Lo ji nayi recipie sirf aapke liye-
1.Angoor se bhara cup lijiye!
2.Ise apne haath me rakhiye!
3.Shishe ke saamne khadeho jaiye!
Taiyyar Hai DIsh
"LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR"
Full Version: Sms Festival (short Message Service)
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Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
Arz kiya hai
SMS dosto ko itne kiye k hum jeet gaye SMS ki race
Mobile bhi un ka pareshan ho k kehne laga
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
SMS dosto ko itne kiye k hum jeet gaye SMS ki race
Mobile bhi un ka pareshan ho k kehne laga
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
Wonderful Combinations in this World...
Heart & beats
Night & Moon
Music & Songs
Roses & Love
My costly SMS & your muft ki smile
Heart & beats
Night & Moon
Music & Songs
Roses & Love
My costly SMS & your muft ki smile
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All yoUr Frnd . . .
Sahe Se Padhein Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
A Large Pizza
2 All yoUr Frnd . . .
Sahe Se Padhein Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
A Large Pizza
4 Masoom log
Don't take life too seriously
&
Always find time to laugh
Warna
Log bolein ge
"Kiya Zamana Aa Gaya HAi,
aaj kal cartoon bhi nahi haste"
FOR ALL HC GUYS............
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another guy on top.
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another guy on top.
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano'n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano'n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
GivE ThouSanD ChAncEs To YouR enEmY,
To bEcomE yOur friEnD,
But nevEr givE A sInglE chAncE To YouR friEnD,
To BecomE youR EnEmY..
To bEcomE yOur friEnD,
But nevEr givE A sInglE chAncE To YouR friEnD,
To BecomE youR EnEmY..
AllAh's LovE hAs No LimIt
AllAh's GraCe hAs nO mEasUrE
AllAh's PoWeR hAs No BounDariEs
MaY yOu hAvE AllAh's EndlESS BlEssinGs
TodaY & AlWayS..
AllAh's GraCe hAs nO mEasUrE
AllAh's PoWeR hAs No BounDariEs
MaY yOu hAvE AllAh's EndlESS BlEssinGs
TodaY & AlWayS..
For Masoom Log
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye,
Kanjoos
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye,
Kanjoos
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another guy on top.
You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Mar 10 2008, 05:38 AM) [snapback]2761229[/snapback]
For Masoom Log
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye,
Kanjoos
Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye,
Kanjoos
hahahahaha
Wesay aap ko yeh secrets kesay maloom huye
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Mar 10 2008, 05:25 AM) [snapback]2761224[/snapback]
GivE ThouSanD ChAncEs To YouR enEmY,
To bEcomE yOur friEnD,
But nevEr givE A sInglE chAncE To YouR friEnD,
To BecomE youR EnEmY..
To bEcomE yOur friEnD,
But nevEr givE A sInglE chAncE To YouR friEnD,
To BecomE youR EnEmY..
pehlay yeh clear kerain .......... aap Aap HAMARAY HAIN KON
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Mar 10 2008, 05:24 AM) [snapback]2761222[/snapback]
Why We Dont Study The Whole Semester
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano'n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
&
Spen Sleepless Nights During Exams . . . .?
coz
Sahil K Sukoon Se
Humain In Kaar Nahi
Magar Tuufano'n Se Kashti
Nikalne Ka Maza Aur Hai
KHUDA karay meri Kashti bhi sahil tak pohanch jaye sahi salamat
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Mar 1 2008, 12:37 AM) [snapback]2746079[/snapback]
FOR ALL HC GUYS............
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another guy on top.
Be careful when a girl tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another guy on top.
Wesay mera heart to hai hi chota sa nazuk saa.........ziada space hai hi nahi
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:46 AM) [snapback]2743419[/snapback]
4 Masoom log
Don't take life too seriously
&
Always find time to laugh
Warna
Log bolein ge
"Kiya Zamana Aa Gaya HAi,
aaj kal cartoon bhi nahi haste"
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:44 AM) [snapback]2743418[/snapback]
Plz Pass This SMS
2 All yoUr Frnd . . .
Sahe Se Padhein Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
A Large Pizza
2 All yoUr Frnd . . .
Sahe Se Padhein Is Msg ko
A Person Whose
Contact # Is
0321 - _______
Urgently Need
3 Bottles Of
PEPSI
With
A Large Pizza
3 bottles hmmmmmmm it means k 2 meri aur aik aap ki
mujhey aap se yehi ummeed thi ............ u r really so cool
Dedicated to CoOl LeO
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:41 AM) [snapback]2743416[/snapback]
Arz kiya hai
SMS dosto ko itne kiye k hum jeet gaye SMS ki race
Mobile bhi un ka pareshan ho k kehne laga
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
SMS dosto ko itne kiye k hum jeet gaye SMS ki race
Mobile bhi un ka pareshan ho k kehne laga
NO SPACE
NO SPACE
itna tang kertay ho aap LOGOON ko
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:38 AM) [snapback]2743414[/snapback]
Lo ji nayi recipie sirf aapke liye-
1.Angoor se bhara cup lijiye!
2.Ise apne haath me rakhiye!
3.Shishe ke saamne khadeho jaiye!
Taiyyar Hai DIsh
"LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR"
1.Angoor se bhara cup lijiye!
2.Ise apne haath me rakhiye!
3.Shishe ke saamne khadeho jaiye!
Taiyyar Hai DIsh
"LANGOOR KE HAATH ME ANGOOR"
hahahaha
aap ne aazmaye??
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:34 AM) [snapback]2743412[/snapback]
Aray mein ne suna hai k kisi ko agar kisi jhoot se khushi milay to us k liye jhoot bol dena chahiye
Bas us pe amal kya hai me ne
hahahahaha yeh aap ne Zaroor kisi shaitan k chailay se suna hoga ............
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:32 AM) [snapback]2743411[/snapback]
Shukar hai sms karnay wale ki pic nahi aati hai
Warna mera mobile to bechara gaya tha kaam se
Qk U inni bootifool ho k bas
haye la ............ aap aisey tareef na kiya karain hamarai ........... hamaray dil ki kashti dolnay lagti hai .......... hawas khonay lagtay hain .......... aur aur aur
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:30 AM) [snapback]2743410[/snapback]
Tch ch ch ch ch kar di na aakhir aisi baat
Qarza wapis mujhay lena tha or maang U rahe ho
Bohot ghalat baat hai
Aray jab koi bhi larka U k jaisi koi cheez dekhay ga to us ki cheekh he niklay gi na
Ya Allah logon ki jhoot bolnay ki aadat khatam karwa de
Koan chura k le gaya FIR likhayi??????
Waise U k dil mein bacha he kya tha us pe to truck or pata nahi kya kya chadh gaya tha
aisi baat to kerni hi thi .........
lo kerlo baat ............. ab aap ki Yaddasht ne bhi kaam kerna chor diya
uncle jii aap apna Khatay wala register khol ker check ker lain .............. kitnay saray anday aap meri shop per se le ker jatay rahay aur qarza berhta raha ........... ager woh anday mene aap ko na diye hotay to ab tak na janay kitni MURGHIYAN meray aagay peechay dance ker rahi hotiin
ager mujhey pata hota k KON le gaya hai .............. to uski aisi ki taisi na ker deti
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:19 AM) [snapback]2743409[/snapback]
Ab kya sab batein bataoon chotay bachchon ki tarha guide karoon U ko 
Bilkul ghalat guess kya hai U ne
Bilkul ghalat guess kya hai U ne
Bachi hoon to Bachoon ki terah Guidance hi chahiye hogi na mujhey uncle
kab baray hongay aap
ji nahi bilkul thik kaha tha
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:15 AM) [snapback]2743408[/snapback]
Thodi kam kar lo to phir thodi bardasht ho jaye gi
aap apni berdasht aur sabar ka scale up grade kerain
ta k BHABHI ko bhi asani ho jaye
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Feb 28 2008, 04:12 AM) [snapback]2743407[/snapback]
Woh he se kya murad hai zara explain karna pasand karein gi aap 
Chorain ji ........... Perda Na Uthayen
QUOTE(hamzaad @ Feb 28 2008, 12:11 AM) [snapback]2743201[/snapback]
apnay aur kuch sikhaya hi nahi hay aunty 
jo kuch sikha chuki hoon uski Fees hi ab tak nahi mili ...........
aagay ka risk main nahi le sakti
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:38 PM) [snapback]2800703[/snapback]
hahahahaha
Wesay aap ko yeh secrets kesay maloom huye
Wesay aap ko yeh secrets kesay maloom huye
Pichli posts mein aap apna yeh secret khud he bata chuki hain
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:39 PM) [snapback]2800705[/snapback]
pehlay yeh clear kerain .......... aap Aap HAMARAY HAIN KON
Jee dushman numa dost
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:44 PM) [snapback]2800715[/snapback]
KHUDA karay meri Kashti bhi sahil tak pohanch jaye sahi salamat
Aameen Sum Aameen
Or meri bhi to mera abhi result nahi aaya hai
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:50 PM) [snapback]2800727[/snapback]
Dekha cartoon waqai nahi hasi
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:52 PM) [snapback]2800730[/snapback]
3 bottles hmmmmmmm it means k 2 meri aur aik aap ki mujhey aap se yehi ummeed thi ............ u r really so cool
mujhey aap se yehi ummeed thi ............ u r really so cool Haye la mujhay nahi pata tha k ladkiyan itni petoo bhi hoti hain
Ajee cool to hum shroo se hain
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:56 PM) [snapback]2800739[/snapback]
Dedicated to CoOl LeO
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
jee jee
Chaal Me Nazakat,
na jee na
Dil Me Sachai,
jee bilkul
Cheray Par Safai,
bilkul theek
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
ghalat ghalat 
Aankhon Me Sharafat,
jee jee
Chaal Me Nazakat,
na jee na
Dil Me Sachai,
jee bilkul
Cheray Par Safai,
bilkul theek
Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”
ghalat ghalat QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:57 PM) [snapback]2800743[/snapback]
itna tang kertay ho aap LOGOON ko
Bas jee dekh len
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 04:59 PM) [snapback]2800747[/snapback]
hahahaha
aap ne aazmaye??
aap ne aazmaye??
Angoor ka season nahi hai
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:01 PM) [snapback]2800749[/snapback]
hahahahaha yeh aap ne Zaroor kisi shaitan k chailay se suna hoga ............
Jee jee aik bar aap ne kisi post mein likha tha shayad
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:04 PM) [snapback]2800750[/snapback]
haye la ............ aap aisey tareef na kiya karain hamarai ........... hamaray dil ki kashti dolnay lagti hai .......... hawas khonay lagtay hain .......... aur aur aur
Haye la yeh bootifool bhi U ko tareef lag raha hai
dil kashti ki tarha dolna,hawaas khona mujhay lag raha hai aap ka BP low ho raha hai
Bata do kab le k chaloon Doctor k pas
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:14 PM) [snapback]2800759[/snapback]
aisi baat to kerni hi thi .........
lo kerlo baat ............. ab aap ki Yaddasht ne bhi kaam kerna chor diya
uncle jii aap apna Khatay wala register khol ker check ker lain .............. kitnay saray anday aap meri shop per se le ker jatay rahay aur qarza berhta raha ........... ager woh anday mene aap ko na diye hotay to ab tak na janay kitni MURGHIYAN meray aagay peechay dance ker rahi hotiin
ager mujhey pata hota k KON le gaya hai .............. to uski aisi ki taisi na ker deti
lo kerlo baat ............. ab aap ki Yaddasht ne bhi kaam kerna chor diya
uncle jii aap apna Khatay wala register khol ker check ker lain .............. kitnay saray anday aap meri shop per se le ker jatay rahay aur qarza berhta raha ........... ager woh anday mene aap ko na diye hotay to ab tak na janay kitni MURGHIYAN meray aagay peechay dance ker rahi hotiin
ager mujhey pata hota k KON le gaya hai .............. to uski aisi ki taisi na ker deti
Haye la U anday deti ho
Waise achcha hua masoom logon ne khud bata dya
Aray kahin woh bakery wale uncle U to nahi ho jin ki badi badi moonchain hain,jin ki naak k pas bada sa massa hai,Bohot healthy se hain,hai na U woh he ho na
Dekha uncle kaisa pakda aap ko
Qk mein to sirf un se he anday leta hoon
DHAMKI woh bhi me ko
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:16 PM) [snapback]2800763[/snapback]
Bachi hoon to Bachoon ki terah Guidance hi chahiye hogi na mujhey uncle
kab baray hongay aap
ji nahi bilkul thik kaha tha
kab baray hongay aap
ji nahi bilkul thik kaha tha
Allah maaf kare masoom log kitna jhoot boltay hain
tauba tauba
Itni badi bachchi
shayad baby food zyada kha liya hai
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:21 PM) [snapback]2800768[/snapback]
aap apni berdasht aur sabar ka scale up grade kerain
ta k BHABHI ko bhi asani ho jaye
ta k BHABHI ko bhi asani ho jaye
Theek hai theek hai
Ab bhabhi ka naam liya hai to kuch to karna he paday ga
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:25 PM) [snapback]2800777[/snapback]
Chorain ji ........... Perda Na Uthayen
Chalo rehnay diya qk parda uthanay se bohot se raaz khul jayen gay
QUOTE(Masoom_Pari @ Apr 1 2008, 05:35 PM) [snapback]2800799[/snapback]
jo kuch sikha chuki hoon uski Fees hi ab tak nahi mili ...........
aagay ka risk main nahi le sakti
aagay ka risk main nahi le sakti
Fees denay k laiq kuch sikhaya ho ga to koi fees de ga na masoom logon
mErI DuKh BhArI kAhAnI sUnO gE
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye
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DeKhA Aap BhI MeRe JazBaat NaHi
SaMaJh PaAye
For all student members
Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna
Answer Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Us ki Fariyad Na Karna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Us ki Fikar Mein Apne Holidays Barbaad Na karna
Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yaad
Na Karna
Answer Sheet Mein Jo Likha Hai
Us ki Fariyad Na Karna
Jo Hoga Wo Hoga
Us ki Fikar Mein Apne Holidays Barbaad Na karna
For Masoom Log
Meri zindagi pe faqt itna ehsan kar do,
Ik benaam si fursat mere naam kar do,
Ik subh ko milo or sham kar do,
Or sham tak
Mere ghar ka sara kaam kar do
Meri zindagi pe faqt itna ehsan kar do,
Ik benaam si fursat mere naam kar do,
Ik subh ko milo or sham kar do,
Or sham tak
Mere ghar ka sara kaam kar do
Again For Masoom Log
U r the Most CUTE Person in the World!
Just a Second,
Dont Misunderstand
CUTE Means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
EveryWhere
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:19 AM) [snapback]2803528[/snapback]
Pichli posts mein aap apna yeh secret khud he bata chuki hain
haan lekin ab main change ker rahi hoon khud ko thora thora
ab din main 1 2 msg to must ker hi deti hoon
QUOTE(CoOl LeO @ Apr 3 2008, 06:21 AM) [snapback]2803529[/snapback]
Jee dushman numa dost
sab se KhaTernAak Rishta
aap ko to achi terah dekhna hi paray ga mujhey
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