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Gulab_jaman
Asman se utari hai,taron se sajai hai,
Chand ki chandni se nehlai hai.
Ae Dost sambhal ke rakhna yeh dosti,
Ye dosti hamari zindagi bhar ki kamai hai.
Gulab_jaman

Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han, kobra ko nag to garden ko baagh kehte hain, jo ap k pas nahi usko"DAMAGH" kehte hain
Gulab_jaman

Bechara dhobi mara mara phir raha hai kyun ke us ka gadha nahi mil raha hai BBC news say abhi abhi pata chala hai ke us ka gadha is waqt yeh 'sms' parh raha hai.
Gulab_jaman
Three things i like about u

1:……………

2: …………..

3: …………..

Array kuch to acha kia hota zindage mei
Gulab_jaman
Ek aadmi kabr par betha tha.
Musafir ne pucha, dar nahi lagta ?
Aadmi:darne ki kya baat hai ….?
Ander garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya….!!!!
Gulab_jaman
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply zarur aayega...
Gulab_jaman
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SO rahe ho KYA?

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GHOORO MAT

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AANKHEIN KHOLO

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DONO KHOLO


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CHALO sms karo
Gulab_jaman
I made a cup (
of coffee ))
specially _((_
for u. d __ l
There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet
GUD MORNING...
Gulab_jaman
Apna wo nahi jo pass aa gaya',
paraya wo nahi jo dur chala gaya',
aane jane se nahi bante apne paraye,
apna to wo hai jo dil me sama gaya.
Gulab_jaman
Har aaine ki kismat me tasvir nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki ek jaisi taqdir nahi hoti.
Aur bhi hai hum jaise badnasib dunia me.
jinke hatho me mohabat ki lakir nahi hoti
Gulab_jaman
Dil me har raaz daba k rakte hain
Hoton pe muskurahat saja k rakte hain
Ye duniya srif khushi me saath deti hai
Isliye hum apne ansuon ko chupa k rakhte hain
Gulab_jaman
Bichde hue yaad de jayenge,
khud sone se pehle tumko ek khwab de jayenge,
tumhe gila hai ke hum jawab nahi dete,
sanso ke rukne se pehle har jawab de jayenge
Gulab_jaman
Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
Gulab_jaman
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
Gulab_jaman
Pani me tairna machali ka style,
Hawa me udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message padna apka style
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Thank God!!
All butons of my mobile r fine.
Sory to disturb u!!
Gulab_jaman
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MARJAVA AND MITJAVA...
shahrafiq
saray SMS cute hain Gulab Jaman ki tarah
CoOl LeO
Teacher asked pathan "if u dial 51 then what will happen.?"
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Pathan: "Police Jeep Will Come, in Reverse Gear"
CoOl LeO
4 Masoom log

Flower dies,



Stories end,



Songs fade,



Memories r 4goten,


All things come to end,


But


Precious people like u,





















Chipak he jate hain 1-afsana.gif
CoOl LeO
Chahta hoon aap ko pyar doon,

Dosti pe apni zindagi waar doon,

Par jab aap ka SMS nahe milta hai to,

Dil karta hai aap ka SAR phaad doon
CoOl LeO
Din Main 5 SmS,





Raat Main 10 SmS,




Haftay Main 200 SmS,





Month Main 1000 SmS,





Mujhay Bhej Kar
Sawab-e-Darain Hasil Karain..
"SHUKRIYA"
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Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(Bяαvєн @ Jan 16 2008, 09:18 PM) [snapback]2672031[/snapback]


arryy aap to ho bhi nahi sakti .. aap Masoom jo hein.. yes.gif
mei ne Dunya ko Zalim kaha hay, aap to Badroohon wali category mei ho naa... nana.gif


aap meray Buzurg hain

aap ki batoon ka kiya bura manana gig.gif
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Jan 18 2008, 01:23 AM) [snapback]2674630[/snapback]
4 Masoom log

Flower dies,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories r 4goten,
All things come to end,
But
Precious people like u,
Chipak he jate hain 1-afsana.gif



hahahaha









Jo dil main hai usay jatate rehna...







Jise chahte ho usay batate rehna...







Nahin to..........................

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Nahin to kia?????





Uski SHAADI main " TENT " Or " KURSI " sajate rehna....
Masoom_Pari
For U


Fahad






QadarDaan


MaherBaan


Dekh Tamasha Meri jaan


yeh Bander ab SMS perhay gaa aur MuskuRaye gaa

aur Yeh SMS ForWard ker k apni Hoshyari Dikhaye gaa

Taaliyaaaaaaaaaan
Masoom_Pari
QUOTE(**Gohar @ Jan 16 2008, 04:02 AM) [snapback]2670997[/snapback]
ouh ... 98 kg ki slim nahin ... Saleem hoti hay ....!! 1-jokes.gif

@ Topic

chalo aaj aik achha wala sms ....4 Uoo n 4m U fone ...!!

Never ever try to Eximine friendship
coz...??
Friendz are like Dimondz
When uoo hit them
They Do'nt Break..!!
But
May slip away 4m ur Life ...!!

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Saleem Female nahi Male hota hai nana.gif

inna bhi nahi pata you1.gif



ab suno 1 Aap k liye



aap achay ho


ImanDaar ho

SamjhDaar ho

Khoosoorat ho

Demagh walay ho




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Pata to kero k yeh Afwah Kon phaila raha hai


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CoOl LeO
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 19 2008, 12:34 AM) [snapback]2676626[/snapback]
hahahaha
Jo dil main hai usay jatate rehna...
Jise chahte ho usay batate rehna...
Nahin to..........................

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Nahin to kia?????
Uski SHAADI main " TENT " Or " KURSI " sajate rehna....

HAHAHAHAHA
CoOl LeO
Sardi ka ek Faida hai..
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socho khy.?
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Bus ek hi Faida hai..!!
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So simple


Garmi nhi lagti
CoOl LeO
4 Log badnaseeb hain

(1)Woh jo Maa Baap ki qadar na karein

(2)Woh jo ustad ki qadar na karein

(3)Woh jo waqt ki qadar na karein

(4)Woh jo mere SMS ki qadar na karein 0-17_wink.gif
CoOl LeO
Funiest Msg Of The Week


































































Once Upon A Time A Sardar Was a Scientist gig.gif
CoOl LeO
~"GooD MoRninG"~
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Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rahe ho..

Aik bar keh diya na..
"Good Morning"..
CoOl LeO
4 Masoom Log

Sweet like honey,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
A friend so nice,
guess WHO,


















































"Ofcourse Me"

" Not U" krakrani.gif
CoOl LeO
Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,

Yu he Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.

Wo hamein eik SmS na kar paye.

Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.
**Gohar
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Jan 19 2008, 12:48 AM) [snapback]2676661[/snapback]
Saleem Female nahi Male hota hai nana.gif

inna bhi nahi pata you1.gif
ab suno 1 Aap k liye
aap achay ho
ImanDaar ho

SamjhDaar ho

Khoosoorat ho

Demagh walay ho
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Pata to kero k yeh Afwah Kon phaila raha hai
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jee ... wo saleem he hoti hain ... !!


4 uooo....!!

if i need Brain transplatation
i'll prefer ur's...!!

b. coz U r
Genious...??
Na na

i just want a Brain which is
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. never used B4....

Boley tou .. "Zero Meter" krakrani.gif

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Sensitive
GOD picked up a flower
n dipped it in dew
he lovingly touched it
which turned into u
then he gifted to me n said
THIS FRIEND IS 4 U....smile.gif
Sensitive
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****
shahrafiq
QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Jan 31 2008, 05:25 AM) [snapback]2695311[/snapback]
Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****



Nice
hamzaad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Dec 27 2007, 03:50 PM) [snapback]2642065[/snapback]
for ur kind information ........... I m already sho shweet smile.gif

wesay yeh meri tareef thi naa look.gif

NAHI TANZ KIA THA MEINAY nana.gif
hamzaad
What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.
KamlaJatt
Mairi Baari bara Mazedar Msg haiy icon_peace.gif


Pagal ho Jao,

Uchlo Kuddo,

Cheekhain Maro,

Abbay nu dasso,

Elaan Krao,

Bhangray pao,

luddian pao,

naaray lao,









K twanu kisi ne msg kita lol3.gif
Gn0m3r.X
My turn
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded a ransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

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hamzaad
God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law
ziddi
QUOTE(KamlaJatt @ Feb 4 2008, 02:49 PM) [snapback]2703475[/snapback]
Mairi Baari bara Mazedar Msg haiy icon_peace.gif
Pagal ho Jao,

Uchlo Kuddo,

Cheekhain Maro,

Abbay nu dasso,

Elaan Krao,

Bhangray pao,

luddian pao,

naaray lao,
K twanu kisi ne msg kita lol3.gif



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yeh maine share karna thi angry.gif
ziddi
Khuda tujhe urooj aisa naseeb karhe
Keh rashk tere naseeb par falak karhe
har morh par farishte ho saht tere
harr ghum par hifazat teri Khuda karhe...

Ameen
ziddi
Mamu Apun ko Tere Saht
SmS ka dhanda band
karhe ka hai






Bole Tu




Aghar Compromise Karna ka Hai Tu





Ek Chakkas Sa SmS Behj Deh






Samja Kia???
ziddi
Dil neh Kaha Chalho SmS Karo

Socha!!!!!


"dil tu pagal hai"



Phir kheyaal aya, chalho koi baat nahi



Jisko Karna hai....

































woh Konsa Bush hai gig.gif
ziddi
Lab Peh Aati Hai Dua Banh Kar Tamana Meri
Dil Karta Hai Band Karwa Doh SIM Teri
Har Jaga Mere Chamakne Seh Ujala Hojae
Joh Mujhe SMS nah Karhe Uska Rang Kala Hojae....




so jaldi sms karo ai samaj, warna rang kala hojaega nana.gif
CoOl LeO
QUOTE(ziddi @ Feb 5 2008, 12:53 AM) [snapback]2703819[/snapback]
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yeh maine share karna thi angry.gif

Oye me k kamloo bhai ko maara
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CoOl LeO
After long time
Aap sab k liye sms meri taraf se cheerleader.gif

Chalo chalo khushiyan manao yar run.gif


Father to son after exam: "Let me see ur report card."

Son:"My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
CoOl LeO
KHUN se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, Aur fir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam, kyon ki....



























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