Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:43 PM
Asman se utari hai,taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai.
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:44 PM
Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko"DAMAGH" kehte hain
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:45 PM
Bechara dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai BBC news say abhi abhi pata chala hai ke us ka gadha is waqt yeh 'sms' parh raha hai.
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:45 PM
Three things i like about u
1:……………
2: …………..
3: …………..
Array kuch to acha kia hota zindage mei
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:46 PM
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:47 PM
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply zarur aayega...
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:47 PM
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CHALO sms karo
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:48 PM
I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d __ l
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:49 PM
Apna wo nahi jo pass aa gaya',
paraya wo nahi jo dur chala gaya',
aane jane se nahi bante apne paraye,
apna to wo hai jo dil me sama gaya.
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:50 PM
Har aaine ki kismat me tasvir nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti.
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib dunia me.
jinke hatho me mohabat ki lakir nahi hoti
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:51 PM
Dil me har raaz daba k rakte hain
Hoton pe muskurahat saja k rakte hain
Ye duniya srif khushi me saath deti hai
Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa k rakhte hain
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:52 PM
Bichde hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumko ek khwab de jayenge,
tumhe gila hai ke hum jawab nahi dete,
sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:53 PM
Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:54 PM
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:55 PM
Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message padna apka style
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:56 PM
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All butons of my mobile r fine.
Sory to disturb u!!
Gulab_jaman
Jan 17 2008, 12:57 PM
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MARJAVA AND MITJAVA...
shahrafiq
Jan 17 2008, 01:02 PM
saray SMS cute hain Gulab Jaman ki tarah
CoOl LeO
Jan 18 2008, 01:22 AM
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear"
CoOl LeO
Jan 18 2008, 01:23 AM
4 Masoom log
Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories r 4goten,
All things come to end,
But
Precious people like u,
Chipak he jate hain
CoOl LeO
Jan 18 2008, 01:25 AM
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon,
Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon,
Par jab aap ka SMS nahe milta hai to,
Dil karta hai aap ka SAR phaad doon
CoOl LeO
Jan 18 2008, 01:31 AM
Din Main 5 SmS,
Raat Main 10 SmS,
Haftay Main 200 SmS,
Month Main 1000 SmS,
Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA"
Masoom_Pari
Jan 19 2008, 12:27 AM
Masoom_Pari
Jan 19 2008, 12:34 AM
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jan 18 2008, 01:23 AM) [snapback]2674630[/snapback]
4 Masoom log
Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories r 4goten,
All things come to end,
But
Precious people like u,
Chipak he jate hain
hahahaha
Jo dil main hai usay jatate rehna...
Jise chahte ho usay batate rehna...
Nahin to..........................
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Nahin to kia?????
Uski SHAADI main " TENT " Or " KURSI " sajate rehna....
Masoom_Pari
Jan 19 2008, 12:37 AM
For U
Fahad
QadarDaan
MaherBaan
Dekh Tamasha Meri jaan
yeh Bander ab SMS perhay gaa aur MuskuRaye gaa
aur Yeh SMS ForWard ker k apni Hoshyari Dikhaye gaa
Taaliyaaaaaaaaaan
Masoom_Pari
Jan 19 2008, 12:48 AM
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Jan 16 2008, 04:02 AM) [snapback]2670997[/snapback]
ouh ... 98 kg ki slim nahin ... Saleem hoti hay ....!!

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chalo aaj aik achha wala sms ....4 Uoo n 4m U fone ...!!
Never ever try to Eximine friendship
coz...??
Friendz are like Dimondz
When uoo hit them
They Do'nt Break..!!
But
May slip away 4m ur Life ...!!
Saleem Female nahi Male hota hai 
inna bhi nahi pata 
ab suno 1 Aap k liye
aap achay ho
ImanDaar ho
SamjhDaar ho
Khoosoorat ho
Demagh walay ho
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Pata to kero k yeh Afwah Kon phaila raha hai
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:11 AM
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 19 2008, 12:34 AM) [snapback]2676626[/snapback]
hahahaha
Jo dil main hai usay jatate rehna...
Jise chahte ho usay batate rehna...
Nahin to..........................
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Nahin to kia?????
Uski SHAADI main " TENT " Or " KURSI " sajate rehna....
HAHAHAHAHA
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:14 AM
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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So simple
Garmi nhi lagti
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:16 AM
4 Log badnaseeb hain
(1)Woh jo Maa Baap ki qadar na karein
(2)Woh jo ustad ki qadar na karein
(3)Woh jo waqt ki qadar na karein
(4)Woh jo mere SMS ki qadar na karein
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:18 AM
Funiest Msg Of The Week
Once Upon A Time A Sardar Was a Scientist
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:26 AM
~"GooD MoRninG"~
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Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rahe ho..
Aik bar keh diya na..
"Good Morning"..
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:32 AM
4 Masoom Log
Sweet like honey,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
A friend so nice,
guess WHO,
"Ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
CoOl LeO
Jan 27 2008, 04:53 AM
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,
Yu he Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.
Wo hamein eik SmS na kar paye.
Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
**Gohar
Jan 31 2008, 01:14 AM
Sensitive
Jan 31 2008, 05:24 AM
GOD picked up a flower
n dipped it in dew
he lovingly touched it
which turned into u
then he gifted to me n said
THIS FRIEND IS 4 U....
Sensitive
Jan 31 2008, 05:25 AM
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
shahrafiq
Jan 31 2008, 10:08 AM
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 31 2008, 05:25 AM) [snapback]2695311[/snapback]
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
Nice
hamzaad
Feb 4 2008, 12:27 AM
hamzaad
Feb 4 2008, 12:28 AM
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
KamlaJatt
Feb 4 2008, 06:49 PM
Mairi Baari bara Mazedar Msg haiy
Pagal ho Jao,
Uchlo Kuddo,
Cheekhain Maro,
Abbay nu dasso,
Elaan Krao,
Bhangray pao,
luddian pao,
naaray lao,
K twanu kisi ne msg kita
Gn0m3r.X
Feb 4 2008, 07:21 PM
My turn
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
hamzaad
Feb 5 2008, 12:22 AM
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
ziddi
Feb 5 2008, 12:53 AM
ziddi
Feb 5 2008, 12:55 AM
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb karhe
Keh rashk tere naseeb par falak karhe
har morh par farishte ho saht tere
harr ghum par hifazat teri Khuda karhe...
Ameen
ziddi
Feb 5 2008, 12:57 AM
Mamu Apun ko Tere Saht
SmS ka dhanda band
karhe ka hai
Bole Tu
Aghar Compromise Karna ka Hai Tu
Ek Chakkas Sa SmS Behj Deh
Samja Kia???
ziddi
Feb 5 2008, 12:59 AM
Dil neh Kaha Chalho SmS Karo
Socha!!!!!
"dil tu pagal hai"
Phir kheyaal aya, chalho koi baat nahi
Jisko Karna hai....
woh Konsa Bush hai
ziddi
Feb 5 2008, 01:01 AM
Lab Peh Aati Hai Dua Banh Kar Tamana Meri
Dil Karta Hai Band Karwa Doh SIM Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chamakne Seh Ujala Hojae
Joh Mujhe SMS nah Karhe Uska Rang Kala Hojae....
so jaldi sms karo ai samaj, warna rang kala hojaega
CoOl LeO
Feb 5 2008, 06:39 AM
QUOTE(ziddi @ Feb 5 2008, 12:53 AM) [snapback]2703819[/snapback]
Oye me k kamloo bhai ko maara
CoOl LeO
Feb 5 2008, 06:43 AM
After long time
Aap sab k liye sms meri taraf se
Chalo chalo khushiyan manao yar
Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."
Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
CoOl LeO
Feb 5 2008, 06:44 AM
KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, Aur fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam, kyon ki....
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