PM
If u want
SUCCESS in
life;
be Sweet as Honey,
be Regular as Clock,
be Fresh as Rose,
be Soft as Tissue,
be Strong as Rock,
be Sure as Death,
and....
be Smart as ME
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