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CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 05:50 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 04:54 PM) [snapback]2735048[/snapback]

Main kitna bolti hoon kitna nahi is ko choro .............. aap konsa mujh se kum ho .............. yaqeen na aye to apna yehi msg perh lo dobara

Ab kuch thoda bohot to masoom logon ka asar aye ga he

Jab itna ladtay hain to kuch to asar ho ga na

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 05:53 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 05:00 PM) [snapback]2735060[/snapback]

lekin yeh to ............. yeh to bohat hi ajeeb hua

Han waise hua to ajeeb he hai

U or me ki friend

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ho he na jaye kahin aisa

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 05:58 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 05:19 PM) [snapback]2735091[/snapback]

hahahaha aur pata hai main to sms kerti hi nahi hoon aisey ............ forwarded sms kerna ka aakhir faida hai hi kiya yeh mujhey aaj tak samajh nahi aya
is liye main kerti bhi nahi hoon aur mere pas atay bhi nahi hain hahahahaha

apni sis k mobile main se dekh ker yahan post kerti hoon

Han I know U full time kanjoos ho

Mein forwarded sms kyun send karoon yeh fully kanjooso wala sentence hai

Kanjoosi chhoro apni phir U ko bhi sms aaya karein gay

Masoom log to hain but masoomiyat naam ko nahi hai

Apni sis k mobile se share karti hain

Aya haye kanjooson ko koi sms nahi karta

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:01 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 05:45 PM) [snapback]2735136[/snapback]

dara hi diya tha aap ne to mujhey

mere nazk dil per na janay kiya kuch guzar gaya tha

U darr gayin thi

Tabhi boloon yeh zalzala sa kyun mehsoos hua tha

NAZUK DIL haye la

Waise kya kya guzar gayi aap k NAZUK DIL pe

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:04 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 05:48 PM) [snapback]2735140[/snapback]

lagta hai k daal main kuch kala hai

Feb k mosam main aisey sms ka kiya kaam

Daal to paki he nahi hai

Shayad U bhi Karachi mein he rehti ho

To U ko bhi pata ho ga k aaj kal Karachi mein kitni garmi ho rahe hai

Aik to masoom log bhi na pata nahi kya kya soch letay hain

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:07 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 05:59 PM) [snapback]2735166[/snapback]

hahahaha kiya baat hai

Bas jee yeh he to hamari batein hain

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:11 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 21 2008, 06:03 PM) [snapback]2735169[/snapback]

FoR CoOl LeO
Maine 50 Paise ka sikka Jheel main uchal diya

Aur Wish ki k aik acha dost mil jaye

To GOD ne aap ko Mera Dost bana diya

aur Kaha
50 Paise main yehi Milay ga

Masoom logon ki Kanjoosi ka aik or muzahira sab log dekh len

Yeh bhi God ka ehsaan maano k itna achcha Dost diya U ko

Warna masoom logon ko to koi nahi poochta aaj kal

Waise aik baat hai

Yeh SMS purana ho gaya hai koi naya lao

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:15 AM

4 Masoom log

Always
SMILE
ok?

Because

Your Smile
is so

Captivating
and
so Nice

Show me
a sample

........,,//,,
.....(@ .. @)
.....(.____,)
.........) (
Oye Hoye
SO CUTE

CoOl LeO

Feb 22 2008, 06:32 AM

How lazy people like u wash face in the winter season?

They stand infront of da mirror,
throw da water on the mirror & say

Oh God sooooooooooo cold water

colours of life

Feb 22 2008, 08:39 AM

Aik meri taraf se bhi...

Aap aap ho to kia aap ho...

Hum hum hain to kia hum hain...

Woh golgappa kia tasty hoga jis main paani kum hai...

Is se bakwas SMS bhaijo agar dum hai...

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Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 03:30 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 05:50 AM) [snapback]2735877[/snapback]

Ab kuch thoda bohot to masoom logon ka asar aye ga he

Jab itna ladtay hain to kuch to asar ho ga na

Kasssssshhhhh Mera aser aa hi jaye

ta k aap ki UN ko asani ho jaye

ladtay hain

kon lertay hain ?? main to aaj tak kisi se nahi lari

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 03:32 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 05:53 AM) [snapback]2735879[/snapback]

Han waise hua to ajeeb he hai

U or me ki friend

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ho he na jaye kahin aisa

haan naa Kahan main Nazuk se dil wali pyari si lerki

aur kahan aap ahem ahem ............. Jallad type

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 03:45 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 05:58 AM) [snapback]2735881[/snapback]

Han I know U full time kanjoos ho

Mein forwarded sms kyun send karoon yeh fully kanjooso wala sentence hai

Kanjoosi chhoro apni phir U ko bhi sms aaya karein gay

Masoom log to hain but masoomiyat naam ko nahi hai

Apni sis k mobile se share karti hain

Aya haye kanjooson ko koi sms nahi karta

Kanjoos nahi .......... youn kaho k Fazool Kherchi ki aadat nahi hai mujhey

aap ki terah main her waqt Mobile main thori lagi rehti hoon

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 03:49 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 06:01 AM) [snapback]2735883[/snapback]

U darr gayin thi

Tabhi boloon yeh zalzala sa kyun mehsoos hua tha

NAZUK DIL haye la

Waise kya kya guzar gayi aap k NAZUK DIL pe

Zahir hai aap ko dekhoon gii to der to lagay ga hi naa

Nazuk dil mera hai aur cheekhain aap maar rahay ho

Mere dil per se Train , Truck . Car , Cyycle sab guzar gayen

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 03:54 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 06:04 AM) [snapback]2735885[/snapback]

Daal to paki he nahi hai

Shayad U bhi Karachi mein he rehti ho

To U ko bhi pata ho ga k aaj kal Karachi mein kitni garmi ho rahe hai

Aik to masoom log bhi na pata nahi kya kya soch letay hain

haan naa main bhi yahin rehti hoon ............ apnay pyare se shehar Karachi main

chalo shuker kero k kiya kiya hi sahi per sochtay to hain ............. aap se to yeh kaam hota hi nahi

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 04:41 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 06:07 AM) [snapback]2735887[/snapback]

Bas jee yeh he to hamari batein hain

yeh batain thiin

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 04:45 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 06:11 AM) [snapback]2735891[/snapback]

Masoom logon ki Kanjoosi ka aik or muzahira sab log dekh len

Yeh bhi God ka ehsaan maano k itna achcha Dost diya U ko

Warna masoom logon ko to koi nahi poochta aaj kal

Waise aik baat hai

Yeh SMS purana ho gaya hai koi naya lao

itna achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wese kitna acha ??

yeh bhi purana tha

ab main new kahan se laoon aap k liye

kahin yeh sms aap hi to nahi banatay ??

Masoom_Pari

Feb 22 2008, 04:48 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 22 2008, 06:15 AM) [snapback]2735894[/snapback]

4 Masoom log
Always
SMILE
ok?

Because

Your Smile
is so

Captivating
and
so Nice
Show me
a sample
........,,//,,
.....(@ .. @)
.....(.____,)
.........) (
Oye Hoye
SO CUTE

main to hoon hi Cute

lekin aap ki drawing bohat kharab hai

mujh jesi pyari sii soorat ka sketch aap acha nahi bana paye to kisi aur ka to kehna hi kiya

CoOl LeO

Feb 23 2008, 04:44 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 03:30 PM) [snapback]2736646[/snapback]

Kasssssshhhhh Mera aser aa hi jaye

ta k aap ki UN ko asani ho jaye

ladtay hain

kon lertay hain ?? main to aaj tak kisi se nahi lari

Bas thoda sa he aye agar zyada aa gaya to HC walon ka kya ho ga

2 2 masoom sambhalna mushkil ho jaye ga sab k liye

CoOl LeO

Feb 23 2008, 04:47 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 03:32 PM) [snapback]2736650[/snapback]

haan naa Kahan main Nazuk se dil wali pyari si lerki

aur kahan aap ahem ahem ............. Jallad type

Bas bas zyada nahi

itni khush fehmi achchi baat to hoti he nahi hai

CoOl LeO

Feb 23 2008, 04:54 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 03:45 PM) [snapback]2736675[/snapback]

Kanjoos nahi .......... youn kaho k Fazool Kherchi ki aadat nahi hai mujhey

aap ki terah main her waqt Mobile main thori lagi rehti hoon

Bas bas rehnay do plz

Hamein sab pata hai k kitni badi kanjoos ho U

U ko kaise kaise keh sakti ho k mein her waqt mobile mein laga rehta hoon

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:02 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 03:49 PM) [snapback]2736686[/snapback]

Zahir hai aap ko dekhoon gii to der to lagay ga hi naa

Nazuk dil mera hai aur cheekhain aap maar rahay ho

Mere dil per se Train , Truck . Car , Cyycle sab guzar gayen

Kyun mein ne koi aap se karza wapis mangna hai jo aap mujhay dekh k darr jao gi

Zahir hai cheekhein to niklen gi mujhay herat hai U ka dil bhi nazuk ho sakta hai????

Chalo ab to dil bacha he nahi hai U k pas

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:07 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 03:54 PM) [snapback]2736696[/snapback]

haan naa main bhi yahin rehti hoon ............ apnay pyare se shehar Karachi main

chalo shuker kero k kiya kiya hi sahi per sochtay to hain ............. aap se to yeh kaam hota hi nahi

Chalo shukar hai U ne bhi kuch kya warna

Jo aik adad U k pas dimagh jaisi cheez hai us ko zung lag jana tha

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:13 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 04:45 PM) [snapback]2736825[/snapback]

itna achaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wese kitna acha ??

yeh bhi purana tha

ab main new kahan se laoon aap k liye

kahin yeh sms aap hi to nahi banatay ??

Aray jee bohot achcha

Jee han yeh bhi purana tha koi masoom logon ko naya sms send kar de

Takay yeh bhi kuch naya share kar den

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:20 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 22 2008, 04:48 PM) [snapback]2736829[/snapback]

main to hoon hi Cute

lekin aap ki drawing bohat kharab hai

mujh jesi pyari sii soorat ka sketch aap acha nahi bana paye to kisi aur ka to kehna hi kiya

U or CUTE

jhoot bolna buri baat hai

U cute nahi beautiful ho gi

Me ki drawing kharab hai

Jaisa banda dikhay ga us ki pic bhi to waisi he banay gi na

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:22 AM

Ek Din Hum Un K Ghar Gaye

Wo Soye Huwe Thay

Ek Din Wo Humare Ghar Aaye

Hum Soye Huwe Thay

Moral. . .
Jesa Karoge Wesa Bharoge

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:24 AM

4 Masoom log

PEPSI

COCACOLA

MARINDA

SPRITE

7-Up

PAKOLA

FANTA

In Sab K DHAKKAN Jama
Kar K Teen Dabbe Wale Ko Dena
SMS Krne Ko Kuch Paise Mil Jayenge

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:28 AM

Well wisher is not who greets you daily &
Talks to you daily.
Well wisher is one who may or may not meet you
But always think of you &
Prays to God for your happiness !!

CoOl LeO

Feb 24 2008, 06:29 AM

A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com

Masoom_Pari

Feb 24 2008, 10:26 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 23 2008, 04:44 AM) [snapback]2737471[/snapback]

Bas thoda sa he aye agar zyada aa gaya to HC walon ka kya ho ga

2 2 masoom sambhalna mushkil ho jaye ga sab k liye

Kiya Matlab

aap ko sambhalna mushkil ho jaye gaa

abhi tak aap khud se nahi sambhlay ho kiya

Ok to aik hi Masoom yani k Mujhey hi rehnay do ........... aap WOHI raho

Masoom_Pari

Feb 24 2008, 10:40 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 23 2008, 04:47 AM) [snapback]2737472[/snapback]

Bas bas zyada nahi

itni khush fehmi achchi baat to hoti he nahi hai

to phir kitni achi hoti hai

Masoom_Pari

Feb 24 2008, 10:53 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 23 2008, 04:54 AM) [snapback]2737473[/snapback]

Bas bas rehnay do plz

Hamein sab pata hai k kitni badi kanjoos ho U

U ko kaise kaise keh sakti ho k mein her waqt mobile mein laga rehta hoon

OK rehnay diya

lekin kiya rehnay dena tha yeh to aap ne bataya hi nahi

hahahahaha yeh hum ne guess kiya hai ............ aur Pari kabhi ghalat guess nahi kerti ......... meri yeh baa aap likh ker coated kerwa ker rekh lo

Masoom_Pari

Feb 24 2008, 11:23 PM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:02 AM) [snapback]2738953[/snapback]

Kyun mein ne koi aap se karza wapis mangna hai jo aap mujhay dekh k darr jao gi

Zahir hai cheekhein to niklen gi mujhay herat hai U ka dil bhi nazuk ho sakta hai????
Chalo ab to dil bacha he nahi hai U k pas

Qarza to mujhey lena hai aap se wapas .......... baray dino baad nazar aye ho ............ kab se ghayeb thay ........... ab nahi choroon gii aap ko

hahahahha lekin cheekhain marna to lerkiyon ki quality hai

aap main kahan se i ??

Kyoon ............ is main doubt wali to koi baat hi nahi hai zahir hai jab main nazuk hon to mera dil bhi nazuk hi hoga naa
samjhay AqalBad

hayeeeeeeeeeee kesi batain ker rahay hain ......... kahan gaya mera dil

haye mera dil chura k le gaya ....... churanay wala mera qatil ........... chalo juldi se meray qatil ko pakar ker lao

Masoom_Pari

Feb 25 2008, 12:22 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:13 AM) [snapback]2738956[/snapback]

Aray jee bohot achcha

Jee han yeh bhi purana tha koi masoom logon ko naya sms send kar de

Takay yeh bhi kuch naya share kar den

acha suno a new Dedication for u

is SMS main CHAAND dhoon ker dikhao

dhoondoo dhoondo

Nahi mila

hmm nahi mila kiya???

hahahahaha Woh is iye k Budhu .......... SMS kernay walay ki tasweer thori aati hai Mobile per

Masoom_Pari

Feb 25 2008, 12:22 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:13 AM) [snapback]2738956[/snapback]

Aray jee bohot achcha

Jee han yeh bhi purana tha koi masoom logon ko naya sms send kar de

Takay yeh bhi kuch naya share kar den

Masoom_Pari

Feb 25 2008, 12:26 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:13 AM) [snapback]2738956[/snapback]

Aray jee bohot achcha

Jee han yeh bhi purana tha koi masoom logon ko naya sms send kar de

Takay yeh bhi kuch naya share kar den

Masoom_Pari

Feb 25 2008, 12:28 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:20 AM) [snapback]2738957[/snapback]

U or CUTE

jhoot bolna buri baat hai

U cute nahi beautiful ho gi

Me ki drawing kharab hai

Jaisa banda dikhay ga us ki pic bhi to waisi he banay gi na

haye la .......... aap ne meri tareef ki .......... aaj such bolnay ki himmat kahan se aa gaye

aap glasses use kerlo sab set hojayega

Sensitive

Feb 26 2008, 07:17 AM

QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 24 2008, 06:29 AM) [snapback]2738962[/snapback]

A gud news 4 students

all MARCH exams hav been postponed due to elections

To confirm goto site

www. stop dreaming & start studying.com

i think mje jana hei is site par

Masoom_Pari

Feb 27 2008, 11:38 PM

hmm to phir dair kis baat ki

Sensitive

Feb 27 2008, 11:48 PM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 27 2008, 11:38 PM) [snapback]2743158[/snapback]

hmm to phir dair kis baat ki

hamzaad

Feb 28 2008, 12:11 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 11 2008, 02:21 AM) [snapback]2713421[/snapback]

or kuch kerna jo nahi aata naa

apnay aur kuch sikhaya hi nahi hay aunty

hamzaad

Feb 28 2008, 12:17 AM

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

hamzaad

Feb 28 2008, 12:47 AM

Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I’m still alive.

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:12 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 24 2008, 10:26 PM) [snapback]2739449[/snapback]

Kiya Matlab

aap ko sambhalna mushkil ho jaye gaa

abhi tak aap khud se nahi sambhlay ho kiya

Ok to aik hi Masoom yani k Mujhey hi rehnay do ........... aap WOHI raho

Woh he se kya murad hai zara explain karna pasand karein gi aap

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:15 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 24 2008, 10:40 PM) [snapback]2739455[/snapback]

to phir kitni achi hoti hai

Thodi kam kar lo to phir thodi bardasht ho jaye gi

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:19 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 24 2008, 10:53 PM) [snapback]2739474[/snapback]

OK rehnay diya

lekin kiya rehnay dena tha yeh to aap ne bataya hi nahi

hahahahaha yeh hum ne guess kiya hai ............ aur Pari kabhi ghalat guess nahi kerti ......... meri yeh baa aap likh ker coated kerwa ker rekh lo

Ab kya sab batein bataoon chotay bachchon ki tarha guide karoon U ko

Bilkul ghalat guess kya hai U ne

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:30 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 24 2008, 11:23 PM) [snapback]2739509[/snapback]

Qarza to mujhey lena hai aap se wapas .......... baray dino baad nazar aye ho ............ kab se ghayeb thay ........... ab nahi choroon gii aap ko

hahahahha lekin cheekhain marna to lerkiyon ki quality hai

aap main kahan se i ??

Kyoon ............ is main doubt wali to koi baat hi nahi hai zahir hai jab main nazuk hon to mera dil bhi nazuk hi hoga naa
samjhay AqalBad

hayeeeeeeeeeee kesi batain ker rahay hain ......... kahan gaya mera dil

haye mera dil chura k le gaya ....... churanay wala mera qatil ........... chalo juldi se meray qatil ko pakar ker lao

Tch ch ch ch ch kar di na aakhir aisi baat

Qarza wapis mujhay lena tha or maang U rahe ho

Bohot ghalat baat hai

Aray jab koi bhi larka U k jaisi koi cheez dekhay ga to us ki cheekh he niklay gi na

Ya Allah logon ki jhoot bolnay ki aadat khatam karwa de

Koan chura k le gaya FIR likhayi??????

Waise U k dil mein bacha he kya tha us pe to truck or pata nahi kya kya chadh gaya tha

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:32 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 25 2008, 12:22 AM) [snapback]2739628[/snapback]

acha suno a new Dedication for u
is SMS main CHAAND dhoon ker dikhao
dhoondoo dhoondo
Nahi mila
hmm nahi mila kiya???
hahahahaha Woh is iye k Budhu .......... SMS kernay walay ki tasweer thori aati hai Mobile per

Shukar hai sms karnay wale ki pic nahi aati hai
Warna mera mobile to bechara gaya tha kaam se

Qk U inni bootifool ho k bas

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:34 AM

QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Feb 25 2008, 12:28 AM) [snapback]2739642[/snapback]

haye la .......... aap ne meri tareef ki .......... aaj such bolnay ki himmat kahan se aa gaye

aap glasses use kerlo sab set hojayega

Aray mein ne suna hai k kisi ko agar kisi jhoot se khushi milay to us k liye jhoot bol dena chahiye

Bas us pe amal kya hai me ne

CoOl LeO

Feb 28 2008, 04:36 AM

QUOTE(miss_abbasi @ Feb 26 2008, 07:17 AM) [snapback]2740788[/snapback]

i think mje jana hei is site par

To phir jaldi jao kahin der na ho jaye

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