Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:48 PM
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:49 PM
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:49 PM
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:50 PM
Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:50 PM
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:51 PM
I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:52 PM
DiL Ke Dard Ko zuban per laatey Nahi
Hum Apni Ankhon Se Ansoo Bahate Nahi
Zakham chahe Kitna he gehra Ku Na Ho
Hum DETTOL Ke Siwa Kuch Lagatey Nahi
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:52 PM
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:53 PM
Nafrat thi humse to pyar kyon kiya?
Dena the zeher to ikraar kyon kiya?
Deke zeher ab kehte ho ke peena hi hoga,
Aur jab pee gaye,
To kehte ho ki ab jeena bhi hoga
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:53 PM
Dil ka rishta hai hamara
Dil ke kone mein naam hai tumhara
Har yaad main hai chehra tumhara
Hum saath nahi to kya hua
Zindgai bhar pyar nibhane ka wada hai hamara
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:54 PM
Main tere aane ka intejar karunga
Tu jaha jaegi main tere sath rahunga
Tu jab mughe yaad karegi main tare paas aaunga
Ye dosti main marte dum tak nibhta rahunga
Aur na nibha saka to main
Teri hath kisi aur ke hath me dekar jaunga
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:54 PM
Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”.
Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”.
“Papa kyon ?”
“Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai”
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:56 PM
Meine us se mohabbat ki
Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ke liye
Us ne mujh se mahabbat ki
Ek din sath chor jane ke liye
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:57 PM
Mehfil na sahi tanhayi to milti hai
Milan na sahi judayi to milti hai
Kaun kehta hai mohabbat mein khuch nahin milta
Wafa na sahi bewafayi to milti hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:58 PM
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan mere ho,
Chot tujhe lage to dard mujhe ho,
Apni dosti itne gahri ho,
ki,
ki,
Saans teri ruke too maut meri hoo
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:58 PM
Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai?
Balance khatam?
Ab kya karoge ?
Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi bhejoge? Nahi na…
Main Batata hoon kya karna hai,
Girlfriend ka number mujhe de do,
Main i luv u boldeta hoon!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:59 PM
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
Gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
Samundar adhura hai kinaro ke bina,
Jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 08:59 PM
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:00 PM
Kudrat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti
To khwabo me aap se mulakaat na hoti
Har marj ki wajha ye dil hi to hai
Ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:00 PM
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum…
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Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
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Aur barish mein…
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Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:01 PM
Kaun kehta hai dil pagal hai
Pagalpan to sirf aik bahana hai
Aik bar hans kar muskura kar to dekho
Yeh pagal tumhara deewana hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:02 PM
WHY LOVE MARRIAGE IS BETTER THAN
ARRANGED???????
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BECAUSE "A KHOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN
UNKHOWN GHOST"
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:02 PM
()'''''''()
( '-', )
('')('')(,,)
u not missin me?
()'''''''()
('')( '-', )
('')('')(,,)
thappar maroon? chal miss kar!!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:03 PM
Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:04 PM
Tez
hawa
ka jhonka
aaya
saath me
teri
khushbu
laya
tab mere
dil me
khayal
aaya
aaj bhi
mera dost
nahi nahaiya.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:05 PM
Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai..
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:07 PM
Aaj mujhe
aap
se
kuch
kehna
hai.
wo
baat
jo
ap
sunna
chahte ho..
wohi
3 lafz
jo
dil ko
choo jayain..
I
LOVE
PAKISTAN....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:08 PM
Youn to hum kisi ka peecha nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya or dia nahi kertay,
Itfaq ki bat hai keh dosti app say hai,
Warna apna qeemti SMS kisi ko kia
nahin kertay
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:09 PM
AAP K SIR PER SEENG HAIN.....?
HMMMM.... NAHI..... :?:
CHECK KAR LAIN.....?
NAHI............
GHAUR SAI DEKHAIN....
NAHI NA......
KOI BAAT NAHI
GADHAY KAY BHEE NAHI HOTAY....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:12 PM
Hum App Ko Itna Yaad Karte Hain jitna App Hamain Yaad Karte Hain...Farq SirF itna Hai Ke Hum Yaad Karke SMS Karte Hain...App SMS Parh Kar Yaad Karte Hain
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:13 PM
Ansu tere nikle to ankien meri ho
diltera dhakay to dhadken meri ho
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho
Juttiyan app ko paren aur
kartoot meray ho.....
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:14 PM
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi. ..
Sagar se gahra koi nahi. ..
Ab aapki kya tarif karu...Dosto me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:15 PM
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:16 PM
her khushi ko teri taraf mor dooon..
khushiyon ka darwaza tujh pe khool doon..
to kahey to ye duniya chor doo...
itna kafi hai ya do chaar aur jhoot bol doon
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:16 PM
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:16 PM
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:17 PM
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:17 PM
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:17 PM
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:18 PM
1 ghar mai do gadhy thay, 1 ka naam tha "TU GADHA aur doosray ka naam tha "MAI
GADHA".
"TU GADHA" ghar se bahar chala gaya, to ghar mai kon bacha?hanso mat jawab do...
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:19 PM
Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu dil maange main dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......
Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:19 PM
Yaad hai hum pehli baar kahan miley they...train ruki.......khidki
khuli.......nazron se nazren mili .........aur app ne kaha ..........Allah ke
naam pe dede BABA:-D
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:20 PM
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#-#V!=!=D%g#%”
T$#&*^%%$*&%^
^%$#&&^%*#$%$#
^*&^#%*(#$%*@#
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Don ka message padhna muskil hi nahin, namunkin bhi hai.
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:21 PM
Cow eats grass!!!
dats Normal....
Human Fall in love!!!!
dats Ok......
But!!!
when monkey press keypads
INCREDIBLE
still pressing
UNBELIVEBLE!!!!!!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:22 PM
I want to tell you something
But it is secret
plz do not tell it to others
I am sharing it only with you
but you have to wait for 3sec
1........
2......
3.......
Now listen
" I am fine today"
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 13 2007, 09:23 PM
Kamaal Ke
Nakhre Tere
Ajib Tera
StYLe Hai...
Moun Dhone Ki Tameez Nahi Aur
Haatho Mein MOBILE Hai
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 14 2007, 04:15 PM
Kia le kar aye the dunia main?
Kia le kar jaoo gay?
Mujhe sms na kar k zaalim
Tum kitnay paisay bachaoo gay?
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 14 2007, 04:17 PM
arey yaar SMS tou neechey hai tou neechey jaoo
aur neechey
aur neechey
aur neechey
abey pagal ho kia neechey he dekhey ja rahey ho!!
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 14 2007, 04:18 PM
What Is The Difference In Monkey And Donkey?
Monkey Saves This Message And Donkey Delete It.
Choice Yours What Will You Do?
Manoos Ajnabi
Dec 14 2007, 04:18 PM
Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majbur Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Piche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bi Apun Ka FAN Hai
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