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Manoos Ajnabi


can u do something for me? go to the window....look
to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ?
this is how much i miss u and even more !!!
(***good night)
Manoos Ajnabi

every Sunset Gives Us 1Day Less to Live! BUT Every Sunrise Give Us, 1Day More to Hope! So, Hope For The Best … Good Day & Good Luck
Manoos Ajnabi


I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But
My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP
CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe
Manoos Ajnabi


Govt. of pakistan has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe....
Where should i hide?????
Manoos Ajnabi
Press down 7 times to become sweet








Tusi bhi naa ?


phele he inne sweet ho


phir bhi press kiye jarhe ho
Manoos Ajnabi

kaL ho Na ho
Aj Tu hai
Aj ho Na ho
Yeh PaL tu hai
Yeh PaL ho Na ho
huM Tu hai
huM ho Na hoo

haMari DosTi Tu hai
Manoos Ajnabi


Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yaar..mitha yaar tey yaar nalo pyar

...mitha pyar tey pyar nalo...mithi sadi yaari....es tu mitha kuch na milna lab le duniya sari


Manoos Ajnabi


when in life u wake up & u
dont see any one
then come to me
i will b there
2 hold ur hand &
take u 2 an
EYE specialist..........
Manoos Ajnabi


If u need Advise message me........
If u need A Friend Call Me............
If U need Help e-mail me.........
If u need money..........
No.u dialed is not responding at the moment......
Manoos Ajnabi

Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof,
woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking
Manoos Ajnabi


kaash dil ke yeh tamana poori hojaye ,

aap miss call do or woh recv ho jaye,

phir sab bhool kar ghantoon karein batein ,

hosh tab aye jab aap ka balance khattam hojaye
Manoos Ajnabi
BUMPER OFFER

send me sms & win

10 lak ke car ka photo,

29" tv ka box,

dubai janey waley plane ko tata karney ka moka

aur

maire saath dinner woh bhi aap k gher
Manoos Ajnabi



Kya mast air chal raele hai
cow log grass eat kar raele hai
dog log bark bark kar raele hai
Shaane log SMS kar raele hai
DHAKKAN log SMS padh raele hai.
Manoos Ajnabi


Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n Happy
Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
*Happy Birthday To You*
Manoos Ajnabi


Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
Manoos Ajnabi


Apun ek sher bolega,
Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight,
Boleto, Bye Good Night..
Manoos Ajnabi

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas sms bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik sms chipka dal!
Manoos Ajnabi


Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Gam woh cheez hai
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain
Manoos Ajnabi



Khud ko kar buland itna
Key Himalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche
Aur Log tujh say puchhe
Abe gadhe, ab utrega kaise
Manoos Ajnabi


When ur life is in darkness pray to god
Ask him 2 free u 4m darkness even
After u pray if still in darkness
Plz pay d ELECTRICITY BILL.
Manoos Ajnabi


God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi
nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!
Manoos Ajnabi
sms nechay hai


aur nechay




aur nechay





aur nechay





maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay
Manoos Ajnabi
Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......
Manoos Ajnabi
7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend
Manoos Ajnabi
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
Manoos Ajnabi
Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite
Manoos Ajnabi
sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay
Manoos Ajnabi
Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.
Manoos Ajnabi
Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.
Manoos Ajnabi
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi terI..Meri to behan Hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai
Manoos Ajnabi
IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"
Manoos Ajnabi
Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!






Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....






Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
Manoos Ajnabi
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM
Manoos Ajnabi
Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO
Manoos Ajnabi
Rishton ki ye duniya hai NIRALI,
Sab rishton se pyari hai DOSTI Tumhari,
MANZOOR hai aansu bhi aankhon mein Hamare,
Agar aa jaye muskaan HOTHON pe Tumhare...
Manoos Ajnabi
Mohabbat ki shama jala kar to daikho,
Zara dil ki dunya saja kar to daikho,
Tumhain ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna,
zara ham sy nazrain mila ky to daikho.
Manoos Ajnabi
u know what is ISHQ???
i tell u
it is pepsi
p=pyar
e=ehsaas
p=pagal pan
s=saber
i=imtehaan
ab ishq sirf 12 rupees main
go and get it
Manoos Ajnabi
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
Manoos Ajnabi
Many in a Train

50 in bus

20 in van

10 in Sumo

6 in car

4 in auto

2 in bike but

Only 1 in my HEART

it's you.
Manoos Ajnabi
The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Manoos Ajnabi


EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...
Manoos Ajnabi
True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.
Manoos Ajnabi
I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'
Manoos Ajnabi
purani haveli ke band kamre me Dhool se bhari tasveer ke peechhe lage jaale me Phansi makari ki dum par baithe machchhar ki Kasam. .."i miss u"..
Manoos Ajnabi


What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you
Manoos Ajnabi
Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears.Keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u"...
Manoos Ajnabi
Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti
Manoos Ajnabi
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.

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